Escort Reports

[Joey Stock]

Not a report, a question.

CL has some nice lookers, but it's spooky, hard to get info from people on them,

Anyone have this one, let me know what the deal is.

Thanks

http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/380751133.html

If anyone has a good regular that they can recommend, I'the love to have it, as it is quite treacherous grounds over there, as I imagine many of you have already experienced.

This one never answers the phone, yet she posts a lot, then deletes posts so when you look at a history there isn't a lot of them. Strange, but she's hot if pictures are her, so info would be greatly appreciated on her, or others like her that come highly recommended.

[Bubba261]

[b]Notice that he says "EXCHANGE of information" , which is exactly what my offer is proposing

That's fair. Let's SHARE, not pimp, okay?

[Bubba261]

No offense, but you don't exchange information. By your own admission, you refuse to post about any girls you see. (If you actually see any)

Hey, give the guy a break - he has two hotties he spends lots of time with - Mary Fist and Rosey Palm.

[Guest123]

..."EXCHANGE of information", which is exactly what my offer is proposing

No offense, but you don't exchange information. By your own admission, you refuse to post about any girls you see. (If you actually see any)

...I've redacted some stuff because I have a policy of not sharing info...

You admit you've only been with a CL girl once, so you've got nothing of value to offer on that subject;

Hmmmm .... inner·resting
The one and only time I had a 'date' with a CL girl, it was the *worst* mongering experience of my life =►
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...30&postcount=4

You admit you've only been to an AMP once, so you have nothing of value to offer on that subject either;

YOKO SPA was located at 1021 Broad St
I had my one & only AMP experience there back in '02...

and you repeatedly whine about someone screwing you over in a digit exchange from long ago.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...&postcount=110

I'd be "inner-rested" if someone could explain to me what benefit you serve here that directly relates to the exchange of information ...on the subject of finding women for sex. You've got reports on every subject except that.

So far this year you have posted numerous times on each the following boards:
Providence;
Las Vegas;
Pamona;
Seattle;
Los Angeles;
Opinions;
Danbury;
Sexual Addiction;
Philadelphia;
DC - All topics;
Baltimore;
Police Tactics and Legal Issues;
Seattle;
Monterey;
Jokes and Humorous Stories;
Denver;
New Haven;
Atlantic City;
Charleston SC;
Bridgeport;
Memphis;
Tucson;
Boston;
Orlando;
Charlotte;
and of course Jacksonville.
But not one post shares any meaningful information on any girls you've been with. (If you've even been with any, that is)

In the "inner-rest" of brevity, maybe you should stick to only posting your less than informative Year-In-Review post each year, and save some bandwidth for the less selfish members amongst us...
This one's PRICELESS, (meaning it also has no value)

Just like in 2005 , I kept a diary on my mongering activities this year.
Because I missed five straight weeks because of some surgery this summer , my 'year' was only 47 weeks long. In that time , I spent $$ 6400 on 61 'Dates' with 22 different women — an average of
one date every 5.4 days

Most of my activities are now with ATFs or in Strip Clubs = why risk a Solicitation arrest when in·door prostitution is totally legal here in Rhode Island ?? My last SW date was in mid·August

I saw seven of the women at least twice , and spent by far the most time and money
on my ATF·ATF girl Jo·Elle , who I saw 31 times

My New Year's Resolution is to take a little break from the hobby and this web site

Wonder how long I'll be able to hold out ?? Addictions *are* hard to break , I realize

Any·wayz = Happy New Years , Peeps !!!

Such a successful year, by your own admission, yet not a single worthwhile review to be shared. Sad.


People in glass houses shouldn't complain about not exchanging information or wasting bandwidth. You're the posterboy for both of those subjects.

Guest123

[PsyberZombie]

TO : Bubba261 , Gansett , & Guest123

If you've not inner·rested in my offer , or — more likely — have no digits to exchange ,
then simply ignore it .... and skip the pixel- & bandwidth-wasting Flames , please

In the words of our Fear·less Leader =►

Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson

Notice that he says "EXCHANGE of information" , which is exactly what my offer is proposing

[Bubba261]

Posted by pz:
"If any·one here wants Jo·Elle's number = FIRST You give me one that
actually ends up in a 'date' ... and then I'll provide hers."


