The Massholes

[AsianYumYum]

Again, you can ask me anything massage parlor-related. I will respond to all your queries. No one on this board knows more about Bostonian and suburban parlors than I do. Noobs are more than welcome.

Yes, please, if you could help with the inquiry below.

The poster said it's so easy, even a caveman can do it but thus far, no one has been able to verify, confirm or giving a report on this. I've tried it and it turned out to be false. Someone PM me and said you had a post offering your service. We will gladly take it, you seemed to be very knowledgeable. Help us resolve this.

Canterbury Body Works Worcester Mass on Canterbury Street.

Newtonville Spa, Washington Street Newton.

Text that you may be in the area and you want to come to the spa soon but you first need to find out how many ladies are working and please send a pic, most will send pics of who is working that day to try to get you to come. Try this for several ones. Some may not want to send pics but many will and choose the one that has pics of the girl that you like the best. It is easy as that. Even a caveman can do it. It has worked for me.

[Wiseass]

Look, you clearly stated that you were done so why are you still posting? I think you may be a woman. Men are decisive and not fickle. You are the opposite just like a broad. So listen girl pick a fucking lane and stick to it ok?

I would have more respect for you if you just created a new account rather than keep crawling back like a worthless desperate *****.

Like a Bad Penny, Like a Water Rat in the Seaport District, Just Keeps coming Back! My Apologies for the Female Clown Pic. I had some messages, that it looks more like a Tranny Clown than a Female Clown.

[AsianYumYum]

Look at this fag, talking about getting his anus plucked. And if you believe this bullshit fantasy report besides him getting his asshole plugged, I got another stimulus check for you worth 5 k.

"Her right hand index finger is still in the vicinity of my puckered asshole but".

I can't stop smiling as I just got back from Leeza in Clinton. Leeza has been well reviewed on this board and many of us champion her for good reason.

She greets me at the door wearing an open white lab coat that shows off a black lace bra that inhabit her massive DDDs. I give her a quick hug and a kiss on the lips, which slightly turns me on as I grab her ass during the said kiss. Unfortunately, according to reports, no one has ever tried to touch her massive tits which is does suck. However, her massages are something to behold.

She has me lay naked on my belly after she collects my pay and soon heats up oil. She dabs a little to my ass crack and slowly glistens my cheeks. Next she uses her invasiveness and butters up my taint, using gentle caresses to the area while I lift my hips, inviting her hands to my erect cock. Leeza takes her time, massaging my prostate and ass crack thoroughly while I assume a doggy style position and groan when she touches my scrotum with her oiled hand.

Next, she reaches for my cock, applying hot oil to the area, her foreign hand covering my big, veiny erection with her warm lubricant. It feels amazing and I let her know that. Then she does something I love that is stroke my cock as I'm on all-fours. I thrust into her cupped oiled hands as sort of a makeshift pussy. I do this vigorously, pumping for all I'm worth my firm ass cheeks jiggle as Leeza and I engage in some sultry eye contact.

After I'm done thrusting, I turn onto my back and Leeza pours hot oil all over the head of my cock. I groan with pleasure as it feels so good. Lee's a edges me properly. Remember guys, she's a professional, you will get a proper edge-job and external prostate massage. As she does this she uses her free hand to plug my asshole, which feels amazing. As she fingers my frenulum in a circular motion while moving her right hand index finger in and out of my brown-knot, I get close to climax. "Leeza, babe, you're going to make me cum!" I say. She laughs and replies "you sure you want to do that?" To which I nod affirmatively.

[Trickster666]

I'd be careful if I was you.

Keep it up and I will tell everybody what Sarah told me about you. That you like to bring a strap on and have her bang you in the ass over on Linden Street. You're such a homo!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Crazy, I mean Jack617 (aka BillyBaloney), is a complete fucking moron. Urine soaked peace of shit. Fuck this human garbage.

[CrazyCrouton]

In case if any of you good people don't realize that, BillyBaloney is Jack617 an old worthless piece of shit. Did I mention that he likes when Chinese massage providers pee on him? What a piece of garbage this old idiot is!

