Massage Parlor Reports

[CrazyDragon]

Went for a massage today at this place. The owner, May, have big D and is super hot. Allows utc and standard HE. Damage was $60 for one hour and $60 just Bc of her nice tits. She said there are 4 girls working there. The place seems busy. Only down side is the walls is not all the way up to the ceiling so you can hear mongers next room moaning. Hahaha.

Enjoy guys.

[AsianYumYum]

Dude, I already told you, stop wasting your time with parlors in mass if you absolutely want fs, it is sewer garbage trash out here. Go to Ri. You already sent me a DM inquiring and I sent you a detailed description of where to go and what to do, who to ask for, or not, because the options are plenty, and how much to pay.

I don't beat around the bushes, I don't have time to play games and money to waste like some of these lame mongers out here who'd rather waste their time on YMMV crap letting themselves get suckered into more money rather then take the plunge and get their money's worth.

One of the reasons Mass Parlors are trash is because there's a lot of Garbage men out here dumping into them. I have 3 ATF here I can rotate between where I get FS and GFE with plenty of smut play, all on the cheap. They know me and I've been going to them for years, same set price, no more or no less. We are both happy, I am satisfied and they get repeated business. I am not sharing shit on here because I know the gullible would go and ruin a good thing. I get a lot of bang for my buck, all on the cheap.

I've been on a fucking binge for the last 2 months banging 4 incredibly hot looking chics at the RI parlors, you can see my reviews. You want the desired FS you've been looking for with no games, no hassle and a satisfactory finish, just take the time and make the trip. Look at this board and look at the one in RI, it is a sad story one after another on here from every visit. Just boycott these places for a while, money talks, let them get dry for a while, hurt them where it matters most and you'll see how fast things come around.

Mongers here in Mass only have themselves to blame, they are the most selfish pricks who don't want to network together to make change. There's a bunch of gullible who will jump on you to speak on behalf of the parlors, acting like hybrid advocates pleading on their behalf and patronizing you for wanting change. And when you ask them what is their stake in the parlors, it is nothing but a worthless ego of acting macho saying they get better service because they inflate the market by overpaying. Shun these gullible and don't share shit with them. They are the ones who's created this mess in mass parlors and why you have to deal with the endless bullshits here from a bunch of grannies who come to massage you in their pajamas or young girls who thinks they are god's creations and charges you up the ass. Ask for fs at standard prices and if they're playing games, boycott mass parlors, stop patronizing them until they give you your money's worth. Take the trip to Ri and you'll experience real parlor fs experience like it is meant to be done.

Buckle up, this review is going to be packed with TV references, and if you're going to ask why, my answer is "why not" LOL.

So, being the glutton for punishment that I apparently am, I went back to 2 on Harrison, despite being told twice they could do 90 minutes, only to be "to busy" when I arrive and only able to do 60. And this time I stayed, because Mudflap was at a woman in the woods retreat and it had been a few days since Critter (leader of the One Eyed Snakes MC) had gotten any relief.

The girl was actually pretty hot, mid to late 20's (it's so hard to tell) B-C cup tits, maybe 110 Lbs and a nice ass. The problem was that she knew she was hot, and I'll get to why that was a problem, later on. She was wearing an actually nice floral dress and heels, looking like she just came from shopping at the Pru, and not working at an AMP.

And you're going to think I'm lying, because who other than Cardi B, would think she should get paid so much to do so little. But I swear it's true, she says "you give me $200 and I take off. " That's right, she wanted $200 for just taking off her dress. So I tried to ask if for $200, she takes off and I put in?. She says "no no no no, you to big, you hurt me

[HappyDave]

Was in the area and decided to stop by for reconnaissance. Did they get even older and uglier now? WTF. I didn't even ask if they had a younger one working. Saw er through the slight window on the door and hightailed it out ASAP. Didn't want nightmares.

I dropped in twice way before covid. It seems to be three girls / women more accurately. One I have been told is a MILF or gmilf looker but I am told very easy on the eyes and the other two are fugly and fuglier. First time I saw one fugly and bolted quick. About a year later fugly 1 and 2 got between me and the door and it was tough to get past them and out. So it's a major hit miss. I have never seen the attractive one, the place is tempting if your going after getting a little dirty due to the table shower. My attempts stopped once the sister spas opened they were just consistently better with wiwi being a solid bench mark above the fugly twins.

