Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

I sat at home all weekend checking the various useless websites.

Nothing.

I am taking a backlog to goldfinger. If you are there tonight, please maintain radio silence.

[LngTimeMongr]

New to this specific board but post regularly on others. I will be in Torrance and was wondering about ECO massage and Apple. Can someone PM me details about how she looks and what days she is available I would greatly appreciate. If there is a better gal than her please let me know, I was asking about her since she seems to be the most mentioned. Intrigued to try out this place.

Go to the inglewood forum. Ask there.

[HitNQuit805]

New to this specific board but post regularly on others. I will be in Torrance and was wondering about ECO massage and Apple. Can someone PM me details about how she looks and what days she is available I would greatly appreciate. If there is a better gal than her please let me know, I was asking about her since she seems to be the most mentioned. Intrigued to try out this place.

[MyFinalHeav3]

Sup everybody. I asked this before back in the full on covid days but does anybody know of any black service providers? I've seen lots of Asian and Latina ones before but really want to find an African American provider. If you know any hit me up.

I think there's a girl called chanel who works in the skin and body studio spa in torrance. Bella who works at nuru stars in lake forest (formerly part of bodycare center). And aaliyah in villa spa somewhere in the OC.

[RockNRoll72]

Long time lurker. Active on the international version of these boards. But due to post-covid I'm more USA-bound than I'd like.

Inspired to be a contributor by PriscillaM. That dude keeps me in stitches.

So here's my first review.

Was in the Valley and had plausible deniability to enter a house of ill repute. Looked on bedpg, found a place with all Latinas. I knew they were not going to be as advertised. I was just hoping for some semblance of Reality been depicted in that advert.

It was green spa on Sherman way in reseda.

The usual stuff. How long? You been here before?

Face down for too long as always. Underwear conspicuously on the ground to show they're off. In walks my Latina.

She was big. Not Precious big, but more than curvy.

Useless massage for 3 min. Why even bother? Then the flip.

She went to work on Junior, but honestly I just couldn't get into it. She was so irritated to be there, and I was unhappy with her size and demeanor. Everyone was unhappy.

Usually I can hold it together long enough for a serviceable finish. But I couldn't. Just wanted to leave. Told her to stop and said "it's cool. We're done here. " Grudgingly gave her 50 (I usually pay 60 or 70, but I didn't want to pay anything). She rolls her eyes and says "next time it's 60. " Whatever. I just buckled my belt, put on my sunglasses and a hat, and walked off.

I give this place a 3/10. Not going again.

I'll review valley day spa next.

I love latinas but find that good parlors aren't easy to come by. I've been to Green twice and both times I had a not so great experience. By any chance, was it Roxanna that saw you? Once over the phone, they told me there were 2 girls working. I get there and they tell me the others out to lunch so there's just the one. It was roxanna. So so massage, I told her I'd seen her before and asked if anyone else was there and she gave me the same shtick. I remember at one point, the hat came off and she told me to just put it back on. What the fuck. Haven't been back since. Try going a few miles further west to Bally in Northridge. A bit pricey but the girls there are pretty hot if you get the right one. Haven't tried Blue out because I hear they're affiliated with Green, so I've stayed away.

All I want is a latina with a big ass. Is that too much to ask for? .

- RnR.

[NotHobbyPro]

When you book an hour in the top 2 most reviewed MPs in RM, is it MSOG or just one and done?

[JohnDoeisMyBro]

Does anyone have any intel on this place in Pasadena? I've always been tempted to go in but am unsure if its legit.

[NewLit]

In all my years, I have never come across a black girl at a massage parlor.

I met one a couple of years ago at the Accupuncture place with the name that starts with H and ends with T.

[Aniceman333]

Sup everybody. I asked this before back in the full on covid days but does anybody know of any black service providers? I've seen lots of Asian and Latina ones before but really want to find an African American provider. If you know any hit me up.

In all my years, I have never come across a black girl at a massage parlor.

[ThickDickSith]

Sup everybody. I asked this before back in the full on covid days but does anybody know of any black service providers? I've seen lots of Asian and Latina ones before but really want to find an African American provider. If you know any hit me up.

[PriscillaM]

I needed some Asian, so I rolled into the finger of gold.

On my way driving in, an African American monger wearing one of those more permanent face masks, and just for that, I kind of followed him to his car, I wanted to see what kind of mongers go to the finger. He had some kind of German car with a bra front. He could tell I was following him, I have a pretty noticeable car. Fuck him and his mask.

I get in and the place seems as quiet as staples center when tyronn coaches the clippers into another choke a thon.

To the bar half door comes a masked girl who seemed kind of decent. But given my importance, the mamasan yuki, wearing basically a fucken bra, came to be the greeter.

