Strip Club Reports

[Kesaneco]

Can anyone tell me if I'm just cheap or the BT dancers asking way to much for BBBJ 250 seems extremely high its not like they were 9-10 just average looking?

[Jules Jordan]

They had fourteen dancers with two dozen customers when I arrived after work. Overall, it was an attractive lineup that included various body types, breast sizes, and ethnicities. Listed below are dancers that I either previously sampled or interacted with today.

Dana: 30's, white, dyed blonde, large enhanced tits, tall, medium build, and has tats. She provided a worthwhile session at BT's in 2014.

Kitana: 20's, white, blonde, B-cup tits, nice backside, and a slender build. She stood firm at 300 for everything.

Natalie: 20's, white, dark hair, A-cup tits, spinner build, and has tats. She provided a worthwhile BBBJ & CFS session today. I would repeat.

Unique: 20's, black, dark hair, C-cup tits, spinner build, and has tats. She is supposedly dance only.

Violet: 20's, white, dark hair, A-cup tits, and a spinner build. She provided worthwhile sessions at BT's from 2019 to 2021.

My costs were: 8 for a beer, 20 VIP tax, 150 for dances, and 7 valet. Pic is labeled.

[Pussylicker2]

Probably charge the valet fee; it's essentially another cover charge.

I don't think they'll let you in if you Uber to the club. Why won't they let you park yourself and pay the valet?

[SpanxMcgee]

Nope, not "fear" per se. Giving your car to a valet effectively says "Please, go through my shit"

I don't have shit in my car. My car *is* shit LOL. I don't mind the valets either so much but my ride is an embarrassing hooptie. I have enough money to spend on strippers because I don't spend much on a fancy ride. Nor would I want to drive any impressive wheels to the kind of neighbourhoods where these clubs exist (8 Mile, Lincoln Park, Southgate, Flint, etc.).

[HoldenCaul]

Can we please get this board back on point reviewing strippers and clubs. I'm headed out Saturday about 2 pm. The Cricket used to be my go to but that has faded fast. Bogarts and Henry's used to have an occasional diamond in the rough but those have got harder and harder to find. It sounds like BT's is where it is at now.

I agree. By all means, once you're done with your adventures Saturday, write some reviews. Thanks.

[Ray Raynor]

Can we please get this board back on point reviewing strippers and clubs. I'm headed out Saturday about 2 pm. The Cricket used to be my go to but that has faded fast. Bogarts and Henry's used to have an occasional diamond in the rough but those have got harder and harder to find. It sounds like BT's is where it is at now.

Are you asking for suggestions or suugesting an outing?

[GgManSpot]

No one besides me misses the very cute blonde valet at BT's? She was very nice and nice to look at. I am sure one of you players scored her number at some point.

I just went to BEt's a week ago Friday and ran into the cute blond, her name is Lisa and I'm still trying to get her number, she's very nice to talk to.

[Deano666]

Can we please get this board back on point reviewing strippers and clubs. I'm headed out Saturday about 2 pm. The Cricket used to be my go to but that has faded fast. Bogarts and Henry's used to have an occasional diamond in the rough but those have got harder and harder to find. It sounds like BT's is where it is at now.

Paco start at BTs if your not happy with lineup hit the cricket if that fails checkout FC just stay focused with your budget and don't budge.

[FourMore]

I don't mind the valet. I literally have nothing of value in my car, though I suppose my registration gives away my full name and address. Over the years, I've had only two issues driving to a club. Once a valet lost my key fob. The valet company manager actually came out to the club to do what he could do. The club owner was there that night, and not happy about it. A valet drove me home to pick up a second fob and the valet company promised to reimburse me for a new one. The first set turned up two days later. A Good Samaritan, maybe one of you, found it in his car and returned it. If I were married, that could've been fatal. Instead, I got a few free drinks out of it and a laugh. The second was at Henry's or bogarts where someone ran into the front end of my vehicle, a mid price range "luxury" SUV, cracking the grill, bumper, and one or two insert pieces. To this day, I'm far more skittish about parking at those places than using a valet.

[PacoTaco]

Can we please get this board back on point reviewing strippers and clubs. I'm headed out Saturday about 2 pm. The Cricket used to be my go to but that has faded fast. Bogarts and Henry's used to have an occasional diamond in the rough but those have got harder and harder to find. It sounds like BT's is where it is at now.

[Jethro69]

No one besides me misses the very cute blonde valet at BT's? She was very nice and nice to look at. I am sure one of you players scored her number at some point.

[BumLick1]

I generally like valeting. The idea of someone parking your car for you then bringing it back is incredible.

I don't like to valet at strip clubs, however. Most of these places are shady as shit to begin with, but then there's the thought of handing the keys of a $90-100 k car to a kid who's making a quarter of that this year is nuts. Granted, I'm usually in a rental in Detroit since I'm traveling for work but having to deal with rental agencies and car damage is a huge headache. Why leave these things to chance?

[Bad Bird]

For me it is not the cost, it is handing my keys over to some kid and letting them drive off and park it. As long as they allow me I am fine handing them the cash, in the overall scheme of things it is the cheapest thing you will pay for all night.

[Passenger]

Tell them you took an Uber who dropped you out front. What are they going to do?

Probably charge the valet fee; it's essentially another cover charge.

[Stewy56]

I sure hope that the Delta variant gets under control soon, if not its going to be a long fall and winter everywhere. It is not appealing or safe to be indoors with a bunch of unvaccinated people nor is it appealing watching strippers with face coverings on (although some look better with them on than off). I would guess that many bars / restaurants will require proof of vaccination before entering at some point which is fine with me. Thoughts?