Massage Parlor Reports

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the reviews.

When I visited Madison for a TOFTT, I got the chance to meet Alissa in the flesh. I had been wary of visiting her in the past, even more so about some recent reviews, but I chatted with her after my session with Madison and got some instant vibes of wanting a session with her. It didn't take long. And let me tell you, she's my MILF unicorn. She's a badass sexy woman who knows how to tease and please.

Pros:
Looks better than her posted pics, she's gorgeous IMO.
Extremely sexy and sensual.
Amazing time on the table.

Cons:
Only had time for a Hhr visit because it was so late. No way I'm booking less than an hour with her in the future.
She is 100% what I'm looking for in a masseuse and if some of my other reviews have led you to find decent options in that aspect, Alissa is another one to check out.

Bodyworkbyus continues to offer really good choices. I get it, they're not the only option in town but I have a hard time going elsewhere when the likes of Alex, Alissa, Brit, Kacie and others are there with new ones coming in.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/061675995248

I was in town and wanted to have some fun. I didn't quite realize that this was a massage but I have to admit that this was one of the best experiences I've had with a massage, ever. She is unbelievably hot and this massage was beyond my expectations. Perhaps my experience is better than most but she's my new ATF and will be a guarantee go to whenever I'm in GR. I'm not going to go in to details but I would highly recommend that you see if her if you can get some of her time. You won't regret it.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/134397213297

Shame you had trouble. I have had a lot of fun with Alissa. She is quite attractive, fit, and fun. But she doesn't work often, which can make her especially busy on the times she is in. That makes managing the schedule tough.

Better luck next time.

She is a complete waste of time. Set up an appointment last night and told me to wait in the parking lot and message her when I got there. I got there a little early and let her know I was there. Didn't hear anything back and messaged her again at my appointment time and still didn't hear anything back. After waiting 10 min I told her that it was past my appointment time and she wasn't responding so I was leaving. But the part that pissed me off the most was as she had me sitting there waiting because she didn't want me to come into the building until she told me to I saw 3 other guys walk into the building. So why are they allowed to walk in and I have to wait in my car? She has to learn time management and communication to the people she already has booked an appointments with.

[Wolverines]

Thanks guys.

I saw Ava at Panacea. My only complaint isn't with her, but the appointment system there. I got there and my scheduled appointment was showing as cancelled. She had another appointment scheduled 30 minutes later and asked if I could just do half hour instead of the hour I had booked. I told her I would rather not since I drove 2 hours. She was super nice and rescheduled her other appointment. I had a great time with her. The massage was excellent and I left much more relaxed than when I walked in.

I had another appointment with her scheduled for another day. I made sure to ask that I was put in the books for 2 pm. I got there at 1:30 and my appointment was not on the books. And I was told that since they didn't have any appointments and were slow, that they were going to be closing at 2.

I'm not sure if I will give them another shot. But if they don't fix the scheduling system. I will not be going back. Even though Ava was amazing.

Longtime Serenity / Hayley customer, frustrated with lack of response. Tuesday of this week pulled in to Serenity and noticed another gent buzzing at the door, waiting and receiving no response. Don't understand what's going on there. Drove straight from there to Panacea. First time there.

Spoke with Eve when I walked in, and drew Ava. If I try Panacea again, will most certainly try Eve, stunning. $ for hh. Ava was conversational. Massage and flip were decent. Limited roaming. Good music. Ava asked how she was doing and wanted to please. Very nice girl and worth the visit.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for reporting back.

Sorry to hear, I have seen Aliese numerous times and thought she was awesome. My last visit with her was below par at best. I usually will give a lady the benefit of the doubt if they are off for an appointment, everyone has personal stuff going on, but I was taken aback by how non sensual the experience was.

For me personally my time and money will be spent elsewhere. If I ever go back to panacea, it'll be with Natalie or someone who has been more favorably reviewed recently. I don't want to try and figure out if this is becoming more of a trend with the ladies there or if it's only an exception.

Damn that sucks, sorry that happened to you. I haven't seen Aliese in a while but usually she gets completely nude right at the start. I wonder if it was her time of the month, although that still is no excuse for the rudeness. I agree with the other poster that if you declined the flip, she didn't deserve a tip with that attitude but since she did the flip and HJ, I would have just tipped the minimal like $20 and maybe that would teach her to be a little more kind.

