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[PsyberZombie]

My ATF·ATF girl , Jo·Elle just settled her latest brush·up with The Law ,
this one for possession of crack cocaine . She was arrested last Oct 6th
.... the wheels of justice grind slowly here in Li'l Rhody

As usual , she got *zero* jail time , just two *more* years of probation and this time ,
100 hours of community service [ I wonder if they'll accept her 'servicing' our Monger
'community' for 100 hours ?? ]

Jo·Elle is having some problems with her 'BFs' [ more on that later ] and her cash flow
... in particular she needs a pile of bucks to pay all her fines so she can get her Driver's
License back

She's also lost a few of her 'regulars' due to a prolonged 'vacation' and so is looking
for some new customers

Count on spending AT LEAST $ for an hour with her

For those of you who have never heard of her , here is something I wrote about
her for a certain magazine writer who recently published a little article on our hobby =


No pictures , but here's a little 'Profile' of my fave girl you
might find useful

Early in our relationship , she dropped her laminated photo·ID
RIPTA free bus pass in my car . From knowing her full name , I was
able to piece together a good bit about her life

Jo·Elle is a beautiful woman . She's 5 ft 10 in tall , has long
naturally wavy light brown hair , and has a high waist / long legs .
She also has a slight "bow·leggedness" , which gives her a gait
that she told me gives men instant sexual thoughts about her when
they see her walk

When I first met her , she was lanky and thin and was an 'A'cup but
in the past year has gained a few pounds which give her some curves
and firm 'B' cup breasts which still pass the 'Pencil Test'

In spite of her good looks , she's never worked as a Stripper
because she's "too shy" .... Not shy enough to not get naked with total
strangers & have sex with them or suck their dicks , but too shy to
gyrate in front of a room of leering men . Women ....

She was born in March , 1967 = she turns 40 yrs old this year but looks
at least a decade younger .

She was raised in Coventry and graduated with honors from Coventry
High School in 1975

The next years are hazy = her first arrest was in Oct 1994 for
driving with a suspended license . She now has *seven* similar
arrests in Li'l Rhody's "Catch & Release" Justice System , and to
this day doesn't possess a valid DL although that doesn't stop her
from driving her friends' cars

She also has two arrests for Solicitation / Loitering for Indecent
Purposes , both in Olneyville ; two Felony arrests for Possession of
Crack Cocaine ; and one for Recieving Stolen Property under $500 .
Her story about that last one is unconvincing and I suspect that
she tried to rip off the daughter of one her 'Sugar Daddies' and
got caught

Eleven arrests in all , and she's never spent even a night in Jail

Her real problems started about eight years ago when she met her
on·again / off·again boy friend , Steven

Steven is a cocaine fiend who's an ex·con and who is in & out of
the ACI for Drug convictions . He also was once arrested by the DEM
for operating a power boat on the Scituate Reservoir — just fishing ,
he claims . He also has arrests for domestic violence , although
Jo·Elle assures me none of the incidents involve her . Steven is
currently in an inpatient rehab center in an effort to stay out of
prison because of his latest arrest for cocaine possession

Steven got Jo·Elle hooked on heroin & crack . Then she started
street·walking to pay for her habits . They have at least one child
together . Jo·Elle has four kids but you'd never guess that by
looking at her . She has perfect , smooth skin with no stretch
marks or tattoos . She's lost custody of all four children , who
are being raised by her brother . She rarely if ever sees any of
them

Jo·Elle managed to kick the heroin habit after a long period of
taking methadone , but can't seem to kick the crack pipe habit .
She's also an alcoholic , and ironically it's the booze that has
caused her the most trouble in her life . She also smokes at least
a pack of cigarettes a day

She has been diagnosed as being Bi·Polar and takes several psych
meds regularly . Her 'Disorder' landed her a permanent Full
Disabilty Pension from the Social Security Administration . She has
no permanent address and has her checks directly deposited in a
local bank account . She uses a RI ID card and her laminated birth
certificate when she can't use an ATM , or for other times she
needs an ID

She is very intelligent and reads the Providence Journal daily ;
there's always a copy of the day's issue laying around and she is
the best read P4P girl I've ever known

Her prostitution arrests have made her extremely paranoid about
walking the streets , so she got a cell phone and accumulated a
list of Preferred Clients who supplement her disability income

She knows 'The System' perfectly . On the rare occasion she has
nowhere to spend the night , she'll show up at a local Emergency
Room and claim to be suicidal . This gets her a warm bed and three
meals a day until she gets fed up with all the hospital rigamarole
like mandatory Group Therapy sessions . Then she signs herself out

As I've often said = she collects men the way some kids collect
base·ball cards . When a guy takes her in , she'll clean the place
spotless and cook up a storm . One time when I visited her , she
had a pot roast dinner cooking on the stove and a home·made
chocolate cake sitting there she had just baked & frosted

