Escort Reports

**GrayBeard01** · 08-05-21 19:38

Originally Posted by RMcLovin [View Original Post]

OK, this really made me laugh. I am a sick man.

Dude, at some point if an old lady who looks like that wants to get laid she should be paying you.

**RMcLovin** · 08-04-21 11:47

Originally Posted by BigMacDaddy [View Original Post]

Please, you can do better than this one. Set your standards higher.

OK, this really made me laugh. I am a sick man.

**Big Mac Daddy** · 08-03-21 23:13

Originally Posted by RysePhoenix [View Original Post]

How's it going? I'm looking into this "56" year old. Super petite and I like the pubes. She goes by Cricket bit told me her name is Laura. Saw her ad on them she has reviews. But I can't find info on her here or anywhere else. Just them. Wanted to know if somebody saw her before just so I can know if it's safe to pull the trigger.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cricket-...rington-860262#erotic.

Please don't see her. She's downright fugly and you'd be wasting your cash then dashing out the door. There are others you could see. Younger, prettier, and still breathing.

She not reviewed here for the reasons above. Further, the reviews on the ER site are likely fake. Please, you can do better than this one. Set your standards higher.

**RysePhoenix** · 08-03-21 19:22

How's it going? I'm looking into this "56" year old. Super petite and I like the pubes. She goes by Cricket bit told me her name is Laura. Saw her ad on them she has reviews. But I can't find info on her here or anywhere else. Just them. Wanted to know if somebody saw her before just so I can know if it's safe to pull the trigger.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cricket-...rington-860262#erotic.

**TheGatekeeper** · 07-18-21 14:48

Originally Posted by Chka98 [View Original Post]

Crazy as the day is long. Decent BBBJ, for 5 min then she had enough and freaked the f out. STAY AWAY.

I've probably seen her a half a dozen times of the last two years. The last time was three weeks ago and the same thing happened. Five minutes and she lost her shit started yelling about get out etc. She said the donation wasn't right even though we clearly discussed it. She was doing some serious texting right when I got there so I think she was setting something up for a delivery or something. On the other hand I've had some good experiences when she's not out of her mind. We all have way too much to lose by sticking around and making a scene.

I just left chalked it up to another bad experience.

**Chka98** · 07-18-21 11:08

Originally Posted by DragonHawk013 [View Original Post]

I saw her about 5 months ago and it was an ok time. For an older woman she has / had a good body and was tight. Location parking is sketchy (unless you park else ware and hoof it) and entrance to apartment is not great-1 way in / out on top of having to wait in a small hallway for her to send down the elevator. She didn't rush or clock watch. BBBJ and CFS for me, she came and needed a breather before finishing me off. Time / work didn't align for me to repeat, and since then reports of her have not been good, seems she has some worsening mental issues.

I'd pass- seems like having is decent time with her will be more of a miss then a hit now- maybe I just lucked out?

Crazy as the day is long. Decent BBBJ, for 5 min then she had enough and freaked the f out. STAY AWAY.

**DragonHawk013** · 07-03-21 10:38

Originally Posted by FreeLovinMarc [View Original Post]

https://eastern-connecticut.skiptheg...f/979941056641

Any reasons to avoid this one? Lookin to see her on the way to or from Jersey.

I saw her about 5 months ago and it was an ok time. For an older woman she has / had a good body and was tight. Location parking is sketchy (unless you park else ware and hoof it) and entrance to apartment is not great-1 way in / out on top of having to wait in a small hallway for her to send down the elevator. She didn't rush or clock watch. BBBJ and CFS for me, she came and needed a breather before finishing me off. Time / work didn't align for me to repeat, and since then reports of her have not been good, seems she has some worsening mental issues.

I'd pass- seems like having is decent time with her will be more of a miss then a hit now- maybe I just lucked out?

**Big Mac Daddy** · 07-03-21 09:51

Originally Posted by FreeLovinMarc [View Original Post]

https://eastern-connecticut.skiptheg...f/979941056641

Any reasons to avoid this one? Lookin to see her on the way to or from Jersey.

Originally Posted by Seekist [View Original Post]

That's a pass. As in NO.

Go to Htfd escort section, post 12022. Also search for Tania.

BMD.

**Seekist** · 07-03-21 07:17

Originally Posted by FreeLovinMarc [View Original Post]

https://eastern-connecticut.skiptheg...f/979941056641

Any reasons to avoid this one? Lookin to see her on the way to or from Jersey.

That's a pass. As in NO.

**FreeLovinMarc** · 07-02-21 15:33

https://eastern-connecticut.skiptheg...f/979941056641

Any reasons to avoid this one? Lookin to see her on the way to or from Jersey.

**Big Mac Daddy** · 04-19-21 14:29

Originally Posted by BlueDodge [View Original Post]

https://eastern-connecticut.skiptheg...t/002910878351

The ad is gone. Did it have her name? Just curious.

