Massage Parlor Reports

[Hkd01]

Stopped by yesterday afternoon. Knew beforehand there's no extras, and conformed. Very solid massage though. There is one lady maybe about 40 ish. Recommend if you want good massage.

[Phantxtc]

https://sports.yahoo.com/massage-sch...100107791.html

Interesting article with a lot to take in. The key takeaways for me are: (1) continue to steer clear of any place that seems like trafficking might be going on; (2) apparently cops are changing tactics and not really going after the potential acts of prostitution but are focused on the real crime of trafficking. That's the way it *should* be.

[NoFearToTry]

So with a little bit of time I made for my self I wandered about this weekend checking out a few places, here are the updates and sightings.

Started out on the east side of town getting some yummy food at a Chinese restaurant that one my regulars like and took her food and was asked to stay an eat with them but I did not I had other ideas and rolled out and about then down powell to see some places I have not stopped in for a long time and some not ever after a spin up and down 82 for some entertainment and a stroller survey.

First stop was stump town 74th, shitty parking unless you park right there in the parking lot which I choose to park away from the building and walk so they can not see what I am driving. Walked up door was locked rang the bell woman answer I inquire as I have a look see. Been here once before. Lady was nice reasonably friendly said she was busy which was good I was not staying. Looked late 40's, average ish for this game medium build not attractive to me, she did exhude that I might bang your lights out, but surely will give you a HJ, I was not interested.

Second lily spa, 58th super small if you like tight places and fkn crowded this one is for you about a 12 to 14 foot walkway and a few doors girl comes out she worked at aurora then blue sky for a while, coco or how ever you know her, typical happy smiling greedy self, busy and have one waiting, come back and see me. Like a said super small, bang a go round pick a door feeling on top of countless tents and trash and homeless outside nearby.

Third was well feet on 51st, easy parking clean inside one woman appeared and she said she is the only one she was small not appealing wearing the 50 cent stay healthy paper mask, said thanks and on my way next.

Fourth was the oriental massage at 630 just before the bridge, stopped here before and they were both busy, girls before were named cherry and apple, yeah right ok. So dropped in again and cherry was here a little touchy feely did not run away or standoff ish and apparently busy but had no hesitations putting me in a room and taking my cash then telling be back a few minutes. Well at the 10 minute mark the 10 minute rule was broken so I am dressed and waiting when she comes in a few later and closing in on 15 minutes and leaving, the look on her face handing me back my cash was a not happy I didn't get what I asked for on my birthday look and on my way I go. The room upstairs on the street side is noisy as fuck and I was totally out of any mongering mood. So for those of you that don't know how to do the research part this one and the one at 188-- mcgloughlin are apparently connected so fwiw to some of you.

Fifth was yaya massage tacoma street above the Columbia store since I wanted to have a little shopping time and they were having a tent sale so it was not a total loss of time, walked in door was open a small figured average looking girl greets me no smile typical you want massage question, play dumb like I have never been to any of these places before. She did not exude the feeling or vibe of anything great behind door number 1 upon entry, was kinda pissy when I said I will call later to make an appt. This place has had some fun girls in the past and again for those of you that do not know how to do the research this one and the one in clackamas mi mi massage are connected as well.

Before all this I got banged well at one place so I was in a don't give a shit mood about getting laid again. In all this I did find one a place during the day that I was willing to stay but was busy and a couple very nice looking ladies working but they did not do the greedy thing and stuff me in a room and make wait bs, I will return here.

[Revere]

I was looking for a good hour massage with maybe a HJ finish today, so I wanted to stay away from the regular places where I get more (for more $). I had always been curious about the West Linn place, so I headed over there.

There had not been anything mentioned here about the place in a while, but what was written led me to believe that I get a decent hour massage with a HJ.

Nope. The older (50's) unattractive woman made me wait 10 minutes, then she came into the room and said she couldn't do an hour, only a half hour. I was disappointed but already naked on the table, so I said OK and gave her a Grant.

The "massage" consisted of weak pressure, mostly one-handed for about 5 minutes before she told me to flip. Sign language followed for all services -- everything was available. I went for the HJ because I didn't want anything other than her hands on me -- she wasn't appealing to me at all. She mimed taking off the dress, but I shook my head. I did not want to see what was under there. No money was discussed at any time.