Year 2006 was very hard on Jo·Elle . She spent the entire year
alienating all of her 'Sugar Daddies' . As I wrote before , when she
chases crack cocaine with alcohol , she turns into a Raving Lunatic
which cancels out all of her good qualities in their eyes

Their stories =

"A" is a really nice guy who runs a low rent boarding house favored
by hookers in O·ville . "A" went to the ACI for few months on a
probation violation after he attacked one of his tenants with a
knife . But after he got out , Jo·Elle was no longer welcome there
even though Mrs A [ who I've also met and seems nice enough ]
and Jo·Elle are close friends

"B" lives in Olneyville Towers . He's short , morbidly obese ,
filthy and of very limited intelligence . He also threw her out and
notified the place's management to ban her from the premises . Her
story with him is that he got the crazy idea that because he was
providing her with room & board , she owed him sexual favors in
return . That one may even be true

"C" is an elderly gentleman who is showing the early signs of
dementia . He repeatedly threw her out and then took her back ,
often because she stole from him . After her last rampage , he
tossed her out and changed the locks

C spends a lot of time baby·sitting for his adult daughter's kid .
The daughter *hates* Jo·Elle and promises to have her arrested on
the spot if Jo·Elle ever shows her face on their property . I
suspect the 'stolen property' arrest originated with the daughter

Her latest , and maybe last , benefactor is "D" . D is in his
sixties , retired and fairly wealthy . She'd lived with D
continuously in his apartment since C tossed her . After her
alcohol·fueled screaming generated complaints from the neighbors ,
D decided to 'ease her out' . He arranged for an inpatient rehab
program for her , and personally delivered her there even though
she tried post·poning the day of reckoning

"D" told me he "loves her like a daughter" but can't take it any
more . Jo·Elle told me their relationship is entirely platonic
which may very well be true because D has several serious medical
issues including advanced liver disease . "D" says when she signs
herself out of this place , she can go live with Steven's mother ,
who lives in Greenville . Steven's mother has the couple over
occasionally for dinner , but I can't see that living arrangement
last past her next 'Episode'

I hope she lands on her feet and finds another sucker to take her
in , because she's the best 'lay' I've ever had . Her 'Snapper' ,
as she calls it , is so tight that she can clamp down on a finger
harder than you can squeeze it with your fist

When I confessed that I was 'Addicted' to sex with her , she told
me why , saying =

" Every woman has a different 'pussy feel' , and baby , I'm the Best !! "

Indeed she is .... although it's clear to me that her days as a
'provider' are numbered



Now , before my PM box gets flooded , you guys know The Rules , which I was
forced to establish due to many bad experiences here with sharing digits
[ run a search on my name and the word 'digits' if you want details ] :

If any·one here wants Jo·Elle's number = FIRST You give me one that
actually ends up in a 'date' ... and then I'll provide hers

[Rimike]

I guess I should have posted my review here instead of under CL, which I wonder if anyone even reads them there.

Wow I feel like a dope. Not to rewrite my post but sounds like my session. I guess the little head was doing the thinking for me that day, because I actually waited and kept calling. I am maybe thinking the 125 special is really just a way to get guys in.

Maybe the delay tactics cut the session down to a half hour, which is her regular rate for it anyway. Its to bad because she was really nice once things started. Oh well she told me a client had showed up late. Has anyone actually got the full hour special?

Mike

[Guest123]

...Champagne got an out·call offer for a lot more money

So you might think...but you'd be wrong.
Unencumbered by the constraints of reality, your theory would make sense. Unfortunately, the facts don't agree with your hypothesis. For instance, she doesn't do outcall. She's strictly incall.

Add to that the fact that she posts exclusively on CL, and not Eros, TBD, TER, Escortsdotcom or the Phoenix. That being the case, there's no way anyone would contact her from her CL ad and offer more money than she's asking. You cheap bastards are always complaining about the CL prices being ridiculously high. No one here would ever willingly offer more than her posted hourly rate.

It's a day later, and she still hasn't posted since yesterday morning. That's odd for a girl that posts 4 or 5 times a day religiously. For whatever reason, she apparently left Dodge. Maybe she decided to leave for the 4th a little early. Maybe it was a LE scare, who knows. I'll have to ask her if I get a chance to schedule a time to see her next week.

In an unrelated vein, anyone know whatever happened to the girl on escortsdotcom that went by the name SexyElegance? One day her profile just disappeared. She's another one I wanted like to try, but didn't have the opportunity.

Guest123

[PsyberZombie]

He means that between the time Guest123 first talked to her and the time he got there ,
Champagne got an out·call offer for a lot more money , so she just blew G·123 off

[DaddysLookin]

Meaning what???

I believe what he is referring to is that a better offer came in during the down time between your call and appt. A lot of girls run low cost specials and if nothing better comes down the pike, they go with it. Some cash is better than none at all.