So here's the deal as I see it. You want me to give you a number and if you actually do call and get a date, then you'll provide me with hers. What if the number I send doesn't come up to pz standards?

Kind of one sided I'd say but maybe you can troll along and hook a noob.

I've freely provided digits, and others have freely given them to me without any type of restrictions. WHICH IS THE INTENT OF THIS BOARD per Jackson!

Why don't you just offer her digits via pm? If she's out there, is agreeable to you sharing her info why do you need something in return? In addition you suggest a $ amount. Isn't that normally left between the monger and provider? Or her pimp?

Another week, another Psycho-Zombie bizarre post. Who knows, maybe he's pimping for her now? See:

Jo·Elle is having some problems with her 'BFs' [ more on that later ] and her cash flow
... in particular she needs a pile of bucks to pay all her fines so she can get her Driver's License back

She's also lost a few of her 'regulars' due to a prolonged 'vacation' and so is looking for some new customers

Count on spending AT LEAST $ for an hour with her

Well, at least he didn't post a re-post of one of his 2-year old "reviews"!

[Guest123]

My ATF·ATF girl , Jo·Elle just settled her latest brush·up with The Law, this one for possession of crack cocaine...

If any·one here wants Jo·Elle's number = FIRST You give me one that
actually ends up in a 'date' ... and then I'll provide hers

No thanks. I for one appreciate your extremely gracious offer, but I don't get involved with crack w****s whether they are someone's ATF or not. Personally, I can't imagine one would ever meet my standards or expectations. That being said, your selfless terms make the deal pretty damn appealing though...

I'd love to see a picture of this beauty sometime. I'm sure my imagination just doesn't do her justice. Any chance you'd share a photo of this highly prized love goddess with all of us?

Just wondering

Guest123

[MrNick1157]

If Jo-Elli was born in 67 did she graduate as an eight year old in 1975?

Should it be 1985 or is she 50??

Just wondering

[Happy4u]

Probably the best I ever read.

Thanks for the info.

[Gansett]

Posted by pz:
"If any·one here wants Jo·Elle's number = FIRST You give me one that
actually ends up in a 'date' ... and then I'll provide hers."


So here's the deal as I see it. You want me to give you a number and if you actually do call and get a date, then you'll provide me with hers. What if the number I send doesn't come up to pz standards?

Kind of one sided I'd say but maybe you can troll along and hook a noob.

I've freely provided digits, and others have freely given them to me without any type of restrictions. WHICH IS THE INTENT OF THIS BOARD per Jackson!

Why don't you just offer her digits via pm? If she's out there, is agreeable to you sharing her info why do you need something in return? In addition you suggest a $ amount. Isn't that normally left between the monger and provider? Or her pimp?

[PsyberZombie]

My ATF·ATF girl , Jo·Elle just settled her latest brush·up with The Law ,
this one for possession of crack cocaine . She was arrested last Oct 6th
.... the wheels of justice grind slowly here in Li'l Rhody

As usual , she got *zero* jail time , just two *more* years of probation and this time ,
100 hours of community service [ I wonder if they'll accept her 'servicing' our Monger
'community' for 100 hours ?? ]

Jo·Elle is having some problems with her 'BFs' [ more on that later ] and her cash flow
... in particular she needs a pile of bucks to pay all her fines so she can get her Driver's
License back

She's also lost a few of her 'regulars' due to a prolonged 'vacation' and so is looking
for some new customers

Count on spending AT LEAST $ for an hour with her

For those of you who have never heard of her , here is something I wrote about
her for a certain magazine writer who recently published a little article on our hobby =


No pictures , but here's a little 'Profile' of my fave girl you
might find useful

Early in our relationship , she dropped her laminated photo·ID
RIPTA free bus pass in my car . From knowing her full name , I was
able to piece together a good bit about her life

Jo·Elle is a beautiful woman . She's 5 ft 10 in tall , has long
naturally wavy light brown hair , and has a high waist / long legs .
She also has a slight "bow·leggedness" , which gives her a gait
that she told me gives men instant sexual thoughts about her when
they see her walk

When I first met her , she was lanky and thin and was an 'A'cup but
in the past year has gained a few pounds which give her some curves
and firm 'B' cup breasts which still pass the 'Pencil Test'

In spite of her good looks , she's never worked as a Stripper
because she's "too shy" .... Not shy enough to not get naked with total
strangers & have sex with them or suck their dicks , but too shy to
gyrate in front of a room of leering men . Women ....

