Massage Parlor Reports

[Rupert 2]

Next to diner.

Minuet M.

Jay,

Is this the spot by the Legion, or closer to the center next to the jewellery store? The only ads I've seen for Bedford are out in another part of town. I'm in the area every so often so I'd like to know where to stop in. Tried searching the threads but can't find specifics. PM is fine, thanks.

[StlNumb1]

Buckle up, this review is going to be packed with TV references, and if you're going to ask why, my answer is "why not" LOL.

So, being the glutton for punishment that I apparently am, I went back to 2 on Harrison, despite being told twice they could do 90 minutes, only to be "to busy" when I arrive and only able to do 60. And this time I stayed, because Mudflap was at a woman in the woods retreat and it had been a few days since Critter (leader of the One Eyed Snakes MC) had gotten any relief.

The girl was actually pretty hot, mid to late 20's (it's so hard to tell) B-C cup tits, maybe 110 Lbs and a nice ass. The problem was that she knew she was hot, and I'll get to why that was a problem, later on. She was wearing an actually nice floral dress and heels, looking like she just came from shopping at the Pru, and not working at an AMP.

I'm certain she only does massages part time, because if she's working there full time, then who is interrogating suspected terrorists for the CIA? I was hoping for a massage that would leave me with a fit body & non clingy bowels, but Gyro would of been displeased with this woman. She must of learned her technique from Ross Geller, and I'm certain if there had been a toy fire truck & Salad Tongs on the table next to the lotion, she would of used them for sure. If it wasn't for the HE at the end, I wouldn't be able to confirm that she even had hands. It was all knees and forearms, and even though she confirmed I wanted medium pressure, I'm terrified to find out what she considers hard. At one point she actually climbed on top of me, kneeling between my legs, her knee (and what felt like her full body weight) square on the head of my "little Bobby". I wanted to cry.

So after 45 mins of me desperately trying to figure out what Intel she was after, so I could give it to her and stop the interrogation that would of made even Dr. Yap D. D. S say, "you went a little too far", she has me finally turn over. She starts working on "The Burger of the Day" and this one would of been named The "You Gudda be Kidding me Burger (Served with Gudda cheese)". 4 strokes in, and she's already trying to speed things up, as if having her kneel on my Johnson isn't an excuse to not be rock hard in 30 seconds. So she asks me what I tip for her to "take off" motioning to her top, which being a dress would of been mostly naked. I tell her "how about $60? And she laughs like I just told her I could shoot confetti from my ding dong. She immediately counters with "more", like an idiot, I say "$80. Again, she says more, and now I'm laughing. I say to her "if I go more than that, what more are you going to do?" Pretending not to understand, she says. "Ya, more and I take off". I say again, "Ok, but if I give you more, you have to do more then just use your hand. So you tell me how much more and what else we can do".

And you're going to think I'm lying, because who other than Cardi B, would think she should get paid so much to do so little. But I swear it's true, she says "you give me $200 and I take off. " That's right, she wanted $200 for just taking off her dress. So I tried to ask if for $200, she takes off and I put in?. She says "no no no no, you to big, you hurt me, which is prob true since I'm about 11 inches (I know most of you didn't need to know that, but figured just in case there's any ladies lurking in here **wink wink* She again counters with "$300 I take off and use my mouth". And since this felt like I was negotiating with Mark Cuban, I just said no thank you, this is good, and stopped this insane back and forth. But having to get the last word, she says "ok, you give me $60" and said it as if it wasn't up for debate and I was to annoyed to argue, which maybe that was her strategy from the start.

By the time I left, I for sure had "underwear face" and felt like I had been bear maced by nutjobs who'd been in the woods for 40 months. So, il repeat my usually plea, if anyone knows of any decent places in the downtown area (or easily accessible by MBTA), I would be beyond grateful for the help.

On a side note, who the hell told these women that if you want a guy to finish, you should definitely hit him with an unexpected surprise finger in your ass? And ya ya ya, I know all about prostate massaging and blah blah blah, but personally speaking, if you want to see my best Dennis Reynolds impression and see me go from erect to flaccid in an instant, then def check my temperature via the back door without even asking. But (pun intended) it's def not speeding up anything. Someone needs to tell these girls this, for all our sakes.

[Bishop8891]

Stopped by Great Rd this morning, and had fantastic session with Mya (or Mia?) A lot of light teasing, which lead to suckling, FIV and the traditional HE. I think she hinted that there may be even more of a menu to be had. If I can get back there sometime soon, I plan to see if that menu is indeed more open.

