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**JohnMadden1990** · 08-10-21 11:27

Originally Posted by LowKeyMongerin [View Original Post]

Great review man. Thanks haven't been to DH in years. I feel my time is coming to go at least to try once again.

Yeah they have great talent like Karen, Cristina and Brenda just to name a few.

**Sticky** · 08-10-21 09:18

I tried a new place (at least for me) on Van Doren.

I parked and waited for final details of how to get in. As I was waiting I saw a young guy, maybe early 20's. I though he may be the look out, but when I went in it turns out he was just another monger. Nice to see the young uns picking up the tradition. Someone has to do it when all our dicks go limp.

So, met Thalia. Colombian, about 22, about 5'-9", D's that look fake, but are not, a thin waist and an ass to kill for. Long dark hair to her waist and a very pretty face.

I took the hh at. 8 and was only interested in a BJ. She knew how to suck a dick! About 10 minutes in I broke down and just had to fuck her. Ran another 10 minutes, but no knock.

The house mother was cool, but no English at all. We managed.

As I was leaving I see the other monger leaving as well. Get this, the dude had his bike, as in bicycle, chained up out front. What next a skateboard?

This was a little out of my way, it well worth it. Will definitely repeat.

**Qnz718** · 08-10-21 08:26

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**LowKeyMongerin** · 08-09-21 21:23

Originally Posted by JohnMadden1990 [View Original Post]

Provider's Name: Karen.

Pictures Accurate: yes just like the pics.

Date of Visit: 08/07.

Donation / Time Spent: 80/20 mins+50 tip=130 total.

On Saturday night I finally got my chance to check out Karen, a tall freaky curly hair thick Dominican MILF. When I got in, I seen some many girls there Wow! The lineup was 10 ladies; Cristina, Karen, Gaby, Luz, Pamela, Nicole, Pily, Kelly, Ivanna and Brenda. So many options to choose from in all shapes and sizes LOL. I started off giving Karen one card, who had a room on the main floor. I was happy to learn she spoke English as she told me to relax and began helping me undress. Karen even offered me bbj which I kindly declined for now as I usually don't indulge in that until I know it's worth it. She started out with mad foreplay kissing my neck and ears before shoving her titties in my mouth. I was pretty rock hard after this. She offered me daty as well which I also declined. Finally she began the CBJ which was all kinds of crazy from licking, ball sucking and deepthroating non stop. After a few minutes she came up and said you ready to fuck. I don't remember if I hesitated to answer or just told her to keep going, but that is exactly what she did. It got to the point where I told her yeah I'm going to need that bbj. Karen was laughing and said "you didn't think I was this good papi". I'm like "nahhh, but don't worry now I know". She quoted me 50 to swallow every drop, her words. I told her you do it and I got you. She offered me her ass too, but I said no thank you, I don't do that. The knock came and I had to extend with a second card. Karen goes like "now I'm really going to slurp on that dick". She was not playing no games as she quickly cleaned me up and proceeded to suck me dry. She even kept going until I was limp and had to pry her off. As I laid there being wiped up, all I could think about was maybe next time I'll get a chance to see how that pussy feel because today there was no stopping that mouth. I gave her the 50 tip as promised, we hugged and kissed goodbye before I was on my way. Karen said come back to see her again and next time she would show me her massage skills as well. Glad to see she is staying for this week as well.

Great review man. Thanks haven't been to DH in years. I feel my time is coming to go at least to try once again.

**JohnMadden1990** · 08-09-21 17:46

Provider's Name: Karen.

Pictures Accurate: yes just like the pics.

Date of Visit: 08/07.

Donation / Time Spent: 80/20 mins+50 tip=130 total.

On Saturday night I finally got my chance to check out Karen, a tall freaky curly hair thick Dominican MILF. When I got in, I seen some many girls there Wow! The lineup was 10 ladies; Cristina, Karen, Gaby, Luz, Pamela, Nicole, Pily, Kelly, Ivanna and Brenda. So many options to choose from in all shapes and sizes LOL. I started off giving Karen one card, who had a room on the main floor. I was happy to learn she spoke English as she told me to relax and began helping me undress. Karen even offered me bbj which I kindly declined for now as I usually don't indulge in that until I know it's worth it. She started out with mad foreplay kissing my neck and ears before shoving her titties in my mouth. I was pretty rock hard after this. She offered me daty as well which I also declined. Finally she began the CBJ which was all kinds of crazy from licking, ball sucking and deepthroating non stop. After a few minutes she came up and said you ready to fuck. I don't remember if I hesitated to answer or just told her to keep going, but that is exactly what she did. It got to the point where I told her yeah I'm going to need that bbj. Karen was laughing and said "you didn't think I was this good papi". I'm like "nahhh, but don't worry now I know". She quoted me 50 to swallow every drop, her words. I told her you do it and I got you. She offered me her ass too, but I said no thank you, I don't do that. The knock came and I had to extend with a second card. Karen goes like "now I'm really going to slurp on that dick". She was not playing no games as she quickly cleaned me up and proceeded to suck me dry. She even kept going until I was limp and had to pry her off. As I laid there being wiped up, all I could think about was maybe next time I'll get a chance to see how that pussy feel because today there was no stopping that mouth. I gave her the 50 tip as promised, we hugged and kissed goodbye before I was on my way. Karen said come back to see her again and next time she would show me her massage skills as well. Glad to see she is staying for this week as well.

