Massage Parlor Reports

[Drummr]

Bored at work, so I'm going to take my lurker hat off and drop a review. Sorry if the formatting ends up weird. I'm typing on a phone. I spent the last couple of months hitting some of the most mentioned providers; I'm young and cautious so I follow you guys' lead on providers. I'll just be giving personal opinions as you guys pretty much know the drill with them all. My bad if this posted twice, mods. Just had a screw up on the phone.

My first provider experience was with Suzie from Famous Shiatzu a while back when she was all the rage. Fantastic hands. Tease was on point. Here is where I learned when YMMV, my mileage goes a bit far, as providers don't see many younger guys.

I moved on next to Jennifer at Massage Breeze. She was certainly worth the hype. All around average, but she's the best value in the area for sure. I never repeated as I don't end up in the Westland area that often. Now that she's in Canton I definitely won't as I never end up out there. I did just get her number again though, shoutout to Mr Regular.

I graduated to Bonita from there. My favorite experience so far. I enjoyed it enough to pay a second visit for a Lisa duo. They're both sweethearts and very accommodating. Got body slides, BBBJ. You guys know the jist. My schedule doesn't line up with theirs often, but I definitely head back whenever I get the chance.

From there I went to The famous Jenny. This was the only provider I felt wasn't worth the hype. Got CFS as I was a first timer. Cowgirl wasn't all that, doggy was okay. Finished with a BBBJ. If BBFS is your thing, I could see why she would be awesome. I haven't had that from her, so I only have my experience to go off of.

Sorry if this seemed a bit too vague. I also learned that they frequent forums like these, and I wouldn't be much of a lurker if I gave myself away that easily. I'll make another post like this once I get more providers under my belt. Thanks for the reviews fellas.

Who is Jenny? Haven't heard of that one.

[Tj144]

That's Lisa, she's cool. I've seen her on and off for years. Decent massage with end, nothing special body wise or anything like that.

Pretty sure this is a man that transitioned to a woman. Full hormone therapy and surgery kind of thing. I set up an appointment once because s (he)'s one of the few outcall providers in town. The second I went to the door and saw the hairy arms and adams apple I had to decline. S (he) was very nervous too like it was obvious I would notice.

[VideoKing]

I stop by here frequently because it is under the radar and the service is always good. The tables are higher than most places. That means the girl often stands on a chair, or better yet, gets up on the table to massage you. I like a very firm massage and I find that when the girl is on the table, she can apply more pressure and reach all areas better. This place always delivers a great experience and I always leave refreshed and happy.

[DarkKnight23]

You need to RTTF from the 20th, he's talking about The Chinese Massage in Westland, it's on the West side of Wayne Rd, North of Warren Rd, there's been similar negative reports about the same place, although it used to be fun, with a lot of young attractive girls! They may still be young, but there rude & way too greedy these days!! Go elsewhere, Westland has a lot of options!!

Please share somewhere with young attractive girls please! PM is fine as well LOL It seems nonexistent.

[HeeJunk]

Nice to think about the next guy who put his head on the face whole, and then when he used the pillow after the flip, Yuk:

I'm "pretty sure" they changed the pillow case.

[HeeJunk]

Ok. Tried to post this earlier and messed it up.

Long time hobbyist. But just joined this site today. In Novi for a couple of days. My old go-is not responding. Any recommendations? Going to be around Twelve Oaks?

Thanks all. Looking forward to going back and reading through the chat. And will share my experience as well.

Thai massage and DDS.

[Mr Regular]

Which place is this?

You need to RTTF from the 20th, he's talking about The Chinese Massage in Westland, it's on the West side of Wayne Rd, North of Warren Rd, there's been similar negative reports about the same place, although it used to be fun, with a lot of young attractive girls! They may still be young, but there rude & way too greedy these days!! Go elsewhere, Westland has a lot of options!!

[BS248]

Stopped by 2 weeks back. They have young girls in high 20's. I saw 3 of them available. One welcomed me inside. I have met others in the past as well. Mixed comments. Decent massage, flip around 30-40 minutes. Too much bargaining. They start from 80 to 100 for just HE. But every time I came down to 40 or 50 max. Couple of them usually rude and doesn't smile. It's a turn down for me. I heard about Nuru here pre COVID. I checked but almost all of them said they don't know if it was done here but they don't have it on the menu now. Anyone else?

Which place is this?

[PlayerMan]

Ok. Tried to post this earlier and messed it up.

Long time hobbyist. But just joined this site today. In Novi for a couple of days. My old go-is not responding. Any recommendations? Going to be around Twelve Oaks?

Thanks all. Looking forward to going back and reading through the chat. And will share my experience as well.

[Mr Regular]

I once got an AMP lady to let me use the face hole and she sat underneath. Very uncomfortable with my legs dangling and my ass where the forehead goes. I think I got some juice on the pillow down below.

Nice to think about the next guy who put his head on the face whole, and then when he used the pillow after the flip, Yuk:

[Mr Regular]

I once got an AMP lady to let me use the face hole and she sat underneath. Very uncomfortable with my legs dangling and my ass where the forehead goes. I think I got some juice on the pillow down below.

Nice to think about the next guy with his head on the face whole, and then when he used the pillow after the flip, Yuk.

[HeeJunk]

Any glory holes around? Always wanted to knock that off my bucket list!

I once got an AMP lady to let me use the face hole and she sat underneath. Very uncomfortable with my legs dangling and my ass where the forehead goes. I think I got some juice on the pillow down below.

[PlayerMan]

Hey fellow Mongers,

Long time hobbyist. First time poster. Back in Novi for a couple of days and looking for something close to 12 Oaks. Who is beat up that way. Being ghosted from my old regular from earlier this year.

Love the chat here. Will go back and read all the comments later. And will let you all know what I end up with.

[BeanFlicker1]

https://detroit.rubratings.com/121274

I'm looking at having a massage provider come to my home. Does anyone have any information on her or possibly a recommendation for someone else that can provide safe outcall service?

Best regards,

Heavy.

That's Lisa, she's cool. I've seen her on and off for years. Decent massage with end, nothing special body wise or anything like that.

[TeeTime69]

Cool via text but the rates seem a bit high. Not sure if it's worth it.

Follow her on Instagram and take advantage of her frequent specials.