Escort Reports

[OaklandT309]

I saw her a while ago at her location in Novi, close to Walled Lake. She has an ok body, kinda tall not in great shape, but seemed to be clean. Said she was GFE, but everything covered and no kissing. She said before Covid she danced at Chateau Vert. Not worth time or money IMHO.

GFE but no kissing? That's an oxymoron.

[OaklandT309]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...291/3134889367

WTF is going on here?

Is this a reverse catfish or something? How can this ad have such great reviews are guys just so thrilled with the low rates?

I thought I was looking at a dude in drag but there's a big chest pic.

No judging, just curious. Anyone partake? Actually pregnant or just huge gut?

I couldn't see whether to not she had an Adam's apple but if someone said for sure it was a guy I'd believe it. Big chest means nothing; falsies.

[Insidious]

Links?

Maybe they formed a "c*nt cartel" to fix p*ssy prices in Pontiac? (A lot of aliteration there) You've heard about the inflation in the economy? Well, here it is, up close and very personal.

I've seen bad reports on Lauren before. Too bad, she is (or at least was) smokin' cute.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...d/453561110287

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...e/226425085629

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...t/594945845339

[OaklandT309]

Agreed but I think you're really overthinking this, she's a ho.

Just making conversation. And when you get down to brass tacks they're all hoes.

[LotharioPK]

Set up a date with Alexis the other day and when I get there she backs out of the agreement we made. Set up an appointment with Lauren today and then when I get there she says she needs twenty minutes, then ghosts me. Set up an appointment with Erica afterwards and then when I get there she changes the donation to 120. Every chic since then that I've messaged today has wanted 120 or more for a ss. This is ridiculous.

Links?

Maybe they formed a "c*nt cartel" to fix p*ssy prices in Pontiac? (A lot of aliteration there) You've heard about the inflation in the economy? Well, here it is, up close and very personal.

I've seen bad reports on Lauren before. Too bad, she is (or at least was) smokin' cute.

[Insidious]

Set up a date with Alexis the other day and when I get there she backs out of the agreement we made. Set up an appointment with Lauren today and then when I get there she says she needs twenty minutes, then ghosts me. Set up an appointment with Erica afterwards and then when I get there she changes the donation to 120. Every chic since then that I've messaged today has wanted 120 or more for a ss. This is ridiculous.

[Incognito1234]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...291/3134889367

WTF is going on here?

Is this a reverse catfish or something? How can this ad have such great reviews are guys just so thrilled with the low rates?

I thought I was looking at a dude in drag but there's a big chest pic.

No judging, just curious. Anyone partake? Actually pregnant or just huge gut?

Eeeshhh. To each his own but that's too much woman for me. Hard pass.

[NeilYoung999]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...291/3134889367

WTF is going on here?

Is this a reverse catfish or something? How can this ad have such great reviews are guys just so thrilled with the low rates?

I thought I was looking at a dude in drag but there's a big chest pic.

No judging, just curious. Anyone partake? Actually pregnant or just huge gut?

[NeilYoung999]

Actually, I think I'm going to skip giving her a spin. I saw an ad or two where she says she's a submissive. One might think that's a great attribute; they'll say "what do you want me to do?' Sure, I like a girl to be cooperative, but I've know some true submissives in my time and they bore the shit out of me. They're too passive. You have to tell them literally everything. "okay, get undressed. " "Okay, let's start kissing. " "Grab my d**k. " and on and on. I like a girl who's got the initiative to get undressed without being told, then when I go in for the kiss she meets me half-way there, grabs it and strokes it, then drops down for head. Having a girl who's actually aggressive can wake Mr. Happy from a 2-c*m coma.

Agreed but I think you're really overthinking this, she's a ho.

[NotASexAddict2]

Her pics look a bit old, how does she look currently?

The pics are old and she's older now. She's a spinner and decent looking enough.

[CMorePussy]

Anyone have personal reviews on this lady candy.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/2092058.htm

I saw her a while ago at her location in Novi, close to Walled Lake. She has an ok body, kinda tall not in great shape, but seemed to be clean. Said she was GFE, but everything covered and no kissing. She said before Covid she danced at Chateau Vert. Not worth time or money IMHO.

[OaklandT309]

If that's not a "lazy eye" then I don't know what is LOL.

Actually, I think I'm going to skip giving her a spin. I saw an ad or two where she says she's a submissive. One might think that's a great attribute; they'll say "what do you want me to do?' Sure, I like a girl to be cooperative, but I've know some true submissives in my time and they bore the shit out of me. They're too passive. You have to tell them literally everything. "okay, get undressed. " "Okay, let's start kissing. " "Grab my d**k. " and on and on. I like a girl who's got the initiative to get undressed without being told, then when I go in for the kiss she meets me half-way there, grabs it and strokes it, then drops down for head. Having a girl who's actually aggressive can wake Mr. Happy from a 2-c*m coma.

[OaklandT309]

Can you please post a link?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/chantill...detroit-201080#erotic.

This is Chantilly. Who knows if the number is still active. Maybe a quick FB search for her first name, filtered for Detroit, Warren or Michigan will filter it down enough to identifying her by her photo?

[OaklandT309]

Anyone have personal reviews on this lady candy.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/2092058.htm

On one hand I understand these girls' desire for anonymity. On the other hand there's no way I'd see someone without seeing their face. A nice body is great, to be sure. But I'm not a "a hole is a hole" or "but she's got great skills" kinda hobbyist. I have to be attracted to her face or I just can't do it.

[OaklandT309]

A couple things:

1) what is the secret to getting these "escorts " to respond to an afternoon request?

My availability to do this is limited to afternoons mostly. Morning would be ok but I won't even try that.

The only assumption I'll make is they are up all night getting pounded and high, and they sleep to noon then run around all afternoon doing god knows what then get ready for another night.

2) what all of a sudden are guys showing up on listcrawler aligater?

It's weird, and I don't know how to filter that crap out.

I've similar experiences trying to get morning-early afternoon appts. I used to think I was doing sometime wrong not being able to get laid in a whorehouse. Then I realized, like someone else commented, that most of these providers are up all nice and sleep most of the day, even if they say 24/7. I can't count how many text convos I've had that started then abruptly ended then she HMU later saying "Sorry, I fell asleep. " or I hit them up in the morning when I have a window of 5-6 hours to meet and they respond 8 hours later asking if I'm still interested. I've tried making appts, but most won't. One that did (I thought) ghosted, and said she slept through her alarm. Now when I hit them up I specifically say right off the bat I need morning-early pm. Not much luck, LOL.