I have visited Panacea several times and have seen most of the popular therapists and always left very happy. I am familiar with how Panacea is and what not to expect. I am a good tipper and always show up freshly showered. This time, I showed up as a walk in (normally I call ahead and get an appointment with one of the therapists that I am familiar with). The only one available was Aliese, so I figured what the hell, why not. I knew she has been there a long time. I chose an hour because I don't like to be rushed. I was surprised that she didn't get comfortable right away and after a short time, I asked her if she would. Her response was kinda bitchy, but after a short time she reluctantly did down to her panties. I rubbed her legs a bit and her ass. As I rubbed around the front, she said (in a very bitchy and snappy voice) Don't go under. Although it really ruined the mood, I tried to blow it off and said something like I thought you might like it and she just said that's why I left them on. It wasn't as much as what she said, but how she said it. At that point, I backed off and was quiet. For the ending, I just tried my best to make it as quick as possible as I just wanted it to be over. I still tipped her. 5, but I normally tip more even for a half hour. I even had one experience that was at the wrong time of the months and pants stayed on and I still tipped more (that was only a half hour too). I will never repeat with Aliese again, even if she's the only one working. I know some people seem to like her, but I never want to repeat that experience again. When I say bitchy and snappy, that's putting it mildly. I have never had anyone at any spa respond the way she did and I don't feel I did anything to deserve it. I am respectful and don't do anything beyond anyone's wishes, but I can't read her mind.

[Wolverines]

Thanks Clark.

Finally got a chance to see Ari again a couple of weeks ago. Still working out of her downtown residence. Booked an hr appt. At 70 hr. Great massage, she really can work out all your kinks. Good amount of teasing and conversation. Ended up finishing Russian. Tip was hr rate for a total of $40. YMMV but more is on the table. Would repeat.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...m/066173145463

[Wolverines]

Thanks for all the reports.

Saw Madison at bodywork, sweet girl. Friendly convo, takes direction well. Seems to genuinely enjoy what she's doing. She is still kinda new so a little hesitant to initiate but is willing to do what makes the client happy. Will definitely repeat!

So for a few weeks now, I've been trying to sync schedules with Madisson at Bodyworks By Us. Well, as it turns out, today was the day! I got together with her for a half hour visit.

From my first introduction, I have told her what I am looking for, and she.

I arrived at their location, which I have been to several times now, and I was grateful to see it is still pristine, safe, and private, with a private entrance. I let her know I was there and she opened the door for me.

I was greeted by a beautiful young woman that instantly made me recall all of my secretary fantasies. The look, the glasses, the cheeriness. Like an intern in my office! She has a delightful ass, and a disarming smile. I was shown my room and told to get comfortable. Plenty of light, clean sheets, and soothing music. I was ready and she was back within a minute or so.

She used oil, and gave me a somewhat hard massage, just like I asked. It was spot on. She was effective in not staying in one spot, and concentrating on the areas I told her needed attention. She did pretty much exactly what I asked for.

She got comfortable from the start, and I was able delight in her soft skin and the assets I was needing to explore. Good conversation, and silence when it felt right. She managed to get all my spots while on my stomach.

With the flip, I really got to take in her beauty. Like I said, she has the look that fulfills my secretary fantasy, but she also is reminiscent of the girl next door for sure. Her youth, her smile, those glasses. A great combination. Her hands were busy on me and mine on her, and she was oh so encouraging the whole time. The finish was extremely satisfying.

I have no doubt I will see her again. I know what she can do for me, and she meets almost every checkmark on my list. The rate for the half hour is $110. Typical for Brits place. Well worth it in my book. She is VERY good at communicating, so get a hold of her and let her take care of you too!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...h/754687349688

Had my second visit with Madison from bodywork and was better than the first. Will definitely see again.

So. My schedule has changed I normally partake in one or two weekly appointments. However with my schedule change I have to do evenings now. I happened upon Madison at body works. I have nothing bad to say. She is sweet and cute. Very sensual prices on her ad on tryst otherwise feel free to pm me for digits. My time with her has been magical. You don't have to believe me and frankly she might not be your cup of tea but she is dependent and a great time. Side note please bare with her she is very tired and only works after 9 pm.

Saw Madison again, haven't seen any other reviews of her since my TOFTT and unsure how much she's working. I believe she's later at night only, which works well for you who can't cut away during the day.

Pros:
2nd visit was better than the first, she is quickly learning how to handle appointments.
Went in for a Hhr, stayed for an hr, time flew LOL.
Massage skills better than before.
Extremely enjoyable and drawn out flip.

Cons:
She's still new, not a con for me but not your seasoned veteran just yet.

