Massage and Body Rubs. Non AMP

**BillDavis007** · 09-12-21 20:36

Originally Posted by YeeHaw88 [View Original Post]

I went and saw her today for the first time. She did not disappoint. Massage skills were very very good. Actually found myself dozing off a few times. LOL on the flip she removed her shirt. She has some of the best naturals I've ever seen. Nipples were fantastic. She's a very sweet girl. Can't wait to see her again.

I can't believe you cats are just now catching on.

**Johnny Mapalo** · 09-12-21 10:05

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I didn't get a slice of ass from this chic 2 and a half months ago. Saw this chic posting 2 and a half months ago on Listcrawler for private dancing and massages, so I sent her a text for her rates. She wanted $100 for a full hour nude massage and I thought that the rate was pretty decent. She also wanted $200 for full service, which I wasn't giving her. LOL. She told me that she did happy ending hand jobs for $50 extra and I told her that I would see about that once I got there.

I booked the date, the day after texting her, and she sent me her address to a hotel in midtown. I drove to her hotel and realized that it was one of those recently built hotels. That's why I had a hard time finding it. Hmm. I drove right by it, not even knowing that it was a hotel. LOL. Well, the hotel charged $10 to park and I wasn't paying it.

I drove further down the street to a Publix in midtown and parked in their parking deck. LOL. I then walked over to her hotel, with her blowing up my phone with text and calls asking me where I was. Smh. The thirst is real! I finally arrived at her hotel and realized I needed a door card to enter the building. Come on man, you could have told me that before I got there. Smdh.

I called to let her know the deal and she told me to just buzz the front desk with the call button on the wall and they will let me in. Oh boy. I like to move incognito in these places. I buzzed the call button as instructed and the front desk clerk buzzed me in with no questions asked. That's nice to see. I then calmly walked on over to the elevators before realizing that this bish didn't even give me her room number. Smh.

I called for the room number and she told me to call her again when I got to the 3rd floor. I asked if she was on that floor and she stated, no. Man, WTF! I ain't got no time for this bullshit. She said that she was on the 7th floor, but to call her when I get on the 3rd floor. What? That makes no fucking sense! I paid her no mind and got on the elevator up to the 7th floor.

Once I got on the 7th floor, I tried to call her, but my phone had no signal. Come on, man. I walked up and down the 7th floor hallway for a few minutes, hoping this dingbat would open her door and come outside, but that never happened. I tried calling and texting her, but no signal. Err. After a good 7 minutes of looking suspect as hell out in the hallway, I got back onto the elevator and went back down to the 1st floor.

I got off the elevator and looked at my phone to see several missed calls from her. Oh boy. I called her back but the phone just ringed 100 times, before going to voicemail. Oh boy, again. Man, I was about to get the falk out of there, as I was looking mad suspect as hell, standing by the elevator fiddling around with my phone. After 3 good minutes, she called me back and told me that I was acting shady. Shady?

Bish, if you had given me your room number in the 1st place, none of this would have never happened. Smdh. I explained to her that my phone signal was not good in the building and to just give me her room number. She once again refused to give me her room number and told me to just come up to the 7th floor. I told her to please be outside the room, as my phone signal was bad inside the building.

She said, "Ok", and hung up abruptly. I should have just gotten the falk out of dodge. This was too much damn work for a freaking massage! I got back onto the elevator and up to the 7th floor I went. I tried to call and text her again, but got no signal just like the last time. I stood in the hallway the whole time, and 2 minutes later, someone poked their head out of one of the doors.

The head looked at me and asked, "Are you the police". Yes, I'm the police, now let me in before so I can beat you to sleep with my 15 and a half inch police baton. Fucking ridiculous! I told her instead that I wasn't the police, smh, and she told me to come on in. I walked my annoyed ass over to her room and went on in.

She closed the door behind me as we said her hello's. This chic looked pretty good. She was a good 5 foot 140-145 lbs. She was wearing a very small white t-shirt that stopped short under her breasts. She had on a black tong that exposed her wonderful ass. She's got a nice ass on her, but I saw some light cellulite up top. I'd give her a "9" in looks.

The room was neat and clean though with no smoke smells anywhere, but it was cold as shit with the AC on. Eekk. We conversed for a few minutes before she asked me what I was looking for. I told her the 1 hour massage for $100. She said ok and I handed her the dough. She took the money, checked it under the lamp light, then put in away. Hmm.

