Massage Parlor Reports

[Shark125]

As she was jerking me off. .

On you or on her?

[HKPunter99]

Decided to try Yams Spa in Chantilly. I drew Victoria. Wow! Hard to tell how old she was, but overall pretty good looking and a great body! Standard NoVa, but she did get totally naked. I asked for BJ, but she said she didn't do that (but she did lick and suck on my balls as she was jerking me off, and allowed DATY). Perhaps the menu expands over time.

Overall, pretty positive.

[HKPunter99]

If you didn't CIM where did you?

As she was jerking me off. .

[ThisFridayNigh]

Wondering if they offer anything.

[Navihawk]

This may have already been reported; if so, my apologies.

Just an FYI for anyone that might have given up on BP due to the changes in recent weeks: It appears that it's reverted back to its original format, with more detailed ads and more information. Some providers may not know yet that the site has changed back; there doesn't seem to be as many ads as before. But once they realize they can post more complete ads again, they'll probably start posting again.

[Serpico99]

After reading about Jenny sporting some short shorts at Cosmo in Centreville, I decided to try this place out for the first time. One thing I don't like about this place is you need to ring the bell and stand outside the unit. There is no entrance to wait until someone answers the door. Just a FYI in case anyone desires discretion. Or if it's pouring rain outside, be sure to bring your umbrella.

Jenny was not working but June was. Middle-age Korean with a raspy voice, wearing some shorts and tank top. Pretty attractive for a middle age Asian. It's 60 for 30 minutes, 80 for the hour. I saw a shower room. Place was pretty nice inside, small room, but smelled good. June did a pretty good job with the Swedish style oil massage, teased a little towards the end although her light touch was just a bit too light. Turned over and gently groped her butt. Allowed nursing which I gently did and avoiding munching on them like a hungry newborn LOL Overall she wasn't a "pump and dump" provider but then again it was slow so I'm sure if they were busier, they would be doing a "pump and dump" on customers. She also had a good attitude and joked a little, unlike other providers who are grumpy as hell. I wouldn't go out of my way to visit June but if I was in the area and need a quick nut, I wouldn't mind stopping in. If anyone has intel on June's menu, backchannel if you would like.

[Shark125]

First night in town and decided to give RW a try (Roger Bacon Dr.).

I got Cindy who was a nice looking older Korean lady. Say 40's? About 5'4, not fat, but not thin. And overall a great personality.

Decided on an hour, but ended up not using all the time. She was really playful and fun. Started with a light massage, but pretty quickly asked what I wanted. I signaled mouth and she asked for an outrageous sum (2) and I countered at a more reasonable sum (1), the conversation quickly turned to protection, which neither of us had, which is good since I much prefer BBBJ. Overall it was really good, nice amount of teasing, edging, slow, fast, use of hand and mouth, some eye contact, and as much as I wanted to CIM, I didn't.

I probably won't repeat. She was fun, but going to try some other places.

Someone mentioned that there was a sign at Eleven Wellness that they will be closed for a few days. I called a few times on Sunday and no answer, so still not open it seems.

If you didn't CIM where did you?

[HKPunter99]

Decided I'd give Relax spa a try (299 Herndon Pkwy), which is listed as Mimi Spa on Google, and the sign out front reads Blue Ocean Spa.

Two heavier set grannies working. I should have walked, but was hoping that the girl who showed up in the room was not the old lady that walked me to the room. Not the case. She started the massage, with some nice teasing and I knew that there was going to be at least NoVa offered. But I just wasn't into it and after about 5 minutes I told her I wasn't feeling well. And got up and left. She asked for a tip, but I told her that she could keep the $50 I just paid for a 30 minute session and I would take care of her next time. She wasn't happy.

I called Herndon Therapy the minute I got in the car. I was able to get in right away and drew Haina! She is the super thin good looking granny with some incredible moves. That was my 3rd time seeing her and I ended up doing the same as last time (nice p2 p slide).

So, Relax was a bust for me.

[HKPunter99]

Thanks for the feedback. Do you happen to know if the big booty Nana is coming back?

Sorry, no idea if she is or not!

[Eerock]

From my posts you know that I am always on the lookout for some Vietnamese action but in NOVA it has become increasingly hard to find. I've gotten two PM's here that said try you-Neek Nails on Lee highway as they both had previous experience there.