She was born in March , 1967 = she turns 40 yrs old this year but looks
at least a decade younger .

She was raised in Coventry and graduated with honors from Coventry
High School in 1975

The next years are hazy = her first arrest was in Oct 1994 for
driving with a suspended license . She now has *seven* similar
arrests in Li'l Rhody's "Catch & Release" Justice System , and to
this day doesn't possess a valid DL although that doesn't stop her
from driving her friends' cars

She also has two arrests for Solicitation / Loitering for Indecent
Purposes , both in Olneyville ; two Felony arrests for Possession of
Crack Cocaine ; and one for Recieving Stolen Property under $500 .
Her story about that last one is unconvincing and I suspect that
she tried to rip off the daughter of one her 'Sugar Daddies' and
got caught

Eleven arrests in all , and she's never spent even a night in Jail

Her real problems started about eight years ago when she met her
on·again / off·again boy friend , Steven

Steven is a cocaine fiend who's an ex·con and who is in & out of
the ACI for Drug convictions . He also was once arrested by the DEM
for operating a power boat on the Scituate Reservoir — just fishing ,
he claims . He also has arrests for domestic violence , although
Jo·Elle assures me none of the incidents involve her . Steven is
currently in an inpatient rehab center in an effort to stay out of
prison because of his latest arrest for cocaine possession

Steven got Jo·Elle hooked on heroin & crack . Then she started
street·walking to pay for her habits . They have at least one child
together . Jo·Elle has four kids but you'd never guess that by
looking at her . She has perfect , smooth skin with no stretch
marks or tattoos . She's lost custody of all four children , who
are being raised by her brother . She rarely if ever sees any of
them

Jo·Elle managed to kick the heroin habit after a long period of
taking methadone , but can't seem to kick the crack pipe habit .
She's also an alcoholic , and ironically it's the booze that has
caused her the most trouble in her life . She also smokes at least
a pack of cigarettes a day

She has been diagnosed as being Bi·Polar and takes several psych
meds regularly . Her 'Disorder' landed her a permanent Full
Disabilty Pension from the Social Security Administration . She has
no permanent address and has her checks directly deposited in a
local bank account . She uses a RI ID card and her laminated birth
certificate when she can't use an ATM , or for other times she
needs an ID

She is very intelligent and reads the Providence Journal daily ;
there's always a copy of the day's issue laying around and she is
the best read P4P girl I've ever known

Her prostitution arrests have made her extremely paranoid about
walking the streets , so she got a cell phone and accumulated a
list of Preferred Clients who supplement her disability income

She knows 'The System' perfectly . On the rare occasion she has
nowhere to spend the night , she'll show up at a local Emergency
Room and claim to be suicidal . This gets her a warm bed and three
meals a day until she gets fed up with all the hospital rigamarole
like mandatory Group Therapy sessions . Then she signs herself out

As I've often said = she collects men the way some kids collect
base·ball cards . When a guy takes her in , she'll clean the place
spotless and cook up a storm . One time when I visited her , she
had a pot roast dinner cooking on the stove and a home·made
chocolate cake sitting there she had just baked & frosted

Year 2006 was very hard on Jo·Elle . She spent the entire year
alienating all of her 'Sugar Daddies' . As I wrote before , when she
chases crack cocaine with alcohol , she turns into a Raving Lunatic
which cancels out all of her good qualities in their eyes

Their stories =

"A" is a really nice guy who runs a low rent boarding house favored
by hookers in O·ville . "A" went to the ACI for few months on a
probation violation after he attacked one of his tenants with a
knife . But after he got out , Jo·Elle was no longer welcome there
even though Mrs A [ who I've also met and seems nice enough ]
and Jo·Elle are close friends

"B" lives in Olneyville Towers . He's short , morbidly obese ,
filthy and of very limited intelligence . He also threw her out and
notified the place's management to ban her from the premises . Her
story with him is that he got the crazy idea that because he was
providing her with room & board , she owed him sexual favors in
return . That one may even be true