She then laid out a towel over the bed and told me to lay on it. Yes, m'aam. I got butt booty nekkid and laid face down on the white towel. She then placed a hand towel over my flat ass and sat on top of it. She complimented me on my baby soft skin before commencing with the massage. That beautiful soft skin of mines came from years of lotionizing my body with calamine lotion!

After a few seconds, I felt something cold dripping onto my back. She then rubbed that cold something into my back with some mild sweeping strokes. We started conversing about her massage experience, as she continued to massage my back. She said that she went to school for massages, but I couldn't tell. It felt like a regular person massaging my back to me.

She told me that she didn't really need to go to a massage school, because what they teach you is something you should already know. Alrighty, then. She said she went to school for 3 months to learn massages. Hmm. Felt more like 3 days if ya ask me. She massaged my back only as we talked and talked and talked.

She stopped for a while after 20 minutes, then turned on the tv. Oh boy. She then got off of my ass, thank God- my back was starting to kill me, and sat right next to me Indian style. I then started feeling that oh so familiar one handed massage. I already knew what she was doing. Texting and watching tv with one hand and 2 eyes, while massaging me with the free hand.

She also never massaged anything else, but my back. Oh boy. After about 15 minutes of that nonsense, she said, "That's it, ok". Say what? I immediately reminded her that I had more time and I didn't think it was an hour yet. I told her that she didn't massage my legs or my other side. Smdh. She said ok, then started massaging my legs for a good 5 minutes.

She told me to flip after the 5 minutes and I flipped to reveal a very deflated boner. The massage and sensuality or lack there of, was doing nothing for me. She placed the hand towel over my ugly 10 inch soft pee wee, then started massaging my chest and down to my legs with 1 hand. I looked over at her and she was butt booty naked, but her eyes were fixated on the tv. Smh.

She doesn't have much of any breasts at all. A cup bee stingers. She massaged my frontal area for no more than 10 minutes, before calling times up again. Oh boy. I had no intention of paying $50 more bones, for what would have probably been a lackluster and disinteresting happy or not so happy ending. The massage in all lasted about 45-50 minutes, if that.

If I hadn't reminded her of the time I had left when she first called "times up", I would have gotten like a 30 minute of a 1 hour massage. Pretty poor. She's nice ice candy though. I got my nekkid greasy ass off the bed and started placing my clothes back on. She did the same as well, then waited for me to get ready. She walked me to the door and off I went back to my car 100 bones lighter.

That massage was pretty terrible. It was ok at first, but got worse once she lost concentration and had to look at the tv for entertainment. A few days later, I saw her posting for $80 1 hour massage. I think that was more to her price point for the lazy massage she offered. She's nice eye candy, but that's it.

She was only in Atlanta for a week and now she's back home in Ohio. I think. That's where her last ad was posted. No repeat for me. I'll give her a "9" in looks and a "4" for her massage services. That's all folks.

**YeeHaw88** · 09-11-21 13:08

Has anyone tried this woman? Looks very interesting.

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/159364

**JCornWell** · 09-11-21 07:52

Originally Posted by LoveVegas [View Original Post]

Can someone post a link to her info thanks.

http://<br /> <br /> https://atlan...ngs.com/146128

**BMack26** · 09-11-21 00:03

Originally Posted by LoveVegas [View Original Post]

Can someone post a link to her info thanks.

Link.

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/146128

**LoveVegas** · 09-10-21 19:45

Can someone post a link to her info thanks.

**BMack26** · 09-10-21 14:47

Originally Posted by YeeHaw88 [View Original Post]

I went and saw her today for the first time. She did not disappoint. Massage skills were very very good. Actually found myself dozing off a few times. LOL on the flip she removed her shirt. She has some of the best naturals I've ever seen. Nipples were fantastic. She's a very sweet girl. Can't wait to see her again.

Agree with the best pair of natural tits in the game. I first saw her about 6 years ago. I once asked her why she continues to charge such a low rate when girls much less attractive and with much worse skills charge more. She said she believes her price is fair for what she does and doesn't offer. When more money is charged people start expecting more. Can't argue with that.

**YeeHaw88** · 09-10-21 09:45

Originally Posted by BillaryClinto [View Original Post]

She's always been a solid choice especially for the $. She reminds me a bit of Rihanna. In loungeware and not being done up. Did she mind ya playing with her perky pair?

