Massage Parlor Reports

[DScott]

Sounds like she might have a CAM installed somewhere and sees you in person then makes a call on the spot. So "she" is picky about the guys looks? Really?? That's just weird.

It's not that simple Slim. She ghosted me the first time I set up an appointment. I showed up, got ghosted in the parking lot. Then blocked. A few months later (little head was thinking. And she is close to me) I tried with a different number. She let me in, decent visit, nuru, BBBJ, cim. All good. I tipped. Got along great. A few weeks later I set up another appt. She was very nice texting. We set up a time. I showed up, ghosted, then blocked again. She's got issues.

[RicharddAngle]

Update:

Health / Classic Massage on Olive remains consistently excellent. About 6 visits since late May. All very good massages with lots of roaming & reasonably priced HE from Lindy / Sunny / Sa-Sha. They had not been any good at all for a while, ever since Diana left. Does anyone know about Classic on Clayton Road?

Walked in a month ago. I go in theses places to see what they look like even if I have no intention of getting a massage to see who is working there. I ask what their hours are and how much for an hour, then say I may call tomorrow to schedule something, which I rarely do. The last two times I've gone in Classic on Clayton they have been middle aged and lacking in the looks dept. I also seem to remember a post about some peeping Tom shenanigans going on a while back.

I had some success at a little place just West 4 Seasons Plaza on Olive, which I think was Classic also.

[ChrisHansen92]

I'm a member also. I was a one and done to her I guess. As I left she said she couldn't wait to see me again. LOL This was back before the transition to the whole massage / nuru girl thing. She could have had the potential (even pushing 40) to have some good long term reliable clients and probably not have to run ads. But consistency and reliability she fails miserably by her own fault. The reason her business model by doing this is failing is look at the Walmart price roll back's she is doing to bring in revenue as guys stop trying to see her. Now offering QV as low as 55 bucks and 45 min at 125. Instead of stepping back and reevaluating the product and it's reliability, she offers a sketchy and unreliable service forcing her to drop prices to keep the cash flow going. This leads people like me (and many of you I hope), to be left standing there waiting to hand her money while she ghost's you refusing to ever give her another chance again. Just like Piper and Kristina she monitors her comments and reviews closely on Crusty Crawler. Any hint of negative, less than amazing experience with her is reported and removed. Hence reading all the reviews and comments she is the best and most reliable provider available in the LOU. I am certain all these years in the business she reads this forum, at the least has loyal followers that share post's like this with her. Sorry IDGAF. You can't have my honest experience with you and opinion of your business model like you did on my honest review of you on ListCrawler reported and removed. I encourage anyone considering taking a chance with her to remember Nancy Reagan and her drug motto. "Just say no".

I did the exact same thing--booked her most expensive option, and she was very friendly as we texted back and forth. She made it sound like she couldn't wait to see me LOL. And I also got an excuse at the last minute. My guess is that it's a control thing for her.

[EddieBoy1]

Should have listened to all the reviews. Thought if I booked the highest end item on her menu, I wouldn't get bumped, but I got ghosted regardless. Drove all the way out to St. Charles, about 30 min drive. She was super responsive and polite all the way through. When I parked, she asked me to come up and once I was at the door, she said she was coming to the door. I waited a few minutes and then got another text saying her AC needed to be fixed and they were doing it now. Absolutely bizarre.

And no Showwwww. It might be worth getting few throw away phones. Can you change phone numbers on those things?

[Slimpicker]

Should have listened to all the reviews. Thought if I booked the highest end item on her menu, I wouldn't get bumped, but I got ghosted regardless. Drove all the way out to St. Charles, about 30 min drive. She was super responsive and polite all the way through. When I parked, she asked me to come up and once I was at the door, she said she was coming to the door. I waited a few minutes and then got another text saying her AC needed to be fixed and they were doing it now. Absolutely bizarre.

Damn I'm sorry to hear that dude. I got ghosted as well. I went up the stairs and she gave some bullshit excuse about her kids or something. I try two separate times and same thing happen.

I did the exact same thing--booked her most expensive option, and she was very friendly as we texted back and forth. She made it sound like she couldn't wait to see me LOL. And I also got an excuse at the last minute. My guess is that it's a control thing for her.

Sounds like she might have a CAM installed somewhere and sees you in person then makes a call on the spot. So "she" is picky about the guys looks? Really?? That's just weird.

[OhioSteve513]

Memorial Day Weekend.