[HappyDave]

Do you know any place where they do this walking-on-the-back thing well?

A lot of places have the bars hung from the ceiling. Been a while since I have been in one. All had some level of extra service and if I remember FS places like pleasant had them in some if not all the rooms. If you ask for a hard massage the girls will often use them especially if they are smaller size girls since there legs are stronger. Years ago I started asking for soft touch massage since a regular massage from these girls is rarely therapeutic but the soft touch is often a longer tease. But if the girls tease straight out sux can be boring. FS places the soft touch is almost always a great teas since we all know what it's leading to and the more worked up the girl can get you the faster you will blow and hopefully on to the next guy. So you need to watch the clock a little and pace the experience.

[JohnGlobalCorp]

I've been to D and E several times but never had a girl do prostate. Do you mind sharing which of the dungeons this is and the girl's name? So that I can avoid it obviously.

You want her don't you? Little rascal.

[OriginalBurr]

On a side note, who the hell told these women that if you want a guy to finish, you should definitely hit him with an unexpected surprise finger in your ass? And ya ya ya, I know all about prostate massaging and blah blah blah, but personally speaking, if you want to see my best Dennis Reynolds impression and see me go from erect to flaccid in an instant, then def check my temperature via the back door without even asking. But (pun intended) it's def not speeding up anything. Someone needs to tell these girls this, for all our sakes.

I've been to D and E several times but never had a girl do prostate. Do you mind sharing which of the dungeons this is and the girl's name? So that I can avoid it obviously.

[JohnGlobalCorp]

Does she give BJ or HJ.

FS if you can make an offer greatly ridiculous.

[OriginalBurr]

Buckle up, this review is going to be packed with TV references, and if you're going to ask why, my answer is "why not" LOL.

So, being the glutton for punishment that I apparently am, I went back to 2 on Harrison, despite being told twice they could do 90 minutes, only to be "to busy" when I arrive and only able to do 60. And this time I stayed, because Mudflap was at a woman in the woods retreat and it had been a few days since Critter (leader of the One Eyed Snakes MC) had gotten any relief.

The girl was actually pretty hot, mid to late 20's (it's so hard to tell) B-C cup tits, maybe 110 Lbs and a nice ass. The problem was that she knew she was hot, and I'll get to why that was a problem, later on. She was wearing an actually nice floral dress and heels, looking like she just came from shopping at the Pru, and not working at an AMP.

I'm certain she only does massages part time, because if she's working there full time, then who is interrogating suspected terrorists for the CIA? I was hoping for a massage that would leave me with a fit body & non clingy bowels, but Gyro would of been displeased with this woman. She must of learned her technique from Ross Geller, and I'm certain if there had been a toy fire truck & Salad Tongs on the table next to the lotion, she would of used them for sure. If it wasn't for the HE at the end, I wouldn't be able to confirm that she even had hands. It was all knees and forearms, and even though she confirmed I wanted medium pressure, I'm terrified to find out what she considers hard. At one point she actually climbed on top of me, kneeling between my legs, her knee (and what felt like her full body weight) square on the head of my "little Bobby". I wanted to cry.

So after 45 mins of me desperately trying to figure out what Intel she was after, so I could give it to her and stop the interrogation that would of made even Dr. Yap D. D. S say, "you went a little too far", she has me finally turn over. She starts working on "The Burger of the Day" and this one would of been named The "You Gudda be Kidding me Burger (Served with Gudda cheese)". 4 strokes in, and she's already trying to speed things up, as if having her kneel on my Johnson isn't an excuse to not be rock hard in 30 seconds. So she asks me what I tip for her to "take off" motioning to her top, which being a dress would of been mostly naked. I tell her "how about $60? And she laughs like I just told her I could shoot confetti from my ding dong. She immediately counters with "more", like an idiot, I say "$80. Again, she says more, and now I'm laughing. I say to her "if I go more than that, what more are you going to do?" Pretending not to understand, she says. "Ya, more and I take off". I say again, "Ok, but if I give you more, you have to do more then just use your hand. So you tell me how much more and what else we can do".

