Massage Parlor Reports

[AsianYumYum]

God dam stupid shirt. I arranged it so I could get a good angle but dam thing tipped over and fell on the viewfinder, oh well, I tried. What a bummer though, such a nice piece of ass I wanted to share the moment.

Keep wasting your time and money with YMMV when you have options for some delicious fun like I just had, maybe some day you'll finally get some spark and get somewhere.

As some of you would say, those tits are. "Perky". A killa hot body, incredible non rush GFE with bubbly attitude, and she allows me to stretch her tight little asshole, FIV and massage a soaking wet kitty while playing Tokyo. Hair nicely done and tight dress exposing her package to tease you. Cock hung like a horse and thrust all of it in while this cutie moans to high heavens but she loves it. Pussy got so wet, it was Queefing repeatedly, my first.

How do you pass that up only to be wasting time going to see Granny Yoko Sushi eating a bowl of shrimp and noodles with duck sauce in her best senior citizen attire while stinking up the place? Some of you must have retirement home tendencies to love your grannies stroking you off to a finish.

The amount of post reviews I see on here where the mentioned of a granny being 50-55 years old where DATY is performed, is astounding. Anyways, Enjoy, well however little.

[SlowMo]

Just a quick note to say I saw an Angela thee a couple of weeks ago. Hadn't seen her elsewhere before (Waltham or others). Very cute, late 30's+, thin, small chest, very cute feet. Pretty decent massage. Downside: negotiates upfront and insisted on mask upon flip. Average HE, not particularly playful. She did offer more massage after, so not shorted. Would repeat to see if a relationship improves the experience.

SM.

[StlNumb1]

I've been to D and E several times but never had a girl do prostate. Do you mind sharing which of the dungeons this is and the girl's name? So that I can avoid it obviously.

D is the one that does it the most. But I've had both try. If you don't finish within 3 minutes, they first start circling around your Anoose (as Boat would say), then within a minute they start trying to go into the cave.

[StlNumb1]

Dude, I already told you, stop wasting your time with parlors in mass if you absolutely want fs, it is sewer garbage trash out here. Go to Ri. You already sent me a DM inquiring and I sent you a detailed description of where to go and what to do, who to ask for, or not, because the options are plenty, and how much to pay.

I don't beat around the bushes, I don't have time to play games and money to waste like some of these lame mongers out here who'd rather waste their time on YMMV crap letting themselves get suckered into more money rather then take the plunge and get their money's worth.

One of the reasons Mass Parlors are trash is because there's a lot of Garbage men out here dumping into them. I have 3 ATF here I can rotate between where I get FS and GFE with plenty of smut play, all on the cheap. They know me and I've been going to them for years, same set price, no more or no less. We are both happy, I am satisfied and they get repeated business. I am not sharing shit on here because I know the gullible would go and ruin a good thing. I get a lot of bang for my buck, all on the cheap.

I've been on a fucking binge for the last 2 months banging 4 incredibly hot looking chics at the RI parlors, you can see my reviews. You want the desired FS you've been looking for with no games, no hassle and a satisfactory finish, just take the time and make the trip. Look at this board and look at the one in RI, it is a sad story one after another on here from every visit. Just boycott these places for a while, money talks, let them get dry for a while, hurt them where it matters most and you'll see how fast things come around.

Mongers here in Mass only have themselves to blame, they are the most selfish pricks who don't want to network together to make change. There's a bunch of gullible who will jump on you to speak on behalf of the parlors, acting like hybrid advocates pleading on their behalf and patronizing you for wanting change. And when you ask them what is their stake in the parlors, it is nothing but a worthless ego of acting macho saying they get better service because they inflate the market by overpaying. Shun these gullible and don't share shit with them. They are the ones who's created this mess in mass parlors and why you have to deal with the endless bullshits here from a bunch of grannies who come to massage you in their pajamas or young girls who thinks they are god's creations and charges you up the ass. Ask for fs at standard prices and if they're playing games, boycott mass parlors, stop patronizing them until they give you your money's worth. Take the trip to Ri and you'll experience real parlor fs experience like it is meant to be done.

I'm not sure who you PM'ed. But it for sure wasn't me. Unless you did so from a different account name. And as I've said before, I'd love to go to RI, but I'm a somewhat recently returned Vet. , And even more recently divorced. Which has left me without a car at the moment, and as I was deployed, my license expired and I haven't been able to get a new one. So as much as I'd love to go to RI, it's just not possible unless I want to spend $200 on an Uber, which I might as well just higher an escort for that kinda money.

[Wiseass]

I was mainly interested in the South Shore. I see a lot of posts about Waltham et al but not much on the South Shore.

Not above paying a bit more than the 'standard' rate but also don't want to hike to RI (been there, done that, was okay, but a long-ass drive).