Recommend and will repeat. Stay safe!

https://tryst.link/massage/new-hottie

I've seen a few posts asking about Madison and hopefully will provide you with some insight to consider visiting her. I was her first client, so I guess it's as good as a TOFTT as I'll get LOL.

Pros:
I liked her massage technique. Nice pressure.
She was nervous in a surprisingly cute way.
Extremely nice, receptive to input.
Gives off a sexy librarian vibe, maybe it was the glasses.

Cons:
In all honesty I would feel like it would be a disservice to her to give any negative feedback being she's so new to this. With that being said, I would suggest taking this into account seeing her.
She's green, she's learning, she's asks a lot of questions (in a good way) but what she is not yet is an expert in craft. I am confident she will learn quickly. Just be kind and honest and you'll enjoy.
I enjoyed my session with her and will repeat. The problem is there are many good choices with Bodyworkbyus that I want the Brit buffet and will not limit myself to just one of them LOL.

Stay safe!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...h/754687349688

[Wolverines]

Thanks 4 the reviews.

Had an amazing time per usual with Berlin earlier this morning and then later this afternoon with Kacie. Don't worry guys I'm not a millionaire although if I was I'd see them everyday LOL. It just worked out with my crazy work schedule to see them both on the same day. I crunch 65 hrs a week in 5 days and Fridays are a normal 8 hr work day for me. Anyway. Yeah. Kacie and Berlin are two gorgeous ladies both inside and out. Their kindness and ability to hold a caring and sincere conversation is just as refreshing as the massage itself. I've seen Berlin 3 times now and Kacie was my first today. Oh how I can't wait until I'm done with child support so I can hopefully afford more frequent visits someday. They both have my loyalty, admiration, and love from here on out. It's not only Friday but I'm the happiest I've been in a long time. These are beautiful and kind souls fellas. Let's not take them for granted. Peace and love.

Had a great massage with Berlin. She gives much better than the average massage out there. She has a beautiful body and all over tan, better looking than her picture She would fit perfectly on a boat in a bikini soaking up the sun. She has a great personality, energy and positive attitude. I enjoyed getting to know her just as much as the massage.

She was fun throughout and not shy to jump on top to work out any tight areas. Flip was fun and got all I expected on my first solo visit. I will definitely add her to the top of my rotation. For being newer, she definitely performs like an expert. YMMV as she prefers non aggressive clients.

No additional services offered by her or the group there outside of a body slide. Hard to schedule as she is popular, not a surprise as she is very attractive and some will pay for that. Price in her ad.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...k/493707894182

[Love The Lips]

I've been a long-time frequenter of Panacea (six+ years) and I feel somewhat bad that I haven't made reports on my dozens of good experiences- I'll be sure to do so in the future. But today, for the first time ever, I had an AWFUL time. Gorgeous darker skinned girl, maybe Latina or mixed, didn't catch her name, checked me in for half hour. In the room I placed $40 on the counter- always at least the starting point. Well same girl comes in and asks what the $40 is for. I told her "your tip" and she said that all the girls there "work different" and she won't do HJ for $40. Wants $80. I never had this here before. Caught off guard I offered sixty and she reluctantly agreed. After 30 seconds of rubbing my back and arms she asks if I want to turn over. Really? So I did- total limp noodle (that $ discussion really sapped all the sexy out of it) but I tried to make the best of it. Jackhammered my buddy, and swatted away my hand when I reached for her leg with "No touching, kay?" I asked her to get the towels and clean me up. Absolute waste. I've spent a lot of time getting to know some of the girls here, still miss some of the old ones who aren't there anymore, and I've always been treated well and treated them well. I gave this chick the extra $20 we agreed because I'm not a prick, but if this is an indication of the future of the joint it's heartbreaking. At the very least I'll have to call ahead from now on and only schedule with the girls I know.

That's terrible! Most of the good ones there get comfortable (nude) right away without prompting, if they don't, I ask them to. Touching, titty sucking and usually FIV is the norm, if not their tip will reflect it. The fun ones that I'm aware of currently are Lexi, Eve, Ava and Annie. These ladies never mention a tip and don't do the awkward negotiating. Also, the queen Natasha is now back on Fridays!

[Wolverines]

Thanks for toftt.

So decided to TOFTT to see if I could end a FS dry spell. Long story, short: Ended the dry spell, but not worth it at all.