I'd be cautious about an overnight with anyone on a first visit. It bothers me that it's offered as it could lead to a setup and ambush whether incall or outcall.

Be safe out there!

BMD.

**Big Mac Daddy** · 04-19-21 14:14

Originally Posted by ILoveThatPoo [View Original Post]

https://waterbury.skipthegames.com/f...t/569354281648

I found only a shadow. Great ass pictures a d a sweet confirmation pic had me walking on sunshine my whole drive to New Britain. What I found when the door opened I thought "score"! After the door closed and the clothing came off AND I opened the curtains to let a little light in I was disappointed.

Beth is definitely a shadow of her former self. I could see where she once was a smoking hot probably stripper. She had the outline of a dancers body. Deflated tits, yellow teeth, and way too skinny. She did say she just gave birth six months ago and had a C-section to prove it.

Now in her defense I must say she had a really nice personality unfortunately as she stroking my cock getting nice and hard she was secret out of the bag. "I don't suck dick". I was only half disappointed because of the yellow brown teeth in her mouth. Needless to say Poo still got wood. I'm such a dirty old man. I asked her to get on top and then she said "I don't ride". Well the bag was already on so I took the plunge missionary. She is pretty flexible her knees almost touch her ears. I pounded away like a jack hammer. Rolled her on her side they flipped her over for an eventual doggy finish. Her fake moans did nothing for me so I focused on her tickling my balls.

The bag was filled I clean myself off let myself out. Passed her boyfriend on the stairwell, he looks like a nice clean cut young man, LOL.

Save yourself some money. I don't even think the q. V. Would be worth it as she doesn't suck dick.

Poo.

For what you got and didn't get, I'd call her a rip-off. At her rates, 100/150/200, minimal service, and misleading pics, you saved some of us that trip to sunnybrook farm. Thanks!

BMD.

**ILoveThatPoo** · 04-19-21 13:42

https://waterbury.skipthegames.com/f...t/569354281648

I found only a shadow. Great ass pictures a d a sweet confirmation pic had me walking on sunshine my whole drive to New Britain. What I found when the door opened I thought "score"! After the door closed and the clothing came off AND I opened the curtains to let a little light in I was disappointed.

Beth is definitely a shadow of her former self. I could see where she once was a smoking hot probably stripper. She had the outline of a dancers body. Deflated tits, yellow teeth, and way too skinny. She did say she just gave birth six months ago and had a C-section to prove it.

Now in her defense I must say she had a really nice personality unfortunately as she stroking my cock getting nice and hard she was secret out of the bag. "I don't suck dick". I was only half disappointed because of the yellow brown teeth in her mouth. Needless to say Poo still got wood. I'm such a dirty old man. I asked her to get on top and then she said "I don't ride". Well the bag was already on so I took the plunge missionary. She is pretty flexible her knees almost touch her ears. I pounded away like a jack hammer. Rolled her on her side they flipped her over for an eventual doggy finish. Her fake moans did nothing for me so I focused on her tickling my balls.

The bag was filled I clean myself off let myself out. Passed her boyfriend on the stairwell, he looks like a nice clean cut young man, LOL.

Save yourself some money. I don't even think the q. V. Would be worth it as she doesn't suck dick.

Poo.

**BlueDodge** · 02-15-21 00:22

https://eastern-connecticut.skiptheg...t/002910878351

**BBFreak** · 01-26-21 16:36

Originally Posted by ILoveThatPoo [View Original Post]

https://waterbury.skipthegames.com/f...e/691957220853

The one you get after eating the whole bag of potato chips or the whole pint of Haagen-das? Or the one after you got oral from Caddy?

I was lured in by the photo and the confirmation picture she sent. Pricing wasn't overly bad until I realized what I just paid for. I deserved a refund. Her place in Bristol is one of the nastiest, messy uncleaned places I have ever been in. It was so bad I wouldn't sit (if even there were a spot) or lay on the mattress on the floor. It's "memory foam" I was told. No thanks I want no memory of my encounter with you. I almost didn't even write it here but I need the therapy and want to save others from the nasty-ness.

There once may have been an attractive girl under her saggy tatted skin but she is gone. She may even have had nice teeth once too. The four teeth she still has are worn from what ever drug that eats them away. Like in any diet that dam temptation to grab the chips and ice cream is a strong one. Well, I was already there and she looked like she knew what she was doing so I dropped the cash and pants and she went to work.

Her head game is pretty average, slightly above because she moves her tongue well. I was enjoying myself just like I do when I eat them chips and ice cream. Dam, it was good, until I squirted. After I emptied my balls into her mouth I felt ashamed and unsatisfied wishing I could take it back. She seemed satisfied swallowing my sweetness. Nice enough personality but the downgraded looks and nasty, dirty house will keep me forever away from going back.

Poo.

Thanks for the review. Definitely saved me some cash. I believe she received another unfavorable review a couple months ago.