Massage Parlor Reports

[HavingFun503]

I was feeling like trying out a new spot (for me) and decided to give Lavender Spa a shot. Went in, was met by an older (50+) bbw lady with a bit of gray hair. I was about to turn around and head to a different spot but figured what the hell, sometimes the older ladies make up for it and give deluxe handies so why not. Big mistake. I went into a room, laid down, she comes in leaves the door slightly open and starts with the "massage". After about 5 minutes of light finger tip pressing she asks me to flip. I'm thinking, hey maybe a long super deluxe standard ending. Nope. She undresses down to panties, pops her tits out (the one positive), and starts giving me the most painful handy ever. It felt like she was trying to rip the tip off, every stroke her grip increased. This is after she asks how much I am going to tip and I say very slow and I'll tip big. I was about to stop the whole thing but was able to squeeze one out, barely. She asks me if I want a massage after, with like 40 minutes of the 60 remaining, I say yes and she starts the massage. During the massage she would, every 5 minutes, do the sexy talk thing "oh baby, oh baby" like I'm balls deep in her. Not sure what that was about, but was very odd and unnerving. I've been to many places all over the Portland metro, even before when you had to go to Vancouver. This was the worst experience ever. I know more was available, maybe she was trying to scare off standard ending peeps?

[Ryan805]

There was a younger, lovely girl who was here.(Lisa? She isn't anymore. Two ladies, both thicker, late 30's at least. . 60 for a standard finish with roaming and most of her clothes off. The massage was nice and time wasn't shorted but I wouldn't return.

[Abkbk]

I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.

I've seen ads for them on RR. Never gone out to check them out yet, but more from not wanting to deal with parking around those block.

[JjHoliday]

Went car shopping over the weekend. SE stark. 11000 block. Not much out there. Saw shop right next to the car dealer. Couldn't stop. Serenity, any generic input? Thanks.

[Sancho1999]

I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.

[Amp Guide]

Went to a massage there. The girl was super cute hard body tight tits but the upsell OMG she wanted too much for anything. First time I was nearly ready to just say Fuck this and leave. Did not care about the house fee. We all need to do this sometimes as the prices for even a feel were outrageous.

But like most things. She will move along and new girls will come in.

My 2 Cents worth.

[PriceIsRight39]

Just multiply by 100. It's one of about 3 things we do in this hobby that is idiotic but we think is clever. LOL. The other two are giving "clues" to the place instead of the name even though the clue usually basically *is* the name, and pretending that our experience was a "dream" we had. In reality, any time one of us does any of these One Punch Man probably needs to schedule an appointment with our face, but we're pretty much all idiots so we keep doing this nonsense anyways. 😋.

Yep! Pussy anonymous needed!! Ha ha.

[Phantxtc]

Could someone please PM me and explain how the whole money system here works I don't get the 1. 6, 0. 5, 04, etc. Thanks!

Just multiply by 100. It's one of about 3 things we do in this hobby that is idiotic but we think is clever. LOL. The other two are giving "clues" to the place instead of the name even though the clue usually basically *is* the name, and pretending that our experience was a "dream" we had. In reality, any time one of us does any of these One Punch Man probably needs to schedule an appointment with our face, but we're pretty much all idiots so we keep doing this nonsense anyways. 😋.

[PoorOldMan]

Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.

Not any AMP's that I am aware of. But this wonderful lady does. She is also on TNA as well as Rubratings. http://mshelenahunter.cuties-sites.com/home.

She is worth the price of admission and she is now requiring that you be vaccinated.

[BasicRichard]

Hey guys! I'm reporting on a couple places in Beaverton / Aloha.

The foot spa in Aloha. It was alright, massage was not super good, super light and not very appealing, the lady was mid 40's not super attractive. I was able to get a BBBJ but I can't remember the tipping rate.

The wellness spa on Allen, I have gone here twice now the first time only got 30 minutes and ended with the typical HE paid house price and an additional 40 for the HE. The second time I got a table shower and 30 minutes and got the same result, just HE both ladies I saw were not very open to anything more then HE.

The last place I'm not going to say the name cause it was really good. I'll say it was in the Heart of Beaverton, but that's all I'll give. This was awesome, I've gone twice. The first was at night right before closing, the lady I got was early 40's pretty cute, extremely flirty off the bat, I just did 30 minutes (50), and the massage was pretty decent with a LOT of teasing, after I couldn't take it anymore she asked if I wanted to flip, I said yea. So we flipped, everything was on the board, that specific night I wanted to try FS (with a wrapper) I ended up paying 120 for a tip. The second trip it was middle of the day, I got a cute petite girl in a pink dress, again 30 minutes, she was very modest and "innocent" at first she covered me with a towel while massaging my upper body, but when she started massaging my legs she snuck her hand under the towel and teased until she realized I was down for it, then just completely grabbed my man hood and started going to town. The one downside was she stopped after a little and discussed tips and service that night I only wanted HE so I paid 60 for tip (she was very nice) and she even provided some extra service with it.

This is my first big review so if I did something wrong let me know! And if you have any questions let me know, I'd likely trade info in the Beaverton area for more specifics on this place.

Could someone please PM me and explain how the whole money system here works I don't get the 1. 6, 0. 5, 04, etc. Thanks!

[WarpFactor69]

Is this the same Anna who was at Elemental in Tualatin for a while? If so, she was fantastic.

This Anna has been at Lucky (Cornell / Saltzman) a long time, so I'm guessing different lady.

[UncleChu]

I have seen her multiple times at Lucky on Cornell. She's over 40, but attractive and gives me what I want. She's at Gateway at this time. Got my back walked on, plus all the other things I wanted.

Is this the same Anna who was at Elemental in Tualatin for a while? If so, she was fantastic.

[UncleChu]

Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.

I haven't seen Nuru at any AMPs. I have seen it advertised on TNA. That is probably the place to look.

[KsFollower]

Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.

[Dexxzy]

Has anyone tried those posts by the airport? Are they real or no? Attractive? I have been to some parlors but kinda want to branch out.

They are total crap shoot. They range from a total waste of time (eg. get to the spot, but they go dark or ask for a selfie, yea right) to the usual CBJ / FS. Girls vary just as much as massage girls in terms of age, appearance, and service quality.

I suggest if you find a good one, you save her contact info if she drops in town again. I had saved 2 girls' contact, but they never stopped in pdx again, so even that is a crapshoot.