Stupid Shit in NoVa

[BlurryVision28]

Dude. Believe it. And often it doesn't take an extra tip. I guess a lotvof guys who visit them are overweight, and / or old, or socially awkward. Ie, people who have to pay for it.

When someone who they could / would date in real life comes through the door, and is paying them, it's an extra thrill. And it becomes less like "work".

This is 100% true. This is so true. From what they have told me, most of their clients are old, over weight, bad hygiene, or are just unattractive or give off weird vibes. And no offense to anyone who may fall into any of those categories, but when someone who looks like someone they would date. You can be the best part of their day and now their work is not as mentally taxing because they are enjoying more of their work now. And it could be the most refreshing part of their day.

[Squatty2]

Unless this dude looks like Brad Pitt I find it incredibly hard to believe all of the girls he has seen at these PV agencies are doing bare services on first visits. And looking at the reviews of some of them, especially at DT, the picture he paints is not accurate at all. Be wary of these reports fellas before you start blowing up the agency phones for inaccurate reports.

Dude. Believe it. And often it doesn't take an extra tip. I guess a lotvof guys who visit them are overweight, and / or old, or socially awkward. Ie, people who have to pay for it.

When someone who they could / would date in real life comes through the door, and is paying them, it's an extra thrill. And it becomes less like "work".

[BlurryVision28]

Unless this dude looks like Brad Pitt I find it incredibly hard to believe all of the girls he has seen at these PV agencies are doing bare services on first visits. And looking at the reviews of some of them, especially at DT, the picture he paints is not accurate at all. Be wary of these reports fellas before you start blowing up the agency phones for inaccurate reports.

This is like when I used to work out a lot, any everyone said I HAD to be on steroids. I take it as a compliment, listen. In my 15+ years of mongering, I've had more combined BBFS in the last 2 months than I had all those years. Don't know why or how, I do get told I look attractive all the time. I've been a long time lurker in this site and I wanted to give back information to the people. Whether you want to use it or not, is not up to me. Don't let what someone else did trigger an insecurity and make false accusations.

[BlurryVision28]

Unless this dude looks like Brad Pitt I find it incredibly hard to believe all of the girls he has seen at these PV agencies are doing bare services on first visits. And looking at the reviews of some of them, especially at DT, the picture he paints is not accurate at all. Be wary of these reports fellas before you start blowing up the agency phones for inaccurate reports.

Don't even listen to the guy above, PM me if you have any questions. I've been mongering for a while and even I am surprised the recent string of luck I've had. I got a few of their IG names and we follow each other.

I also have seen about every single current and former Girl from.

BG. That info dump will be coming soon too. Tho can never get a hold of them last month or so.

[BlurryVision28]

Unless this dude looks like Brad Pitt I find it incredibly hard to believe all of the girls he has seen at these PV agencies are doing bare services on first visits. And looking at the reviews of some of them, especially at DT, the picture he paints is not accurate at all. Be wary of these reports fellas before you start blowing up the agency phones for inaccurate reports.

Jessie is prolly 5'2 max and less than 115 lbs. She's very petite. Doesn't show like she will make a good connection right away, but she's pretty submissive.

I have no reason to lie, yes I look fairly attractive and work out. I'm telling you, when I do get BBFS, none of my engagements seem transactional. And they are making out with me early, middle and after.

The whole process is an art, my first time I struck out with Ellie at DT. Next time struck gold with Luna and Alana. I'll be honest, if the girl is ever feeling you as much (or more) as you're feeling them. You're in for a good time.

Your best chance of success is by maximizing the chemistry you can build from when they open the door and let you in, to before the action starts. I'm not giving you my play sheet. Look your best, act your best and treat them your best. That's all I say brother.

[BigPoppa2308]

Unless this dude looks like Brad Pitt I find it incredibly hard to believe all of the girls he has seen at these PV agencies are doing bare services on first visits. And looking at the reviews of some of them, especially at DT, the picture he paints is not accurate at all. Be wary of these reports fellas before you start blowing up the agency phones for inaccurate reports.

Jessie isn't very skinny though. She's average weight with a nice ass. Plus with shapely thighs and calves. Looks like you going by the current inaccurate website photos they are using to maybe draw in a different audience, LOL. Unless she became very skinny in the last month since I seen her. That's false. And I've seen her a lot of times.

Seems like your dump is tweaks of other encounters and looking at website photos just to sneak out Intel's about other girls or fish for info.

I'm doubting you seen most of the girls you dumped.

[Member #7176]

Posted in the sugar thread with no name or link. Another pointless post just to say look at me.

So, last evening I was with this chick and after one round of oral in all combinations 69 etc. I go for round 2 15 to 20 minutes later and she is riding me nicely. Actually, fucking me from top. After about 15 minutes of that, we attempt to change positions and notice that her period had started. Copious amounts of blood. She asked if I wanted to continue as she was ok with it. I was game. So, on we went. First doggy and then standing mish. Big mistake. Blood started to spread and I couldn't stand the smell and it was not helping. So, I tapped out and asked for BJ finish.

