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[ZzTopSterZz]

"The doctor said he ignored his wife's complete lack of knowledge of the Periodic Table of Elements, stating, 'I know that should have been a red flag. But that was some stellar pussy!

Good call, Amplitude. And as for the the pageant, she probably fucked her way in and fucked her way to the top.

[Mitsom]

Link please?

Try googling "chicago escort Macie".

[GVAudley]

Which guys? I've never sent one unless it was demanded in order to make the date happen, and I probably wouldn't do it again.

What the fuck is it with guys sending dick pics to girls? In the history of the universe, has that ever gotten a guy laid by a girl?

Thinking about starting a website where I can charge the ladies to provide a review their "holiest of holies" - think it will make $$?

Any investors out there?

[MickSwagger]

Who buys this OF stuff?

Dumb imo.

[Monches]

There was a woman I saw about 8 years ago. She is back as of about a year. I talked to her trying to see what it would take to see her. She remembered me and gave me a discount because she knows me. She said "Things are different now. Since I can make so much from sites like OF and Snapchat to just sell pictures and videos, my prices to meet in person have gone up. So, for a discount, it would be $500 per hour. ".

What? Everything is covered, not even allowing BBBJ and still $500 for 1 hour? Oh, and it would cost extra for gas for outcall too.

There was a girl who advertised on LC for $300 . She started an OF page and premium SC and now she's on Tryst for $500. From reviews she wasn't too good and had too many rules. No BBBJ, no daty, no kissing, seems they are just renting the hole and that's it. Then have nerve to say they are treated like a piece of meat.

[HanginBalls]

She asked 4 a dick pic. I told her it was real due to her cynicism. She was a "G" per hour. Got there at 8 pm. Left just past 10. Took a while to get fully inside her.

[George Stark]

Well, I guess they're just trying to make a buck off all the un-solicited dick pics us guys send them!

Which guys? I've never sent one unless it was demanded in order to make the date happen, and I probably wouldn't do it again.

What the fuck is it with guys sending dick pics to girls? In the history of the universe, has that ever gotten a guy laid by a girl?

[DevMonkey]

Every dollar you send for anything other than putting out is one less dollar she has to make by putting out. Maybe you haven't noticed but prices are going up, while quality and attitude are taking a nose-dive. It's a constant theme of posts on this board lately.

It's paying chicks *not* to fuck / suck us. It's utterly absurd bullshit. And I'll repeat: what the fuck worth is a dick rating of any sort? A guy has got to be really pathetic to pay some chick *just* to lie to him about his dick. I mean I like it when chicks spontaneously say nicer things about my dick when I'm with them. Doesn't happen a lot, I'm just average length, but I'm girthier than average. But *asking* for a rating is just asking to be lied to. And doing it when you're not even with the chick is just nuts.

There was a woman I saw about 8 years ago. She is back as of about a year. I talked to her trying to see what it would take to see her. She remembered me and gave me a discount because she knows me. She said "Things are different now. Since I can make so much from sites like OF and Snapchat to just sell pictures and videos, my prices to meet in person have gone up. So, for a discount, it would be $500 per hour. ".

What? Everything is covered, not even allowing BBBJ and still $500 for 1 hour? Oh, and it would cost extra for gas for outcall too.

[RussDoe]

That last part is my favorite. That she would claim to be a chemistry major when she didn't even graduate high school. It's just so damn bold! And so easy to check on. I'm amazed the Miss USA folks never checked.

I bet the pagents will be checking credentials now.

[Moejoo]

I doubt it. Most of the USASG crew is really only into lower end to mid-range. A literal beauty pageant winner would be pushing $800-$1200 for an hour. At a minimum. Possibly a lot more if she's going super exclusive.

Then again if she is just a crazy **** she might be giving it away cheaper and just got off on getting banged by mongers LOL There is also the possibility that her Asian husband may not have measured up and she wanted more variety. Poor schmuck, someone he knows will probably know about that debacle the rest of his life.

[George Stark]

I dunno what you and George are bent about. Who cares what a hooker offers for money? I wouldn't pay them to look at pics of my dick either but them doing for someone else it isn't taking any food out of my mouth. There's plenty of hookers to fuck. Sheesh.

Every dollar you send for anything other than putting out is one less dollar she has to make by putting out. Maybe you haven't noticed but prices are going up, while quality and attitude are taking a nose-dive. It's a constant theme of posts on this board lately.

It's paying chicks *not* to fuck / suck us. It's utterly absurd bullshit. And I'll repeat: what the fuck worth is a dick rating of any sort? A guy has got to be really pathetic to pay some chick *just* to lie to him about his dick. I mean I like it when chicks spontaneously say nicer things about my dick when I'm with them. Doesn't happen a lot, I'm just average length, but I'm girthier than average. But *asking* for a rating is just asking to be lied to. And doing it when you're not even with the chick is just nuts.

[George Stark]

Well, I guess they're just trying to make a buck off all the un-solicited dick pics us guys send them!

Which guys? I've never sent one unless it was demanded in order to make the date happen, and I probably wouldn't do it again.

What the fuck is it with guys sending dick pics to girls? In the history of the universe, has that ever gotten a guy laid by a girl?

[Amplitude]

This story is pure comedy. Let's start with the fact that she was escorting BEFORE they got married. "Kim said he then learned his wife had been selling sex for money starting before they wed Nov. 27,2015, and continuing throughout their marriage".

"The doctor alleged that Turner had pocketed nearly $700,000 in cash from johns since 2015. ".

Even at 1,000 an hour, that's still 700 dicks in 6 years or approximately 116 dicks a year or 10 dicks a month which comes to roughly 2. 5 dicks a week. Although I'm sure there were plenty of repeats.

"Turner's alleged financial records showed $675,030 in cash deposits from 2015 to 2021".

How the fuck didn't the IRS catch on?

"with many checks coming from a New Jersey real estate executive, as well as a lighting designer's UK-based company, according to the document. ".

What kind of idiots pay for pussy with Business Checks? LMFAO.

"It remains inconceivable to plaintiff that given his substantial earnings as a spine surgeon, and his enormous generosity to defendant, that defendant continued to sell sex for money during the marriage..

"The doctor said he ignored his wife's complete lack of knowledge of the Periodic Table of Elements, stating, 'I know that should have been a red flag. But that was some stellar pussy!

[Zimbler]

Does anyone knows the website to book for hotels during the day only for a few hours? Thanks.

Dayuse.com

HotelsbyDay.com

DayRooms.com

[Jinurso]

Damn she looks pretty hot. You'd think her husband or one of her clientele would've given her some advice on depositing this 600 K in cash and how to make it look less suspicious. Not very smart.

I bet there's one or two guys over in the Connecticut section who've seen her.

I doubt it. Most of the USASG crew is really only into lower end to mid-range. A literal beauty pageant winner would be pushing $800-$1200 for an hour. At a minimum. Possibly a lot more if she's going super exclusive.