Massage Parlor Reports

**MisterJimmy** · 07-06-21 20:19

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

I hadn't heard much about NW 23rd, so since it's close to my house I thought I'd take a chance. I'm giving it a solid 1 1/2 thumbs up. But, it's important to note that I am always on the lookout for a really good massage, a standard HJ ending, and hopefully no fatty or no granny. My definition of a good massage includes a good tease. I saw Mia or Nia there and if you like what I like, I do recommend her. First of all, I had zero expectations because the previous one or two reports indicated no extras. For starters, the house fee is $70, so there's that. Oh yeah it was no granny, but not exactly a looker either. I would describe her as thirtyish and clean. Onto the massage. Massage was good, almost very good. Where she really shined was with the tease. It was A+++. Lots of caressing of the rear sanctum and the boys. The one downside, was no stroking or brushing of Junior whatsoever. Man, if she would add that to her repertoire, she would've get two thumbs and a dick up for her rating. I just assumed that taking care of Junior was a no go all the way around. The tease felt like it lasted at least 10 minutes. Anyway onto the flip. Here's another slight downer and this happens all the time. Me and Junior are raring to go and she leaves to go get a hot towel to wipe off my back. Fuck that you stupid *****, take care of business and wipe me down later. My opinion is that this is because they obviously want to reuse the sheets so they don't want to get oil all over it. Anyway, after the flip, more good rubbing and teasing. For a while there, I thought you better not leave me and Junior hanging and sure enough she did not. Right into the HJ without even asking or negotiating. God damn I love that. If you like a slow, gradual build to an O face, this was it. No jackhammer, no hurry, no rush, just doing her thing. I LIKED it. So, massage 8/10. Tease 9/10. Looks 7/10. HE 9/10. Body. Didn't explore at all. Other options- no idea. If you are into getting them off and / or seeing them naked or feeling them up at all, I can't help you. If you're looking for a decent massage, a good tease, and a decent HJ, Mia is a recommend. Again, no negotiations whatsoever for the ending. I gave her $50 and feel it was well worth it. Happy pooning brothers.

30-ish and PLAIN, not clean. Stupid autocorrect.

**MisterJimmy** · 07-06-21 19:11

I hadn't heard much about NW 23rd, so since it's close to my house I thought I'd take a chance. I'm giving it a solid 1 1/2 thumbs up. But, it's important to note that I am always on the lookout for a really good massage, a standard HJ ending, and hopefully no fatty or no granny. My definition of a good massage includes a good tease. I saw Mia or Nia there and if you like what I like, I do recommend her. First of all, I had zero expectations because the previous one or two reports indicated no extras. For starters, the house fee is $70, so there's that. Oh yeah it was no granny, but not exactly a looker either. I would describe her as thirtyish and clean. Onto the massage. Massage was good, almost very good. Where she really shined was with the tease. It was A+++. Lots of caressing of the rear sanctum and the boys. The one downside, was no stroking or brushing of Junior whatsoever. Man, if she would add that to her repertoire, she would've get two thumbs and a dick up for her rating. I just assumed that taking care of Junior was a no go all the way around. The tease felt like it lasted at least 10 minutes. Anyway onto the flip. Here's another slight downer and this happens all the time. Me and Junior are raring to go and she leaves to go get a hot towel to wipe off my back. Fuck that you stupid *****, take care of business and wipe me down later. My opinion is that this is because they obviously want to reuse the sheets so they don't want to get oil all over it. Anyway, after the flip, more good rubbing and teasing. For a while there, I thought you better not leave me and Junior hanging and sure enough she did not. Right into the HJ without even asking or negotiating. God damn I love that. If you like a slow, gradual build to an O face, this was it. No jackhammer, no hurry, no rush, just doing her thing. I LIKED it. So, massage 8/10. Tease 9/10. Looks 7/10. HE 9/10. Body. Didn't explore at all. Other options- no idea. If you are into getting them off and / or seeing them naked or feeling them up at all, I can't help you. If you're looking for a decent massage, a good tease, and a decent HJ, Mia is a recommend. Again, no negotiations whatsoever for the ending. I gave her $50 and feel it was well worth it. Happy pooning brothers.

