Negative Escort Reviews

**Grain 56** · 08-25-21 08:35

Originally Posted by Grapp150 [View Original Post]

I posted earlier today in general on this girl. I think CHris gave a reply.

So, I did extensive research, and I mean a LOT. I crossed all numbers with her add. I did everything you can imagine, I do not see anyone until I know they are good.

Well. In 15 years and 400 posts, this is the worst ever. I get to the room and she has a crazy wig on so it throws me off a bit. I do a full room search and proceed to lay on the bed. She starts cleaning for 10 minutes and I have seen this before a million times, means they are on serious shit. I still can not see her face and she won't look at me. So I say, enough BS come to the bed or I am leaving. WHOLY FUCK. She smelled like a dump truck. I have smelled bad but this was horrible. Her wig fell off and I can not even say what she looked like. Maybe a hobbbit?? I did so much research on this one and now I see why, she spends her day as a fraud.

So, I threw 80 on the bed and I swear to GOD I put my clothes on as I ran down the stairs smelling my hands. Her add crosses over to the girl with LENNON tatto on her chest. I questioned this and they said they share phones. Here are all the ads I can find.

https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/407-913-8997

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ighlight=mandy#post5035222.

Holy Crap Batman. She fooled me with her new ad. It WAS the Mandy / Bambi / Samantha / Pixie that is nothing but bad news. I thought it wasn't her because the pics and number change fooled me. The only pics that are actually her (in my opinion) are the red, white and blue outfit pics. She changes names and phone numbers like you and I change underwear. Search Mandy or Bambi in the HWY 50 Thread to see the nightmare she is. She is a nightmare of whining and up-charging if you had gotten her to the bed. You dodged a bullet somewhat but sounds like it was pricy.

My only question is why did you pay her a dime? She provided no service to you.

Grain 56.

**Grapp150** · 08-25-21 00:14

I posted earlier today in general on this girl. I think CHris gave a reply.

So, I did extensive research, and I mean a LOT. I crossed all numbers with her add. I did everything you can imagine, I do not see anyone until I know they are good.

Well. In 15 years and 400 posts, this is the worst ever. I get to the room and she has a crazy wig on so it throws me off a bit. I do a full room search and proceed to lay on the bed. She starts cleaning for 10 minutes and I have seen this before a million times, means they are on serious shit. I still can not see her face and she won't look at me. So I say, enough BS come to the bed or I am leaving. WHOLY FUCK. She smelled like a dump truck. I have smelled bad but this was horrible. Her wig fell off and I can not even say what she looked like. Maybe a hobbbit?? I did so much research on this one and now I see why, she spends her day as a fraud.

So, I threw 80 on the bed and I swear to GOD I put my clothes on as I ran down the stairs smelling my hands.

Looks 0/10.

Service. Can not rate. Ran out.

Location - 8/10 - for a dope hotel it was actually OK. No dope boys. Not a JW but 7/10 for a hooker hotel.

Her add crosses over to the girl with LENNON tatto on her chest. I questioned this and they said they share phones.

Here are all the ads I can find.

https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/407-913-8997

She also posts with 407-669-8325. Lots of ads on all sites with a hot blonde. You will not get that.

Good luck.

GRAPP.

GRAPP.

**Member #6362** · 08-24-21 17:28

Met with this Hot number at an decent hotel in Orlando. She very pretty. Very very sexy. Super nice figure. Definitely no msog. Had an extra 100 roses on me in case she did. Started hustling me out right after round 1 I hate that shit. All the while explaining how she's not a clock watcher. Very hot but I def won't repeat. I have _ and I'm a super good tipper but a clock is done after one try.

**ChrisXr** · 08-24-21 00:20

Despite this review being on the negative escort reviews, I did enjoy my dream. However, major red flags.

Been following this white girl on snapchat for a year. She comes and goes between cities, and was back in orlando for a bit. I knew she was going to be pricey from her snapchat stories.

The Good. Pics are mostly accurate, minus the weight she's gained. Still looks great though. She's also friendly and talkative. First time popping from a CBJ. She sat on my chest while doing the deed. Couldn't reach her decent looking vagina to play around with, so I just played with the cheeks.

The Bad. 100 for qv does not include FS. Not even the 30 min option for 160. We had agreed on 160 for 30 minutes with GFE over the phone, but that was straight bullshit. She apparently has a menu, depending on how much she likes you. I would avoid her.