**JohnMadden1990** · 08-09-21 16:58

Wow I seen 4 in today's ad; Dalayla, Amanda, Lulu and Sury!! Gentlemen, I have included these pics for your convenience and viewing pleasures. If anyone goes to see them, please let the rest of us know how they are I might have to go check them before the weekend myself.

**WyldLobo** · 08-09-21 15:35

Originally Posted by WhiteValance [View Original Post]

Talk about a lackluster level of experience. As many have written before me, this is the type of shit that makes you rethink about this whole hobby.

This happened last week but only now I get to share this. Luckily I saved the pics because I don't see the ad anymore.

Usually I only go for providers that have some kind of verification like snap or ig. This one offered FaceTime which to me, if you offer that it means serious enough for me not to ask for it. Sent her a text which showed up blue which corroborated my theory of her being able to do so but I was on the fence still. The place was a motel on queens Blvd. I opted to go for half (first mistake) which was 100 ss and 150 half.

Now I'm a few minutes away and my Batman senses are tingling so I text her saying I'm a few minutes away and ask her to FaceTime verify which she goes off saying I'm wasting her time and I had to wait because she was busy. Mind you I was waking to the place and the ad offered things. Instead of turning away (second mistake) I was already committed to the mission and the pics looked too good to be false LOL.

I wait half fukin hour which I never do but this was at night and I did not want to go to Roosevelt or south to BK to see another blk provider. Had I known about the dh I would have def have gone there instead. I wanted a mix in my rotation and this felt like the right flavor.

I message her again and she acts like I never texted her before. I go along and pretend I'm someone new she's texting and say I'm ready outside. She gives me the info and I walked up. I had never seen rooms likes this and this one is small. I thought she was Spanish but apparently not. She's from the south. The room does not smell but it seems like she's not ok on the head or just smoked a lot of joints. Something was off. She's naked when she opened the door which was a first for me. I was at least glad the pics were real but this is all that is good. We get on the bed and the way I'm facing she is like watching tv. I've never had a provider that was so disengaged as this one. She offers bbj and raw as well which I was shocked and decline. She starts with the CBJ. After a few sucky minutes she stops and starts to move which I'm thinking let's do cg which she says no. She puts her head down and I'm thinking this is not going to be good. I start hitting doggie which she's just laying there with some sounds. I'm like this isn't going to work. I tell her mish which she asks if I pop that way. So I tell her yes darling which she accepts and pop in the bag. The box was not tight but not too lose. She then cleans up and lifts a trash bag for me to put the bag which she says sorry. I ask her why and she moves the bag which has many wrappings which I say good for you making money right. We briefly chit chat and she says she's 23 and not from here as well.

One of the worst experiences. The body was tight and so good looking but the brain was not there at all.

Videos won't upload if anybody wants it pm.

Yea, I kept a eye on her for a while. She post on LC with vids. Her tits look good but this hobby sometimes is hit or miss.

**WhiteValance** · 08-09-21 02:28

Talk about a lackluster level of experience. As many have written before me, this is the type of shit that makes you rethink about this whole hobby.

This happened last week but only now I get to share this. Luckily I saved the pics because I don't see the ad anymore.

Usually I only go for providers that have some kind of verification like snap or ig. This one offered FaceTime which to me, if you offer that it means serious enough for me not to ask for it. Sent her a text which showed up blue which corroborated my theory of her being able to do so but I was on the fence still. The place was a motel on queens Blvd. I opted to go for half (first mistake) which was 100 ss and 150 half.

Now I'm a few minutes away and my Batman senses are tingling so I text her saying I'm a few minutes away and ask her to FaceTime verify which she goes off saying I'm wasting her time and I had to wait because she was busy. Mind you I was waking to the place and the ad offered things. Instead of turning away (second mistake) I was already committed to the mission and the pics looked too good to be false LOL.

I wait half fukin hour which I never do but this was at night and I did not want to go to Roosevelt or south to BK to see another blk provider. Had I known about the dh I would have def have gone there instead. I wanted a mix in my rotation and this felt like the right flavor.

