Massage Parlor Reports

[Fasted2010]

The other day, I drove by a Thai massage on Northwestern and Middlebelt. Since it's in Farmington Hills, I doubt that anything extra is available, but wondering if anyone has tried it.

[Tommy101]

Most guys on here likely won't relate to this. But does anyone else have super sensitive dick and hates it when a girl just cranks the hell out of it? Meaning full strokes up over the top of the head. 2 strokes like that and I'm done, and then if she keeps going it's so sensitive that it basically hurts. Terrible sensation, almost like blowing on a wound or something idk. It's all about staying right below the threshold of the head LOL. Then if I tell them "lower" and guide their hand, they go down to the base and crank hard up to the head which is awful. It's the reason I've actually grown to prefer DIY (it's that bad). Again, most guys will read this and be like WTF is this millennial pussy talking about LOL. But if there's any other millennial pussies out there, chime in with recommendations of girls who "get it". DM is fine. Every once in a while an old Asian will "get it" and it honestly makes up for the fact that they are old and unattractive (I never thought I'd say that! The only other one was Jazz. Damn she got it. But she's MIA. Lmk!

Problem with your generation is you need to toughen up your cocks. Smack the little guy around more often or use it more often and then someday you will appreciate the flapity slapity sound of the Asian jack hammer HJ. Keep jerking off you will get there.

[Member #6291]

Most guys on here likely won't relate to this. But does anyone else have super sensitive dick and hates it when a girl just cranks the hell out of it? Meaning full strokes up over the top of the head. 2 strokes like that and I'm done, and then if she keeps going it's so sensitive that it basically hurts. Terrible sensation, almost like blowing on a wound or something idk. It's all about staying right below the threshold of the head LOL. Then if I tell them "lower" and guide their hand, they go down to the base and crank hard up to the head which is awful. It's the reason I've actually grown to prefer DIY (it's that bad). Again, most guys will read this and be like WTF is this millennial pussy talking about LOL. But if there's any other millennial pussies out there, chime in with recommendations of girls who "get it". DM is fine. Every once in a while an old Asian will "get it" and it honestly makes up for the fact that they are old and unattractive (I never thought I'd say that! The only other one was Jazz. Damn she got it. But she's MIA. Lmk!

[SoccerBeast]

So all the good looking Caucasian women are legit??

Nope. Although most are.

I've spent some time exploring the bikini massage scene for a little bit and discovered this.

(These are just the non Asian places).

Westland on Wayne & Ford- super legit. Bikini massage option for a buck + 80 but otherwise as legit as it comes.

Dearborn on Telegraph & (Cherry Hill I think? I think it's legit? They cover your area but they let you roam and touch them however you want. (And honestly super revealing bikinis). But they didn't touch me so can't confirm, although there's potential. Will have to return and confirm LOL.

The place in Canton. A few girls advertise out of there. For the life of me I can't remember the streets but office complex. All these girls do extras, but at hefty prices (100 for the plus usually another 100-140). They're all dime pieces though, so if you can ball then ball out. DM if you want specific preferences.

The place in Eastpointe- definitely legit. Just like Westland. Bikini place but no sort of extras available. Also unfortunately don't remember the crossroads.

Most of the Caucasians / AA women working by themselves will obviously get in their arm exercise during your session.

My Q- does anyone know about the Adrienne chick? How is she? I'm intrigued but I'm suspicious of anyone who wants a deposit, even if it's only one Andrew Jackson LOL.

[Member #6060]

So all the good looking Caucasian women are legit??

Carla's has some cute Caucasian women that give some extras. I have heard some of the bikini places will go a little further. But for the most part, for Caucasian women, they don't have parlors or work out of them. You have to put in your time and make a few visits before some open up. And not all will of course. But I've had a few total legit white women get friendly after a few visits. That was pre Covid though.

[Wally2822]

I read here, several days ago, that they were closed. I heard for several different reasons. Is Bella open again or closed?

I went last week and they still had a sign up that they were closed.

[SprinkMan]

I've been wanting to pull the trigger on her but haven't seen a ton of reports. Anyone with some info? I know she has some huge titties but wondering what all she offers? If anyone has info please share. You can PM if you like.

I've seen Rose twice. 1st time was precovid and was great. 2nd time, she now has you on a couch in her living room and was weird. I won't repeat. She is full service.

[ED Pills]

Lost her cell#! It was an area code that starts with an 8. Need help guys. PT is closed today, so I can't call them for Jenny's cell. If anyone can Inbox me her cell I'd appreciate it.

Call them in the morning.

[ED Pills]

Tried to do a google search and it shows it is permanently closed! Is it open or closed, any thoughts.

Call the number and report back.

[Hockey4848]

Finally saw her after trying for a few weeks. I kept trying early in the day 9-11 AM with no response. Tried around 4 PM one day she she got right back to me.

Man what an odd experience. Short story, tits are massive and awesome, she will basically do anything but you need to take initiative.

Long Story.

When I walked in she told me to take a seat, she pulled out a notebook and asked for all my info so I could "take a receipt to my insurance company to get the massage paid for". How nice of her.

Then she started telling me she is a nurse and been doing a lot of covid research lately at the lab and its exhausting. What an honor it was to spend some time with a front line worker!!

She kept disappearing for 2-3 min at a time saying she had to "grab something. ". Was really making me anxious since I've never seen her before and who knows whose lurking in the basement etc.

She then takes me to little front room, shows me a condom but says "I won't do FS with married men".

Still no action has taken place.

Finally I had to just tell her, "take your sweatshirt off" and I took my pants down and the fun started.

Tits are biggest I've seen. BBBJ is available. Went to Russia and blew.

I'd repeat but man I think she's legit mental or on lots of candy.

[CanYouHearMe]

So all the good looking Caucasian women are legit??

[KingFisher0]

New in this site. Where I can get happy ending massage. Also I see there are so many massage term.

Can someone help me with term and recommend some place for best service.

[The New World]

I read here, several days ago, that they were closed. I heard for several different reasons. Is Bella open again or closed?

[MCraigslist]

Lost her cell#! It was an area code that starts with an 8. Need help guys. PT is closed today, so I can't call them for Jenny's cell. If anyone can Inbox me her cell I'd appreciate it.

[EcomCat]

CORRECTION Magic is on 8 mile & just East of Lasher Rd, sorry about that?

Tried to do a google search and it shows it is permanently closed! Is it open or closed, any thoughts.