Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**J White Duke** · 09-03-21 01:08

Originally Posted by HomerPimpson [View Original Post]

So, we're discussing penises these days, I see. All of this homoeroticism is borderline creepy. What's next? A philosophical debate on the lyrics to "It's Raining Men"?

While I've never given the lyrics much though, I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to admit that I actually like "It's Raining Men."

**Rex Hughes** · 09-03-21 01:07

More dag nammit.

Big 5 has Champion brand shorts (the brand that made the first replica NBA jerseys in the 90's) for $15!

Compare that with my Old Navy (Dregs! Shorts for $14.

Champion, Old Navy?

Champion, Old Navy?

Anything is better than Old Navy.

This is relevant to the hobby!

Why does Old Navy charge now higher prices, for their inferior products? Because dodo birds like me pay their prices!

Kind of like how we pay fat girls (who get pissed when the local MacDonald's is closed) their high asking prices.

**FakeGnus** · 09-02-21 22:38

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

On her Snapchat which I'm pretty sure is public.

Pm sent.

I would like to see or know.

**ScotchYoke** · 09-02-21 22:09

Originally Posted by FakeGnus [View Original Post]

In person or on a website?

On her Snapchat which I'm pretty sure is public.

**FakeGnus** · 09-02-21 21:42

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

Just watched a provider (whom many of you have probably bb'd and has been confirmed on our bb board) rant about married guys asking for bb. It just rubbed me the wrong way. Thought I would share.

End rant.

In person or on a website?

**ScotchYoke** · 09-02-21 20:33

Just watched a provider (whom many of you have probably bb'd and has been confirmed on our bb board) rant about married guys asking for bb. It just rubbed me the wrong way. Thought I would share.

End rant.

**Rex Hughes** · 09-02-21 02:17

This IS related to the hobby. And, it involves two girls who guys have dated.

The jokes on me. Laugh at me, because it's so comical.

Two girls offered to marry me, years ago. The laughable thing is, back then, I thought they were serious!

The first was a Spaniard girl named Carmen. Has a sister named Bianca. On her own accord, Carmen not only spanked my butt, but she licked my butt hole, too! I told her that I wasn't married, and she said, "If you're not married two years from now, call me, and I'll marry you!" I asked her how many kids she wanted, and she said "two or three. " I said "me too!" There were times when I wondered if I should have taken he up on it!

The second was a KGirl named Lyla. Legit 20's in 2011 or so. Gave me BBBJ, and on her own accord, she licked my butt hole! Somehow, Lyla said something about wishing she was married. I said, "I'll marry you!" She said, "Really? After our date was over, she said in her decent English, it sounded like, "Well, how am I going to stay in contact with you, to marry you?

Look, I know that SPs will marry clients. That's not the laughable thing. Not at all.

The laughable fact: No SP would marry me.

Yes, other male clients who are younger, better-looking, more fit, and with more Game, can become husbands of an SP.

I ain't handsome. Just telling the truth. I look like Graham on Just The Ten Of Us. Yuck!

I saw Lyla for BBFS at KA in 2020. She pretended not to remember me, and NO marriage offer was discussed. My loss! You snooze, you lose!!

Carmen can have ANY male hobbyist she wants! Why would she waste herself on ME?

In 2011, Lyla could have had ANY hobbyist she wanted! What would a sexy, legit 23 year old KGirl, have wanted with marriage to a then 38 year old, who looks like Mr. Weather be from the Archie Comics? Or worse yet, like Archie's DAD?

Go ahead: Laugh at me! One, two, three, Ben Maller Show Group Laugh: Hahahahahahahahaha!

**Rex Hughes** · 09-02-21 02:04

Dag Nammit.

I paid $14 each for Old Navy shorts (for the health club). And that's with 30% off!

I could have bought from Epic Sports for $2. 49 to $7. 49 each! Even with shipping charges (Epic is not generous about that, but Old Navy is, if you spend $50 or more), for sure, the shorts at Epic are better than Old Navy.

Any brand is better than Old Navy.

Dag nammit.

**AsaMona22** · 08-31-21 19:14

Originally Posted by RexHughes [View Original Post]

Why was the fat girl mad?

Because, the local MacDonalds was closed!

Most are 24 hrs, same as Jack in the crack. But yeah. Funny!

**Jimmysixxx7** · 08-31-21 03:08

Originally Posted by BusSit69 [View Original Post]

Added her new OF account as robyn woods. She has gained some weight. And short blond hair. Yikes. Ill still fuck but she was delicious a few months ago. No longer posts on tna but says she still provides.

Last time I saw her she had some hygiene issues. That blonde hair looks like trash on her too.

**Rex Hughes** · 08-30-21 23:56

Why was the fat girl mad?

Because, the local MacDonalds was closed!

**Nirav Modi** · 08-30-21 15:53

Originally Posted by Jimmysixxx7 [View Original Post]

Same with Kaydence. Must've gained 40 lbs.

Bloody hell, sir. 18 kg! She must lay off the Carbohydrates and trans fats.

**BusSit69** · 08-30-21 13:41

Originally Posted by Rodgazina [View Original Post]

The inflated self image issue of OF, ****** described as "chubby, but fuckable" should be a last call at the bar situation, not a "I'm going to pay $$$ for an hour" situation. Too bad OF reversed their stance, I was looking forward to the fallout. Inflation continues I guess.

Indeed Rod, for now. 🙏127997;.

**Rodgazina** · 08-30-21 08:52

Originally Posted by BusSit69 [View Original Post]

Chubby, but fuckable.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...ncechristian10

The inflated self image issue of OF, ****** described as "chubby, but fuckable" should be a last call at the bar situation, not a "I'm going to pay $$$ for an hour" situation. Too bad OF reversed their stance, I was looking forward to the fallout. Inflation continues I guess.