I message her again and she acts like I never texted her before. I go along and pretend I'm someone new she's texting and say I'm ready outside. She gives me the info and I walked up. I had never seen rooms likes this and this one is small. I thought she was Spanish but apparently not. She's from the south. The room does not smell but it seems like she's not ok on the head or just smoked a lot of joints. Something was off. She's naked when she opened the door which was a first for me. I was at least glad the pics were real but this is all that is good. We get on the bed and the way I'm facing she is like watching tv. I've never had a provider that was so disengaged as this one. She offers bbj and raw as well which I was shocked and decline. She starts with the CBJ. After a few sucky minutes she stops and starts to move which I'm thinking let's do cg which she says no. She puts her head down and I'm thinking this is not going to be good. I start hitting doggie which she's just laying there with some sounds. I'm like this isn't going to work. I tell her mish which she asks if I pop that way. So I tell her yes darling which she accepts and pop in the bag. The box was not tight but not too lose. She then cleans up and lifts a trash bag for me to put the bag which she says sorry. I ask her why and she moves the bag which has many wrappings which I say good for you making money right. We briefly chit chat and she says she's 23 and not from here as well.

One of the worst experiences. The body was tight and so good looking but the brain was not there at all.

Videos won't upload if anybody wants it pm.

**WhiteValance** · 08-09-21 01:54

Finally decided to take the plunge and move up the ladder and get some XP.

I don't know why many guys here take time not to see this. First of all let me start this by saying that if you don't speak Spanish it's in your best interest to start doing so I will explain later. Also follow instructions.

Texted the number on the ad and was given clear instructions how to get there. I show up, knock on the door and a lady let's me in. I go and sit in the main area. Now here is where the board helps you out by other fellow soldiers that go in the battle for us to recon for this type of info. I'm sitting there and there's like 5 other soldiers ready to enter the battle. Now when you come to a place like this you have to keep your eyes peeled because I had no idea the guy in the back is the one that gives you the golden cards. So I'm there just sitting and they call the girls out. They come and sit and if anybody likes them they give them the card. At this point I realize how to get the cards and go and get me couple of them. I sit back down waiting for some more talent to come up and finally decide to go with Luz for 2 cards. Now here is where the language comes in. I have no idea how some of you do this on the phone with translate or without it. That must be tough. As we go up I start talking to her in English which she's ok with it but when we get in and I start talking in Spanish she just gives off a different energy. I start asking her questions and talking about her body and she's dancing and gets on doggie in the bed and says oh yeah papi lick my ass and in my head I'm like gtfo. So I kiss her ass cheeks and play with my finger a bit there. Now she gets up and we take the clothes off and she starts with the whole spraying and asks me to get to the edge of the bed. She offers bbj for extra which I decline and she puts the cover on and starts which is not bad. I then ask her to do 69 just for me to admire the view as that usually leads to reverse cg. She's doing her thing and I'm playing with her ass. She then mounts as expected and rides for a while. I then ask her to face me now and this is something that I noticed recently. Majority of these chicks mount regular cg but position their body at an angle like they don't want to see you. WTF is that. Is this something they always do or they don't like what they are doing or what. I don't know. So then I start playing with her tits which she gets the hint and now faces me full on. We stay like that for a while and I'm thinking how the fuck am I going to measure for time because I was not close. I also did not have more cards on me but I had money. I then ask to go mish and we are talking and she likes what I'm saying I guess and I'm trying to focus here and go a little hard which she says to go easy. I now lose my rhythm and keep trying to focus but it's not going to happen. I tell her this and she says it's ok papi massage. Now I don't go much to massages but she does these things that seems like she knows what she is doing and it's cracking the right bones. We talk a bit and she says I owe her a nut. I go downstairs and because this is my first rodeo I can't leave yet because I can get more cards. I'm not sure what happens if you get extra cards and don't use them. I'm pretty sure they don't give you money back so I go and sit with no cards yet. I'm just checking out the talent. At this time there's more guys waiting snd after a while the mamasan seems to tell guys they got to get a move on and couple guys give 1 card to move about. Now this is where I learned how they know. She had an app that keeps tracking this info I guess to go knocking later on. So we are there just waiting and the door opens from where we can see from the waiting area and my guess is the young Dominican. Guys get up trying to snatch that and someone goes in which the crowd doesn't seem to like. LOL. Youth is a ***** for woman huh. Everybody wants to hit that. Most of the talent is starting at least on their 30's pushing 40 easy. So no wonder the younger talent are way more sought after. So I'm just there still waiting to see if there's anything else I haven't seen and long and behold I see a Dominican Pily. That was right up my alley so I get up because she's coming from the back and I get 2 more cards. And here we go again I start talking to her in English snd she seems so lost and just quiet. Once we get to the room, which is like a fukin cardboard because there is no physical door so we can hear it all, I switch and starts talking in Dominican Spanish which her face changed instantly. We chat and she's really nice it seems. We do the spray thing and again on the edge of the bed and then this time she mounts cg and stays upright. That was really nice. She's skinny with a nice sized set of fake knockers. She's smiling and I'm finally enjoying it. I tried not to think so much how small and claustrophobic the place is since we went to the basement this time. I then ask for mish and the box feel tight. I focus enough to pop on the bag and she fixes the ac or fan that's in there on me which we chat up a bit more. From my recon it seems like this one is a rotating one and there's a few that are permanent. She said she was not from this area which makes me think they switch a lot in their talent pool. As I'm leaving there's another one coming thru the front door and is being told to move their car from the door lady LOL.

