Strip Club Reports

[PsyberZombie]

The meter maids go home at 3:30. Thus, parking is essentially free at meters after that, although the signs say they have time limits and require quarters until 6:00. For Sportsman's (and Satin Doll) in particular, parking for Providence Place mall is nearby, and it is only $1.00 if you buy something at the mall--even some sort of cheap essential at CVS.

You no longer need to get your ticket validated at Providence Place mall .... you can
park there for four hours for a buck and never even go into the Mall proper

The best time to park for free down city is after 4 p.m. — when people start leaving
work — but before 6.p.m , when people start driving in for dinner & / or shows .
Coincidentally , this is also a great time to hit the strip clubs

'Parking' may seem to be off-topic , but it's a huge problem here in LaProv ...
free or even on·street metered parking is usually impossible to find at any hour
of the day or night , except for that narrow window I just described

You 'DT' AMP fans are lucky that the Arcade Parking garage is basically right next
door to the place , even though it'll set you back ten bucks for a short visit


For you out·of·towners reading this , *everybody* who lives here has a
La·Prov 'parking story'

In the most infamous case , a guy who stopped on a bridge over the Providence River
to help rescue a suicidal woman in the water returned to find a $100 parking ticket
on his windshield ... and he had to pay it , too

A friend of mine who lives on the ritzy east side once discovered a parking ticket
on a car parked in her own driveway !! The ticket was for "obstructing a sidewalk" ,
but there's no sidewalk on her side of the street !! It took a day in court and photos
of her property to get that one dismissed

Another friend of mine had his car towed by the city ... the minority·group lady LEO
wrote down his plate number wrong , transposing two digits , so it didn't show
up on on the PPD computer as having been towed

By the time the PPD figured it all out , he had already cashed the insurance company
check for his 'stolen' vehicle and had purchased another one

Get five un·paid tickets here and you get booted so after four tickets I just go to
the DMV Registry and pay five bucks for a plate change . Over the years I've racked up
dozens of tickets but haven't paid a single one of them yet

I prefer to spend my money on the hard-working girls of our fair city , and the PPD
can go do it itself what I do with those nice young ladies

[Italian Monkey]

I won't knock what your saying most of my experiences have been with SW's, escorts, AMPs, and the chat line (as I posted a recent hook up in the mass forum for the party line) none really at the strippy I'm always sceptical because I know they want like 200 I could be wrong though I just find it more easy with AMPs because you get more for your money, best place for fs I think is central health, any how to each his own right.

Keep it safe

[Boston Guy 57]

I don't go to amps and if I did I certainly wouldn't go to one near my home. The same goes for escorts. I do in call to hotels in Boston and the suburbs, not in my neighborhood....Every form of hobbying, including strip club extras, has it's risks and it's rewards. We as consumers simply have to decide which option we prefer. Yes the possibility of arrest is less at a strip club but a "quickie" in a dirty booth is not my preference...To each his own...

Yes, but some wives/GFs would not be too upset if you were spotted going in to a strip club. Different story if you are seen going into an AMP or hotel or private residence for an hour.

[Ampman44]

All three have their advantages and disadvantages. This poster is right about escorts if one does not thoroughly research the escort. Once researched, however, it was a great experience for me in the past about 90% of the time, and the remaining 10% was not too bad. It's all about the research. That is why this forum is so valuable.

Escorts are not the ideal solution , because

A) You never know what yer getting , as advised in my Escort Service Warning , and

B) The risk of up·sell , out·right rip offs , and ROBs accompanied by their 'drivers'

C) The huge amount of time involved in arranging the date with multiple phone calls ,
appointments , waiting around , checking in & out of the notell , etc. etc .

TIME IS MONEY , and if your time is as valuable as mine , the 'date' could wind up
costing you three or four times what you actually lay out in cash

The 'Brothel' Strip Club is definitely the way to go , as explained here =►

P.s. So now we have B·B , which stands for either 'bare back' or 'beige brothel' , just like we have C·L for either 'Craigs List' or 'Cadillac Lounge' and C·H , for either 'Central Health' , 'Custom House' or 'Cheaters' .... only in Rhode Island !!

