Massage Parlor Reports

[DiscreetSearch]

Got to explore a bit after meal at the Yard House nothing remarkable but what is with turning off all the lights (pitch black) on the flip? More than one AMP did it here and I don't see it other parts of country.

They start you off with a nice tight spinner, but once you are ready to pop the job in finished with a girl at least double to triple their age.

[Mk9346]

Second trip to Healthy Land Spa & Massage on South Semoran. Unfortunately it was a very disappointing visit and a complete 180 from the hospitality I received the last time I was there, May of this year I believe. This time I was greeted by a petite lady who was wearing a doctor's coat which I found to be odd. The lady had a good figure but had a complete stoic and emotionless face. Paid for an hour, $. 6, and was lead to a room. Waited there for close to half an hour at which time the AMP lady came back and asked $. 4 for the whole shebang. Before I could say anything she ran back out of the room to greet another monger, again more waiting. She came back and seemed to be in a lot of rush, at this point I decided to ask for my money back to which she said ok and made me wait some more. I don't think I would be going there again anytime soon.

After getting my money back, and wasting a lot of time, decided to drive North on Semoran and visit YaYa massage. Much better experience, massage was good, the lady was good and ending was good. Everything is covered here, which I prefer, and the dream set me back by $$.

Mk.

[UncwFan]

This past week I stopped by Milk. It looked like it might be a little busy from the parking lot but someone was leaving as I arrived so I chose to stay anyway. That was a mistake. Kiko said just a minute when I asked about the wait through the window but it was not to be. She brought me back to a room and told me to get ready but there I waited for the next half an hour. MiMi (at least that is what it sounded like) final came in to say hello and see if I was ready before leaving to change for the shower. The shower and our time back in the room was similar to my experiences in the past when Kiko was running MM and BO but it was off, just not as good. For example, MiMi does not allow your hands to roam and will put them back on her chest when you do. As expected, Kiko asked how the new girl was and I said ok. She asked for why? I did not know exactly why then but realized later that it was very rushed as I only had 30 minutes with MiMi before being pushed out the door. Kiko told me I should come back and see Sophia who said hi on the way out but after this last experience I am not sure. It might be different if I knew I would see Sophia. This last visit did not have me thinking about when I could get back.

Your hands weren't allowed to roam with MiMi because you'd find out she used about 5 gallons of lube. I've let Kiko know that MiMi was a wreck, and on my visit this weekend specifically asked NOT to get MiMi (the first I've ever had to ask to not have someone under her care).

[Bjceb]

Sorry you had a so so experience. I have been there myself. Not to be critical of you but I have some advice to give. Like anything you take it or leave it.

If you are not attracted to the gal you start with from the start you can ask are you my gal? If she says yes you can ask for others and also indicate you are thinking about leaving. She will not let you leave generally if there is another gal. Always do this before you pay. Once you pay the house fee you lose control.

That being said that doesn't mean they won't pull the AMP bs. Language, bait and switch, over promise level of service. That stuff still happens.

Stay safe and have fun!

This place is right off of Kirkman, seen a couple of good reviews and I figured I'd give it a try. Mediocre at best. Walk in and greeted by this skinny Asian chick, hardly any tits and I'm like, I hope I don't get her. She leads me to the room and says get undressed. I'm laying there and sure enough she walks back in. She accidentally "trips" and grabs by ass. I guess this was her way to see if I was game for some extras. I play along. It was. 6 for the house fee for half an hour and then I gave her $40 for the tip. This is where I even get more turned off. She whispers in my ear, "you have more". And I'm like absolutely not and your lucky I gave your skinny ass the whole thing. Anyways, she gets undressed and like I said small ass A's with long nips, not really my thing either. She breaks out the condoms and gives me an ok BJ which I thought was going to be BBBJ according to the reviews. She gets me hard and we go into mish and by this time I just want to be done. Blow in the bag and she gets me a hit towel to clean off. She just got in yesterday from New York. On the way out an older mms not bad looking, not great tells me I have more time and to try a massage. By that time I'm just done with the boring service. Not going back.

[JobsForAngel]

This place is right off of Kirkman, seen a couple of good reviews and I figured I'd give it a try. Mediocre at best. Walk in and greeted by this skinny Asian chick, hardly any tits and I'm like, I hope I don't get her. She leads me to the room and says get undressed. I'm laying there and sure enough she walks back in. She accidentally "trips" and grabs by ass. I guess this was her way to see if I was game for some extras. I play along. It was. 6 for the house fee for half an hour and then I gave her $40 for the tip. This is where I even get more turned off. She whispers in my ear, "you have more". And I'm like absolutely not and your lucky I gave your skinny ass the whole thing. Anyways, she gets undressed and like I said small ass A's with long nips, not really my thing either. She breaks out the condoms and gives me an ok BJ which I thought was going to be BBBJ according to the reviews. She gets me hard and we go into mish and by this time I just want to be done. Blow in the bag and she gets me a hit towel to clean off. She just got in yesterday from New York. On the way out an older mms not bad looking, not great tells me I have more time and to try a massage. By that time I'm just done with the boring service. Not going back.

[Big In Japan]

Can you describe Vivian in more detail. I remember seeing a Vivian at GG years ago who was very model like thin with proportional A or B cups, and long straight hair.

I don't think that's the same Vivian. The one I'm thinking of is not thin, but somewhat fit and toned. She has some meat on her bones. Big tits too, they may be bolt-ons, I'm not sure. Her hair was about mid-back and kind of wavy. Very enthusiastic with a bit of a wild side to her. I don't know if she's currently in the area though.