**UncleChu** · 07-06-21 16:53

Originally Posted by Dexxzy [View Original Post]

At $1. 0, is that person young, fit, and do a decent massage? Can't imagine anyone half-fitting even 2 of those 3 categories would do for $1.0. I have followed various reports over the last 3 years and left disappointed in the looks / massage department about 90% of the time.

I'd pay anyone via crypto for that kind of intel.

From my experience, it's at least $1. 4 for FS for anyone decent.

The youngest I have seen doing FS in early 30's. It was a few years ago but I only paid 1-1. 2.

If I am dropping over 2 total, I might as well see a TNA lady. Will get better talk, generally better head, and either pay at the start or finish, not in the middle.

For an AMP, unless they are an 8+, 1. 4 is the top.

That being said, if you know of an 8+ that's worth visiting, PM me.

**Dexxzy** · 07-06-21 16:10

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

What they are asking. I've had them start at like 200+. I have straight up laughed. Like I already paid 70 to get in the door. This isn't a GFE service. I top out at 140. I only ever bring 200 in with me. Pay the house fee, and whatever is the is the max I will spend. If they argue or get annoyed I go back to a 40 HJ, or just ask them to finish the massage, then drop a 20 on my way out.

At $1. 0, is that person young, fit, and do a decent massage? Can't imagine anyone half-fitting even 2 of those 3 categories would do for $1.0. I have followed various reports over the last 3 years and left disappointed in the looks / massage department about 90% of the time.

I'd pay anyone via crypto for that kind of intel.

From my experience, it's at least $1. 4 for FS for anyone decent.

**Amp Guide** · 07-06-21 11:30

In vancouver. Great massage super nice girl. Mid 30's hard nice body. But after my happy ending and I was getting dressed. I did not see her change the sheets. Just straighten them out. Not happy and kind of weirded out over that. I was pretty excited about my release and left a few million potential kids all over. I feel bad for the next guy. LOL. But still come on girls change the sheets. Is it UV light time. Hate to see what the room would look like. This was a few days ago.

Over all great massage.

**WarpFactor69** · 07-05-21 20:07

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

What they are asking. I've had them start at like 200+. I have straight up laughed. Like I already paid 70 to get in the door. This isn't a GFE service. I top out at 140. I only ever bring 200 in with me. Pay the house fee, and whatever is the is the max I will spend. If they argue or get annoyed I go back to a 40 HJ, or just ask them to finish the massage, then drop a 20 on my way out.

Originally Posted by SDliving [View Original Post]

Offer 100, don't pay more than 120. If you stay firm at that price, they'll give in.

Correct, don't give in to greedy pussy. I've gotten laid lots of times this year at AMPs for 100 tip.

Did you see the post a while back, where a guy tipped 80 for a hand job? Ridiculous. RESIST.

**UncleChu** · 07-05-21 17:45

Originally Posted by SDliving [View Original Post]

Offer 100, don't pay more than 120. If you stay firm at that price, they'll give in.

What they are asking. I've had them start at like 200+. I have straight up laughed. Like I already paid 70 to get in the door. This isn't a GFE service. I top out at 140. I only ever bring 200 in with me. Pay the house fee, and whatever is the is the max I will spend. If they argue or get annoyed I go back to a 40 HJ, or just ask them to finish the massage, then drop a 20 on my way out.

**SDliving** · 07-05-21 14:21

Originally Posted by Trozz1 [View Original Post]

I have a place that I am going to today. I know that FS is on the menu for sure. It is the normal 70 for an hour, but what is a good or respectable amount to tip for FS?

Offer 100, don't pay more than 120. If you stay firm at that price, they'll give in.

**DuhkGeorge** · 07-05-21 01:45

Originally Posted by Trozz1 [View Original Post]

I have a place that I am going to today. I know that FS is on the menu for sure. It is the normal 70 for an hour, but what is a good or respectable amount to tip for FS?

