Massage Parlor Reports

[MaximusKahn]

Decided to check out a new place for me. Vitality Spa in RB. It's located in a business park, so it was relatively discreet on a Saturday. It's right next to an HVAC company, and 2 doors down was some Pool and Spa supply store that understandably had some traffic on the weekend. This was my first time here, but I saw that there was potential for menu options, based on previous posts. Also I saw that they had a nice looking shower that I could use before the massage. I paid the $60 hour HF hoping for a good massage.

On my way home from work, called, asked if I should come in, she said yes.

Late 30's flat chested, petite, thin and in okay shape in mask, and short strapless dress eventually greeted me in lobby after I stood there for about 2 minutes unnoticed. Took temp, and my HF for an Hr. Led to nice room with extra lounge chair along with massage table.

Same woman enters tells me to lie face down. Conversation rolls along with usual questions, name, how long here, first time here, etc.

Got a very lame massage, can't remember much detail except thinking, damn, this is a FS lame massage place.

As I'm face down, she's up by my head bent over me, running hands along my back and side, I gently feel her legs and buns a little to get a lay of the land. She's okay with it and does a little more touching intended to be a massage, very little oil, and finally the flip, she teases around my Ph. D, and asks what do I want? Yep, FS lame massage place.

She's okay cute but not that cute, so I say just HE and she says how much? Some haggling, and she agrees. I have to slow her down a few times and she complies. I go for some touching and she's back to haggling every add on. I relent a little extra for the fun to touch and see everything I want. Nipples out, (zero tits), panties off, pussy bare, I ask how much is FS and she says $150. I'm thinking, sorry, no fucking way. I try to back track saying I don't have that much, but don't try to haggle. So we continue down HE path, at which point she doesn't allow too much extra touching or looking. Maybe because I did not go for the FS as she expected once she bared all and felt under compensated. Personally I would have preferred a more cooperative provider in these regards if she's hoping to get me to come back, especially since we went to far. At this point it started to feel rushed, which ruins the fun for me. Finally, I get to a happy point and finish. I lie back and she gets us cleaned up.

She stands next to me gently rubbing my legs, and sometimes my chest pretending it was a massage. She went between asking me personal questions, which I never answer correctly (sometimes I forget), and complaining how tired she was, having had only 4 customers all day. She tried to ask about my "wife" several times, but I simply avoid answering such questions. They are all looking for a "SugarDaddy" or rich safe regulars to give them everything they want. I guess I was a potential candidate, as she did ask my age in the beginning which I answered correctly (I remembered it somehow) and told me she preferred men my age. What a coincidence!

She did say young guys are scary. Not sure what she meant by that, but hey, you young guys, stop scaring the providers.

Anyway, she gets bored complaining, asking me question's I'm sure she knows I'm making up the answers to, and pretending to massage me, and says, we're done, okay? It's weird and lame all round, so I say okay, and get dressed. She hangs around and tells me to come back, and blah blah blah. I say sure, make my donation, give her a good bye. I'll never see you again hug. And head out. She stays in room points me to the front door saying I can grab a water on way out if I want one, and other pleasant farewell expressions about "next time". I grab a bottle water, get in car, see clock, 45 minutes! If you can't guess, I'm not going back.

Normally I just watch, read and learn, I though it is time to start giving back, especially because I have something to say. Good luck! May your mileage vary for the better!

[DrPornDawger]

Does 4 hand massage exist in AMPs?

If so, where can I go.

I saw a review on another site, Lilli and Coco at Bayside spa, on 1430 Sassafras St by the airport.

[InstinctGoku]

Does 4 hand massage exist in AMPs?

If so, where can I go.

[ZyDawg]

Went there today after cruising for SW. Only one girl working there, small Korean, probably early 40's. Asked for HHR, paid. 6. Decided to go with a table shower for. 4 extra instead, pretty nice. Got FS after for. 6, total 1. 85. Pretty good service, and pretty fun time. Had 69, BBBJ, BBFS. Will go again soon.

[ModernMonger]

Decided to check out a new place for me. Vitality Spa in RB. It's located in a business park, so it was relatively discreet on a Saturday. It's right next to an HVAC company, and 2 doors down was some Pool and Spa supply store that understandably had some traffic on the weekend. This was my first time here, but I saw that there was potential for menu options, based on previous posts. Also I saw that they had a nice looking shower that I could use before the massage. I paid the $60 hour HF hoping for a good massage.

Amy greets me shows me to a room and I ask to shower first. Instead of having me disrobe and walk down the hall in a towel. She just showed me to the shower. It was super clean. But it was odd. Hanging up my clothes, showering, then walking back in a towel, carrying my clothes back to the room.

