Massage Parlor Reports

**JMirage** · 07-01-21 23:34

Originally Posted by Piketty [View Original Post]

So, I've seen all of the new roster at EuroTouch- Pepsi, Yoko and Monica. Here are my reviews.

Pepsi is facially the most attractive of the three. Rackwise, it's probably a tie between Pepsi and Yoko- Monica is just OK.

Service-wise, however, Monica is head and shoulder above the others.

If you are packing anything above average, you're going to find knees, hands, hips and thighs trying to prevent you from fully enjoying the experience. This was true with both Pepsi and Yoko.

Yoko tried to skip the BBBJ, but I convinced her not to. Some guys may enjoy the jockeying back and forth with the masseuse about what she will or won't do. And the faux shock they put on when in reality they know what the request is and why we go there. I prefer she do as I say, when I say. In that vein, Yoko was the least service-oriented, but that's not to say she didn't do everything I wanted. It is an attitude thing. I wanted the massage first, and she resisted my desire to change the order (massage, then "fun") because she didn't want to have to massage for very long. Eventually, she did it after 3-4 times explaining it. And it wasn't a language barrier. And she still rushed me out 15 minutes early.

On the other end is Monica. Enthusiastic, willing and able to take what you throw at her. For me, service tops being the best looking. I don't want to stare at a car- I want to drive it. And Monica delivers.

Anyway, all were $200 all-in. All were BBBJ & CIP-friendly.

Overall, my ranking is.

1) Monica.

2) Pepsi.

3) Yoko.

Never been, how is are these ladies?

**Piketty** · 07-01-21 23:01

So, I've seen all of the new roster at EuroTouch- Pepsi, Yoko and Monica. Here are my reviews.

Pepsi is facially the most attractive of the three. Rackwise, it's probably a tie between Pepsi and Yoko- Monica is just OK.

Service-wise, however, Monica is head and shoulder above the others.

If you are packing anything above average, you're going to find knees, hands, hips and thighs trying to prevent you from fully enjoying the experience. This was true with both Pepsi and Yoko.

Yoko tried to skip the BBBJ, but I convinced her not to. Some guys may enjoy the jockeying back and forth with the masseuse about what she will or won't do. And the faux shock they put on when in reality they know what the request is and why we go there. I prefer she do as I say, when I say. In that vein, Yoko was the least service-oriented, but that's not to say she didn't do everything I wanted. It is an attitude thing. I wanted the massage first, and she resisted my desire to change the order (massage, then "fun") because she didn't want to have to massage for very long. Eventually, she did it after 3-4 times explaining it. And it wasn't a language barrier. And she still rushed me out 15 minutes early.

On the other end is Monica. Enthusiastic, willing and able to take what you throw at her. For me, service tops being the best looking. I don't want to stare at a car- I want to drive it. And Monica delivers.

Anyway, all were $200 all-in. All were BBBJ & CIP-friendly.

Overall, my ranking is.

1) Monica.

2) Pepsi.

3) Yoko.

**MassagedGuy** · 07-01-21 22:34

Originally Posted by HiYolomi [View Original Post]

Anyone know the current roster at Crown and Soft Bay? Thinking of stopping by there soon.

I do miss Juju and Shawshaw though!

April / Jessica for crown not sure about soft bay.

**JMirage** · 07-01-21 22:12

Decided to TOFTT and try some new place without a name on Everett Mall Way. Near an All-State office and some Mexican stores. One lady working, maybe 50 or late 40's, in good shape, or at least not fat. Everything was mediocre, but she was quite nice and we ended up talking the entire time from start to finish. Standard rates. Not excited to repeat, but not a bad experience in any way and I liked her attitude. Way less foot traffic in that little strip mall which I personally enjoyed.

**JMirage** · 07-01-21 20:39

Finally found Emily a couple days ago, holy hell she is hot. I stopped by, she was busy, wearing small shorts and a smaller top. Said I would be back in a while. Came back and the other girl. Lisa, who was even hotter with her tight ass in yoga pants and half shirt thing. Got the hhr, just to find out it was a DIY place, at least on that first visit. Somehow as hot as she was, I didn't become as frustrated as usual. Hoping a couple visits down the road for Lisa to open up, but wondering what your Emily experience was. I'll probably go back and check her out in a couple hours, but even if I end up with self service on Emily, worth the shot.

