Massage Parlor Reports

[SamuelAdams]

Did you pay 300 for a handy?

I guess three finger is $30?? Correct me if I am wrong.

[FartCity]

Thanks.

When I called earlier there was a AA girl that answered the phone. Anybody seen her?

If it's the AA normally working when I've been there, no DIY, not much a tease. Kinda shy. Great massage, though.

[MikeyD138]

I got the churning butter do you want HJ, the 3 finger how much will you pay me, and one finger to the lips do not tell the boss hand signs from Cici at CY Massage. Very easy.

Did you pay 300 for a handy?

[HentaiNerd]

I went back to Osaka and unfortunately Blue wasn't there (might have been with someone else). I saw Gold, late 40's, a little chubby, natural but not super perky.

She probably looks a bit better with make up, but she just came back from a shower so maybe she saw someone earlier, maybe she hadn't gotten ready yet. She hit me with the old " minimum" and I gave in because honestly I've been waiting for this all week. In total, $$. 6 and I left unhappy if I'm being honest.

Her breath smelled like pickles (maybe a little coffee too) and while the tease was nice, I would have loved to switch it up beyond missionary. When that didn't work, she tried to finish it with a handshake, but no dice. She did say she wanted a tip beyond the original donation if I did finish, but I guess for my sake she let me down and I didn't give her anything past that (no way I'm giving $$$ for that).

I might try a different spa later this week. Hopefully I can find something a bit better than Gold.

[StCharlesTool2]

I got the churning butter do you want HJ, the 3 finger how much will you pay me, and one finger to the lips do not tell the boss hand signs from Cici at CY Massage. Very easy.

[Terry2525]

I had a similar experience there a month or so ago. I was rushed by on older lady who gave a very poor massage. Her hands felt like sandpaper on my back. Very quick to the flip with a rushed blow job. I went to Tokyo Spa a couple of days ago and was pleasantly surprised. Three attractive ladies in their late twenties or ealy thirties were available. I chose Lumi (sp?) who was very enthusiastic, gave a fantastic massage and was very talented with the extras. I will definitely be going back soon. Hope this helps.

When do you ask for the line up. When you are in the waiting room or behind the first closed door?

I also want to say I am glad I found this place. I was an elite member of rtp. Politics aside the form was great for making connections. I used that site a lot. It kept me safe and I had a very good time. Then that law passed and poof rtp was gone. My connection slowly dwindled away. I am a little older but not dead. I am hoping to make some new connections.

[Fire1234]

I always paid $100 total.

Thanks.

When I called earlier there was a AA girl that answered the phone. Anybody seen her?

[OldCedar]

Ten years ago, I was a regular at Massage Envy for about a year. I always wore tighty-whitey briefs for the massage. After many AMP visits, I now wonder if I could have dropped them as well. I wouldn't expect a different massage. Just curious about other folks' experiences.

I always got an excellent massage there.

At the very least you would get a much better ass massage. Not necessarily erotic but it feels good.

[FartCity]

What's the expected tip for her, even though it's diy?

In the past, I've done $80 total for 30, $100 total for hour and she seemed cool with it.

[Splatter34]

Ten years ago, I was a regular at Massage Envy for about a year. I always wore tighty-whitey briefs for the massage. After many AMP visits, I now wonder if I could have dropped them as well. I wouldn't expect a different massage. Just curious about other folks' experiences.

I always got an excellent massage there.

[Dlister426]

What's the expected tip for her, even though it's diy?

I always paid $100 total.

[Fire1234]

Yeah, she's weird. Was my go-to several years ago. One time I went and she had a really good looking black girl working and it was unbelievable. Like, still high up in my spank bank. She was gone a week later. . ANYWAY, Lee had a stroke a couple or so years ago and things there got a little weird. No more staff, just her. And her husband who likes to sit right outside the door coughing loudly or laughing at the TV. The tease has always been good, but always DIY and almost every time, some weird ass thing, like you described, that makes you promise yourself you'll never go back.

What's the expected tip for her, even though it's diy?

[JOtis]

Has anyone had any experience with the lady advertising on rubratings from Union, Missouri. She looks good, but asking $200 for rub and $250 for nude. Kind of pricey, but looks intriguing.

Spidey senses mandar, could be wrong.

[GM2019]

I went to a legitimate AMP for a 90 minute session to celebrate my birthday. The owner had expanded to have a lady to work with her. The owner was booked so I got the new lady, slim, early 30's, kept the mask on. Facedown a little playful, a descent massage, but not the hard massage I asked for. On the flip all light touch that got me standing at attention and she got more playful so I put my hand on her butt and she laughed. She teased more and I put her hand on my dick, my finger over my lips shhh. She laughed and I left happy and she got a big tip. Strictly UTR handjob, the owner would have her out of there.

The unexpected ones are the best.

I will go back and have her walk my back next time.

Senior members can message me.

Many new workers at Zen. I had a great massage last Saturday. The place was very busy. I advise calling to make sure they have an opening, YMMV.

[FartCity]

Tried this place upon recommendation. It was super weird.

Lee has me strip down in a room. Keeps me waiting for fifteen minutes. Then comes in and has me move to another room. I'm covering myself up and she's walking me thru the FRONT with the window. Get into next room, she apologises. Said someone (daughter?) was close by other room and is nosey. So she skips the massage and has me get right up on all fours. Teasing with one pump every few minutes. On flip, she compliments my size. Great. Until she kept asking about my DAD. She said I'm big because he must be big. "Is he big? Is he big? Do you know?" Then she says the other men she's sees are "little who must have little dads. " Then she talked about her dad / how her brother is probably big because she remembers seeing her dad when she was young.

So by this point as we approach DIY, I'm completely flat. Turned off. She notices and slaps my thigh. I try my best and managed to finish with little asisstance. She cleans me up and proceeds to use the same CUM TOWEL all over my body for a wipe down.

Tl'dr, don't go here.

Yeah, she's weird. Was my go-to several years ago. One time I went and she had a really good looking black girl working and it was unbelievable. Like, still high up in my spank bank. She was gone a week later. . ANYWAY, Lee had a stroke a couple or so years ago and things there got a little weird. No more staff, just her. And her husband who likes to sit right outside the door coughing loudly or laughing at the TV. The tease has always been good, but always DIY and almost every time, some weird ass thing, like you described, that makes you promise yourself you'll never go back.