Of course, I tried get her to agree to anal at first. But she didn't bite. She might have agreed if I had said that I was uncomfortable with vaginal sex at that point. But, I wasn't sure. And was horny enough to bang regardless.

So, I guess I narrowly missed having her start bleeding into my mouth!! Redeeming aspect of the entire episode was that she has good head game and she swallows.

[Grafenberg]

Any guy who tells a woman -- in any venue -- "your loss" when they reject them is a grade A asshole and incredibly immature. It ranks only slightly above "Takes one to know one" and "I know I am, but what are you?

A person believing in absolutes is immature. Most mongers think paying for a MG or any online activities is being a simp, but maybe that guy gets off on it.

[FloorHump422]

Any guy who tells a woman -- in any venue -- "your loss" when they reject them is a grade A asshole and incredibly immature. It ranks only slightly above "Takes one to know one" and "I know I am, but what are you?

Agreed. The OP is basically upset that she called him out on being cheap. If it's out of your price range, move on. No need to devolve into emotional arguments. The sad thing is that he thought he was the adult in that interaction.

[Ernest Ll]

https://www.seeking.com/member/96af3...c-bc203bcf14ef

Talked to this one because, hey, she was young enough and cute enough, and we agreed to some initial ground rules, but then she had to be That Girl. I basically just said I had things to figure out, so I wasn't interested in someone asking for an allowance, and apparently that bugged her. Despite saying she was fine with PPM! She told me so long, good luck because of my minor concerns, so I said, "If you say so, your loss. " She came back with, "See, that's what I mean, you seem immature" - really? From someone half my age? It'd be hilarious if it weren't sad. Life is going to kick the shit out of her at some point when she realizes a big chunk of being a functioning adult is living with doubts and uncertainty. At least I give voice to them and confront them instead of pretending they don't exist. Now that is immature. Ugh. So, forewarned is forearmed for the rest of you.

Any guy who tells a woman -- in any venue -- "your loss" when they reject them is a grade A asshole and incredibly immature. It ranks only slightly above "Takes one to know one" and "I know I am, but what are you?

[FourNick8]

Well that solves that and confirms my doubts on the post.

This is what a fellow monger has to day "I stopped by yesterday and asked for Angela. I was presented with a lady definitely not in her 30's so I asked if there was a girl with a rose tattoo. They said the owner got rid of her. ".

Of course the current girls are going to protect the AMP's reputation after this girl was fired for being too friendly.

[PSmith0380]

Not one to doubt, but I spoke to both ladies today at Sunshine and both deny this happened when I asked about the rose tattoo on the stomach both took me to the room opened unzipped their pants down to their trimmed Bush and neither had a tattoo, you may ask why they did that, she said he had to prove ourselves and please pass the word around that we don't do what's being reported, we offer a massage a little tease and a nice release. So hearing that directly from them and partaking in a 4 hand hh on the house I believe what they say.

Well that solves that and confirms my doubts on the post.

[SolomenTepaja]

I understand the instinct to want to protect Tina #2. As I said, she is a nice lady I've seen off and on for over a decade and I had never publically reviewed her. I like her a lot, and I was quite surprised to see a review of her, much less two. But that made me think the cat was already out of the bag. So I connected the dots for everyone.

In fact, the first reviewer said he hadn't seen Tina #2 in years. He was just pointing out her nationality is that of someone another monger was specifically looking for. Then FourNick8's review came through and everyone was asking about her. Meanwhile, after reading his review I was more interested in a lady offering the services of Tina #1. (I left the review of her down below to remind everyone of her services). Frankly, I'm surprised Tina #1 is not the one people here got fixated on. But what do I know?

I can give you a few more details of what to expect that may temper some of the enthusiasm for Tina #2. 1) If you want a real CMT level massage-or something even tangentially resembling a real massage-she is not a good choice. You will definitely want to look elsewhere for that. 2) Her idea of a BJ is getting close to it and literally blowing on it. That visual never did much for me, so it never resulted in a facial. 3) She is over the age of Medicare eligibility. If you're too young to know that age, look it up.

No doubt a stampede has already started. Such is the nature of these reviews.

I guess since my handle slighty changed with the use of a capital Tee, I will sign off this time as: "The Handy Man".

(You got me there, Mr. Moderator! LOL!

Ok, the cat is out of the bag so to speak. I withheld Tina's location, not for selfish reasons, but too somehow protect her. Several senior members have PM'd me and I gladly provided the information to those interested but I didn't want mongers crowding what is essentially not an AMP.

Unlike the Chinese -overstay tourist visa- learned the massage trade in Flushing -girls you usually find in AMPs, Tina is a real person with a real business, and a real family here in NOVA. She is also the nicest lady you could meet. If you see her treat her nice.

Hello my friends.

This is my 1st post, but I've been around this block for more than a minute.

I don't know anything about Tina #1, but I can solve the mystery of Tina #2. The info dates back to post 18442.

Tina #2 is a very nice lady. But you should know she is NOVA only and her nether region is more tightly guarded than Fort Knox.
Two Tina #2 tips:

1) If you don't like a baby oil scent, take your own bottle of oil or lotion to whomever you see. Problem solved.

