Massage Parlor Reports

**LazyBones** · 08-14-21 13:42

Originally Posted by Kingforanight [View Original Post]

Decided to try this one out since it was relatively close. It's actually a small room located inside a crowded beauty salon and that should have been the first warning. She started by saying the draping was optional so off to a good start and she spent a lot of time on the glutes and thighs but ultimately there was nothing at the end. I tried politely asking and got some kind of response about insurance liability and perhaps if I got a note from my doctor. Like what?? I left more tense than when I went in.

https://orlando.rubratings.com/228593

Interesting she puts her massage license in there. Her name can be found by license verification (I deleted the CE7) and it worked. I recognized the name from massage finder where she is listed with a different phone number. Sher face pic is really attractive IMHO. But I think she was playing with your mind. Maybe she didn't like the chemistry? Got to admit tho the note from the Dr comment was creative and clever. Better than "next time baby" that you hear in the AMP's (never me LOL).

**Kingforanight** · 08-14-21 13:04

Decided to try this one out since it was relatively close. It's actually a small room located inside a crowded beauty salon and that should have been the first warning. She started by saying the draping was optional so off to a good start and she spent a lot of time on the glutes and thighs but ultimately there was nothing at the end. I tried politely asking and got some kind of response about insurance liability and perhaps if I got a note from my doctor. Like what?? I left more tense than when I went in.

https://orlando.rubratings.com/228593

**KenAdams3141** · 08-14-21 12:38

Is this Wellness Spa on Kirkman?

Originally Posted by BuckNastee [View Original Post]

This masseuse has to be hands down the hottest one on I've seen in Orlando in years. Perfect C cup tits with tight smoking body, silky smooth skin. . 60 door fee for HH. Then what I paid for, tips may vary. I got her for cheap. Menu was wide open. Got the HH so it was TS to Tease to game on. Man she was fun. Pretty sure I stayed more than the HH. When I said menu wide open it was wide open. If i wasn't such a cheap bastard, pretty sure she would have done BB on everything. Damn was she a cutie. Must been in her early 30. Maybe late 20's.

This is one of my go to spots when regulars are MIA.

https://themassage123.com/

**MarcAlec** · 08-14-21 12:28

Originally Posted by Jiat2001 [View Original Post]

What little gal at You Massage?

Jiat2001.

Dreamt of Jenny and Ruby before but Giggles does not have me wanting more.

**Quacktastic** · 08-14-21 11:52

Originally Posted by IndianRiver [View Original Post]

Wife and I walk into a Phoenix restaurant.

Hello.

Hi, table for two, please.

Sure, and your name.

Smith.

Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?

We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?

Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.

Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?

Haha, good one. You could have just stopped at the vaccination card, it proves a point.

On the flip side I was out with a Tinder date in Orlando last night and some of the staff was maskless and / or wearing it as a chin support. In the worst state for new infections.

**ChochaMonger** · 08-14-21 11:52

Originally Posted by Fred5568 [View Original Post]

Anybody been to the place in winter springs on 434 I think it's called Asian spa and massage.

New to posting, not new to the forum but felt I should give back to the community.

So this place is OK, location is nice. Only one attendant, mid 40's, super skinny, massage OK, manual release with OTC roaming but really there's nothing to grab, fully clothed for $.5 better go somewhere else.

**OrlNative** · 08-14-21 10:26

I have been trying to text Camila for months and she finally answered. Does anybody have reviews or what a dream with her is like.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...y-rubs/1795759

**RockyBlowboa** · 08-14-21 09:51

Went to the Milk and saw Yumi. Really an eyeball beauty but during the session it looks like she is loose comparing to local providers at Ocala. I am not trying to be racist, [Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin]

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Why is it that all real racists always say "I'm not trying to be racist" before spewing that bullshit.

A2

**HavingFun407** · 08-14-21 09:28

Long time viewer, first time post.

Visiting Orlando and went to Ocean Star on 535 north of the Osceola Parkway, in the plaza with the Cricket Store. Arrived at 9:30 at night and greeted by a brunette about 5'4". Difficult to understand, but I think her name is Ricki. Nice "C" rack and probably in he late 20's or early 30's. Immediately dropped her top to showcase her tits and asking what I wanted to do with her pussy. Started with a table shower with her cleaning everything, nude sliding with the sound effects, and teasing the boys. Once cleaned, flipped for more cleaning, sliding, and an awesome BBBJ. Had to pause for tit licking and sucking, and ass play as I was ready to bust and wanted to get to the room.

