Strip Club Reports

[CommonSteve666]

Can we just get past valet and get back to what us mongers are into. I just had a wonderful afternoon with a dancer from henry8 OTC it was so better than the small cubicles at Henry's.

Once we get the valet issue figured out we can move on. I don't disagree with the many reasons stated but remember whether it is your ass or the driver seat, you're giving another man access to a personal, intimate area. That can be a lot to handle. To get a visual of the concept, view the gold watch story in pulp fiction. Imagine yourself as Marcellus Wallace and the valet as zed.

[GgManSpot]

Myself it's just not worth the hassle and risk. As overs have said you have to worry about shit coming up missing and being held hostage. Call me crazy but having to call the cops or get into a shootout over some wore out over priced stripper pussy isn't worth the hassle to me. But hey to each his own right.

Can we just get past valet and get back to what us mongers are into. I just had a wonderful afternoon with a dancer from henry8 OTC it was so better than the small cubicles at Henry's.

[Beer30]

That's the weirdest analogy for anything. Ever. It's because they're too fuKKKing cheap. If you won't pay the valet, who is some dude schlepping it for a living, don't go. Now, having said that, a $10 charge for valet? Yeah, that's BS.

Myself it's just not worth the hassle and risk. As overs have said you have to worry about shit coming up missing and being held hostage. Call me crazy but having to call the cops or get into a shootout over some wore out over priced stripper pussy isn't worth the hassle to me. But hey to each his own right.

[NockUowt]

Fear. For some men, letting another man drive their car is akin to receiving anal penetration from another man. It is the perception of violation that drives them to hoof it to the club.

That's the weirdest analogy for anything. Ever. It's because they're too fuKKKing cheap. If you won't pay the valet, who is some dude schlepping it for a living, don't go. Now, having said that, a $10 charge for valet? Yeah, that's BS.

[Bad Bird]

Can anyone tell me if I'm just cheap or the BT dancers asking way to much for BBBJ 250 seems extremely high its not like they were 9-10 just average looking?

Supply and demand. Closed clubs, mongers who have cash from not spending during the pandemic. Only way to fix this is all of us must refuse to pay higher prices and walk, they will fall.

[GgManSpot]

Can anyone tell me if I'm just cheap or the BT dancers asking way to much for BBBJ 250 seems extremely high its not like they were 9-10 just average looking?

BT'S IS getting out of hand with there costs, valet and 20 $ entrance fee and what they charge to go in VIP every time you go back, they need to learn to back off on pricing and so do the dancers, you shouldn't have to pay more than 150 $ for BBBJ and that's on the high end, should always be around 120 $.

[Passenger]

Can anyone tell me if I'm just cheap or the BT dancers asking way to much for BBBJ 250 seems extremely high its not like they were 9-10 just average looking?

If they are model material, they'll ask for 200,300 for all and that's more like a price from FC.

[PacoTaco]

Currently at the cricket. 8 customers and about 7 dancers. Selection not too great. Selena and Desire are the names I recall. Cheap beer $4.

[JackOfClubs]

Can anyone tell me if I'm just cheap or the BT dancers asking way to much for BBBJ 250 seems extremely high its not like they were 9-10 just average looking?

Depends on which kind of BJ they are talking about, as there are four different options, and looks doesn't always factor in when going for a BJ, in my experience, many of the young hotties havn't quite learned how to do it.

[Kesaneco]

Can anyone tell me if I'm just cheap or the BT dancers asking way to much for BBBJ 250 seems extremely high its not like they were 9-10 just average looking?

[Jules Jordan]

They had fourteen dancers with two dozen customers when I arrived after work. Overall, it was an attractive lineup that included various body types, breast sizes, and ethnicities. Listed below are dancers that I either previously sampled or interacted with today.

Dana: 30's, white, dyed blonde, large enhanced tits, tall, medium build, and has tats. She provided a worthwhile session at BT's in 2014.

Kitana: 20's, white, blonde, B-cup tits, nice backside, and a slender build. She stood firm at 300 for everything.

Natalie: 20's, white, dark hair, A-cup tits, spinner build, and has tats. She provided a worthwhile BBBJ & CFS session today. I would repeat.

Unique: 20's, black, dark hair, C-cup tits, spinner build, and has tats. She is supposedly dance only.

Violet: 20's, white, dark hair, A-cup tits, and a spinner build. She provided worthwhile sessions at BT's from 2019 to 2021.

My costs were: 8 for a beer, 20 VIP tax, 150 for dances, and 7 valet. Pic is labeled.

[Pussylicker2]

Probably charge the valet fee; it's essentially another cover charge.

I don't think they'll let you in if you Uber to the club. Why won't they let you park yourself and pay the valet?

[SpanxMcgee]

Nope, not "fear" per se. Giving your car to a valet effectively says "Please, go through my shit"

I don't have shit in my car. My car *is* shit LOL. I don't mind the valets either so much but my ride is an embarrassing hooptie. I have enough money to spend on strippers because I don't spend much on a fancy ride. Nor would I want to drive any impressive wheels to the kind of neighbourhoods where these clubs exist (8 Mile, Lincoln Park, Southgate, Flint, etc.).

[HoldenCaul]

Can we please get this board back on point reviewing strippers and clubs. I'm headed out Saturday about 2 pm. The Cricket used to be my go to but that has faded fast. Bogarts and Henry's used to have an occasional diamond in the rough but those have got harder and harder to find. It sounds like BT's is where it is at now.

I agree. By all means, once you're done with your adventures Saturday, write some reviews. Thanks.

[Ray Raynor]

Can we please get this board back on point reviewing strippers and clubs. I'm headed out Saturday about 2 pm. The Cricket used to be my go to but that has faded fast. Bogarts and Henry's used to have an occasional diamond in the rough but those have got harder and harder to find. It sounds like BT's is where it is at now.

Are you asking for suggestions or suugesting an outing?