[Ampman44]

Yes, but some wives/GFs would not be too upset if you were spotted going in to a strip club. Different story if you are seen going into an AMP or hotel or private residence for an hour.

The first time you pay a stripper to go into a booth at Cheaters you have no idea what you are getting either. You may know what she looks like but that's it.

This is the 21st century and anyone with a computer and the willingness to do some research can find a great escort and a great time. Yes, you will pay more than a booth in a strip club but you will also get more. To each his own I guess but I haven't had a single booth experiences in any strip club that I would rate higher than the vast majority of my escort experiences.

[Ampman44]

The meter maids go home at 3:30. Thus, parking is essentially free at meters after that, although the signs say they have time limits and require quarters until 6:00. For Sportsman's (and Satin Doll) in particular, parking for Providence Place mall is nearby, and it is only $1.00 if you buy something at the mall--even some sort of cheap essential at CVS.

I used to visit the Sportsman on a fairly regular basis but when they had the bright idea of fencing off their own paid parking I stopped going. I know a few of the garages in the area are private. Where does one find good parking for the Sportsman and I can't walk as far as I used to so is there anything close?

The clientel had also changed a bit when I stopped going it was more small groups of youngers guys showing up and kinda of a wanna be hang out.

Holly was the coolest girl there by far. Hard tight body. Hard. And a cool Celtic Tat on her back. She wore it well and had an awesome attitude.

Wishing you Happy Stories

CCC

[Member #3933]

Not the same in the strip club world where you hope for the best and are left satisfied a pretty small percentage of the time for the money you spend. Strippers just hustle the room moving on to the next guy 15 minutes later when you are done spending money. But most AMP girls try hard to make it a good experience so you will leave satisfied and come back again

IM,

While you comments on strippers apply well to most venues, I don't think they do in Rhode Island. I find in most RI clubs the girls will tell you in advance what extras may be available, and then almost always deliver what they promise. I. E the service has become very predicatable. I went thru an AMP period but decided the little ladies and the often mechanical service just seemed repetitive. Nowadays I can stop at a club, pay $100 for a first class action from a sexy young woman who would turn heads in any singles bar, and be on my way in 15 minutes. An excellent alternative both to AMPs and SWs.

[Italian Monkey]

Not the same in the strip club world where you hope for the best and are left satisfied a pretty small percentage of the time for the money you spend. Strippers just hustle the room moving on to the next guy 15 minutes later when you are done spending money. But most AMP girls try hard to make it a good experience so you will leave satisfied and come back again.[/QUOTE]I must say that the majority of my best experiences are at the AMPs, and "some" escorts, many in boston (la bella girls) the AMP experience is relaxing, worth the $$, they make you feel liked, and know what to do. It will stay in your mind for a while, I go like once a month. And see other providers as well, least to say you can not go wrong with the AMP!

[Table Shower]

That $$ or more you spent at the strip club for a quick 10 minuets is more $$ than you will spend, and for much less time, than for a sure thing at a couple of the Prov AMPS.

Tony

Good post Little Tony II, and I find that to be true as well.

Ever since I tried out my first AMP 2-3 years ago, I have not spent much in strip clubs anymore. Once in a while you can come across a dancer worth spending money on for a couple of dances, but that's about it. Strip clubs are left better as places to hang out, have a couple of drinks, and spend a few dollars. At the most, it's just a way to warm up before going to an AMP later that day or the next day. Bigger money should be saved for AMP's - no matter if you want full service or just a massage with a hand finish.

Even if you happen to have a good experience in a strip club, it will only stay in your mind a short time. An AMP experience does a lot more for your mind and body. Granted there are bad AMP experiences sometimes but with enough work, the good trips make up big time for the few bad ones you can have. Not the same in the strip club world where you hope for the best and are left satisfied a pretty small percentage of the time for the money you spend. Strippers just hustle the room moving on to the next guy 15 minutes later when you are done spending money. But most AMP girls try hard to make it a good experience so you will leave satisfied and come back again.

[CapeCodCory]

I used to visit the Sportsman on a fairly regular basis but when they had the bright idea of fencing off their own paid parking I stopped going. I know a few of the garages in the area are private. Where does one find good parking for the Sportsman and I can't walk as far as I used to so is there anything close?