"C" is an elderly gentleman who is showing the early signs of
dementia . He repeatedly threw her out and then took her back ,
often because she stole from him . After her last rampage , he
tossed her out and changed the locks

C spends a lot of time baby·sitting for his adult daughter's kid .
The daughter *hates* Jo·Elle and promises to have her arrested on
the spot if Jo·Elle ever shows her face on their property . I
suspect the 'stolen property' arrest originated with the daughter

Her latest , and maybe last , benefactor is "D" . D is in his
sixties , retired and fairly wealthy . She'd lived with D
continuously in his apartment since C tossed her . After her
alcohol·fueled screaming generated complaints from the neighbors ,
D decided to 'ease her out' . He arranged for an inpatient rehab
program for her , and personally delivered her there even though
she tried post·poning the day of reckoning

"D" told me he "loves her like a daughter" but can't take it any
more . Jo·Elle told me their relationship is entirely platonic
which may very well be true because D has several serious medical
issues including advanced liver disease . "D" says when she signs
herself out of this place , she can go live with Steven's mother ,
who lives in Greenville . Steven's mother has the couple over
occasionally for dinner , but I can't see that living arrangement
last past her next 'Episode'

I hope she lands on her feet and finds another sucker to take her
in , because she's the best 'lay' I've ever had . Her 'Snapper' ,
as she calls it , is so tight that she can clamp down on a finger
harder than you can squeeze it with your fist

When I confessed that I was 'Addicted' to sex with her , she told
me why , saying =

" Every woman has a different 'pussy feel' , and baby , I'm the Best !! "

Indeed she is .... although it's clear to me that her days as a
'provider' are numbered



Now , before my PM box gets flooded , you guys know The Rules , which I was
forced to establish due to many bad experiences here with sharing digits
[ run a search on my name and the word 'digits' if you want details ] :

If any·one here wants Jo·Elle's number = FIRST You give me one that
actually ends up in a 'date' ... and then I'll provide hers

[Rimike]

I guess I should have posted my review here instead of under CL, which I wonder if anyone even reads them there.

Wow I feel like a dope. Not to rewrite my post but sounds like my session. I guess the little head was doing the thinking for me that day, because I actually waited and kept calling. I am maybe thinking the 125 special is really just a way to get guys in.

Maybe the delay tactics cut the session down to a half hour, which is her regular rate for it anyway. Its to bad because she was really nice once things started. Oh well she told me a client had showed up late. Has anyone actually got the full hour special?

Mike

[Guest123]

...Champagne got an out·call offer for a lot more money

So you might think...but you'd be wrong.
Unencumbered by the constraints of reality, your theory would make sense. Unfortunately, the facts don't agree with your hypothesis. For instance, she doesn't do outcall. She's strictly incall.

Add to that the fact that she posts exclusively on CL, and not Eros, TBD, TER, Escortsdotcom or the Phoenix. That being the case, there's no way anyone would contact her from her CL ad and offer more money than she's asking. You cheap bastards are always complaining about the CL prices being ridiculously high. No one here would ever willingly offer more than her posted hourly rate.

It's a day later, and she still hasn't posted since yesterday morning. That's odd for a girl that posts 4 or 5 times a day religiously. For whatever reason, she apparently left Dodge. Maybe she decided to leave for the 4th a little early. Maybe it was a LE scare, who knows. I'll have to ask her if I get a chance to schedule a time to see her next week.

In an unrelated vein, anyone know whatever happened to the girl on escortsdotcom that went by the name SexyElegance? One day her profile just disappeared. She's another one I wanted like to try, but didn't have the opportunity.

Guest123

[PsyberZombie]

He means that between the time Guest123 first talked to her and the time he got there ,
Champagne got an out·call offer for a lot more money , so she just blew G·123 off

[DaddysLookin]

Meaning what???

I believe what he is referring to is that a better offer came in during the down time between your call and appt. A lot of girls run low cost specials and if nothing better comes down the pike, they go with it. Some cash is better than none at all.

Someone must have called in who pays heavy and she was gone, screw the appt guy.

Similar things have happened to me twice, but, I still don't like the eyes of the neighborhood looking at me. This is why I have a place for outcalls and insist they come to me, and at the incall rate, or forget it.

Hope this helps.