Silver Lining. I really got to remember to find a way to guarantee what was requested before I show up. This has happened to me three times now, where I ask for FS with GFE and get tricked into this botched attempt to get more money from me. I'd rather waste money at a strip club at this point. At least I know what I'm getting into with strippers.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/66051817

**I need a new name** · 08-19-21 22:00

Originally Posted by Grain56 [View Original Post]

Not giving a girl a Benjamin and a Pair of Jacks in advance is actually a much better step in the right direction to avoid being disappointed. It's been said over and over to NEVER pay in advance (and if you didn't, then how did she get $140) because once she has your cash, she has all she really wanted and no longer wants to love you long time.

Yeah I definitely ignored all the basic rules from page one of the Mongering Playbook. When she showed up three hours late and chompin' on pizza the red flags were flying up like crazy and I should've told her thanks for showing up but here's a Jackson for your Uber ride back home so bye bye and then get back on USAG and find a better provider. But when you got a week of nut butter saved up and need a pair of soft lips to pull it out of your sack, well then you ain't thinking very straight and I'm 100% guilty of that crime.

**Grain 56** · 08-19-21 20:20

Originally Posted by TrumpForPrison [View Original Post]

Just a quick blurb about Bebe the Bore. I broke all the rules by not using reliable reviews to guide my choice, but just letting the little head and fake ad photos push me in the wrong direction.

She wasn't horrible looking......So after 5 minutes of this nonsense I just stroke myself to a release. She has this squeamish look on her face and says "sorry baby, but I couldn't swallow because I might've thrown up my pizza".

She leaves immediately with $. 40 of my cash, nice chunk of money to jerk myself off into a condom.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/a...tcall/40956743

Thanks for posting your experience. Sorry you got burned. Since all girls are YMMV every single time some one sees them, replying SOLELY on reviews is not fool proof. Not even close.

Not giving a girl a Benjamin and a Pair of Jacks in advance is actually a much better step in the right direction to avoid being disappointed. It's been said over and over to NEVER pay in advance (and if you didn't, then how did she get $140) because once she has your cash, she has all she really wanted and no longer wants to love you long time.

Grain 56.

**I need a new name** · 08-19-21 18:35

Just a quick blurb about Bebe the Bore. I broke all the rules by not using reliable reviews to guide my choice, but just letting the little head and fake ad photos push me in the wrong direction.

She wasn't horrible looking, but kinda plain in the face and the body definitely wasn't anything to get excited about. Did have a nice tan, but she was Latina so maybe most of that was natural complexion. She shows up three hours late, giving me flimsy excuses about her Uber driver blowing her off for other clients. Sounds like total BS but whatever. Comes into my hotel room on I-Drive eating a slice of pizza she got at Wawa. So there I am with an itch and a sack full of ball juice and I need to watch her stuff her face with junk food. Like I said, bad decision!

She finally gets undressed but keeps her bra and panties on. I told her I only wanted head but I usually like the girl to get naked regardless. Wasn't happening here. Then she pulls a condom out of her purse even though she told me thru text she "loves to swallow". I should have just kicked her out at this point but I'd been stoking off to porn for a couple hours before she arrives so I needed to release this nut load by hook or by crook. She sucks on my latex's dick but I ain't getting nothing out of it since I always see ladies who do BBBJ and feel nothing but lips on the skin of my love pump. So after 5 minutes of this nonsense I just stroke myself to a release. She has this squeamish look on her face and says "sorry baby, but I couldn't swallow because I might've thrown up my pizza". She leaves immediately with $. 40 of my cash, nice chunk of money to jerk myself off into a condom.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/a...tcall/40956743

**O W G** · 08-18-21 11:42

Originally Posted by OriginalSin [View Original Post]

This is baby Jamie from back in the day. Last time I saw her (few years back) she was BBW and service was not great.

Did she have a room in Williamsburg? If so agree.

**Don1990** · 08-15-21 00:06

Originally Posted by OriginalSin [View Original Post]

This is baby Jamie from back in the day. Last time I saw her (few years back) she was BBW and service was not great.

Did she tell you she was baby Jamie cause her tattoos don't match from the only body pic she has jamie had tattoos on her arm.

**Pussy Smasher** · 08-14-21 23:05

Originally Posted by OriginalSin [View Original Post]

This is baby Jamie from back in the day. Last time I saw her (few years back) she was BBW and service was not great.

That shit is crazy, she looks so different. Can't believe she came back her unless she relapsed.

**Bjceb** · 08-14-21 20:42

Sounds like a total waste of time and $.

