Massage Parlor Reports

[LuckyJimmy]

Just tried Comfort Massage in low rent strip mall on Pontiac Trail west of Walled Lake.

This is the place I reviewed a few weeks ago when I heard SaSa had relocated there from Novi Massage.

At any rate, while I was able to leave happy-ish that time, I rolled in there today and the only gal available was Li-Li. My spidey senses told me she was too wholesome looking, and I shoulda listened. So-so massage skills, and wouldn't get anywhere NEAR Little Jim and the twins.

If that's who greets you there, I suggest you ask for Amy or KeKe, or just walk out.

Nice enough lady, but not "handy".

LJ.

[LuckyJimmy]

I know this service, I use them periodically. They change their phone every couple months.

It is based in Novi, they work out of the Sheraton hotel on 8 haggerty. I actually scheduled an appointment for tonight to see their new girl. It's not the best, but it gets the job done. Sometimes,. Though, they'll have a solid girl who is fun and does a great job.

One of their girls actually now is the head mama lady at that Berkley place that's been mentioned here a few times--Sophia.

Mr. Lemon01: I have tried several times, but have not been able to get through to this number. I have texted several attempts, and called as well. How'd you get through? Did you text, or call and leave a message, or what? I'd appreciate any info you can share, as I'd like to check this service out this weekend. PM is fine if you prefer, and thanks in advance!

[Novi123]

Not sure how you get to Novi Rd near Beck? They run parallel to each other. Also not aware of a new place on either of those two roads. Still, I'd love to hear the specifics of your experience..

Maybe start over and just lay out the facts:

What was the name of the joint?

What road is it on, Novi Rd? Beck Rd? (Pontiac Trail?

What was the girl's name?

You're right, not sure how I messed that up. It's in the plaza on the corner of Pontiac trail and w park IN novi. There was a sushi place next door.

[LuckyJimmy]

Had a dream about a new place on novi road near beck yesterday, didn't catch the name. In my dream, the place looked nice inside but was strictly diy. The girl wasn't even willing to help cleaning up. Massage was mediocre too. Payed $70+ $5 tip, she was angry that I didn't tip more. I didn't even get the feeling that returning later would be of any benefit. Maybe other people would have more enjoyable dreams.

Not sure how you get to Novi Rd near Beck? They run parallel to each other. Also not aware of a new place on either of those two roads. Still, I'd love to hear the specifics of your experience..

Maybe start over and just lay out the facts:

What was the name of the joint?

What road is it on, Novi Rd? Beck Rd? (Pontiac Trail?

What was the girl's name?

[LuckyJimmy]

Had a dream about a new place on novi road near beck yesterday, didn't catch the name. In my dream, the place looked nice inside but was strictly diy. The girl wasn't even willing to help cleaning up. Massage was mediocre too. Payed $70+ $5 tip, she was angry that I didn't tip more. I didn't even get the feeling that returning later would be of any benefit. Maybe other people would have more enjoyable dreams.

Not sure how you get to Novi Rd near Beck? They run parallel to each other. Also not aware of a new place on either of those two roads. Still, I'd love to hear the specifics of your experience..

Maybe start over and just lay out the facts:

What was the name of the joint?

What road is it on, Novi Rd? Beck Rd? (Pontiac Trail?

What was the girl's name?

[Novi123]

It wasn't a dream. We're all grownups here. That was your real life scenario. C'Mon.

Sorry man, I only dream about doing to these places! Maybe one day I'll actually go, but for now all my posts are works of fiction that I just post about for fun.

[WednesdayFun]

She is definitely quirky, very old and talk a lot. Massage was ok at best but she tries. Ending was exactly as described and she told me she doesn't do FS. Not my cup of tea so I won't repeat. But all in all she is a sweet old lady who tries hard.

She's in her late 40's. There's far older. She must not like you. All I'm saying.

[Riker36]

Had a dream about a new place on novi road near beck yesterday, didn't catch the name. In my dream, the place looked nice inside but was strictly diy. The girl wasn't even willing to help cleaning up. Massage was mediocre too. Payed $70+ $5 tip, she was angry that I didn't tip more. I didn't even get the feeling that returning later would be of any benefit. Maybe other people would have more enjoyable dreams.