I'd be careful if I was you.

Keep it up and I will tell everybody what Sarah told me about you. That you like to bring a strap on and have her bang you in the ass over on Linden Street. You're such a homo!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

[AsianYumYum]

Well there is luck, timing and persistence involved with this texting thing. Anyone with half a brain could have figured that out. You may get no responses or you may get one out of many attempts. You may go days without a hit. It's sort of like passive fishing. It has only worked for me a few times. I never guaranteed instant success. I just said you can try it, it's easy to do, and harmless, the pros definitely outweigh any cons. But if you get lucky and do get a pic of who is on shift now, and you like what you see, then text you are on your way. Just another small tool to help you get a better chance at a more attractive provider whichever area you live in, be it greater Boston, Worcester or RI. As for the pics, they also could easily have been taken not at the site I went, but some other location, remember these girls rotate in and out. For all I know that pic could have been from a RI or NY AMP, the ladies travel to their new MA location and send a pic to a an inquiring customer. That's most likely what I got, a "template" pic that they use to drum up business occasionally, so no need to question what spa this pic is taken in, oh, its a fake. No fake, just what she texted me, beyond my control. Additionally, as for my personal choice, I never post my FS experiences at these AMPs, only BJ or hand. So, don't look into or assume anything about what or what not I've posted, as to that translates into this that or the other. There is no direct or logical conclusion able to be drawn from it by anyone. Pretty straight foward to me, but if people think these are the words of a bullshitter, well that's on them.

I missed this post because that non stop talking blabbering Monkey, Dumbass, kept trolling the board with his endless jibberish nonsense, this slipped under the radar. Couldn't let this fly without a proper rebuke to a world class Bullshitter who's I D names fits him perfectly, MoreBS.

This bullshitter flips flops and has more excuse then dr fraudci and his covid recommendations. You should try to go work at the CDC. As a janitor cleaning toilets after people done dropping their filthy shit, something you'd be good at. I hope you didn't think I was suggesting you get something where using brain cells is involved did you?

You and like the other losers lie and backtracks on your bullshits so much, why you have no credibility and I hope mongers see this and take it as note then you ol seniors on here are not credible or relevant to anything. Ask anyone who's converse with me Via PM when I am giving them intel, it's a long laundry lists that covers everything, explicit details.

Look at these posts below where you first start out confidently posting your bullshit, you didn't think we'd go check it out to verify and after you get called out on it, you backtrack and create another bullshit story. Then another one, just making up shit on the go, fucking pathetic and why the boston board is bullshit because of flip flop bullshitters like you and the other 3 stooges dumb asses. A bunch of old man this dumb, is really an embarrassment. Between the yous, knowledge should've been plentiful and help make this hobby in this side of town, moderate, but instead, we have an endless pack of Imbeciles yapping nonsense, leading new comers nowhere.

Well, they will definitely be low quality, blurry, b and w, no faces, strange angled and never a straight ahead face shot. There will be no provider names given, nor addresses or spa name. Almost like it's purposeful.

Better yet, keep your stories and daily escapades private, nothing will be lost on our end.

And look at you agreeing with the biggest imbecile on the board, Stupid Sounding Idiot. The fucker is too stupid to tell skin tone color under different lighting and you are agreeing with the imbeciles, how fucking dumb are you, sir? And of course I'm not going to take their pics straight up, you stupid monkey, that wasn't the purpose of the posts but rather to show you what you could have instead of these old prune juice grannies, eating stinky shrimp and noodle soups you meet at your visits. FYI, I edited the pics to keep it discreet and to all of you calling her fat, your dumb asses doesn't even know I expanded the pic as cover. I stand by my claim once again, nothing but 9's and 10's I fucked during my 5 weeks binge fucking. That little big forehead, alien looking anorexic chic of yours can't hold a candle to the girls I ran through, including the ones in the pics. Hell, your little Cambodian looking monkey doesn't even dress the part of FS, never mind if she's really offering any. Just another bullshitter on here exaggerating their claim to stroke their worthless ego.