Someone must have called in who pays heavy and she was gone, screw the appt guy.

Similar things have happened to me twice, but, I still don't like the eyes of the neighborhood looking at me. This is why I have a place for outcalls and insist they come to me, and at the incall rate, or forget it.

Hope this helps.

[Guest123]

There was a higher calling...

Meaning what???

[Fastphil65]

Let me start off by saying, I have used and studied this board for about a year. And finally will start posting. I have been a hobbiest for many years. OK.

I also called at set up a daytime appointment with Champagne. Sounded Great on the phone. Followed her directions to Plainfielf st, and called when I was near her house. I was about 10 minutes early, so waiting. The called about 3 more times over the next 20 minutes, with still no answer. Total waste of tiem, and effort. I would think if her service was a Hot as she looks, we would have read about it. I might try one more time, if I have an hour to waste.

Thanks

[BostonBread]

There was a higher calling...

[Guest123]

I finally got some free time today, so I called Champagne and set up an appointment with her. She was having a $125/hr FS special until 2:00.
She gave me her address and told me it was a three family house. She also told me to call her when I arrive.

I found the house 10 minutes prior to my appointed time, so I took a few loops around the adjacent blocks, just to scope things out. I only drove past her house once to verify the address. After determining which house it was, I parked across the street a few houses away and called her back. Strange thing, no one answered. I started walking over to the house as I redialed, and same result. It rang about 15 times but nobody picked up. Feeling out of place just standing on the street corner on my phone, I turned and walked back to my car.

After getting into my car I noticed a couple of things that seemed strange. Maybe I was just overly paranoid...

First, a guy in a neighboring yard was watching me and everyone driving by. He was also looking towards Champagne's house.
Secondly, an older heavyset white man in a white tee-shirt came down Champagne's driveway bringing out the trash to the curb. I didn't know if he was a tenant or her Pimp, so I just sat and watched while I redialed her number again. Next he goes to his white SUV parked across the street and gets in it. He sat there watching up & down the street for five minutes or so, with his window half way down.

Finally, he puts his window up and gets out of the car. He walked back up the driveway to the back of the house, and then after a minute or two, came walking back down the driveway with Champagne! They both walked across the street, got in his white SUV and drove off together. She looked as good as her pictures, so at least I know the photos are recent.

All the while, the neighbor is watching them. After they drive off, the neighbor goes into his house. They drove right past me, but I didn't look up at them.

I don't get it. After arriving on time, I called Champagne six times, each time letting the phone ring at least fifteen times. For some strange reason, she never answered. Maybe I'm being overly paranoid, but it seemed to odd for me. I was there on time, called her back like she asked, and she never picked up.

Has anyone ever been to see her? You can't beat her looks and price as far as I'm concerned. I was very disappointed she wouldn't answer the phone after I arrived. I wonder what was going on? Any idea?

Guest123

[Guest123]

Just posted this in the Craigslist section, but in hindsight, probably should do so here also. Her photos can be seen with my other report in the Craigslist section.

I'm wondering if anyone has seen Champagne in East Providence, who advertises on CL regularly. Has anyone anything to report, either here or via PM. Sounds too good to be true, but just looking for some intel before I set something up.

Here's her ad:

*************

Reply to: pers-351807411@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-14, 1:25AM EDT

~ HELLO GENTLEMEN ~

.......YOUR PERFECT, SEXY, EROTIC COMPANION
AWAITS YOU....

I'M SWEET, GORGEOUS, SENSITIVE TO YOUR NEEDS, WELL SPOKEN
AND HONEST!! I OFFER A DISCREET UPSCALE INCALL AND ALSO AM
AVAILABLE TO VISIT SELECT HOTELS (PROVIDENCE COVERAGE ONLY!)

THE PLACE TO RELAX, KICK BACK AND ENJOY
INTIMATE, PRIVATE PLEASURES IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. MAYBE
JUST AN EROTIC MASSAGE IS YOUR DESIRE!!! ACCORDING TO YOUR
MOOD I AM MOST ANXIOUS TO ACCOMIDATE WHAT EVER YOU DESIRE.

I'M A TALL 5'5, WEIGH 126lbs., W/ FULL BUSTY 32DD BREASTS
AND A BEAUTIFUL, TANNED, HONEY COMPLEXION....

* * * *AVAILABLE 8AM ~ 6PM ONLY* * * *

* * * *LOCATED (EX. 22B) PROVIDENCE* * * *

* * * *PHONE # (401)919.5780 ASK FOR CHAMPAGNE* * * *

* * * *ADVANCED & SHORT NOTICE RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE * * * *

P.S. I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET!!....AND THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST!!

[Frankie32]

Called the BBW and MILF, and they really worked well with each other.

pers-251760652@craigslist.org

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