Massage Parlor Reports

[Slammer6008]

Haha! Go see Tiffany at Yu Shen Tang, further east of 5 Star on Westminster. Nice store boughts.

Cbk or Ckb she's in slammers top 10.

[RBFSyndrome]

Come to think of it, mp is all in the details.

The scent of the entrance.

The cleanliness of the restroom + availability of soap and paper towel (surprisingly unavailable a lot of times).

Clean sheets.

Just the right temperature.

Just the right volume of music and general white noise.

Comfortable massage bed + headrest (face hurts at most mp beds after like 20 min of face down).

Not too long nails.

Soft hands with no hard skin.

Just the right amount of teasing.

Not asking for tip before HE.

Not cutting time.

Not wearable gloves for feet massage.

Sweet talking.

Smelling good.

Not having to see 50 mongers on my way in and out.

Actual doors.

No smell of food near the rooms.

Maybe I'm just picky but this is making me miss asia. The standards are just so much higher at basically the same price or cheaper:/ here we got to deal with the whole negotiation, I miss just paying once at the door and be done with it.

In any case, be safe out there folks.

Last visit to SH was good! One the ladies got real nice melons.

[Caribe]

Hello all, first time poster and somewhat newbie monger.
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I still needed a fix, so drove over to 5 star and pulled Mimi. Blonde Asian in early 30's maybe. Used her long nails during the back rub and gave a subpar massage with very little teasing. On the flip, I pulled her top down exposing b's, she used her nails on jr a bit and then gave a very mechanical and unenthused he. Tipped $.4 and I took off. Rough day at the AMP's. Still searching for a buxom provider.

Haha! Go see Tiffany at Yu Shen Tang, further east of 5 Star on Westminster. Nice store boughts.

[DonkeyPuncha]

Hello all, first time poster and somewhat newbie monger.

Finally figured out where F&C was. Older plain-looking mms (Coco) dressed in pants and a thick top at counter with a somewhat manly voice. Older short haired, seemingly busty LOL Asian lady standing in the lobby. I was excited to finally get a busty provider. Standard house fee $.4, mms walked me to the room and I disrobed. After a few in walks Coco, ugh. She was super nice and gave a really good back massage with some light brushing. However, she sounded like she smoked 5 packs of cigarettes a day when she talked and laughed. Total boner-buster. On the flip, she grabbed sleeping jr and thrashed him around asking if I wanted a he. I just couldn't. The outfit, the voice and laugh killed the mood. I respectfully said "no thank you" and she gave a pretty decent front massage. Tipped her $.2 and left disappointed.

I still needed a fix, so drove over to 5 star and pulled Mimi. Blonde Asian in early 30's maybe. Used her long nails during the back rub and gave a subpar massage with very little teasing. On the flip, I pulled her top down exposing b's, she used her nails on jr a bit and then gave a very mechanical and unenthused he. Tipped $.4 and I took off. Rough day at the AMP's. Still searching for a buxom provider.

I had Coco too. She's chubby and I thought she wasn't worth it. Also had a smelly pussy, and she would go in and out of the room randomly, hardly massaging me.

[DonkeyPuncha]

Kim was the best one there. Big tits with the hugest nipples I've ever seen Did doubles there and one time had one gal sit in the chair and watched the action. Kim had the whitest skin I've ever seen. Yup legendary.

Wish that spot were still open. I'd love to find a decent looking GILF that actually enjoys the sex, and that I can repeat with. That seems to be quite a unicorn though.

[Rp1991]

So I went to check out Le Palace. It appears as lel palace on Google maps because there's like 3 different locations. It's located in a strip mall with a lot of random stores. Called in twice with some names I heard here but I ended just walking in the first time.

Had E E at the door who was GND type and looks younger than she really is as someone else described her. Not super pretty but really petite. Anyways very good sensual massage, on the flip just some OTC NE. Good technique. Cut me short on my time by like 20-25 minutes when I was walked out.

I saw a really cute girl on the way out with blond hair. So I thought she said Nicole. But I'm not 100 percent sure a few days later.

Few days later, booked Nicole but she is hard to book for those who try. Very good professional massage, on the flip, top was flipped to reveal those MM and a good HE. Decent technique with slow finish. She gave me my full hour. The one thing is that she had black hair and I did enjoy my time with her.

But who is the blond hair Asian girl?

[Lsade]

Went to Havana yesterday. Wanted to see elle but only brenda was available. Decided her pics looked good on IG so might as well try something new.

Girl that walked in did not look like the pics at all (I know they don't use real pics but ones that resemble the girl). Brenda is pretty tal (5'11) with a decent amount of chub on her (pretty noticeable double chin).

Massage was poor and felt mechanical. Did not do any teases until I turned over. Didn't seem friendly (I typically don't talk to much but will talk if the masseuse initiates it). Whole experience seemed rushed. I've been to havana a few times and have had good experiences with all but Brenda is definitely not worth imo.

[SaltyDog]

I hadn't been in their area in years and had the chance to drive by yesterday. Well. Imagine that. It's not Lambert Accu anymore. I hope the new tenant bleached the holy hell out of every vertical and flat surface in that building before moving in. Heck, some of you young, super-healthy prostate lads probably soiled some ceiling tiles in there as well. A lot of fun times in there mixed with some awful ones. Ahhhhh. The good old days.

So, taking a flyer these GILFs are 1) Still alive and 2) Still participating in this pasttime, anybody know where they ended up? Maybe they teamed-up with Yumida in Highland? Nah. That would make too much logical sense and logic is not generously applied in this realm.

Just wondering out loud. Carry-on firing volley's with those pea-shooters ya' got, gents.

Kim was the best one there. Big tits with the hugest nipples I've ever seen Did doubles there and one time had one gal sit in the chair and watched the action. Kim had the whitest skin I've ever seen. Yup legendary.

