Buffalo Grove / Wheeling / Arlington heights

**GMan25** · 08-07-21 23:37

Originally Posted by SlowLee7 [View Original Post]

It was 9:15 pm the other night and I was driving by U Massage on Dundee and decided to try something new. A chubby Chinese woman in her 40's took me to the room with the standard "take off, I come back". The massage started and it was a good deep massage. Didn't have any expectations so I was just enjoying a good massage for a short while. Then, 30 minutes into the hour, Vicki became very interested in my ass, spreading my cheeks and poking around. I'm thinking "Well, that was different". She continued on with the massage and before the flip, she loaded a bunch of oil on my ass and, sure enough, went full finger up the ass. Eventually, I was asked to turn over and the "full finger" became more than a full finger as she was working the whole area. I didn't stop her but, at times, I almost asked her to stop because it was pretty intense. As I walked out, I wasn't sure WTF just happened. Still don't know if I enjoyed the hour or not.

I have experienced similar things at other places. For some reason some providers think all mongers like / want a finger inserted up their ass, especially during a HJ. Quite frankly, it does nothing for me.

There must be enough guys out there reinforcing this (asking for prostate massage etc) or when the provider just does it, enough dudes out there are reinforcing the perception that it drives all guys wild by getting harder and blowing their load quickly. If any of you go in and experience the same treatment, please post for those that like that sort of thing, and also to inform those who don't.

**GMan25** · 08-07-21 23:33

Originally Posted by SlowLee7 [View Original Post]

It was 9:15 pm the other night and I was driving by U Massage on Dundee and decided to try something new. A chubby Chinese woman in her 40's took me to the room with the standard "take off, I come back". The massage started and it was a good deep massage. Didn't have any expectations so I was just enjoying a good massage for a short while. Then, 30 minutes into the hour, Vicki became very interested in my ass, spreading my cheeks and poking around. I'm thinking "Well, that was different". She continued on with the massage and before the flip, she loaded a bunch of oil on my ass and, sure enough, went full finger up the ass. Eventually, I was asked to turn over and the "full finger" became more than a full finger as she was working the whole area. I didn't stop her but, at times, I almost asked her to stop because it was pretty intense. As I walked out, I wasn't sure WTF just happened. Still don't know if I enjoyed the hour or not.

I have experienced similar things at other places. For some reason some providers think all mongers like / want a finger inserted up their ass, especially during a HJ. Quite frankly, it does nothing for me.

There must be enough guys out there reinforcing this (asking for prostate massage etc) or when the provider just does it, enough dudes out there are reinforcing the perception that it drives all guys wild by getting harder and blowing their load quickly.

**Vicdemoan** · 08-07-21 22:36

Originally Posted by HenryA77 [View Original Post]

Thanks for sharing so we don't have it too Appreciate it greatly.

But a Q. Do you like fake boobs? I do not. I'd rather have the flattest woman than fake. I really HATE how hard they feel, and frankly, how fake they often look.

I actively avoid women with fake. But I wonder if other guys like it? Or if the women get them as they THINK we want them, when we don't?

I don't mind really. I just like to see breasts period. "A" cups do nothing for me unless the rest of the package and service can compensate for it.

Hers were hard and looked so fake but again almost porn star-ish good!

**Vicdemoan** · 08-07-21 22:34

Originally Posted by Lemeduyu [View Original Post]

Besides an Illinois exchange although hers used to be an 847 that is almost verbatim for her old ads here.

Sounds good, BTW I wasn't trying to be an ass. I know nothing about her except for wanting to hit it. .

**Childish** · 08-07-21 17:15

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/65086084

Visited Maggie in Arlington Heights for 30 minutes. She was a great time. Bigger woman, obviously. She can really carry a conversation and enjoys talking. She gave a great BBBJ which is almost mandatory for me. Covered FS, but does not allow doggy. Another deal breaker for me is hygiene but, her hygiene was excellent. I attempted to contact her a second time but had no response from her. During our time together, she stated she was getting tired of providing and needed a break. Her in-call is an apartment in a great neighborhood. If you have any free time and enjoy her photos, I would suggest booking an appointment. I attempted to have a double, but it was unsuccessful. If anyone has contact info for another provider near this location, I would be interested in seeing them. Take care and be safe.