2) Tina #2's shop is open on Sundays, but don't go see her that day. For personal reasons she cannot accommodate mongers.

I've seen her a couple of times a year over the last decade. While her massage skills are lacking, she provides a nice solomente paja.

Adios Amigos.

This week I saw two completely different Tina's. Both were mentioned in this forum in the last month. I won't give the location details but if you keep up with the forum posts you will know where they are. Both were walk-ins as I don't normally call to make appointments. After reading the reviews try to guess which one I will visit again tomorrow.

Tina #1.

Walked into the a AMP that doesn't advertise or have a posted number. Was met by Tina, I knew by the tats mentioned in a previous review. Reminds me of a high class escort a few years past her prime. Was led to a room with purple mood lighting and asked how long. I said one hour and forked over the. 6 house fee, got undressed and laid on the table. Tina returned and started an uneventful massage for about 20 min and then asked me to turn over.

On the flip she asked what I wanted and I said "everything" to which she replied $. 4 and in advance (Flashing is teaching them this advance shit). She returns, strips down, dabs some lube oil on her pussy (cherry flavor) and jerks me a little before putting a bag on. She then DTBJ me for 5 min before we go standing mish, CG, mish when she says "you want doggie?" and then doggie. I am pounding her real hard and she is taking it like a porn star. Afterwards we lay together on the table for a few minutes and then she tells she is just down from Flushing and gives me her personal phone number.

Tina #2.

Walked into her salon to find her with one Japanese customer and ask is massage available? She says in ten minutes and motions me to wait on the sofa within earshot. They are talking women shit while finishing the manicure and Tina tells her she has been here since 1990 and married to a Chinese man for 30 years. When the manicure is finished Tina leads me over to the massage room. It's a small room crowded with oils and waxing stuff with a large mirror on one wall and a plastic foot guard on the wall just below that. I ask for an hour and she tells me to undress and leaves.

Not knowing what to expect I strip and lay face down. She returned and is a little chatterbox like a schoolgirl. Starts rubbing everywhere (and I mean everywhere) my ass, balls, and knuckling my dick with the same attention given to my back and legs. After 10 minutes of this I'm rock hard and ask her "turn over now?" Tina says sure and as soon as I flip she is stroking me with oil. One hand on my shaft and the other on my balls. I've been to Siagon Hot Toc's and never had a hand job this good. For the next 45 min she stroked, teased, and edged me and all the while making girlish small talk and giggling like this is her first time. I'm just chatting to her, staring at her cute face, her body in the mirror, and the 2 ct Dimond wedding band on her ring finger around my dick. OTC was encouraged and a little titty squeeze but when I went for pussy play she said "no, I'm a married woman".

The most incredible visual was she would bend over and place her face an inch over you dick and blow. The forth or fifth time she did this I blew my load with most of it landed on her face. She didn't stop the soft stroking and this was the most intense cumshot I remember having ever. She giggling some more and cleaned me up. Total damage. 6 for massage and. 4 for tip.

[CoolWays]

Visited Sunshine last week in the early afternoon. Its a relatively new place right off business 234. Walked in and was greeted by the thin 30 something Chinese girl wearing white jeans (I always considered them ***** jeans) and a red button down shirt. Believe she said her name was Angela. The place was dead and she appeared to be the only one there. She checks my temp then leads me to a room where I ask for an hour and give her. 6. She returns, hands me a Jackson back and says a HHR is better- strange.

I finished getting undressed while she dims the lights starts a nothing massage. I'm not feeling it so after 5 min I flip myself. We agree to a NOVA for. 4 and I start roaming while she gets busy. I lift yo her shirt to get a glimpse of her natural C's but what intrigues me more is the top of a rose tat popping out of her waist line. I unsnap and unzip her jeans to find a large flower tat on a perfectly flat stomach and I tug on the panties to find a perfectly smooth cooch below that.

We started negotiating for a closer look but she starts to get shy and says mamas doesn't allow. I offer her. 8 and she agrees and makes me promise not to tell anyone. What she does next is simply amazing. She pulls her jeans down to her knees and the climbs on top with her feet above my shoulders. She then squats over me like she's taking and Asian piss and plants her pussy hard right on my face. At that point I'm penetrating her with my nose and licking the sweetest clit ever..

Not one to doubt, but I spoke to both ladies today at Sunshine and both deny this happened when I asked about the rose tattoo on the stomach both took me to the room opened unzipped their pants down to their trimmed Bush and neither had a tattoo, you may ask why they did that, she said he had to prove ourselves and please pass the word around that we don't do what's being reported, we offer a massage a little tease and a nice release. So hearing that directly from them and partaking in a 4 hand hh on the house I believe what they say.

[Czech]

I guess all of the condescending and judgmental posts has resulted in his ban. Good riddance honestly.

It is all respecting each other's opinion. Unfortunately, that may not be his forte (as we have seen how he talked trash when other forum members were discussing about increasing price vs. Quality of services in the DMV area). But then, who am I to judge.