I actually find her first in the escort section of STG but she also posts in massage as well:

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/793783726167

Melanie herself is real and was willing to send a specific verification pic of my pose choice. Like most MPs, she has a little more tummy than her pictures would suggest, thick but not fat, and pretty good looking, especially for Latina lovers like myself. The place she operates out of is a fairly new salon-type spot at the end of the mini plaza on Eastern next to the graveyard (she said she's only been open for about 6 months). She has a few other girls working there with her, one of which I will also be talking about, and they were just hanging out and talking literal feet from the "room" I was lead to, which only had a curtain partition.

Believe it or not, this is where things take a turn, not a terrible one, but definitely not good. First off, the door fee is $$ for an hr. To be fair to her, that is the advertised fee, so shame on me for assuming more than I should've. The shame due to her is how horribly she shorted my time. If I was being insanely generous, I would say she may have rubbed me for about 10 minutes, before leaving out to take care of some other customer that walked in (I guess none of the other girls can take care of the business end stuff). She had me flip while she was out and when she came back, that's when she informed me that that $$ didn't even include her getting comfortable, which she wanted an extra $ for just that. And forget FS, she only does that for return costumers. She did allow touching, but that's kinda pointless over clothes to me.

At this point, I should've just cut my losses and took the tug, but I guess she sensed my disappointment, cause she offered to tag out with one of her girls that would do FS, as long as I paid another $$. Fuck it, I'm already here and I'd have to pay even more than that to go see my usual go to, so I said fine, no point for a total loss. In walks in another, less cute, but still good looking Latina girl (think Lauren / London from pacific but about 100 pounds smaller) who Melanie called Star.

Sidenote: I'm fairly certain she was this girl: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/201722886142.

Same name, the escort ad styles match up and the body type is similar, albeit thinner in the pics. Same goes for this girl: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...m/072368384474 who was a red head, actually body accurate, white girl I saw chilling out there. I can't confirm either one of them, but I'd be willing to put money on it that they are.

Anyway, Star comes in, strips, and gives an unremarkable CBJ, then bends over for some good enough covered K9. Not $$ good, but good enough that I didn't feel like it was a total waste.

All in all, I think Melanie is going to be wondering why her business is failing soon enough. Which sucks, cause the girls themselves were pretty cute and well mannered, none of them were rude or snotty and all greeted me when I walked in and left, and the two I interacted with gave off really chill vibes (for the few minutes I actually had with them). But I didn't get a $$ experience. Firstly, they need an actual room for the girls to hang out and talk in away from massage rooms. The ending wasn't really worth $$ and the massage damn sure wasn't either. If the door fee wasn't writing on the wall enough, the time shorting is definitely going to be the nail in the coffin. From time I walked in to time I walked out, was exactly 25 minutes, and that includes Melanie walking out once and then swapping with another. With any luck, Melanie will get a dose of reality, realize she's trying to run a business in GR, NOT NYC, and fix her pricing and time shorting. Otherwise the best I could hope for is that they all find there ways to either pacific (cascade not kentwood) or just straight up go the independent escorts route and figure out some realistic pricing, cause I would like to experience more of these girls before writing them all off for good, but that ain't going to happen with their current business model.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the heads up.

Stay away!

Total ripoff. The girl is the one in the pics, she is hot, but the experience is awful. Paid 1 hour up front and was ripped off on time while experiencing THE most disengaged, awful excuse of a HJ of my life. Told the guy who was waiting in the parking lot to leave and don't do it, so at least I saved someone their dough and kept them from a customer. Please keep away from these two (there's a girl who just takes money and schedules).

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...d/492376037325

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review.

I had time to kill and stopped by TOP long day honestly stopped because I know they have a shower. Only girl I saw was summer. To be clear it's not a massage but I knew this going in first 20 minutes was dead silent I was ready to leave. But it was a 14 hour day and the light touch felt good. Tip was mentioned but I just ignored it. While I was still on my chest we started talking about life and she started to open up. On the flip she started to undress I made mention of how much I had and then how much I was going to spend (off went the clothes she is a few years younger then and typically I don't like the spinner body but. I had a great time got my full hr and left happy. I'm writing this only because I know its been rather dreadful reviews for the most part but for a quick fix a smile and charming attitude seemed to get me the same service I get at body works for less donation.