The HJ was the worst ever. Jackhammer from the start before I was hard. I had to grab her hand to slow her down a few times. Finally I managed to get hard and finish. The whole thing lasted less than 15 minutes..

You were just a month too late. They recently had a "remodel" done. Closed for a week or so, and the talent and services seems to have changed with it. Funny thing is, the place looks exactly the same. I can't see anything suggesting an actual remodel was even attempted. The last time I went was exactly the same experience you had. So disappointing how downhill this place has gotten. The old provider from before would give a full hour massage with an amazing PM finish, without even mentioning a tip upfront. Really kicking myself for not getting her name and number before she left.

[MisterJimmy]

I hadn't heard much about NW 23rd, so since it's close to my house I thought I'd take a chance. I'm giving it a solid 1 1/2 thumbs up. But, it's important to note that I am always on the lookout for a really good massage, a standard HJ ending, and hopefully no fatty or no granny. My definition of a good massage includes a good tease. I saw Mia or Nia there and if you like what I like, I do recommend her. First of all, I had zero expectations because the previous one or two reports indicated no extras. For starters, the house fee is $70, so there's that. Oh yeah it was no granny, but not exactly a looker either. I would describe her as thirtyish and clean. Onto the massage. Massage was good, almost very good. Where she really shined was with the tease. It was A+++. Lots of caressing of the rear sanctum and the boys. The one downside, was no stroking or brushing of Junior whatsoever. Man, if she would add that to her repertoire, she would've get two thumbs and a dick up for her rating. I just assumed that taking care of Junior was a no go all the way around. The tease felt like it lasted at least 10 minutes. Anyway onto the flip. Here's another slight downer and this happens all the time. Me and Junior are raring to go and she leaves to go get a hot towel to wipe off my back. Fuck that you stupid *****, take care of business and wipe me down later. My opinion is that this is because they obviously want to reuse the sheets so they don't want to get oil all over it. Anyway, after the flip, more good rubbing and teasing. For a while there, I thought you better not leave me and Junior hanging and sure enough she did not. Right into the HJ without even asking or negotiating. God damn I love that. If you like a slow, gradual build to an O face, this was it. No jackhammer, no hurry, no rush, just doing her thing. I LIKED it. So, massage 8/10. Tease 9/10. Looks 7/10. HE 9/10. Body. Didn't explore at all. Other options- no idea. If you are into getting them off and / or seeing them naked or feeling them up at all, I can't help you. If you're looking for a decent massage, a good tease, and a decent HJ, Mia is a recommend. Again, no negotiations whatsoever for the ending. I gave her $50 and feel it was well worth it. Happy pooning brothers.

30-ish and PLAIN, not clean. Stupid autocorrect.

[MisterJimmy]

I hadn't heard much about NW 23rd, so since it's close to my house I thought I'd take a chance. I'm giving it a solid 1 1/2 thumbs up. But, it's important to note that I am always on the lookout for a really good massage, a standard HJ ending, and hopefully no fatty or no granny. My definition of a good massage includes a good tease. I saw Mia or Nia there and if you like what I like, I do recommend her. First of all, I had zero expectations because the previous one or two reports indicated no extras. For starters, the house fee is $70, so there's that. Oh yeah it was no granny, but not exactly a looker either. I would describe her as thirtyish and clean. Onto the massage. Massage was good, almost very good. Where she really shined was with the tease. It was A+++. Lots of caressing of the rear sanctum and the boys. The one downside, was no stroking or brushing of Junior whatsoever. Man, if she would add that to her repertoire, she would've get two thumbs and a dick up for her rating. I just assumed that taking care of Junior was a no go all the way around. The tease felt like it lasted at least 10 minutes. Anyway onto the flip. Here's another slight downer and this happens all the time. Me and Junior are raring to go and she leaves to go get a hot towel to wipe off my back. Fuck that you stupid *****, take care of business and wipe me down later. My opinion is that this is because they obviously want to reuse the sheets so they don't want to get oil all over it. Anyway, after the flip, more good rubbing and teasing. For a while there, I thought you better not leave me and Junior hanging and sure enough she did not. Right into the HJ without even asking or negotiating. God damn I love that. If you like a slow, gradual build to an O face, this was it. No jackhammer, no hurry, no rush, just doing her thing. I LIKED it. So, massage 8/10. Tease 9/10. Looks 7/10. HE 9/10. Body. Didn't explore at all. Other options- no idea. If you are into getting them off and / or seeing them naked or feeling them up at all, I can't help you. If you're looking for a decent massage, a good tease, and a decent HJ, Mia is a recommend. Again, no negotiations whatsoever for the ending. I gave her $50 and feel it was well worth it. Happy pooning brothers.

