Massage Parlor Reports

[RiverSnorkler]

Ok so where is 1085? Doesn't sound familiar. Maybe it was a typo? Could it be smilers at 1185?

[LakeMana10]

Easy access to 1021 via Thurber to Broad. Had a great visit with newbie Ellie, said she arrived yesterday. Very cute, good attitude, early 30's, double D, no Daty. $. 7 house 1. 4 tip. Enjoy!

[AstroAndy]

Passing thru Prov this coming Thursday and was curious whether I should hit Smilers or 1021. FS is a requirement and BBBJ would be a bonus. Looks like Smilers has slightly better logistics in terms off highway access and parking but 1021 seems to get more and better press. Any help would be appreciated!

[EasiePeasie]

Second time at 1085 and another good experience, this time with Blue. Cute face, prob early 30's, and very pleasant. Fleshy but firm with nice assets. Got everything I came for and would repeat.

[ScottBoxster]

Good morning, I wanted to report a fantastic experience at Mineral Spring. I did not quite get the name of my masseuse, however, the TS was so-so, however, she was very friendly and nice and I felt at ease pretty quickly, short massage, then the flip, and she was very responsive as she asked what I wanted, and complied with everything requested. Overall an excellent experience. I found the woman at LG to be a bit more intimate, but, since they are closed, this filled the proverbial bill!

60 for house 150 tip.

[ScottBoxster]

Good morning, I wanted to report a fantastic experience at Mineral Spring. I did not quite get the name of my masseuse, however, the TS was so-so, however, she was very friendly and nice and I felt at ease pretty quickly, short massage, then the flip, and she was very responsive as she asked what I wanted, and complied with everything requested. Overall an excellent experience. I found the woman at LG to be a bit more intimate, but, since they are closed, this filled the proverbial bill!

[Sounds]

Maybe if we do some collective due diligence and let the perfectly well English speaking college chic answering the phone know that they need to stop with the upsell and have hotter chics, then maybe. Just maybe we may get this under control. 200 we allow today will easily become 250-300 in a few short years. Are you willing to fork that over for most of these non GFE half ass ruched services because that's what I see in the reviews and experienced. Something had to change.

AMPs are still one of the best values out there, especially compared to the STG women.

If you don't want to pay what they are asking don't. If you have better options please share.

[AsianYumYum]

Maybe if we do some collective due diligence and let the perfectly well English speaking college chic answering the phone know that they need to stop with the upsell and have hotter chics, then maybe. Just maybe we may get this under control. 200 we allow today will easily become 250-300 in a few short years. Are you willing to fork that over for most of these non GFE half ass ruched services because that's what I see in the reviews and experienced. Something had to change.

Thought you were saying it was like 200 total with house fee. Not that she wanted tip of 200 on top of house.

Only way the 200 tip would be worth considering IMO is if she was really hot and BBFS was available.

[Sounds]

She wanted 200 for the deed after I already paid the 70 house fee, sorry, if that's what some are into and forking over, that's crazy. Anyone who thinks this is beyond year 2000 like a monger stated then you are not helping.

Thought you were saying it was like 200 total with house fee. Not that she wanted tip of 200 on top of house.

Only way the 200 tip would be worth considering IMO is if she was really hot and BBFS was available.

[SwimSays]

Ok, let's figure this one out. All you mongers saying you're blowing $200 for full service. Are you spending $200 total, or house fee PLUS $200 tip? $200 total is reasonable going rate, $200 tip is CRAZY!

$70 to the house for the hour massage appointment, $140 to the masseuse as a tip for the effort. $210 total.

[AsianYumYum]

She wanted 200 for the deed after I already paid the 70 house fee, sorry, if that's what some are into and forking over, that's crazy. Anyone who thinks this is beyond year 2000 like a monger stated then you are not helping.

I don't get it, why do we over value beat up pussy? How is it that as paying customers we have to accept the terms as is and not have leverage? You all see the reaction when you say never mind or okay next time. They're quick to take it, whatever you have. It shouldn't have to be this way, no one is trying to short them but at the same time they shouldn't try to up sell or short us time, which I've seen quite many on reviews everywhere, is that acceptable now too?.

They have this young college age, well English spoken chic answering the phone at the front desk. Maybe she should stop acting like me no speak English and take down instructions that they need quality girls and there needs to be an understanding on prices for the type of services we're craving. Why are we still playing this game of hide and seek. We all know what this is about, enough with the watch out for LEO shit, you know the parlors give them their rental fee cut and why they're able to stay open. It's annoying how we're adults and playing these games.

Am I the only one feeling perturbed by this?

Ok, let's figure this one out. All you mongers saying you're blowing $200 for full service. Are you spending $200 total, or house fee PLUS $200 tip? $200 total is reasonable going rate, $200 tip is CRAZY!

[Sounds]

Definitely FS now. Always 70/140 for me. TS first. BeBe was really good, then there was a Suzi there that was amazing would try to give me two pops and lay with my till the hr was up if we were done. Last time in I asked her and got a different girl and wasn't too happy about it. Still always a good time there.

Ok, let's figure this one out. All you mongers saying you're blowing $200 for full service. Are you spending $200 total, or house fee PLUS $200 tip? $200 total is reasonable going rate, $200 tip is CRAZY!

Quoted BJs post. About $200 total. House is $70 with TS.

[50mag]

Ok, let's figure this one out. All you mongers saying you're blowing $200 for full service. Are you spending $200 total, or house fee PLUS $200 tip? $200 total is reasonable going rate, $200 tip is CRAZY!

[Sounds]

I sent you a detailed review of Smilers. Not happy with that place. Who are you guys forking over 200 and helping the up sell. This is getting ridiculous.

It's not the year 2000.

Standard rate there for FS and table shower.

[AsianYumYum]

Went to smilers last night and not sure if I want to go back. Thought I saw reviews on here that most guys were coming across young spinners or has this been exaggerations. I'd say it's the latter given that most mongers always think with the little guy, and seeing how he is down there, I think his views are skewed and some are not really looking at the faces.

All I came across was some women in their 40's with heavy make up asking 200 for FS. On my way out, I saw an Indian guy coming out, they must frequent this place because this is the 3rd time I've seen an Indian. Not that there's anything wrong with that but while laying on the table, she asked me if I was Indian or not? Here's my thing with Indian guys and I know some of them, they will fork over, without negotiations, whatever the massage girl asks and probably why she was trying to haggle me for 200. There was nothing about her to be worth 200. That is asinine crazy now, you can get a decent FS for the standard price that it should be and you have to deal with this. My guest is. Too many mongers are paying this price and now she thinks she's worth that much. I stood firm and say no. Some of us needs to start walking out and keep negotiating.

The only about that place though, it is immaculate, they do a good job keeping it clean and well maintained. The interiors looks well furnished and done like a 5 star hotel but that's where the compliment stops. Although I had a good FS with the provider, I wasn't happy with the high price and the quality. It was non rushed but it felt awkward at the same time. Anyhow, I was a little disappointed that this is the experience I got at smilers when I was so looking forward to it based on Intel.

Back to 1021 I go to see if I can score me a young spinner again. Unless things change at smilers, I'll give it a C-.