- Childish.

**Walker333** · 08-07-21 09:21

Originally Posted by SlowLee7 [View Original Post]

It was 9:15 pm the other night and I was driving by U Massage on Dundee and decided to try something new. A chubby Chinese woman in her 40's took me to the room with the standard "take off, I come back". The massage started and it was a good deep massage. Didn't have any expectations so I was just enjoying a good massage for a short while. Then, 30 minutes into the hour, Vicki became very interested in my ass, spreading my cheeks and poking around. I'm thinking "Well, that was different". She continued on with the massage and before the flip, she loaded a bunch of oil on my ass and, sure enough, went full finger up the ass. Eventually, I was asked to turn over and the "full finger" became more than a full finger as she was working the whole area. I didn't stop her but, at times, I almost asked her to stop because it was pretty intense. As I walked out, I wasn't sure WTF just happened. Still don't know if I enjoyed the hour or not.

I don't remember any Vicki there. It used to be a solid Chinese place with some older, unattractive talent (with just one exception a few years ago). IMHO, the report reads as one of those slightly edited, Hanging Balls' wet dream narrations. Although, everything is changing and who knows.

**Slow Lee7** · 08-07-21 00:47

It was 9:15 pm the other night and I was driving by U Massage on Dundee and decided to try something new. A chubby Chinese woman in her 40's took me to the room with the standard "take off, I come back". The massage started and it was a good deep massage. Didn't have any expectations so I was just enjoying a good massage for a short while. Then, 30 minutes into the hour, Vicki became very interested in my ass, spreading my cheeks and poking around. I'm thinking "Well, that was different". She continued on with the massage and before the flip, she loaded a bunch of oil on my ass and, sure enough, went full finger up the ass. Eventually, I was asked to turn over and the "full finger" became more than a full finger as she was working the whole area. I didn't stop her but, at times, I almost asked her to stop because it was pretty intense. As I walked out, I wasn't sure WTF just happened. Still don't know if I enjoyed the hour or not.

**SmileySam** · 08-05-21 13:39

Originally Posted by HenryA77 [View Original Post]

Thanks for sharing so we don't have it too Appreciate it greatly.
But a Q. Do you like fake boobs? I do not. I'd rather have the flattest woman than fake. I really HATE how hard they feel, and frankly, how fake they often look.
I actively avoid women with fake. But I wonder if other guys like it? Or if the women get them as they THINK we want them, when we don't?

I went to X only 1 time. The girl had fake boobs. Too big for her small body. They were hard and look just fake.

I really don't like the fake ones. Anything natural is preferable.

**Wenceslas** · 08-05-21 12:15

Originally Posted by HenryA77 [View Original Post]

Thanks for sharing so we don't have it too Appreciate it greatly.

But a Q. Do you like fake boobs? I do not. I'd rather have the flattest woman than fake. I really HATE how hard they feel, and frankly, how fake they often look.

I actively avoid women with fake. But I wonder if other guys like it? Or if the women get them as they THINK we want them, when we don't?

I think self-esteem issues with a lot of these women is rampant. That and the illusion that they would be more attractive for mongers is probably at the root of it. My only issue is if they get the bargain basement surgery. Those puppies seem to go out of alignment at some point not to mention the scars too.

**HenryA77** · 08-05-21 11:23

Originally Posted by Vicdemoan [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/65278028

Had a nightmare that for the only time ever in a hobbying experience, Incedible hard bolt ons, but they looked porn star good. Needless to say, I won't be back and do not recommend.

Thanks for sharing so we don't have it too Appreciate it greatly.

But a Q. Do you like fake boobs? I do not. I'd rather have the flattest woman than fake. I really HATE how hard they feel, and frankly, how fake they often look.

I actively avoid women with fake. But I wonder if other guys like it? Or if the women get them as they THINK we want them, when we don't?