It wasn't a dream. We're all grownups here. That was your real life scenario. C'Mon.

[Riker36]

She is definitely quirky, very old and talk a lot. Massage was ok at best but she tries. Ending was exactly as described and she told me she doesn't do FS. Not my cup of tea so I won't repeat. But all in all she is a sweet old lady who tries hard.

Agreed. One and done is about right, except for the guys who aren't selective at all. The pic she has online all over the place is at least 15 years old, and not even close to what she is now. Not being mean, just realistic.

[MrLemon01]

Anybody try this one? https://detroit.rubratings.com/234851.

Phone nr its local. Or it's scam? Thanks.

I know this service, I use them periodically. They change their phone every couple months.

It is based in Novi, they work out of the Sheraton hotel on 8 haggerty. I actually scheduled an appointment for tonight to see their new girl. It's not the best, but it gets the job done. Sometimes,. Though, they'll have a solid girl who is fun and does a great job.

One of their girls actually now is the head mama lady at that Berkley place that's been mentioned here a few times--Sophia.

[ED Pills]

This place is a bikini place. It was 130 for the half. I gave them 140 and they didn't give me change. They take me to a room with a small uncomfortable massage table that didn't have a covering on the face cradle. I used disinfectant on it before laying down. Cute short chubby 23 year old come in and lays a towel on me then provides a very unskilled light massage. On the flip light touch continues then she says we are done. I ask if there is more she smile says no reminds me to tip if I enjoyed her service and walks out. I get dressed and on the way out she ask if I would like her business card. I say no thanks and leave. So it cost me 140 for a lackluster rub in an unsanitary environment. Lesson learned.

https://massage.eros.com/michigan/fi...198.htm?cat=83

https://detroit.rubratings.com/22544...M-U_l0HXiaUn0U

This probably belongs in the rip off section since eros says 70 $.

[Shrekr]

This place is a bikini place. It was 130 for the half. I gave them 140 and they didn't give me change. They take me to a room with a small uncomfortable massage table that didn't have a covering on the face cradle. I used disinfectant on it before laying down. Cute short chubby 23 year old come in and lays a towel on me then provides a very unskilled light massage. On the flip light touch continues then she says we are done. I ask if there is more she smile says no reminds me to tip if I enjoyed her service and walks out. I get dressed and on the way out she ask if I would like her business card. I say no thanks and leave. So it cost me 140 for a lackluster rub in an unsanitary environment. Lesson learned.

https://massage.eros.com/michigan/fi...198.htm?cat=83

https://detroit.rubratings.com/22544...M-U_l0HXiaUn0U

The Eros AD says. 7 for hh and $ for hr. Did you quote their AD?

[VipPro]

Anybody try this one? https://detroit.rubratings.com/234851.

Phone nr its local. Or it's scam? Thanks.

[Marcusman24]

This place is a bikini place. It was 130 for the half. I gave them 140 and they didn't give me change. They take me to a room with a small uncomfortable massage table that didn't have a covering on the face cradle. I used disinfectant on it before laying down. Cute short chubby 23 year old come in and lays a towel on me then provides a very unskilled light massage. On the flip light touch continues then she says we are done. I ask if there is more she smile says no reminds me to tip if I enjoyed her service and walks out. I get dressed and on the way out she ask if I would like her business card. I say no thanks and leave. So it cost me 140 for a lackluster rub in an unsanitary environment. Lesson learned.

https://massage.eros.com/michigan/fi...198.htm?cat=83

https://detroit.rubratings.com/22544...M-U_l0HXiaUn0U

[Marcusman24]

She is definitely quirky, very old and talk a lot. Massage was ok at best but she tries. Ending was exactly as described and she told me she doesn't do FS. Not my cup of tea so I won't repeat. But all in all she is a sweet old lady who tries hard.

She's been reviewed at her new location. I believe it is in Canton area. Same number, same service, just as quirky. I believe prices are the same. Most have reported hand or mouth (your choice) finish. 50-60 out the door for half hour, 80-100 total for hour. Some have reported FS is on the menu as well.