[Cerberus69]

This past week I stopped by Milk. It looked like it might be a little busy from the parking lot but someone was leaving as I arrived so I chose to stay anyway. That was a mistake. Kiko said just a minute when I asked about the wait through the window but it was not to be. She brought me back to a room and told me to get ready but there I waited for the next half an hour. MiMi (at least that is what it sounded like) final came in to say hello and see if I was ready before leaving to change for the shower. The shower and our time back in the room was similar to my experiences in the past when Kiko was running MM and BO but it was off, just not as good. For example, MiMi does not allow your hands to roam and will put them back on her chest when you do. As expected, Kiko asked how the new girl was and I said ok. She asked for why? I did not know exactly why then but realized later that it was very rushed as I only had 30 minutes with MiMi before being pushed out the door. Kiko told me I should come back and see Sophia who said hi on the way out but after this last experience I am not sure. It might be different if I knew I would see Sophia. This last visit did not have me thinking about when I could get back.

[Jack1964]

Thanks for the tip. It's not just the vibe but look as well. For those that are unfamiliar with Ms Wu here's a few pics.

Yep, She sure looks like her alright. Does anyone get the pleasure or is she just front office??

[Pine Knob]

Lucky me I'm carrying condiments so I run to my wallet and show her the $ and pull out the tool. She watches me put it on then lays out on the table after ditching the thong. BOOM done!

Usually when they take me back to the room and leave to give me time to get comfy, I'll stash a jimmy under the pillow, and reach under and pull it out at the appropriate time. It's good for a giggle and you don't have to get up and retrieve it. . It's also a good way to answer the question 'what you want to do'?

[SmallTittyLvr]

Stopped by milk and kiko gave me Jun Jun.

Had a great time with her. Tiny body, tight, fun. Had some acrobatic fun with her.

Will definitely see her again.

[Necron009]

Haven't been in the Mills /50 area for a while, so when the opportunity presented itself I decided to check out MM. Upon walking in, I gave the lovely Kiko the funds and she took me back to a room.

(By the way, for that monger who was looking for a Constance Wu-type girl, Kiko would fit the bill. She doesn't really look like her, but she does give off that sort of vibe. Similarly, I reckon Vivian at NDS / King would also scratch that itch as well.)

At any rate, I got comfortable and had to wait around 15 minutes or so, judging by the number of songs+ads I heard on the radio (power 95.3, LOL). Eventually a pretty young thing entered the room in a nice little bra and panty set. She was on the petite site, maybe 5' 2" and 110 lbs. She had very nice soft tits that were big for her frame and a cute little butt. She welcomed me with a hug and kiss and said she would be right back to take me to the shower.

She came back in only a towel and I asked her name. I couldn't quite make it out through her accent (either Mimi or mini), but according to their ads, I drew Mimi. Anyway, we went off to the shower and that was nice. The shower room was very roomy. I got face down on the table shower and she got to work. A nice soothing scrub and rinse was followed by an erotic slip and slide. Her soft tits felt great rubbing all over my back. On the flip, another soothing scrub and rinse with erotic slip and slide. Again her soft tits felt great rubbing all over me and especially junior. After another rinse, she gave me a fine BBBJ, although it was a little toothy. After a few minutes of that, we rinsed off again, she dried us off and we went back to the room.

Back in the room, it was a total Girlfriend Experience. She was very sweet and passionate. I laid down on my back and she resumed the BBBJ. I flipped her around for some 69 to which she was very responsive but she didn't go for FIV / FIA though. While we were closing out the 69, she rolled on the cover and then started some cowgirl. She didn't like hard nipple play but she did like her tits to be played with, just not too hard. Her pussy felt great here, nice and tight. She then wanted me to fuck her so we got into missionary. She pulled me down to her and we started kissing passionately while I was pounding her. She is a great kisser and an enthusiastic partner. Eventually I blew my wad, and she continued with the passion, encouraging me to keep on pumping while she milked junior dry with that snug little kitty of hers. I pulled out, collapsed on top of her, and we did some mutual caressing for a few minutes, savoring the cooldown.

She got up and went to get some hot towels for the cleanup plus a bottle of water. She came back and we made a little small talk while she cleaned me up. After that, she continued with the Girlfriend Experience, hugging and kissing me while getting me dressed. She was quite affectionate throughout and I had a great time. On the way out, she handed me off to Kiko who was busy fending off some moronic questions on the phone from some idiot monger. She was getting pretty worked up but the guy on the other end seemed absolutely clueless, so I felt her pain, LOL. Eventually she led me out the back door and asked how everything went. I told her it was all very nice and I was out.

Can you describe Vivian in more detail. I remember seeing a Vivian at GG years ago who was very model like thin with proportional A or B cups, and long straight hair.

[Necron009]

Dropped in on NDS yesterday morning and drew Gina. Nice looking girl with a hefty pair of man-mades with a big tattoo across one of them. Lots of fun in the TS with a massage, B2 B slide, BBBJ, TUMA and then more BBBJ until I popped. Back to the room she massaged me for a while and then started with yet some more BBBJ until I was nice and hard again. Fucked her in several positions and finished in her mouth again. Hey she got fed well this morning. Got cleaned up and Monica came in with Martha to introduce her to me. Guess I'm going to have to sample her next. Whoo Hoo!!

So I take it that Monica is back.

[Indian River]

Search "Your Massage Asian Spa" on Google Maps and it comes right up.

Found it. Thanks. I have been there before good massage and HE. Hard to park there and place is run down but right on the Main Street.

[RufustFirefly]

Can not find a Your Massage in Winter Park. Is that correct name? Thanks.

Search "Your Massage Asian Spa" on Google Maps and it comes right up.

[WayneAshley380]

Thanks for the tip. It's not just the vibe but look as well. For those that are unfamiliar with Ms Wu here's a few pics.

I can definitely see similarities between Kiko and Wu in the third picture.