Good to hear! Thanks for posting will be visiting there soon myself.

[RedDelano]

Stopped by Great Rd this morning, and had fantastic session with Mya (or Mia?) A lot of light teasing, which lead to suckling, FIV and the traditional HE. I think she hinted that there may be even more of a menu to be had. If I can get back there sometime soon, I plan to see if that menu is indeed more open.

[Andir]

I'm heading to the Sox game tonight and was wondering if any of the AMPs are open late west of Boston. Any recommendations would be appreciated. If they're losing big, I will likely leave early as I'll be heading back out to WMass. Thanks for any help.

If you like inseminating old ladies, Lucky Spa would be the place for you.

[Tiptap]

Hey friend where, might be, these better alternatives?

Eastern comes to mind but my last visit also had a pre-negotiated tip which was off putting. They were at least nicer about it. Maybe it's becoming more common now. YMMV.

[Sounds]

I'm heading to the Sox game tonight and was wondering if any of the AMPs are open late west of Boston. Any recommendations would be appreciated. If they're losing big, I will likely leave early as I'll be heading back out to WMass. Thanks for any help.

Not "open", but QQ on Lincoln Street in Worcester would take phone calls after hours and open the door for folks for late night visits. Not sure if that is just for regulars.

Search Worcester massage forum for Lincoln.

[SeekNEnjoy58]

I'm heading to the Sox game tonight and was wondering if any of the AMPs are open late west of Boston. Any recommendations would be appreciated. If they're losing big, I will likely leave early as I'll be heading back out to WMass. Thanks for any help.

[GaryG]

Visited High Street in Waltham & drew Coco for a 1 hr session. Upon the flip 30 min in, she went straight to negotiating the premium extras. I passed and said a standard ending would suffice. Then she asked for a tip up front. WTF. I shoulda just walked but got my pants and grabbed. 4 and gave it to her. She basically shook it at me and left the room and there was a decent level of chatter outside for a minute. With the mojo gone, she came back and I basically got the jackhammer. Unlikely to return anytime soon which is too bad. Better alternatives nearby.

Hey friend where, might be, these better alternatives?

[Rupert 2]

Harrison Ave.

Near Washington.

Signage in Windows.

4X Harrison Ave.

Signage in windows with phone numbers.

2nd floor.

Call first.

Afternoon fellow hobbyists. I'm visiting town from Alaska, regular poster and Sr. Member up there.

Staying in town near Chinatown, saw a few signs here and there, but wondering if anyone has any recommendations or suggestions for a good visit?

Also, curious what the donations are around here, don't want to reset the market with what I'm sure are inflated AK rates!

Feel free to pm if you prefer, and thanks in advance!

CP.

[CrowPass]

Afternoon fellow hobbyists. I'm visiting town from Alaska, regular poster and Sr. Member up there.

Staying in town near Chinatown, saw a few signs here and there, but wondering if anyone has any recommendations or suggestions for a good visit?

Also, curious what the donations are around here, don't want to reset the market with what I'm sure are inflated AK rates!

Feel free to pm if you prefer, and thanks in advance!

CP.

[CrazyCrouton]

I know the place you're talking about is around the core from GFYS shop right?

I'm not sure what place that is? Do you frequent it often? I'm curious it sounds like you really like it. Let me know or better yet you can PM me. I always like chatting with you dude.

[JustAnInspect]

First off she got no fat on her body which is not good now her boobies are deflated bags with no flavor cow on I've seen many girls in this places with upgraded boobs.

Does she give BJ or HJ.

[Tiptap]

Visited High Street in Waltham & drew Coco for a 1 hr session. Upon the flip 30 min in, she went straight to negotiating the premium extras. I passed and said a standard ending would suffice. Then she asked for a tip up front. WTF. I shoulda just walked but got my pants and grabbed. 4 and gave it to her. She basically shook it at me and left the room and there was a decent level of chatter outside for a minute. With the mojo gone, she came back and I basically got the jackhammer. Unlikely to return anytime soon which is too bad. Better alternatives nearby.

[JohnGlobalCorp]

I just left a well known AMP in Waltham. I took a shower before my appointment. The thing of it is that the lady couldn't get enough of me. She kept smelling my neck chest and then commented how great my thick cock and balls smelled. She kept asking me what I had on for cologne but it was just body wash. Seniors feel free to PM me for this magic potion.

I know the place you're talking about is around the core from GFYS shop right?