For the price and the Latin talent they have this is definitely a good spot. I went in a time that seemed to be busy so I have to find a schedule that is not so busy. Overall good experience. My experience with these Latin chick is regardless of how fuked their body may seem if you complement them a little they tend to give a better experience. At least this time also worked well.

Would repeat? Absofukinlutely.

Damage 4 cards.

I have to say I wish their text would explicitly say who is there because unless they were busy it did not seem to have that many. Of course unless they have more rooms hidden in that place because that is also highly probable.

So for the guys that just keep asking questions go out there and toftt as well damn it. Just be smart, do your research and provide intel too.

One more thing. WTF is with these guys taking such crappy pics. I would say the actual are better then these back shots they post so don't let stop you. Just check it out.

**TheMArk99** · 08-08-21 12:35

Hey guys,

Just wanted to know if anybody knows what's the lineup at the 78 spot aka garages for today.

Thanks in advance.

**JohnMadden1990** · 08-07-21 23:50

Originally Posted by LueVee420 [View Original Post]

Took a couple days off LOL but any info if she's there, they put a pic of her blonde hair / blue dress lmk guys. Had her while back around pandemic, she not the best looker but she suck dick very well bbj!

I finally just tried her and damn she can suck dick crazy.

**BeatSpace91** · 08-07-21 14:50

Last night I did the opposite of my habit and played the game on a Friday night and haven been to V. I. P. And saw the menu and was intrigued. V. I. P. Had extended hours and I've been seeing the menu and I was intrigued.

2 call system paid and got my token only one girl was working her name was "honey" brunette with aftermarket cannons and.

Venezuelan MILF nice tits decent ass the usual. Her English was pretty good. Sprayed me down with alcohol grabbed the boys and said how big I was was she was putting the shield on. The CBJ was a nice welcome after being off the grid for awhile. She teases me and I mount. Box is pretty snug so I ease into it. About 10 strokes in she speaking a mix of Spanish that I can decipher but I assumed she enjoyed it only did this position and I finally blow in the bag. She flops on the bed and says "thank you I needed that" so usually they just hand you a paper towel and clean off. No she tells me to lay on the bed and she just bust out crying. She tells me her story about her possibly dead husband and her mom in Georgia and in my head I just go "WTF" I console her and she starts telling me about her English classes and it goes on for about 10 minutes. We even touch on race relations in the US and the current state of NYC. I love getting cerebral but I need graphs to explain this. She apologizes and I tip 20 and go on my way tbh I'm not sure what happened but there's a first for everything I'm going to give it 7. 6 just because everything was spot on she also mentioned this was her first time there so idk.

First time in awhile I'm thinking about all this from an ethics standpoint and eh.

As always be safe and pee after sex.

**BeatSpace91** · 08-07-21 14:00

Originally Posted by EscoTrash [View Original Post]

Who was this?

I'm super reluctant to write the review but her name is Honey. Really sweet girl but that wasn't expected in the slightest.

**Mustang69** · 08-07-21 13:24

Originally Posted by OffTheDeezy [View Original Post]

Most garages are still up and running, 76,78 and most of the LMPs are still there on the Rosie stroll. Kings is still alive, and DH is super expensive for not so good talent IMO. Bella's is still around, lmk if you need the number.

Also would like the info on the garage scene, looking for something new.

**SuperMenXl** · 08-07-21 12:05

Spot / Doll house.

Provider name Ivanna.

Body: enhancement.

Damage $40 flat no tip / propina.

Unrushed / she didn't use phone.

Been hitting my old stomping grounds dh a lot recently averaging 4 out 7 trips a week.

Most recent adventure was last night it was packed house 10 johns waiting I took Ivanna her first day back in trap she looks good sexy in her late 30's she said and easy talk to maybe cause I know Spanish. She friendly is all brownie points she gets from me. She didn't rush past knock. But she does waste a lot time cleaning, whipping everything goes down hill literally my jr lost the rhythm got soft even after BJ she did it all over again whipe and spraying herself head to toe. Then the bed. Then her cloths I've never seen neat freak like this. I'm sure she went thru 4 bottles spray if I was V aka CEO of dh I would took it out her pay. She not that popular from reviews I read on other private group chats. The Bronx spot she was at Thursday didn't even call her back for second day usually they have girl for 2 days if she elite and popular.