From what I've read here it's about 120-140 after the entrance fee.

**Trozz1** · 07-04-21 16:32

I have a place that I am going to today. I know that FS is on the menu for sure. It is the normal 70 for an hour, but what is a good or respectable amount to tip for FS?

**Member #6858** · 07-04-21 14:21

Pretty good experience at this place. It's right off 217 and close to Washington square. Lady working was tiny, short shorts, English wasn't so great, semi-attractive. She seemed to be in her early 40's or early 50's, hard to tell with these women. Massage was decent but she immediately began teasing downstairs. Walls are thin and you can hear everything. Won't get into much detail here so if you want to know just PM me.

**NoFearToTry** · 07-03-21 19:40

That goofy corner by the liquor store.

The facility, well its parking on the backside of the store and usually plenty of parking, inside is clean and no odd asian food smells wafting about. The room walls are shy of reaching the ceiling and all sounds will and can be heard throughout. The room I was in was reasonable size.

The girl, walked in this lady comes out to greet me says she is busy, fine I would have left anyway she calls to another girl who appears and is flirty from the get go, she says her name is yoyo, mid 40's not wearing the makeup department on her face. Cutoff jean shorts tank top a little thick in the middle but more average and acceptable, reasonably good english, medium average build frame, she was nice through out the whole experience and was zero time shortage maybe even a little extra since she had to take care of the walk ins as well.

The massage, was not sure if I was in for any fun or extras but I thought I would be in for a good massage anyway. Well it was clear at the start there will be some fun, she comes in and spreads my legs as I face down in very minimal time, then the finger tips roaming about the nether regions as well. A little massage time with plenty of tease as well, as she was testing my waters I wandered about as well and things heated up and I get the shhhh motions, short ceilings remember. No roaming utc downtown, rolled over and both hands were in motion I asked for more activity and was told no. Cleaned up and massage went full time without a doubt, mostly forearms and some elbows I have had better harder massages and had plenty that were much worse, no complaints. Good attitude and happy attitude, she did step out a couple times but it was very quick and a couple phone calls but they were short as well, no hard jaded negotiation on tip as it never came up.

Would I go back, a solid 50/50 on this one.

**Monkeyboy1977** · 07-03-21 19:37

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

The spot on 99 and Hall by Joanne's put in ceilings. Much harder to hear your neighbors now, which means the girls get to make louder fake moans.

Confirmed, the rooms do have ceilings now. Before it was just a bedsheet, LOL. Go see Cindy there, had a good time with her.

**RockyRococo** · 07-03-21 17:10

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

I take my mask off after I get inside the Room. Most of the time the lady follow my lead.

Thanks for the info.

**ORTailBlazer** · 07-03-21 00:40

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

Is this the place behind the gas station on Scholls Ferry in Raleigh Hills (that I never got around to checking out)? 🙁.

Ya I blame myself for the twofer experience I wrote. It was a dream and the next time I went back LaLa disappeared, no young lady and Jessica was there. She is cute but just not energetic. Decent ass and allowed some finger playing in the backdoor. I thought maybe a greek chance but the next time was just bad. Paid for an hr and got maybe 35 minutes. I honored my tip rate as I am a man of my word but that was the last time I went there. I called a few times when I had heard the rare appearance of LaLa had come. And disappointed as the two times I called Jessica was working.

Obviously things slow down and things change. I thought of trying again but am too weak to just walk out if I do not like what I see LOL. I know weak ass so sticking to my go to. EZ had a nice smaller lady but only bbj and jackhammer. I miss the bbj but with pandemic many are a bit weary without the extra $$ boost to do so. I am open to trying some new places. I met my regular at the Q wellness and that place seemed nice. Huge space, enclosed doors, a lot of music next door. I went a little hard in the doggy ways. Little shower in the back after a massage and other. They had washer and dryer going for sheets. Might visit there on an off day to check out the looks.