Grand Rapids Pugilistic Society

[NWMich]

I fully empty my bladder before each encounter and know exactly how to make myself squirt. It is not coming from the urethra itself but rather from the skene's glands. The Skene's glands are located just inside the urethra and secrete an entirely different liquid. It does not taste nor does it smell like urine in a properly hydrated female. It has a sweet taste and almost no aroma and a woman whose vaginal pH is within the proper range and a woman who drinks plenty of water.

LOL. This is laughable.

[DjBiker]

Ah yeah it has happened to me. She didn't know me from Adam and went straight for the balls while I was on my stomach, I don't know if she ever touched my back or legs.

But did she cause she thought you were going to write bad review and your the all powerful like that dude? LOL, I'm sure it happens but not the way he addressed it I'm sure.

[WayneJWorld]

When someone lobs a pitch you got to take a swing.

The comment made by a person "oh your that guy, I might as well blow you before massage" now really, is there one person on this thing that believes that bullshit? What a arrogant d / bag.

Its laughable, have one of your stable girls verify that, this guy jeeeeeesh.

Has this happened to anyone else? Hahahahaha.

Ah yeah it has happened to me. She didn't know me from Adam and went straight for the balls while I was on my stomach, I don't know if she ever touched my back or legs.

[DjBiker]

When someone lobs a pitch you got to take a swing.

The comment made by a person "oh your that guy, I might as well blow you before massage" now really, is there one person on this thing that believes that bullshit? What a arrogant d / bag.

Its laughable, have one of your stable girls verify that, this guy jeeeeeesh.

Has this happened to anyone else? Hahahahaha.

[Admin2]

I fully empty my bladder before each encounter and know exactly how to make myself squirt. It is not coming from the urethra itself but rather from the skene's glands. The Skene's glands are located just inside the urethra and secrete an entirely different liquid. It does not taste nor does it smell like urine in a properly hydrated female. It has a sweet taste and almost no aroma and a woman whose vaginal pH is within the proper range and a woman who drinks plenty of water.

Not judging, I know people who dig water sports but according to chemical analysis and ultrasound imagery it's piss.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

[AdorableRose]

If somebody really wants to believe that there's an undiscovered organ creating large amounts of some mysterious liquid, they probably won't allow themselves to be convinced it's pee.

Muscles that contract during orgasm can put enough pressure on the bladder to force urine secretions. Just because squirting is a real thing doesn't mean there's a separate fluid. Even if you've just finished peeing, some urine remains behind, so liquid can always be squeezed out.

The girlfriends I've had who have squirted have done so accidentally and were kind of embarrassed about it because they were smart enough to know the liquid was coming from their urethra, but there are women who really don't understand their own anatomy, so I wouldn't be surprised if some of them think it's something else.

Prostitutes are a different story though. They know they're peeing on you because they're probably faking their orgasms. But if you're going to give them more money if they wet the bed while you're banging them, of course they'll do it. Urine is pretty harmless though. If you like it, just enjoy it.

I fully empty my bladder before each encounter and know exactly how to make myself squirt. It is not coming from the urethra itself but rather from the skene's glands. The Skene's glands are located just inside the urethra and secrete an entirely different liquid. It does not taste nor does it smell like urine in a properly hydrated female. It has a sweet taste and almost no aroma and a woman whose vaginal pH is within the proper range and a woman who drinks plenty of water.

[AdorableRose]

Can't you just feel the sexual tension between Adorable Rose and Private parts? Kind of like Sam and Diane on Cheers?

Just go ahead and get a room you two kids!

Clearly I'm joking.

G2.

He's just afraid he might like me. I'm a really likeable person according to pretty much everyone who's met me.

[Gene2]

Can't you just feel the sexual tension between Adorable Rose and Private parts? Kind of like Sam and Diane on Cheers?

Just go ahead and get a room you two kids!

Clearly I'm joking.

G2.

[PrivateParts]

I was more diplomatic in the other thread.

I wholeheartedly disagree Private Parts. If a monger cannot respect my discretion,

I think we can wholeheartedly disagree on what our respective definition of "discretion" is.

I will not add to his picture collection.

Really? Your ad includes multiple naked pics of your phat a $$ including close up of a hairy vagina. Remind me how this is either discreet or thwarting pic collectors?

As far as I am concerned, the only one who would request or even require that I send them a face picture would be a cop.

Yet you literally have a face pic in your sex ad!?

If I send a selfie and it ends up being a sting, that just makes it all the more easy for them to arrest me.

First off, they don't arrest you over the phone. They do it when they see you in person which they'll do regardless if you send a pic or not. Secondly your ad includes a list of every sexual act in the book along with client review screen grabs that confirm you have sex for money. But you think a PG rated selfie is more incriminating than that? Ok.

Your advice isn't very good ...

Actually it's great for mongers.

because it doesn't respect the provider's need for discretion.

Sigh, see all of the above. Your ad is one of the least obfuscated ones out there. I doubt the multiple uses of the word "cum" in your ad could throw Barney Fife or Roscoe P. Coltrane off your trail.

Also, you never want to speak of cash or even electronic payments directly.

Yes yes we know. I'm sure the courts still haven't cracked the complex code of what "80/120/200" means in response to a text asking about rates. We're so doggone clever!

Stay safe out there guys!

Thanks, we're trying to.

[New Guy Not]

Some of these girls meet guys randomly and the guys accept that their girl is going to have sex with other guys to help out with bills. Soon, they both realize it's not going to work out and they split up. Sometimes the girls do want to have a normal life, they leave for a while before they realize that most of the guys that they are attracted to are even bigger losers than most of their clients were. At least their clients had money.

Lame generalization. These girls often have nothing to offer. Have huge addiction issues. They often have no possessions or any responsibility. They are often the losers with a very limited support system. In my experience the addiction will override everything. No matter what material things you can offer the addiction wins. You can give them everything addiction still wins. You cannot ever expect any addict to live a normal life. They are to disruptive if you do the 9 to 5 grind. It's more often they get asked to leave or kicked out. We're all losers in here, Paying / selling for pussy / companionship. These woman think exactly that of you until they meet you. And they will never forget how they met you. They play their games and most men fall for their game.

[JChantal]

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[Naughty12]

Just looking for any info on her. I've seen her ads before and I think she's hot as fuck and her ass looks amazing. Just want to know if she's legit.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/384196196877

Seriously? She's been reviewed. . read new member guide. And be original and get yourself a different screen name!. I'm not going to be confused with a wreckless nube. This smells like a self review.

[Monger01]

I think you mean Perfect 10, let me know if I'm mistaken.

Ahh crap! Yes I meant Perfect 10.

[Sbff1]

Unless you have your tongue planted up his ass he posts pics of teeth on his dash damn pay attention d / a.

Well if he posts that pic, with no teeth, he's not hiding it is he.

You are proving yourself to be a true dumb ass, which is unfortunate because if you ever did have anything worth a shit to contribute it would be dismissed.

I don't know Benz, and I find some of his reviews on the way too positive side, but you are just an a hole!

[UtrGuy]

Being a John isn't a felony. If any of us get busted we will pay a fine and move on. Why would any of us trade that to become some kind of sting helper? Are you that paranoid or that stupid?
Blonde25, yea, I kept my distance from her and several others that were caught in Wayland years ago bust.

I think you mean Perfect 10, let me know if I'm mistaken.