Read the New Bedford / South Coast Massage Parlor Thread. A Place called "The Spa" in Attleboro. Several Reviews, I just wrote one myself this Morning!

[ThizzleHats]

Read Fitchburg and Worcester forums.

I was mainly interested in the South Shore. I see a lot of posts about Waltham et al but not much on the South Shore.

Not above paying a bit more than the 'standard' rate but also don't want to hike to RI (been there, done that, was okay, but a long-ass drive).

[AsianYumYum]

When all you ever do is provide nothing but keep it in general things. That's pretty much you though, no credibility and sounding quite irrelevant.

Read Fitchburg and Worcester forums.

[Sounds]

Can you guys post what / where they are?

Read Fitchburg and Worcester forums.

[ThizzleHats]

Quite a few (I know about a dozen) places provide full service in the Boston area. You just need to be generous enough.

There are places with guaranteed FS in MA and there are places that don't offer it. If you are not getting the service you want at a place, find one that offers what you want. I can drive to over a half dozen places in MA in less than a half hour for guaranteed full service and not have to take the hour long trip to RI. But depending where you are located RI may be a closer option.

Can you guys post what / where they are?

[JustAnInspect]

With the current Muzzey personnel the answer is 'No'. But it can change overnight obviously when the new ho starts working there.

What is available here? Do all the girls provide HE? Or just Tina.

[David5512]

FS is available here, at least from 2 different providers, although I haven't been there in a couple months.

I am from Winchester, so this is wonderful! Thanks for the update!

[EasyCnote]

Now you guys are talking big, I like it.

You guys make it sound so easy. There is clearly a demand for FS AMPs here in this state, why don't one of you try opening one? The answer is a simple one, it's not that easy.

[AsianYumYum]

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[OldtimerMa]

Seriously why are the Asians in this area so scared of full service while other parlor in other states have no problem giving full service are the laws stricter in Massachusetts or something why are the masseuses were stuck with so against full service compared to there peers.

Quite a few (I know about a dozen) places provide full service in the Boston area. You just need to be generous enough.

[Sounds]

Look at this sexy thing here, she took it like a champ. Head down and ass up and let a good paying customer pound away. She comes ready for the job, great conversation, although with an accent, very confident in saying what's on her mind even if she mispronounced it. I loved her, such a sweetie, made the whole experience unforgettable and worth my while. Her body was out of this world, smooth, very curvy and massive authentic tits on her medium / thin size frame. Great, slow blow job and gets down to business without any of the bullshit you experience here from a bunch of coyotes wanting to upsell and short you minutes at the same time. This was a recent session I had down at parlor land.

While you guys are out here wasting your time with YMMV crap, wasting money, going to places where a granny stink up the place eating a bowl of shrimp and noodles and then greases you up like a farm animal to finish you off. I'm enjoying Dicking these delicious young pussy that will have your cock stiff the minute they walk in the room and have your cum boiling hot ready to be splattered inside their wet juicy tight pussy. There is no other feeling like being in that room and the outside world doesn't matter.

You want FS, boycott Mass Parlors all together, and go get your money's worth down in the ocean state, it's worth the drive. Hell, I speak like I was a spoke person getting paid when I'm not, it's just that I enjoy things that are real and authentic.

I am networking with some guys from RI and even further down in CT, a good Samaritan monger just gave me some incredible lead, verified by review postings on the board. The intel these guys share with you is top notch, why not, they're happy, getting their money's worth and leaving satisfied. So they're happy to share intel or lead a monger in the right direction to go get their fix. Here, it's a sad world sack of shit, miserable fucks running around like chickens with their heads cut off. A pissing contest to see who can piss deeper and we're all pissing in the same whole. Keep listening to the ol decrepit so called senior members leading you to depressing, bullshit outcomes. I've read about almost a dozen post this past 2 weeks of mongers recommending nothing but grannies, like WTF?

Keep wasting your time and money with these parlors out here and let them dictate the terms of how you enjoy your paying time. It's always going to be depressing in here reading sad parlor experiences from some of you. Time for a change don't you think?

Thanks for sharing your unconsented photos. Like the curtains. Which parlor were you at?

I guess your definition of out of this world body is on the fat side. No way I would consider her medium / thin sized based on her frame. But I guess if you like fat chicks that may qualify. Size is relative. She does have a fat ass and thighs if that is your thing.

There are places with guaranteed FS in MA and there are places that don't offer it. If you are not getting the service you want at a place, find one that offers what you want. I can drive to over a half dozen places in MA in less than a half hour for guaranteed full service and not have to take the hour long trip to RI. But depending where you are located RI may be a closer option.

Women can be on par or better than what you have posted. (well maybe not if you like them fat) If something is not to your liking move on and try the next place. The FS rates in MA are also cheaper than RI. At least where I visit anyway