Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6060]

She's hideous. I've never been to such a bottom of the barrel location for a piece of ass. On a scale of 1-10, she's a 3. She's real curvy, got a gut. Has really bad teeth. Loves facials. Will suck you BBBJ but for FS its covered and will tell you she has a gun, if you think you will attempt to slide it in raw.

Did she also advertise on STG as lactating? 2 ads, similar girls. I met the lactating one. She was really not attractive. And yes, the apartment was soooo uncomfortably dingy and wrong. Mattress on floor. Bathroom with no door. It was so seedy. Across from Happys Pizza and a Shawarma place. It was so bad I was worried I caught something. And l didn't even insert or use my mouth. Just hands. But it was that bad.

[PowerHouse1]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I figured I could start to add to the story, starting with the new AMP in Novi. There are only a couple reviews on here and on rubmaps.

The photos online are accurate and the place is new and much nicer than most of the AMPs. The rooms are very private and parking is easy. I walked in and had to wait a few minutes, but there was a comfortable chair in the lobby, nice touch, and it's not right next to the door so you don't have that weird experience.

It turns out I was greeted by "KK" who was wearing a mask. If I were to guess, she is probably between 30-40 years old, petite with a nice figure. The rooms are nice and clean. Anyway, I undressed and laid down with no towel.

She walked in and asked what kind of pressure I wanted. I needed it so I asked for strong massage. She placed the towel on me to start out, but then took it off. Not sure why, but a lot of girls do that.

She gave a really strong massage and it was fantastic, one of the best I've received in a while. We chatted a little and I found that we had some things in common. I've been to China many times. So it was cool we seemed to connect. After she got the hot towel, she put the towel back on and dried me off and started the soft touch. She was a bit hesitant but I left happy. Almost fell asleep at the end as she was massaging my head and scalp.

Afterward, she gave me a card. I guess I can earn a free massage, so that's cool. I'll definitely be back. As always, YMMV.

How many times do you have to go to get the freebie on the punch card?

[ED Pills]

I'm thinking of signing up for massages at a couple of different places on Groupon. I've never seen these places mentioned on here. What should I expect going there? Are they usually legit and only give a massage? I don't want to send the wrong signals and get kicked out of there. Your thoughts?

Obviously, You should expect a massage only.

[TheHoleTruth]

I'm thinking of signing up for massages at a couple of different places on Groupon. I've never seen these places mentioned on here. What should I expect going there? Are they usually legit and only give a massage? I don't want to send the wrong signals and get kicked out of there. Your thoughts?

[YetAnotherGuy]

Holly is gone-- had good GFE from her.

Were remodeling so I left couple weeks ago.

Anyone been there or know where holly went?

Don't know Holly, but was just at Sunny last week, mediocre experience though. Convinced her to give FS for $120 on top of the house fee, she lays down sideways on the table. Not worth it IMO. But the massage was ok and whoever I was with had nice tits.

[AngusGuy]

I called earlier and the girl that answered said she was Jenny. This was at 10 am, but she didn't have anything open til noon. I'm new to this so didn't know what to do. Said ok thanks and ended the call. Maybe next time, gadget. Maybe next time.

Just say see you at 12 then. Stop by Kroger and bring her some Salmon Sushi and you'll get some extra TLC. Enter from the steel door at the back from the parking lot and use the doorbell. Watch your speed in SCS.

[Jimbalaya]

Very strange place. I sent you a PM with Jenny's cell number. She was the origiinal owner and sold months after opening. Jenny maintained her room somehow. Let me know if you manage to schedule an appointment with her.

I called earlier and the girl that answered said she was Jenny. This was at 10 am, but she didn't have anything open til noon. I'm new to this so didn't know what to do. Said ok thanks and ended the call. Maybe next time, gadget. Maybe next time.

[AngusGuy]

IDK what I'm doing wrong but I've called the PT Nails number multiple times on multiple days and I can't get someone to answer the phone. Can anyone hook me up with Jen's personal number?

Very strange place. I sent you a PM with Jenny's cell number. She was the origiinal owner and sold months after opening. Some very rude guy manages the nail business. Jenny maintained her room somehow. The owners seem oblivious of her activities. Let me know if you manage to schedule an appointment with her.

[FCastle88]

IDK what I'm doing wrong but I've called the PT Nails number multiple times on multiple days and I can't get someone to answer the phone. Can anyone hook me up with Jen's personal number?

[TomSmith26]

Holly is gone-- had good GFE from her.

Were remodeling so I left couple weeks ago.

Anyone been there or know where holly went?

[JamieGreek2019]

Got it. The doctor that perfected that procedure deserves a noble prize!

Stay safe,

J.

Of course no scars. It's all done through injections. Multiple stages. Asian woman have no ass. Not being racists, just the way it is.

[TullyBlanchard]

She's hideous. I've never been to such a bottom of the barrel location for a piece of ass. On a scale of 1-10, she's a 3. She's real curvy, got a gut. Has really bad teeth. Loves facials. Will suck you BBBJ but for FS its covered and will tell you she has a gun, if you think you will attempt to slide it in raw.

Damn, last time I saw her she would let me give her a cream rinse.

[FrankyV8]

Best massage in all the Metro area. You're right about Joy. I think I got a six hand once since they weren't busy. They chatter as they work in what I think is Korean. Joy is the only one present for closing and is quite skilled. I remember going home afterwards and dozed off for a least 1 hour. To quote Cosmo Kramer, "I was as loose as cream corn".

Was at Belle maybe 3 wk ago. 3 or 4 women there, no other customers. Unfortunately I did not get the 4 -handed massage. Maybe next time.

[Blazer1]

You must have done some number on her.

When I saw her she told me she is going on vacation.

[AMonguero]

There's two chicks (blonde and brown hair) that advertise on rubratings located on dix, they're scammers, they say 100/ hr and slightly more for sexy extras through text but when you get there they say that's only a massage place with no extras and 130/ hr. Don't waste your time here.