So Amy is not as young as I would've hoped. She looked to be in her 40's. She wasn't super cute either, but she is short and petite. Her massage skills were non-existent. It was literally just a bunch of squeezes with her hands. She would squeeze with both hands and move around my body that way. It was super disappointing. She did use her arms to rub my back some, but that was it. So after all this. And paying for the hour, I had immediate regret. Since she has zero massage technique, the relaxing / therapeutic part of this went out the window in like 5 minutes.

So I turn over. At this point I'm wondering if I can get $20 back if I ask to change to just half hour massage, but I keep my mouth shut so she doesn't get discouraged for whatever I can get next. Agreed on CBJ. Took my time to nut. Finally finish and she cleans me up. Does more weak ass squeezing and ends the session. Shorting me on time of course. I don't care at this point. Her massage is super repetitive and just boring. It is what it is. I'm not sure I would return. But it is a clean location, discreet, with shower. If anyone else has been here and seen better talent or had a better massage, then please post. I would give this place another shot, simply because of the location being discreet, not in a strip mall, and you can get more than a HE.

Sorry for the long post. Happy mongering. Stay safe.

[ModernMonger]

Guys, I have been going to Sakura for years and have had many of the ladies there (Wendy, Vivian, Chloe) and receive great massage but that's it. Some light teasing and light MT but nothing over the top. Strictly legit for me. No HE or anything more. Are you guys having better results? Thanks for any intel!

Went to Sakura last week. I wasn't expecting anything but a very well done massage. But I did get the HE after a great massage. I believe her name was Cici. My hands were allowed to roam over her clothes. There was no access otherwise. But it was a good experience.

[Ryan1979]

Yes. My tip is it is spelled with a "J" (which is silent), not an "H".

Searching "La Holla" will get you nothing.

Good tip, but it's not "La olla" rather La Jolla pronounced La Hoya. Recommendation, La Jolla spa. Hit or miss on the quality and options but it's your best option in LJ.

[Ryan1979]

No, she is always prepared and provides and disposes of as well (unlike other places that wrap them up for you to take with you).

LOL. Especially at the places that normally don't offer FS, the girl will usually make me take my condom and wrapper with me when I leave.

So one time I forgot I had put it in my pocket, then when paying for something at a store digging in my pocket for cash, out comes my used condom crumpled in my bright blue double ecstasy condom wrap. Took me a sec to recall what the hell is this crumpled with my cash, then the dude behind me saw it and laughs. I gave him a wink, while the young female cashier was oblivious to what we were acknowledging to each other. I asked the cashier, mind if I use your trash? Hehe.

[Berndsd27]

No, she is always prepared and provides and disposes of as well (unlike other places that wrap them up for you to take with you).

Do you need to bring your own cover?

[Dctex99]

In paper a complaint by two separate women about a Chinese Masseur touching women.

Funny that they implied more for guys in many ads and always legit!

[Nannersd]

Hey all, visiting La Holla next week from out of state, was hoping I could get some recommendations for that area-ish. Also looking for menu prices so I know going in. Cheers.

Yes. My tip is it is spelled with a "J" (which is silent), not an "H".

Searching "La Holla" will get you nothing.

[JayLake]

Do you need to bring your own cover?

No, she has always had them.

[The DudeInSd]

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/235392

Had been curious about this place since they have been advertising BBBJ with DT. Just a few days ago they changed the advertisement to simply say BJ, I didn't think much of it. I went in and noticed it was the same lady from unit B which is called Rose massage. Unit D does FS while B only HJ. I had seen her two weeks ago in unit B, apparently she is the manager. She gives a decent handjob. Today when I walk in I pay $40 for 30 minutes, she comes into the room and asked me what I want. I tell her I want a BBBJ, she says sorry we do not do that anymore only CBJ. I mentioned the advertising and she said yes we need to change it because none of the girls offer that anymore. Condom only, condom for everything. She handed me my $40 and I walked out the door. Just wanted to let you guys know so that you don't waste your time or money.

[TugBoats]

Hey all, visiting La Holla next week from out of state, was hoping I could get some recommendations for that area-ish. Also looking for menu prices so I know going in. Cheers.

[Waylay]

Guys, I have been going to Sakura for years and have had many of the ladies there (Wendy, Vivian, Chloe) and receive great massage but that's it. Some light teasing and light MT but nothing over the top. Strictly legit for me. No HE or anything more. Are you guys having better results? Thanks for any intel!

I wouldn't try with Chloe. She either owns the place or is dating the owner. Great great great legit massage tho and best backwalk of your life.