**Lemeduyu** · 08-05-21 10:50

Originally Posted by Vicdemoan [View Original Post]

I don't know anything about her other than what Zena told me, but what makes you think this is her?

Besides an Illinois exchange although hers used to be an 847 that is almost verbatim for her old ads here.

**DMichaels69** · 08-05-21 10:30

I was wondering about her. Thanks for TOFTT.

Originally Posted by Vicdemoan [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/65278028

Had a nightmare that for the only time ever in a hobbying experience, I left a session mad and blue balled. She was nice, but man she was so impersonal. Thought she'd be different from her reviews, but no. I ABSOLUTELY hate when a provider puts a cover on you while you're limp. What is the fucking point? Really? Needless to say, I finally got hard from a decent CBJ. Later she tells me she really hates sucking dick. Gee thanks. She has an amazing rack. Thin body, but loose skin all over from age. No way in hell is she 39. Incedible hard bolt ons, but they looked porn star good. Anything I asked for was considered a fetish and up charged for. She told me instead of being upset I should have requested those specific acts prior to meeting. Because that is how dumbass hobbyists get caught for entrapment.

Anyway, she had to do mish and swung her legs up to really pound her, problem is now it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Like parking a BMX in an airport hangar. I couldn't feel a thing. Was just there to pound and bounce. Well the lack of personable contact wasn't working for me, so I pulled the slicker off and just started jerking myself off. When even that wouldn't work, I just got dressed and left. She asked me why I was leaving and I told her bc I wasn't into just pounding a hole. Needless to say, I won't be back and do not recommend.

**Dodge55** · 08-05-21 06:17

Originally Posted by Vicdemoan [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/65278028

Had a nightmare that for the only time ever in a hobbying experience, I left a session mad and blue balled. She was nice, but man she was so impersonal. Thought she'd be different from her reviews, but no. I ABSOLUTELY hate when a provider puts a cover on you while you're limp. What is the fucking point? Really? Needless to say, I finally got hard from a decent CBJ. Later she tells me she really hates sucking dick. Gee thanks. She has an amazing rack. Thin body, but loose skin all over from age. No way in hell is she 39. Incedible hard bolt ons, but they looked porn star good. Anything I asked for was considered a fetish and up charged for. She told me instead of being upset I should have requested those specific acts prior to meeting. Because that is how dumbass hobbyists get caught for entrapment.

Anyway, she had to do mish and swung her legs up to really pound her, problem is now it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Like parking a BMX in an airport hangar. I couldn't feel a thing. Was just there to pound and bounce. Well the lack of personable contact wasn't working for me, so I pulled the slicker off and just started jerking myself off. When even that wouldn't work, I just got dressed and left. She asked me why I was leaving and I told her bc I wasn't into just pounding a hole. Needless to say, I won't be back and do not recommend.

Hey Vic, sorry you had such a terrible experience, but thanks for letting all of us know!

**Vicdemoan** · 08-04-21 23:38

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/65278028

Had a nightmare that for the only time ever in a hobbying experience, I left a session mad and blue balled. She was nice, but man she was so impersonal. Thought she'd be different from her reviews, but no. I ABSOLUTELY hate when a provider puts a cover on you while you're limp. What is the fucking point? Really? Needless to say, I finally got hard from a decent CBJ. Later she tells me she really hates sucking dick. Gee thanks. She has an amazing rack. Thin body, but loose skin all over from age. No way in hell is she 39. Incedible hard bolt ons, but they looked porn star good. Anything I asked for was considered a fetish and up charged for. She told me instead of being upset I should have requested those specific acts prior to meeting. Because that is how dumbass hobbyists get caught for entrapment.

Anyway, she had to do mish and swung her legs up to really pound her, problem is now it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Like parking a BMX in an airport hangar. I couldn't feel a thing. Was just there to pound and bounce. Well the lack of personable contact wasn't working for me, so I pulled the slicker off and just started jerking myself off. When even that wouldn't work, I just got dressed and left. She asked me why I was leaving and I told her bc I wasn't into just pounding a hole. Needless to say, I won't be back and do not recommend.