I called two weeks ago and a guy answered and said massage only on Tuesday and Wednesday evenings but I can't do evenings. Saturday early I drove by and said what the hell and just stopped in. I asked for a massage and the old nam took me in the back to meet a 50+ Viet spinner with graying hair but a nice bod in white jeans and a button down shirt that suggested roaming.

I paid. 4 and got undressed but when hanging up my clothes I noticed a sign on the back of the door that basically said we do not massage private parts and don't ask or we will ask you to leave. Bunner, I had already paid so I was just hoping the sign was there for LE and I still might get some relief.

Told her my ass was sore from sitting all day so she spent 15 min on just my ass and got me all hard. On the flip she pulled out a towel to drape over my boner but kept massaging my inner thighs while brushing against my nuts. With still some hope left I asked if she could relieve some tension and she said no and pointed to the sign. I pulled the draping up a little just so he could see the state I was in but no dice she just pulled not back.

Regular mediocre massage HHR. 4 with. 1 top.

That sign has been there for years. Some of the women who worked there took it seriously, others not so much. Can't say it would have made a difference in your experience, but when investigating any place where I'm unsure on the scope of the menu, I always pay for a full hour. It let's them know you are there for a serious massage, and permits a longer time together for comfort to settle in.

[Tomk2323]

First night in town and decided to give RW a try (Roger Bacon Dr.).

I got Cindy who was a nice looking older Korean lady. Say 40's? About 5'4, not fat, but not thin. And overall a great personality.

Decided on an hour, but ended up not using all the time. She was really playful and fun. Started with a light massage, but pretty quickly asked what I wanted. I signaled mouth and she asked for an outrageous sum (2) and I countered at a more reasonable sum (1), the conversation quickly turned to protection, which neither of us had, which is good since I much prefer BBBJ. Overall it was really good, nice amount of teasing, edging, slow, fast, use of hand and mouth, some eye contact, and as much as I wanted to CIM, I didn't.

I probably won't repeat. She was fun, but going to try some other places.

Someone mentioned that there was a sign at Eleven Wellness that they will be closed for a few days. I called a few times on Sunday and no answer, so still not open it seems.

Thanks for the feedback. Do you happen to know if the big booty Nana is coming back?

[JayCramer80]

Anyone try this place. Is it am AMP or hotel Crapshoot? They run the same ad in Fredericksburg.

https://centreville.skipthegames.com...t/887710640699

[LizardLeader18]

Well I'm going to TOFTT later at https://dc.rubratings.com/209903. I'm always looking for a quality massage in DC. Let's see how this place does. I don't tolerate crap so if they're awful I'll bail.

[DmvMonger]

I had some free time recently and paid a visit to QQ spa in McLean. I drew "Linda", a petite 40 ish spinner. I paid $80 for the hour and took my place on the table. Linda was pleasant enough and easy on the eyes. Her massage was mediocre. At about the 25 minute mark, she had me flip and asked "how much tip"? I gave her an amount and she offered "body to body." Off came the clothes and she proceeded with a pretty lame 5 minute body slide. Eventually, she got in 69 position and allowed DATY. A few minutes later, she began a prostrate massage and finished me off standard Nova style. 40 minutes after I walked in the door, I was out the door. All in all, an OK visit but not likely to repeat unless anyone knows that the menu improves over time and that they don't short change on time after a few visits.

[HKPunter99]

First night in town and decided to give RW a try (Roger Bacon Dr.).

I got Cindy who was a nice looking older Korean lady. Say 40's? About 5'4, not fat, but not thin. And overall a great personality.

Decided on an hour, but ended up not using all the time. She was really playful and fun. Started with a light massage, but pretty quickly asked what I wanted. I signaled mouth and she asked for an outrageous sum (2) and I countered at a more reasonable sum (1), the conversation quickly turned to protection, which neither of us had, which is good since I much prefer BBBJ. Overall it was really good, nice amount of teasing, edging, slow, fast, use of hand and mouth, some eye contact, and as much as I wanted to CIM, I didn't.

I probably won't repeat. She was fun, but going to try some other places.

Someone mentioned that there was a sign at Eleven Wellness that they will be closed for a few days. I called a few times on Sunday and no answer, so still not open it seems.