The clientel had also changed a bit when I stopped going it was more small groups of youngers guys showing up and kinda of a wanna be hang out.

Holly was the coolest girl there by far. Hard tight body. Hard. And a cool Celtic Tat on her back. She wore it well and had an awesome attitude.

Wishing you Happy Stories

CCC

[Amp Explorer]

We are all here to help/educate/support and sure an occasional argument or clash of opinions.

We all have to "safe" for each other.

[Little Tony II]

That $$ or more you spent at the strip club for a quick 10 minuets is more $$ than you will spend, and for much less time, than for a sure thing at a couple of the Prov AMPS.

Tony

[Boston Guy 57]

The first time you pay a stripper to go into a booth at Cheaters you have no idea what you are getting either. You may know what she looks like but that's it.
This is the 21st century and anyone with a computer and the willingness to do some research can find a great escort and a great time. Yes, you will pay more than a booth in a strip club but you will also get more. To each his own I guess but I haven't had a single booth experiences in any strip club that I would rate higher than the vast majority of my escort experiences.

[PsyberZombie]

I've been saying for years Cheaters lives up to their name.

One can get an escort and a notell for about $250 for 4X the time, an hour.

Escorts are not the ideal solution , because

A) You never know what yer getting , as advised in my Escort Service Warning , and

B) The risk of up·sell , out·right rip offs , and ROBs accompanied by their 'drivers'

C) The huge amount of time involved in arranging the date with multiple phone calls ,
appointments , waiting around , checking in & out of the notell , etc. etc .

TIME IS MONEY , and if your time is as valuable as mine , the 'date' could wind up
costing you three or four times what you actually lay out in cash



The 'Brothel' Strip Club is definitely the way to go , as explained here =►

I still love the extras-heavy strip club experience. There is no other form of mongering that I know, where you can examine and interact with the merchandise before purchasing it, where you can slake your desires at a moment's notice instead of planning ahead and calling ahead for it, and where you can take it or leave it as your whims dictate. That seems to fulfill my needs more than any other form.

p.s. So now we have B·B , which stands for either 'bare back' or 'beige brothel' ,
just like we have C·L for either 'Craigs List' or 'Cadillac Lounge' and C·H ,
for either 'Central Health' , 'Custom House' or 'Cheaters' .... only in Rhode Island !!

[Bubba261]

Well. They named that place pretty good if you ask me. Bored, Monday night, so I took the drive down 146 to Providence from my boring home in North Central MA. I hit the new Beige wonder, thinking I could pop off a quick couple lap dances and be back in time for Leno. Right! I ran into a small breasted girl named Claudia, who just had the right body and face to get me going. After a few minutes of negotiation, we settled on the nude lap dances in the Godiva room. I was already in there, paid my 10 to see some of the girls, but of course I had to pay another 10. That should have been my first clue. Now, she wants 30 per song, and I say no way. We finally bartered on 40 for 2. Once there, she immediately started pushing for the booths, 135 total for her and the room. I said no way. Then thinking I needed to pop, I said, make the second dance worth it, and I will give you the extra 20. Needless to say, she didn't finish the deed, and then demanded the extra jackson.

I left the godiva room, sat at the bar and talked for about 30 minutes more, then cut my losses and headed to 1021 for my first ever visit there. I will post my much better results on the Massage Parlor section.

I've been saying for years Cheaters lives up to their name. A simple recap of an evening (not counting drinks) could go like this:

Cover $5
Godiva $10
Topless LDs

$10 ticket
$20 each LD

Nude LDs

$10 ticket
$35 each LD

Booths

$35 / 15 mins.
$100 minimum to dancer

So, let's say you find a dancer you want to try out for a LD before the booths - you're out $30 (10 ticket, 20 dance) topless, $40 (10 ticket, 30 dance) nude

Then you go to the booth - they all start at $150 tip, but I always hold out for $100

Topless test drive w/booth for 15 mins $ONE SIXTY FIVE!
Nude test drive w/ booth for 15 mins $ONE EIGHTY FIVE!

(plus $15 total cover - $180 or $200 flat depending on test drive)

One can get an escort and a notell for about $250 for 4X the time, an hour.

Ah, whoever decided to call them Cheaters knew what he was doing.