Massage Parlor Reports

[OrdLover]

So we had a question a while back about who had largest breast. Which most of us agreed to the answers. Now here a new one. Who have the biggest areola and who have the longest / biggest nipples?

Anyone? I personally have no one right now.

[MwmChicago]

What's the standard tip for the $160 Asian apartment girls? I've done AMPs many times but never the apt girls and want to try one out tomorrow. Thanks!

No way! I found that going to to three times a week really builds your rapport with most providers. They like clients they can trust. However, it can get boring. For them and you. You may run out of things to talk about with the limited English. But I find spending time and talking with them can build trust also. Don't worry about them thinking any less of you for going more often, they actually prefer to know their clients. I hope that answers your question. If you're not getting good service from a regular girl, switch.

Will they talk about you? Sure. Just don't give them too much to talk about! They talk about every client between themselves. Seriously, what else do they have to talk about? I sit on the couch with the girls during downtime. Mostly they talked about who's a good Tipper, mongers who takes too long to finish, limp dicks or the guys who grope way too much. Some are very secretive about their clients though. They know the other girls will try to steal the good clients. One thing I can tell you. They will take a customer in that they don't like. It's very hard for the greedy ones to turn somebody away. But if you have a good relationship everything should be good..

[Silver6933]

Any input on this location? I was going to book an appointment, but want to see if anyone has any experience with it.

https://www.atsparadise.com/SecretSpa/2ct.html

[ChiGuy489]

Anyone been here in north ave? I notice the AMP never get discussed here.

[JustAMonger]

Mostly out of curiosity. How often do people go to MPs? And, if you have a regular / favorite provider, do you ever feel like you shouldn't go too often?

I mean, I have a favorite, and I see her maybe 2-3 x per month, but I feel like if I came in twice in the same week, they'd be talking about me behind my back, kind of rolling their eyes, even though I know I must be considered a good customer. Not that I could afford to do that every week anyway.

No way! I found that going to to three times a week really builds your rapport with most providers. They like clients they can trust. However, it can get boring. For them and you. You may run out of things to talk about with the limited English. But I find spending time and talking with them can build trust also. Don't worry about them thinking any less of you for going more often, they actually prefer to know their clients. I hope that answers your question. If you're not getting good service from a regular girl, switch.

Will they talk about you? Sure. Just don't give them too much to talk about! They talk about every client between themselves. Seriously, what else do they have to talk about? I sit on the couch with the girls during downtime. Mostly they talked about who's a good Tipper, mongers who takes too long to finish, limp dicks or the guys who grope way too much. Some are very secretive about their clients though. They know the other girls will try to steal the good clients. One thing I can tell you. They will take a customer in that they don't like. It's very hard for the greedy ones to turn somebody away. But if you have a good relationship everything should be good.

This spring I was seeing a girl in a spa two to three times a week, we really clicked. The owner has a couple more spas and they all stay in the same apartment. I'd love to be a fly on the wall or a mouse in the corner and know Chinese, I could probably write a book. Anyhow, the girl I was seeing left but informed the rest of the staff what I like, what I tip and everything else. I had previously saw everybody else on the staff, some good sessions some not so good. When the owner texted me there was a new girl I went to see her. I actually met her at a different Spa. The other girls were kind of pissed the owner didn't recommend me to them, but I had already seen them and was comfortable with the girl I was seeing already. The truth is, they always get more mileage out of a new girl! Just that phrase "new girl" stimulates business. Anyhow, there was some overlap so the New Girl and old favorite could talk, so the new girl picked right up where the old girl left off.

At a different spa, this winter, I met this cute little Taiwanese girl. I want to see her and had a great session. She gave me her WeChat. Before I knew it she had left the spa. Went down to Indiana. Too far. But she gave my WeChat to her "sister". I thought it was going to be great but I was mistaken, service just wasn't as good and she got pissed at me when I didn't want to pay her price for a naked handjob. She knew what the other girl was charging and tried to charge the same. She even told me! That ruined the session I felt. Right after the session she deleted my WeChat!

Sorry about the ramble.

[Amplitude]

Mostly out of curiosity. How often do people go to MPs? And, if you have a regular / favorite provider, do you ever feel like you shouldn't go too often?

I mean, I have a favorite, and I see her maybe 2-3 x per month, but I feel like if I came in twice in the same week, they'd be talking about me behind my back, kind of rolling their eyes, even though I know I must be considered a good customer. Not that I could afford to do that every week anyway.

It's 20 years ago now. But I was driving out to Rainbow in Rockford and bangin that beautiful, big titty Jay every Friday night. Made sure we had the jacuzzi room and everything. Mama and the other girls called me Jay's husband. Lots of money spent there. But compared to someone's actual husband? A steal.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Mostly out of curiosity. How often do people go to MPs? And, if you have a regular / favorite provider, do you ever feel like you shouldn't go too often?

I mean, I have a favorite, and I see her maybe 2-3 x per month, but I feel like if I came in twice in the same week, they'd be talking about me behind my back, kind of rolling their eyes, even though I know I must be considered a good customer. Not that I could afford to do that every week anyway.

Self confidence my friend. If you want to see her go see her. Don't worry about anything else. They love self confidence also.

[Jay117]

Mostly out of curiosity. How often do people go to MPs? And, if you have a regular / favorite provider, do you ever feel like you shouldn't go too often?

I mean, I have a favorite, and I see her maybe 2-3 x per month, but I feel like if I came in twice in the same week, they'd be talking about me behind my back, kind of rolling their eyes, even though I know I must be considered a good customer. Not that I could afford to do that every week anyway.

[ApplePiePussy]

L1 HJ, L2 BJ, L3 FS. L2 can be covered BJ or uncovered BBBJ.

So if it's the same amount of letters, why not just use the actual terms?

[SmileySam]

She's a sweetheart. This was my first time at CLM so I just did hhr with no extras. Sexy body and a great attitude. Recommend.

Just a 1/2 hour naked massage? Does she have a fake rack?

[Wood Street]

This site used to have the terms L1, L1, L3 defined in Abbreviations, but they are not listed anymore. I forgot what L1, L2, L3 stand for. Please tell me. Always trying to increase my vocabulary.

L1 HJ, L2 BJ, L3 FS. L2 can be covered BJ or uncovered BBBJ.

[Yoni Sniffer]

Hope this is okay to ask -- What are upcharge rates like at CLM, particularly for L2 uncovered?

This site used to have the terms L1, L1, L3 defined in Abbreviations, but they are not listed anymore. I forgot what L1, L2, L3 stand for. Please tell me. Always trying to increase my vocabulary.

[IAmTheManyo]

She's a sweetheart. This was my first time at CLM so I just did hhr with no extras. Sexy body and a great attitude. Recommend.

[Jinurso]

Everyone hit the nail on the head with this one. Athletic blonde MILF. Got basic FS did not try for daty, up sell was 1 for me but YMMV. Nice personality and definitely puts in the effort.

Pretty much all the girls were hiding behind the stairs so didnt get a great look.

Did see a cute tatted hipster brunette but did not engage in conversation.

The tatted hipster was probably Mila. Not to be confused with Mia who is also a tatted hipster. But Mia is a redhead and Mila is a brunette. Yeah, it's confusing to me too.

[ChicagoGoer]

Everyone hit the nail on the head with this one. Athletic blonde MILF. Got basic FS did not try for daty, up sell was 1 for me but YMMV. Nice personality and definitely puts in the effort.

Pretty much all the girls were hiding behind the stairs so didn’t get a great look.

Did see a cute tatted hipster brunette but did not engage in conversation.