Back in the room, continued a great BBBJ taking it all the way to the base. After a few minutes she offered DATY, but passed. FS is available, but her BBBJ was so good. Lots of ass play and tit licking and sucking. Provided a great view in several positions with FIV and attempted FIA but didn't like or allow. Having built up tensions I blew a load in her mouth and she took it all and stayed there to make sure she got it all. Left spit it out.

Returned to clean and provide a great deep tissue massage with back walk that I really needed. Damage $$ for the hr. Provided a water on the way out and introduced to Mia, cute 20 something, with Ricki (placing my hand in her dress to grab a handful and an invitation by Mia to see her next time.

Will definitely return.

**ChochaMonger** · 08-14-21 08:55

Originally Posted by Fred5568 [View Original Post]

Anybody been to the place in winter springs on 434 I think it's called Asian spa and massage.

Hi,

First post here actually, so new to posting but not to the forum.

There's only one attendant at this place, very very skinny, mid 40's, looked like just woke up so I'm guessing never busy, ok massage and pricey handshake at $.5 fully clothed but allowed OTR not that there's anything to grab.

**Baxter11** · 08-14-21 08:47

Originally Posted by Fred5568 [View Original Post]

Anybody been to the place in winter springs on 434 I think it's called Asian spa and massage.

I have been several times. Nice place. Cute girls, above average massage and standard HE. Standard pricing and tip. Overall very enjoyable experience. There are a few reviews on the board, search Winter Springs.

**Indian River** · 08-14-21 08:39

Wife and I walk into a Phoenix restaurant.

Hello.

Hi, table for two, please.

Sure, and your name.

Smith.

Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?

We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?

Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.

Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?

Um.

And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?

Um.

Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great.

Um. Let me get the manager for you.

That would be awesome.

**ElRookie** · 08-14-21 08:30

Originally Posted by MagicHeadBalls [View Original Post]

If you like thick women, you can try BO. I saw 2 thick women in the line up 2 days ago.

Lisa is Colombian. Only a little bit thick. D cups tits. Pretty face. Young.

Bunny is White. Thicker body. Very big DD cups. Cute face. Younger. Early 20's.

They are about the same height. They are both very curvy.

At the end, I chose Bunny. She had more meats. Total was $$.

Awesome thanks for the info!

**Jiat2001** · 08-13-21 23:44

Originally Posted by MarcAlec [View Original Post]

After searching through potential afternoon delights and having no luck went to MLK where I have had plenty of dreams. Kiko was there but the older lady took my donation led me to a room where I could hear a mans voice arguing. They left me there for 15 min where I got dressed and was walking out. Knocked on the side of the curtained room an Kiko ran out right when a disheveled looking gal said she was ready. Not happy about waiting I considered but then looked at the gal and could only think that she had been dreaming, waking up and dreaming again way too many times, I left. Kiko had attitude which was a perfect opportunity to tell the pimp to F Off. On the way home stopped at You where the little gal giggled the whole time, so lackluster that I now am in search of a UTR, these AMPs are going way down hill due to the popularity.

What little gal at You Massage?

Jiat2001.

**NeonJesus** · 08-13-21 21:27

Originally Posted by Dugglc [View Original Post]

You don't know what that monger did or said to get her riled up though. I'm sure she can get nasty if you push her buttons, but she generally has a very pleasant personality. I can only imagine the stupid idiots she has to deal with all day every day. If guys will call on the phone and ask flat out about sex acts can you imagine what she gets in person? I don't think it has anything to do with business or how much they take in. It is the idiots and probably disrespectful morons that try everything they can think up to take advantage of the girls. You just happened to get caught up in it is all. Or at least it interrupted your visit anyway. The service there is as good as it has ever been though. Are they busy? I'm sure certain times of day they are since the AMP scene is on fire right now. Is business slow? I highly doubt it by the help requests I get daily and the traffic on this forum I think they are doing just fine. Does Kiko have bad days? I'm sure she does just like we all do. As everyone knows Kiko runs a tight ship. She doesn't put up with anyone abusing her girls or doing stupid shit.

Couldn't agree more. I've run into Kiko on days when she's a little grouchy, but 9 times out of 10, she is a total sweetheart and is always asking me if I had a good time and making sure everything runs as smooth as possible. I have recently stayed away, because the last few times I've went they've been busy, and I'm leery of spending too much time at places that attract that much attention, but I will definitely not hesitate to go back when the time is right. Maybe this weekend.