Agreed! No she didn't mind. She just asked I be gentle with them. I was hoping to kiss on them but she said No LOL.

**Billary Clinto** · 09-10-21 08:52

She's always been a solid choice especially for the $. She reminds me a bit of Rihanna. In loungeware and not being done up. Did she mind ya playing with her perky pair?

Originally Posted by YeeHaw88 [View Original Post]

I went and saw her today for the first time. She did not disappoint. Massage skills were very very good. Actually found myself dozing off a few times. LOL on the flip she removed her shirt. She has some of the best naturals I've ever seen. Nipples were fantastic. She's a very sweet girl. Can't wait to see her again.

**YeeHaw88** · 09-09-21 23:20

I went and saw her today for the first time. She did not disappoint. Massage skills were very very good. Actually found myself dozing off a few times. LOL on the flip she removed her shirt. She has some of the best naturals I've ever seen. Nipples were fantastic. She's a very sweet girl. Can't wait to see her again.

**SeekingHead** · 09-09-21 22:45

Originally Posted by GoneForGood97 [View Original Post]

IF (and it's a big IF) you can find a former fattie, a girl who decided to take her health seriously and really lose the weight, you can get the best of both worlds. I did smash a girl who was 9/10 on beauty and fuck talent, and I found later that she was a fattie and got tired enough about it to do something about it. However, she STILL had all the head skills she developed when she was 4 or 5. However, those are rare unicorns.

Have a college friend who had this happen, the girl wasn't a fatty but was curvy & about 30 lbs overweight from a 6 pack. He was a bit out of her league looks wise, but they clicked. Don't see them again for six months & she had dropped the 30 lbs. Loosing the 30 lbs turned her into a instagram model, slender curvy waist with a 38 dd chest, pretty face. He ended up marrying her so I hope he got the best of both worlds. She is still hot today at 51 plus 3 kids, & teaches around 3 fitness classes a day, so I think he hit a homerun.

**LoveVegas** · 09-09-21 19:54

Can anyone refer me to anyone that's about same level as Abby non AMP no bs just good massage and little more thanks.

**Niteluvr** · 09-09-21 13:44

Originally Posted by RedneckStud [View Original Post]

I worked with a rotund woman that purportedly told a coworker she gave great head. The thought of that troll doing anything sexual makes my prick shrink like a scared turtle.

I don't like heifers either and I've said it many times. Years ago I stated that, if I encounter a BBW, I'll get a bad case of DDW (Dick Don't Work). I too work with some chunkers (they're everywhere) and I can't imagine why their hubbies would want to fuck them, but some guys actually prefer fat women. That's something I'll never understand.

In stark contrast, the best head I've ever gotten was from a SW in Baltimore. She was a slender, attractive, (druggie) white girl. Her BJ skills were off the charts and I've never met anyone who could suck dick like her. When I told her, she said, "Yeah, everyone tells me that," like it's nothing. If every guy had a wife with her skills, hookers would be starving.

**MassageAwesome** · 09-09-21 08:48

Originally Posted by RedneckStud [View Original Post]

I worked with a rotund woman that purportedly told a coworker she gave great head. The thought of that troll doing anything sexual makes my prick shrink like a scared turtle.

I dated a girl back in the day and her mom had a crush on me. We used to fuck around while the girl was at work. She was fat and ugly but probably gave the best head; definitely top 3. Took her time, shaft, balls, tongue, you name it she did it. Let me do anything I wanted to her. Even fat girls need love too LOL.

**GoneForGood97** · 09-08-21 14:43

IF (and it's a big IF) you can find a former fattie, a girl who decided to take her health seriously and really lose the weight, you can get the best of both worlds. I did smash a girl who was 9/10 on beauty and fuck talent, and I found later that she was a fattie and got tired enough about it to do something about it. However, she STILL had all the head skills she developed when she was 4 or 5. However, those are rare unicorns.

A more common find is the former hottie who had a kid and lost her self esteem because she thinks she lost her looks. If you're lucky, maybe she just developed a few stretch marks (who cares) but now she feels like she has to be porn star level fun or guys won't call her back. And of course the worst (and far more common) are the former hotties who, 2 kids and 10 years of cigs later, still think they are gods gift to men and expect the world to treat them the same as it did when they were slutting it up at a size 1 and tight as a drum, and so will still lay there like a fish because that's all they've ever had to do.