2 trips both with lots of roaming & HE from Lindy & Sunny.

Update:

Health / Classic Massage on Olive remains consistently excellent. About 6 visits since late May. All very good massages with lots of roaming & reasonably priced HE from Lindy / Sunny / Sa-Sha. They had not been any good at all for a while, ever since Diana left. Does anyone know about Classic on Clayton Road?

[StlGamerDude]

Seeing the news pro Lux girl ivy, anyone have any details? If not I'll report back later.

I find you always have to read between the lines with prolux. Doesn't show age in description = 30+ years old. 'lush, feminine body' = probably 'curvy' or overweight. I'm looking forward to your report though.

[An349]

Should have listened to all the reviews. Thought if I booked the highest end item on her menu, I wouldn't get bumped, but I got ghosted regardless. Drove all the way out to St. Charles, about 30 min drive. She was super responsive and polite all the way through. When I parked, she asked me to come up and once I was at the door, she said she was coming to the door. I waited a few minutes and then got another text saying her AC needed to be fixed and they were doing it now. Absolutely bizarre.

I did the exact same thing--booked her most expensive option, and she was very friendly as we texted back and forth. She made it sound like she couldn't wait to see me LOL. And I also got an excuse at the last minute. My guess is that it's a control thing for her.

[Eazy900]

Should have listened to all the reviews. Thought if I booked the highest end item on her menu, I wouldn't get bumped, but I got ghosted regardless. Drove all the way out to St. Charles, about 30 min drive. She was super responsive and polite all the way through. When I parked, she asked me to come up and once I was at the door, she said she was coming to the door. I waited a few minutes and then got another text saying her AC needed to be fixed and they were doing it now. Absolutely bizarre.

Damn I'm sorry to hear that dude. I got ghosted as well. I went up the stairs and she gave some bullshit excuse about her kids or something. I try two separate times and same thing happen.

[TDort]

Should have listened to all the reviews. Thought if I booked the highest end item on her menu, I wouldn't get bumped, but I got ghosted regardless. Drove all the way out to St. Charles, about 30 min drive. She was super responsive and polite all the way through. When I parked, she asked me to come up and once I was at the door, she said she was coming to the door. I waited a few minutes and then got another text saying her AC needed to be fixed and they were doing it now. Absolutely bizarre.

[HentaiNerd]

I saw Lisa this time, honestly the massage could have been better, but everything else was high class. Definitely very tight, just about pulled the damn glove off. Luckily I had a spare. CG wasn't great but mish is always pretty nice.

Mentioned a table shower and I'm inclined to try that next time. I was kinda nervous because I always shower beforehand, but I don't think I was able to scrub my back as much as I hoped--table shower seems to be something I'm interested in and she massaged my butt more often than I expected so that might be a clue for something she's into.

Anyway, whole experience was a 8/10, I actually finished happy and my neck muscles were attended to fairly well.

I'd love to try another parlor that has some younger women, everyone I've seen so far has been at least in their 40's. I doubt I'll find someone in their 20's, but anywhere in their 30's would be much appreciated.

[Slimpicker]

After a long absent in playtime, I went thru the screening for a visit with Sensual Scarlett. Was well worth the extra work.

Very good and professional level massage on my back. Great conversation during this massage. On the flip side just climbed on of me with a nice grinding on my tool. Planking on top of me teasing me, giving me access to each breast. Hands roaming wherever I want. I wanted to explore her so she laid down and allowed me to do so. Very "sweet" girl. Really enjoyed being pleased. I had a good time and sure she did too. Safe location, clean room. A real pleasure.

Your first time seeing her? I'd love that treatment but wouldn't want to build up to that over 3 visits.

Donation?

[LeaveMWet]

After a long absent in playtime, I went thru the screening for a visit with Sensual Scarlett. Was well worth the extra work.

Very good and professional level massage on my back. Great conversation during this massage. On the flip side just climbed on of me with a nice grinding on my tool. Planking on top of me teasing me, giving me access to each breast. Hands roaming wherever I want. I wanted to explore her so she laid down and allowed me to do so. Very "sweet" girl. Really enjoyed being pleased. I had a good time and sure she did too. Safe location, clean room. A real pleasure.

[KevinKsc90]

Which place has the hottest girls as of recent?

[FartCity]

Enough with including in your post or ending your post with "YMMV. " EVERYONE realizes it.

I second the motion. The sky is blue, all women are different depending on the scenario, and Ya'll don't get paid per word here!