Originally Posted by Justice2001 [View Original Post]

Lately:

I usually go see emily that used to work at sea breeze but she's in mill creek now way up north. But went to Theory Wellness on 200th for a legit massage. Got coco who is probably early 30's and saw her a couple years ago and she remembered me. This place is strictly legit, really good professional massage but she's always yelling at me to relax cause I guess I tense up uncontrollably, especially when more fingers are used in certain spots. It was to the point where she kept lightly spanking me to tell me to relax. Kinda funny.

But since it was legit, I went over to sea breeze, one of my other go tos. But that day they were closed. It's the same owner as the one up north and they don't have enough people. So decided to go see yami at eternity since everyone raves about her and the quality of massage.

Went in and was surprised on how pretty she was. Loved her bangs, definitely was expecting someone older. But like other have mentioned she seemed not that enthusiastic. Kinda low energy. But a good experience. Definitely recommend.

Sunset spa in Renton is another go to with rose. She's cute and a really good massage and let's me manual. Exactly what I look for! If anyone has any other suggestions for places like that lmk!

**Justice2001** · 07-01-21 18:40

Originally Posted by CorveLay [View Original Post]

To my knowledge the pre-COVID crew are all gone except Amy (at least as of maybe 6 weeks ago). My affection for the spot has waned with the new crew. My favorites had been Mandy and then Amy, but my last visit with Amy she wanted $ tip for just standard service and UTC and then she spent the entire massage ranting about "dirty" providers at other massage places. On my recent visit Yuyu's (could be wrong, I was so annoyed I didn't pay much attention to her name) massage was terrible. High prices and queuing dudes up in the waiting room is the new norm.

I went here on a few occasions last year and Amy was decent, best out of the crew but yeah, wanted $ for utc. Saw her once and haven't went back. Is Mandy worth it?

**HiYolomi** · 07-01-21 15:58

Anyone know the current roster at Crown and Soft Bay? Thinking of stopping by there soon.

I do miss Juju and Shawshaw though!

**SeaTownDave** · 07-01-21 14:28

Originally Posted by TataCase [View Original Post]

Hey Guys, I'm new to Seattle area. Any good recommended MP near Seattle Downtown / Chinatown area? Is this area is completely safe?

Would love new info on this area, esp 12/ Jackson.

**TheThinker808** · 07-01-21 13:43

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

For sure. Saw Vanessa there once. Hot. But not worth the upsell. Never went back.

Nice I saw Honey Mae and that was one of the worst massages I ever had. Her "nuru" was a joke. I never went back as well. The up-sell was ridiculous.

**TataCase** · 07-01-21 02:55

Hey Guys, I'm new to Seattle area. Any good recommended MP near Seattle Downtown / Chinatown area? Is this area is completely safe?

**AussieFury** · 07-01-21 01:10

Originally Posted by TheThinker808 [View Original Post]

Aussie nothing to report here man I've looked around Auburn as well since I'm in Kent and nothing but oldies. If I find something I'll post for sure. Auburn Spa dolls use to be around but you would have to be made out of money bags since the upsell is super high.

For sure. Saw Vanessa there once. Hot. But not worth the upsell. Never went back.

**CorveLay** · 07-01-21 00:04

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

Hey, just wondering if anyone has been to "Yili Spa At the Canal" in Fremont lately? It's been a number of months since I've visited, but the last time I was there everyone was relatively young & attractive. Names of people working there then were Amy, Alice, and "a new girl". Wondering if any of them remain or if there has been complete turnover? Thanks.

To my knowledge the pre-COVID crew are all gone except Amy (at least as of maybe 6 weeks ago). My affection for the spot has waned with the new crew. My favorites had been Mandy and then Amy, but my last visit with Amy she wanted $ tip for just standard service and UTC and then she spent the entire massage ranting about "dirty" providers at other massage places. On my recent visit Yuyu's (could be wrong, I was so annoyed I didn't pay much attention to her name) massage was terrible. High prices and queuing dudes up in the waiting room is the new norm.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 06-30-21 21:03

Hey, just wondering if anyone has been to "Yili Spa At the Canal" in Fremont lately? It's been a number of months since I've visited, but the last time I was there everyone was relatively young & attractive. Names of people working there then were Amy, Alice, and "a new girl". Wondering if any of them remain or if there has been complete turnover? Thanks.

**TheThinker808** · 06-30-21 14:18

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I've ducked into a few of the AMPs in Auburn. Nearly all are manned by grannies. Any winners in Auburn?

Aussie nothing to report here man I've looked around Auburn as well since I'm in Kent and nothing but oldies. If I find something I'll post for sure. Auburn Spa dolls use to be around but you would have to be made out of money bags since the upsell is super high.