[UncleChu]

At $1. 0, is that person young, fit, and do a decent massage? Can't imagine anyone half-fitting even 2 of those 3 categories would do for $1.0. I have followed various reports over the last 3 years and left disappointed in the looks / massage department about 90% of the time.

I'd pay anyone via crypto for that kind of intel.

From my experience, it's at least $1. 4 for FS for anyone decent.

The youngest I have seen doing FS in early 30's. It was a few years ago but I only paid 1-1. 2.

If I am dropping over 2 total, I might as well see a TNA lady. Will get better talk, generally better head, and either pay at the start or finish, not in the middle.

For an AMP, unless they are an 8+, 1. 4 is the top.

That being said, if you know of an 8+ that's worth visiting, PM me.

[Dexxzy]

What they are asking. I've had them start at like 200+. I have straight up laughed. Like I already paid 70 to get in the door. This isn't a GFE service. I top out at 140. I only ever bring 200 in with me. Pay the house fee, and whatever is the is the max I will spend. If they argue or get annoyed I go back to a 40 HJ, or just ask them to finish the massage, then drop a 20 on my way out.

At $1. 0, is that person young, fit, and do a decent massage? Can't imagine anyone half-fitting even 2 of those 3 categories would do for $1.0. I have followed various reports over the last 3 years and left disappointed in the looks / massage department about 90% of the time.

I'd pay anyone via crypto for that kind of intel.

From my experience, it's at least $1. 4 for FS for anyone decent.

[Amp Guide]

In vancouver. Great massage super nice girl. Mid 30's hard nice body. But after my happy ending and I was getting dressed. I did not see her change the sheets. Just straighten them out. Not happy and kind of weirded out over that. I was pretty excited about my release and left a few million potential kids all over. I feel bad for the next guy. LOL. But still come on girls change the sheets. Is it UV light time. Hate to see what the room would look like. This was a few days ago.

Over all great massage.

[WarpFactor69]

What they are asking. I've had them start at like 200+. I have straight up laughed. Like I already paid 70 to get in the door. This isn't a GFE service. I top out at 140. I only ever bring 200 in with me. Pay the house fee, and whatever is the is the max I will spend. If they argue or get annoyed I go back to a 40 HJ, or just ask them to finish the massage, then drop a 20 on my way out.

Offer 100, don't pay more than 120. If you stay firm at that price, they'll give in.

Correct, don't give in to greedy pussy. I've gotten laid lots of times this year at AMPs for 100 tip.

Did you see the post a while back, where a guy tipped 80 for a hand job? Ridiculous. RESIST.

[UncleChu]

Offer 100, don't pay more than 120. If you stay firm at that price, they'll give in.

What they are asking. I've had them start at like 200+. I have straight up laughed. Like I already paid 70 to get in the door. This isn't a GFE service. I top out at 140. I only ever bring 200 in with me. Pay the house fee, and whatever is the is the max I will spend. If they argue or get annoyed I go back to a 40 HJ, or just ask them to finish the massage, then drop a 20 on my way out.

[SDliving]

I have a place that I am going to today. I know that FS is on the menu for sure. It is the normal 70 for an hour, but what is a good or respectable amount to tip for FS?

Offer 100, don't pay more than 120. If you stay firm at that price, they'll give in.

[DuhkGeorge]

I have a place that I am going to today. I know that FS is on the menu for sure. It is the normal 70 for an hour, but what is a good or respectable amount to tip for FS?

From what I've read here it's about 120-140 after the entrance fee.

[Trozz1]

I have a place that I am going to today. I know that FS is on the menu for sure. It is the normal 70 for an hour, but what is a good or respectable amount to tip for FS?

[Member #6858]

Pretty good experience at this place. It's right off 217 and close to Washington square. Lady working was tiny, short shorts, English wasn't so great, semi-attractive. She seemed to be in her early 40's or early 50's, hard to tell with these women. Massage was decent but she immediately began teasing downstairs. Walls are thin and you can hear everything. Won't get into much detail here so if you want to know just PM me.