Originally Posted by Tuyo90 [View Original Post]

So I was on a roadtrip back home, got a room to spend the night, wanted to have a dream since I was in town but no girl answered my phonecalls / texts back last Thursday. So I gave this one a ring. She tells me she'll show up. Then before she shows up asks for a picture to verify. I said nope. Acouple of minutes later she calls and says shell show up. 1 hr later is down my hallway and knocks on door. I open the door, she is and isn't the girl in the pics. First off, she's NO longer blonde. But it is her only with dark brown hair. She is very short, which is ok, and very petite. She had a nice and hot body. Tells me she's cuban (which shouldve been my 1st red flag) and doesn't speak hardly if any english. She wanted 500 roses for hour since she claims she drove from tampa. I tell her to f_k off and get out of my room for that price so she comes to 400 roses. I tell her Ill give you roses half now and half after were finished. She didn't like that so I tell her in spanish she can get out if she doesn't like my deal. After some back and forth she decides to stay ok. First she immediately got on her knees and started pulling my pants down to try to blow on jr. I tell her that how tf am I suppose to get hard like this? So I make her standup and make her strip for me. I watch her and jr starts to get up. Thats when I go over to her, start touching and rubbing down on her. Then I try to go suck on her tits. She tells me no. WTF? She says she's sensitive or some bs. So I try to put a finger or two in her. She says no again. WTF? She tells me wants jr instead. So I grab her by the waist and she immediately throws a cap on jr. By now I'm fustrated with this hoe for all the damn bs she's giving me. I turn her around, bend her over, and put jr in her. Remember she's short. I'm also not much of a tall guy either. So I'm liking the height. I start thrusting and trying to be mc hammer. Then she grabs jr and tells me jr is stretching her so she has to hold jr while I thrust her. WTF? Whatevers I'm liking the petite ass. Then I turn her over, pick her up and put her on the bed and go in missionary. Try to be mc hammer again. She pulls jr out and again complains jr is too thick for her. WTF? Now I know for dame sure I don't have a big or enormouse willy down there. So WTF? She tells me she has to hold jr as I thrust so it doesn't stretch her out. I'm started to get mad now. I yell at her to get on top for CG. She gets on top. Sits and starts grinding. All is going good. Then she gets off and starts jerking me off. I'm now officially pissed off. She realizes and starts complaining about jr is stretching her out. Then says shell lay back down until I cum. But as soon I decide to put jr back she gribs jr and stops me from thrusting all the way. So I get up and tell her to blow me. She starts grabbing her stuff and says she's leaving. As she's doing that she starts talking trash about men like me in spanish and starts asking for "all her money. " Now I'm an old school tatted kind of guy. I only have my nonvisible body parts covered in mayan style tattoos. Suddenly Idk if that affected her thinking but then she was like in spanish. If I leave your room nobody is going to come find me, right as she was pointing to my tats Thats when I realized what she was implying. I told the hoe to finish me off and let me get my full hour. She got undressed again but jr wasnt having it. I couldn't get it up anymore by then. I didn't even have any bluechew to help the occasion either. So she just stayed there until her full hour was up conversating letting me play with her little tits. I didn't give her the rest and used the tats situation to kick the hoe out. I guess she thought I was some mexican narco or something. But as soon as she left I Scoped out the hallways and left in case she had a pimp or something. Long story short. She was cute but complains way too much. It was still 300 roses that I took a major L bc I didn't even nut. Jr wouldn't get up anymore after her bullshit. Again I'm not a tall guy nor do I have a huge peckerwood. So if you do, stay away from this hoe. Nothing but a time waster.