You and the other bullshitters needs to be called on every time you're spewing your nonsense fantasy on here. From Dumbass not knowing his math, lying and telling us he's been posting here, rounding off to 20 years when in fact it's far below that. Then the imbecile try to correct himself and still wrong, in his own post, the guy is fucking dumb beyond belief. Then that other idiot who also sounds stupid with every posts, he can't tell skin color and claims that I am white, asian, black, whatever. Just throwing shit at the wall. Then claims girls he met at some canturbery parlor are better then the ones I meet but the fucker only has 1 post out of 1200 after being here for years, and it lacks details. Kinda like you claiming you get FS and meeting far cuter, far thinner, far prettier chics when most of your posts are about meeting SW with no teeth and other crackheads. Man, you fuckers are pathetic beyond words, all you do on here is lie and post bullshit fantasies to stroke your worthless egoes.

Mongers should shun you ol losers and called out on every time you post your lies. It's been going on for too long, time to shun these ol wrinkled balls bastards. Take your Fugly chics and stick them up your ass, you bullshitter.

[Trickster666]

In case if any of you good people don't realize that, BillyBaloney is Jack617 — an old worthless piece of shit. Did I mention that he likes when Chinese massage providers pee on him? What a piece of garbage this old idiot is!

[AsianYumYum]

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[Wiseass]

Look, you clearly stated that you were done so why are you still posting? I think you may be a woman. Men are decisive and not fickle. You are the opposite just like a broad. So listen girl pick a fucking lane and stick to it ok?

I would have more respect for you if you just created a new account rather than keep crawling back like a worthless desperate *****.

Damn! Have to Change all my Pics Now!

[BillyBaloney]

Hey old faggot! Are you still the most important person on this board? I mistakenly thought you are just a slightly retarded moron, Jack. It seems however I might be wrong on this one. You seem to be not slightly retarded.

Cheeze you always take the bait! I'm tired so will post more tomorrow but this gem of yours is priceless. Before A2 wrapped Cheeze into OlGary you posted this super confident " I am all THAT" post. Can you talk about how that worked out?

Oh shit, BillyBaloney (aka Jack617, CrazyCrouton, TheBoobHound, FrogPilot and others) is literally begging the site administrator to end his (Billy's) misery by banning me. Isn't that hilarious? The guy was harassing people on the board for years and when he has finally met his match he goes into the panic mode.

[BillyBaloney]

It seems however I might be wrong on this one.

On occasion even you get shit right.

[BillyBaloney]

I am done on here, yalls could have your bullshit parlors and bullshit lead. Fuck boston.

Super sorry to see you go old friend! Eventually we know you'll create a new account like you always do and you'll shun us, talk about lack of talent, overspending and of course your theories on inflation. Maybe Wiseass can provide kind of a parting gift. Something along the lines of a picture of a car full of clowns with all of your handles emblazoned on each and every one of them. Of course they should be pointed south on 95 headed down to Providence your new home. I wish I had that skill set but I do not. Adios amigo!

Look, you clearly stated that you were done so why are you still posting? I think you may be a woman. Men are decisive and not fickle. You are the opposite just like a broad. So listen girl pick a fucking lane and stick to it ok?

I would have more respect for you if you just created a new account rather than keep crawling back like a worthless desperate *****.

[BillyBaloney]

Sorry, but who the fuck is this distinguished gentleman?

Guy has 3 K legit posts in other locals and even he knows you are a fraud! Cheeze you could become an international fraud before long!

[BillyBaloney]

Weather is great, I am doing great and getting laid so I thought maybe we can do something fun. I am going to post a "Name that Cheeze handle".

Hope you all will participate, this could be fun!

[CrazyCrouton]

LOL! Fucking Crazy idiot. Fuck you, golden shower-loving faggot. Fuck you, and fuck you again. Stupid motherfucker.

Hi cheezefist. Are you still mad at me?