And you're going to think I'm lying, because who other than Cardi B, would think she should get paid so much to do so little. But I swear it's true, she says "you give me $200 and I take off. " That's right, she wanted $200 for just taking off her dress. So I tried to ask if for $200, she takes off and I put in?. She says "no no no no, you to big, you hurt me, which is prob true since I'm about 11 inches (I know most of you didn't need to know that, but figured just in case there's any ladies lurking in here **wink wink* She again counters with "$300 I take off and use my mouth". And since this felt like I was negotiating with Mark Cuban, I just said no thank you, this is good, and stopped this insane back and forth. But having to get the last word, she says "ok, you give me $60" and said it as if it wasn't up for debate and I was to annoyed to argue, which maybe that was her strategy from the start.

By the time I left, I for sure had "underwear face" and felt like I had been bear maced by nutjobs who'd been in the woods for 40 months. So, il repeat my usually plea, if anyone knows of any decent places in the downtown area (or easily accessible by MBTA), I would be beyond grateful for the help.

On a side note, who the hell told these women that if you want a guy to finish, you should definitely hit him with an unexpected surprise finger in your ass? And ya ya ya, I know all about prostate massaging and blah blah blah, but personally speaking, if you want to see my best Dennis Reynolds impression and see me go from erect to flaccid in an instant, then def check my temperature via the back door without even asking. But (pun intended) it's def not speeding up anything. Someone needs to tell these girls this, for all our sakes.

I've been to D and E a couple of times and never had prostate before. Do you mind sharing which of the dungeons this is and the girl's name? So that I can avoid this obviously.

[WatchBoy781]

Was in the area and decided to stop by for reconnaissance. Did they get even older and uglier now? WTF. I didn't even ask if they had a younger one working. Saw er through the slight window on the door and hightailed it out ASAP. Didn't want nightmares.

[Wiseass]

I'm guessing this is a mispost from the Providence forum?

I read that Post and thought it was a Review of Lucky Spa on the edge of Kenmore Square. The Place has a Table Shower and is known for its FS Grannies.

[ThizzleHats]

I had this old lady experience last week. Seemed like there was only one lady available but she looked good. Had to be 50 but pretty face and was very nice. Body looked good clothed at least. I took 1 hr for standard price. Started in the room on the massage table, I declined to get a TS. My reason is the one time I got a TS in NYC I got incredibly sick. This was a year before covid. I got so sick for a month and It started not long after the TS so I swore never again.

I'm guessing this is a mispost from the Providence forum?

[Wiseass]

Except when she first opened and posted her own review to let everyone know she was there. LOL.

I goofed, called it Forever Young Spa, it is Health Ocean Spa. Must have been name of previous Place. Sorry!

Your Correct about that 1st Review! Forgot about that Too! LOL.

[AstroAndy]

Can anyone please recommend me a place in Framingham? I'm looking for a good massage but a little extra would be great too. I'm completely new to this so if you can pm me so extra information that would be nice too. Thank you so much.

Girl on Hollis is pretty good. Went a couple times but stopped since she won't do FS. Well at least not with me.

[AstroAndy]

I had this old lady experience last week. Seemed like there was only one lady available but she looked good. Had to be 50 but pretty face and was very nice. Body looked good clothed at least. I took 1 hr for standard price. Started in the room on the massage table, I declined to get a TS. My reason is the one time I got a TS in NYC I got incredibly sick. This was a year before covid. I got so sick for a month and It started not long after the TS so I swore never again.

I was hot from being outside so she made me take the TS. I showered before I went but it was 95 outside and started sweating. For anyone else this is probably great, but I couldn't think about anything else from germs. Once ts started it was clear that HE was available and lots of teasing and grabbing the boys. Once I flipped she said suck? But I was trying to get out quick and cheap so I just made a hand motion. Standard HE (still during TS) was good she would slow down / speed up to edge a bit. I couldn't make it more than 5 min HE. I left 40 tip. I think I got shorted time but I was trying to escape as fast as I could. Wanted to have her remove clothing and roam but didn't want to spend more during the TS. She never told me her name. I would repeat when it's cold out and no TS. Stay safe.

Lots of Lucky Spas which one.

[FenWay9216]

Middle st.

Health ocexxx.

Wow rupert What a great code you Have. LEO will never figure out xxx.