She said there were six girls and started naming names but then suggested I go with Amy the gal who greeted me. Kind of lame that she is wearing a mask, but she was showing a nicely formed belly button, so I said yes.

I paid the 50 for the half hour and got down on the table nude.

Amy came in and she has by far the best English I have ever heard at an MP. She conjugated well, her pronunciation was on point, and she confided in me some details about herself. She also followed directions to go soft. She gave me a workable massage for about 15 min. I got in around 7:40 and I think by the time we started it was like 750. So until about 805 she was just massaging.

She then started a sack job that was pretty good, but no real inspiration. She did not stick her finger up my ass, so I have written to the BBB. After a few minutes of potato popping, she left to get hot towels. I was as hard as roofing nails and by the time she came back I was just normal firmness.

She had me flip and doused my hands with as much rubbing alcohol used to sterilize a rhinoceros. She then requested that I take care of her, which I told her I would. She pulled down her jeans and upped her shirt. She has no tits at all, but kind of the funky nipples that you could play pong with. Her skin is super smooth and she has an ass that is as fun to grab as eating ice cream and cheesecake at the cheesecake factory.

She took direction well to be gentle with my grade aaa balls, and she did some really good dickwork for 20 minutes. She did not drop her panties, she did not let me suck her titties, but it was fun. I did not shoot a massive load, even though her cocktradecraft was strong. It was late, and I had too much low quality ralphs fish I think.

Oh. In the next room was this dopey fucking monger who asked to wash his hands first (asshole, they do that for you) and who had a double going and was getting all giggly trying to find out the ages of the girls. Dude, you are better off touching the moon than asking for ages at an MP.

I turned down the water and left around 845.

[Murrican]

Long time lurker. Active on the international version of these boards. But due to post-covid I'm more USA-bound than I'd like.

Inspired to be a contributor by PriscillaM. That dude keeps me in stitches.

So here's my first review.

Was in the Valley and had plausible deniability to enter a house of ill repute. Looked on bedpg, found a place with all Latinas. I knew they were not going to be as advertised. I was just hoping for some semblance of Reality been depicted in that advert.

It was green spa on Sherman way in reseda.

The usual stuff. How long? You been here before?

Face down for too long as always. Underwear conspicuously on the ground to show they're off. In walks my Latina.

She was big. Not Precious big, but more than curvy.

Useless massage for 3 min. Why even bother? Then the flip.

She went to work on Junior, but honestly I just couldn't get into it. She was so irritated to be there, and I was unhappy with her size and demeanor. Everyone was unhappy.

Usually I can hold it together long enough for a serviceable finish. But I couldn't. Just wanted to leave. Told her to stop and said "it's cool. We're done here. " Grudgingly gave her 50 (I usually pay 60 or 70, but I didn't want to pay anything). She rolls her eyes and says "next time it's 60. " Whatever. I just buckled my belt, put on my sunglasses and a hat, and walked off.

I give this place a 3/10. Not going again.

I'll review valley day spa next.

[PriscillaM]

I love this super obscure Star Wars reference. You and I are best friends, now.

Thought you might enjoy my conversation and interaction with the hag mamasan at 3200 - when I walked in I warned her that the place was very hot due to the summer climate:

Me: Until your central A / C is fully operational this place is vulnerable to mongers getting syncope from the heat while fucking a latina with two space stations for an ass. The climate is too well equipped. The rising heat to the second floor of this building more dangerous than you realize.

She: Dangerous to you, you small cocked monger in a more warm setting, not to this LMP with a portable in room A / C unit.

Me: That's impossible! With my hairy chest and ass, how can a small A / C unit maintain control over the climate?

Her: The A / C unit has control over the bed area and will keep the temperature in line.

Me: And what of my sweaty balls? If I have to fuck a non lubed latina, it is possible, however unlikely, that I will fuken die from the heat.

She: Any temperature change would be a useless gesture, no matter how hairy your nads are. This A / C unit is now the ultimate power in Santa Monica, I suggest you bang this latina now.

Me: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to cool an entire office building is insignificant to the heat generated by a dry pussy and my ten inch maglite.

She; Don't try to frighten me with your Von's fish counter ways. Your sad devotion to fresh salmon has not helped you conjure a ten inch cock or given you clairvoyance enough to find a cumdump in downey.

Massage Tech. This bickering is pointless. The monger will give me 120 and if it gets to hot, I will jack him off with one swift stroke.

She.

After the fucking, as I said I bumped into a carpool lane team of mongers. I said to the mamasan. You are as clumsy as you are stupid. She failed me for the last time.

[Ramon Ayala]

Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.

I haven't been there in years, they had a mix of asian and latina. I need to go back.

[LngTimeMongr]

Ace spa? Any reviews?