https://www.eros.com/florida/tampa/f...7810.htm?cat=1

**Tuyo90** · 08-14-21 18:14

So I was on a roadtrip back home, got a room to spend the night, wanted to have a dream since I was in town but no girl answered my phonecalls / texts back last Thursday. So I gave this one a ring. She tells me she'll show up. Then before she shows up asks for a picture to verify. I said nope. Acouple of minutes later she calls and says shell show up. 1 hr later is down my hallway and knocks on door. I open the door, she is and isn't the girl in the pics. First off, she's NO longer blonde. But it is her only with dark brown hair. She is very short, which is ok, and very petite. She had a nice and hot body. Tells me she's cuban (which shouldve been my 1st red flag) and doesn't speak hardly if any english. She wanted 500 roses for hour since she claims she drove from tampa. I tell her to f_k off and get out of my room for that price so she comes to 400 roses. I tell her Ill give you roses half now and half after were finished. She didn't like that so I tell her in spanish she can get out if she doesn't like my deal. After some back and forth she decides to stay ok. First she immediately got on her knees and started pulling my pants down to try to blow on jr. I tell her that how tf am I suppose to get hard like this? So I make her standup and make her strip for me. I watch her and jr starts to get up. Thats when I go over to her, start touching and rubbing down on her. Then I try to go suck on her tits. She tells me no. WTF? She says she's sensitive or some bs. So I try to put a finger or two in her. She says no again. WTF? She tells me wants jr instead. So I grab her by the waist and she immediately throws a cap on jr. By now I'm fustrated with this hoe for all the damn bs she's giving me. I turn her around, bend her over, and put jr in her. Remember she's short. I'm also not much of a tall guy either. So I'm liking the height. I start thrusting and trying to be mc hammer. Then she grabs jr and tells me jr is stretching her so she has to hold jr while I thrust her. WTF? Whatevers I'm liking the petite ass. Then I turn her over, pick her up and put her on the bed and go in missionary. Try to be mc hammer again. She pulls jr out and again complains jr is too thick for her. WTF? Now I know for dame sure I don't have a big or enormouse willy down there. So WTF? She tells me she has to hold jr as I thrust so it doesn't stretch her out. I'm started to get mad now. I yell at her to get on top for CG. She gets on top. Sits and starts grinding. All is going good. Then she gets off and starts jerking me off. I'm now officially pissed off. She realizes and starts complaining about jr is stretching her out. Then says shell lay back down until I cum. But as soon I decide to put jr back she gribs jr and stops me from thrusting all the way. So I get up and tell her to blow me. She starts grabbing her stuff and says she's leaving. As she's doing that she starts talking trash about men like me in spanish and starts asking for "all her money. " Now I'm an old school tatted kind of guy. I only have my nonvisible body parts covered in mayan style tattoos. Suddenly Idk if that affected her thinking but then she was like in spanish. If I leave your room nobody is going to come find me, right as she was pointing to my tats Thats when I realized what she was implying. I told the hoe to finish me off and let me get my full hour. She got undressed again but jr wasnt having it. I couldn't get it up anymore by then. I didn't even have any bluechew to help the occasion either. So she just stayed there until her full hour was up conversating letting me play with her little tits. I didn't give her the rest and used the tats situation to kick the hoe out. I guess she thought I was some mexican narco or something. But as soon as she left I Scoped out the hallways and left in case she had a pimp or something. Long story short. She was cute but complains way too much. It was still 300 roses that I took a major L bc I didn't even nut. Jr wouldn't get up anymore after her bullshit. Again I'm not a tall guy nor do I have a huge peckerwood. So if you do, stay away from this hoe. Nothing but a time waster.

https://www.eros.com/florida/tampa/f...7810.htm?cat=1

**OriginalSin** · 08-14-21 17:33

Originally Posted by Jnd37 [View Original Post]

After reading another member's review I decided to give her a try. Pics are 100% real but the service is subpar at best. CBJ no BBJ, no hot dogging those bolt on DDs. Def clock watcher, only there for 15 minutes, CBJ, mission control, K9 and weak HJ bc she wouldn't CBJ or bbj again and wouldn't continue with FS. Rates are cheap enough for pump and dump qv 100, hh130 h230. Don't pay more than the QV. I would only go back if desperate for a QV.

https://aaok.com.listcrawler.eu/post...lando/65409059

For the BS session you got, 100 qv is WAY TOO MUCH! I'd say don't pay more than 40-60 qv for that nonsense!

**OriginalSin** · 08-14-21 17:28

Originally Posted by YumYum1 [View Original Post]

Not a good experience at all. Though room looks neat the whole room smells cigarettes. She would not remove her top and her body is soggy and no fun. She finally open one part of the bra after repeat ask. Even though on the text she indicated absolutely for a question of kissing allowed no tongue allowed. Covered services but BJ is mediocre. Will not repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/65474451

This is baby Jamie from back in the day. Last time I saw her (few years back) she was BBW and service was not great.

**PriceFstClass** · 08-13-21 23:02

Originally Posted by BarrelFL [View Original Post]

Whatever Nikki Baby was said to have I did not see it at all. She looked overweight and on top of that gulping a big soda from 7-Eleven was an immediate turn off.

I was polite and tried to make the most of it but she started making excuses as to how I should proceed when I was not even skimming the surface. Her attitude was similar to a disgruntled employee who is trying his best to fake an smile to avoid getting fired. More negative points.

In all the worst experience I ever had.

She told me she swallowed but jacked me off and thru my fucking but on the floor of my car. I took hours looking for cum stains so my girlfriend didn't find it. Funny thing is she was drinking a big gulp from 7/11 when I met her.