[Tommey]

I've been a long-time frequenter of Panacea (six+ years) and I feel somewhat bad that I haven't made reports on my dozens of good experiences- I'll be sure to do so in the future. But today, for the first time ever, I had an AWFUL time. Gorgeous darker skinned girl, maybe Latina or mixed, didn't catch her name, checked me in for half hour. In the room I placed $40 on the counter- always at least the starting point. Well same girl comes in and asks what the $40 is for. I told her "your tip" and she said that all the girls there "work different" and she won't do HJ for $40. Wants $80. I never had this here before. Caught off guard I offered sixty and she reluctantly agreed. After 30 seconds of rubbing my back and arms she asks if I want to turn over. Really? So I did- total limp noodle (that $ discussion really sapped all the sexy out of it) but I tried to make the best of it. Jackhammered my buddy, and swatted away my hand when I reached for her leg with "No touching, kay?" I asked her to get the towels and clean me up. Absolute waste. I've spent a lot of time getting to know some of the girls here, still miss some of the old ones who aren't there anymore, and I've always been treated well and treated them well. I gave this chick the extra $20 we agreed because I'm not a prick, but if this is an indication of the future of the joint it's heartbreaking. At the very least I'll have to call ahead from now on and only schedule with the girls I know.

I can confirm, as Annie did, that woman was Haley. She is awful. I highly recommend people avoid her.

Also for everyone's benefit, Zoey provides the exact same experience. Another one to avoid.

There are a number of very good ones still there, but not those two.

[BigGuy357]

I've known Sweety for 10 years and have never known her to smoke anything.

You might be referring to reviews of Sweet Megan.

Simply Sweet is the best bang for your buck and a great masseuse.

No roaming or clothes come off but the conversation is as great as the massage.

He tickle the Pickle can actually last the whole session, if that's what you want.

Sweety is awesome and a nonsmoker.

I will repeat.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/412409890330

I can't disagree as I did not witness any smoking. I should have more accurately reported the scent of smoke was in the air as I entered. And, as I said, it was not in the massage room. I do not know what the cause was. I will definitely be back.

[Swcdt]

I've been a long-time frequenter of Panacea (six+ years) and I feel somewhat bad that I haven't made reports on my dozens of good experiences- I'll be sure to do so in the future. But today, for the first time ever, I had an AWFUL time. Gorgeous darker skinned girl, maybe Latina or mixed, didn't catch her name, checked me in for half hour. In the room I placed $40 on the counter- always at least the starting point. Well same girl comes in and asks what the $40 is for. I told her "your tip" and she said that all the girls there "work different" and she won't do HJ for $40. Wants $80. I never had this here before. Caught off guard I offered sixty and she reluctantly agreed. After 30 seconds of rubbing my back and arms she asks if I want to turn over. Really? So I did- total limp noodle (that $ discussion really sapped all the sexy out of it) but I tried to make the best of it. Jackhammered my buddy, and swatted away my hand when I reached for her leg with "No touching, kay?" I asked her to get the towels and clean me up. Absolute waste. I've spent a lot of time getting to know some of the girls here, still miss some of the old ones who aren't there anymore, and I've always been treated well and treated them well. I gave this chick the extra $20 we agreed because I'm not a prick, but if this is an indication of the future of the joint it's heartbreaking. At the very least I'll have to call ahead from now on and only schedule with the girls I know.

Last time I was considering going there I called ahead to see who was working and the girl got pretty bitchy like it was a huge inconvenience for her to answer that simple question. Needless to say, I did not go there that evening. Maybe next time I will call and ask if the ones I'm interested in are working. Theres alot of good talent there but a couple of them can really wreck a good time.

[ClarkEtt]

Set up an appt with blue the other day. Great communication and easy set up. Got held up in traffic and let her know I was running just a few minutes late. She said ok no problem. I get there and she comes out and I guess took a walk in before I got there. Maybe she thought I wouldn't show? Her next available time was a few hours later which wouldn't work. Didn't get to have a session with her. Pros it was definitely her in the pics. May try again when I have some free time.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/060700824713

[ClarkEtt]

Went and saw summer at TOP for the first time. Booked an hr massage at 60 hr. I would guess that's her in the pictures, defiantly a beautiful girl. Massage was good, nice and firm and no complaints. Lots of teasing pre-flip and had me ready. Opted for fully nude HJ ending at $. I know other reviews mentioned that she wouldn't take her bottoms off but no problem there. She also has her nipples pierced if your into that. Session ended a few minutes early but in fairness she told me to flip when I was ready, needless to say I didn't want to wait so some of that is on me. Great overall, would repeat. Only thing I didn't like was she had me get up and show her the tip before she would start. Maybe a first time thing? Total damage $60, a little high but in line with other parlors in town.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/307834824551