[SaltyDog]

I had that happen in Fullerton once. There were six of them. Scared the sh*t out of me. California girls are the best, why fly across the country or the world when we have Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Chilean, Colombianas and Mexicana beauties right here?

The experience there is by far the best. Get some tanned country gal that totally gets into it is why people travel there. I'd say the best pussy is in Siem Reap. Take the gal to your room and have her all night long and do the deed as many times as you want. You can't get that here. Vietnam comes #2 but I always look for country girls. The girls in the city are ok but hesitant to spent the night. I personally feel the gals in Thailand are high mileage girls. Sorta like saying a 2021 Lexus with 500,000 miles. China comes in third place. Good for a night but the other countries are good for 3 weeks. You'll leave a very tired man in Cambodia. There is no comparison to what you're talking about.

[SaltyDog]

I hadn't been in their area in years and had the chance to drive by yesterday. Well. Imagine that. It's not Lambert Accu anymore. I hope the new tenant bleached the holy hell out of every vertical and flat surface in that building before moving in. Heck, some of you young, super-healthy prostate lads probably soiled some ceiling tiles in there as well. A lot of fun times in there mixed with some awful ones. Ahhhhh. The good old days.

So, taking a flyer these GILFs are 1) Still alive and 2) Still participating in this pasttime, anybody know where they ended up? Maybe they teamed-up with Yumida in Highland? Nah. That would make too much logical sense and logic is not generously applied in this realm.

Just wondering out loud. Carry-on firing volley's with those pea-shooters ya' got, gents.

Kim was the best one there. Big tits with the hugest nipples I've ever seen Did doubles there and one time had one gal sit in the chair and watched the action. Kim had the whitest skin I've ever seen. Yup legendary.

[Chip74]

It's been a while since I've been active, so I thought I would ease myself back in by visiting top10 in GG. Call to head and got the $30 hh massage. Got escorted to the room and in walks Tiffany a cute 30 something small waisted, small chested, Yoga pants and mask wearing asian. She started with a 15 minute very light massage, Which was OK because mamasan warn me before hand that she wasn't very strong. After the flip negotiation started and I opted for the 60 hand special with roaming over the clothes, The cleanup was professional and I even saw her remove the sheet on the table which is a plus and lucky for the next guy. All in all I left with the grin and a memory which is all I wanted from the beginning.

[Typical007]

Has anyone given her a try? Pictures seem legit anyone care to take one for the team LOL.

https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/225059

[JankyRed]

Sup ya'll.

I know this isn't the right forum but maybe this info will be appreciated by some. Couple weeks ago I went to ZH spa in Whittier. Close to me maybe far for some. Walked in at about 8:00 pm met by a taller Asian gal, tattoo of a bird on her Chest, sorry forgot her name but she had a big fake booty, loved watching her walk around. Handed her the fee for hhr and she said "for two girls you're getting a good price" didn't think much of it at the time, layed down and waited. She walks back in with another girl to my surprise. New to the scene so this was my first time with two chicks. The other girls name was coco, nice C-cups, small rump. Both started rubbing my back and legs, commenting on how much they liked my body. The girl with the fake ass was making these moaning noises that got me rock hard and when they noticed the teasing began. Each on took turns stroking my cock, coco especially had a nice technique. She would run her fingers down my ass to my balls and down my shaft and to my mushroom. The flip came and they proceeded to rub my chest and thighs. Then coco grabbed my cock and started stroking nice and slow. The other girl walked out and came back with gloves and I thought "oh shit I know where this is going LOL" the girl with the fake booty lubed it up and proceeded to give me a prostate massage. Usually I'm not into that but I said fuck it first time for everything but eventually told her to stop as it was throwing me off. Coco had an amazing grip while fake booty started rubbing my balls and playing with my nipples. This is when I asked what else was on the menu I really wanted a double BJ but no dice said they don't do that, I told them I would pay whatever they wanted, total bs, but just wanted to push the envelope, they thought about it but said no. However they did end up on they're knees, I sat at the edge of the table and both were jacking me off. It was an amazing sight my friends. I loved the eye contact and fake booty encouraged me to slap her ass as much as I wanted. At this point we were over the 30 min, they asked how much I would pay them and I said I only had 60 dollars at which they both laughed at but didn't make a fuss about it. Just said bring more next time. That's when fake booty stood up and bent over while coco grabbed my dick and slapped her in the face a few times with it. I asked why they wouldn't suck it but they just laughed. This sent me over the edge and I shot one of he biggest loads of my life. Literally pump after pump. Both girls grinned with delight. I apologized for dirtying up the floor but they said it was fine while laughing and speaking in their language. Coco left and fake booty stayed in the room with me while I got dressed, she was literally eye rapping me making those moans saying my body was the best she has seen. Not to brag but I'm athletic and work out often. I'm sure I could have gotten more from her if it was just her. I felt bad about only giving them 60 but thought fuck it LOL. Fake booty walked out with me which was strange but nobody in the parking lot she gave me a hug and I got two handfuls of that ass before I left. Felt her wet pussy, which further reinforced my notion of getting more from her. I went in on a Thursday. What do you guys think should I have paid more for the two? Or did I pay them just right LOL?

[SlappySalami]

I hadn't been in their area in years and had the chance to drive by yesterday. Well. Imagine that. It's not Lambert Accu anymore. I hope the new tenant bleached the holy hell out of every vertical and flat surface in that building before moving in. Heck, some of you young, super-healthy prostate lads probably soiled some ceiling tiles in there as well. A lot of fun times in there mixed with some awful ones. Ahhhhh. The good old days.

So, taking a flyer these GILFs are 1) Still alive and 2) Still participating in this pasttime, anybody know where they ended up? Maybe they teamed-up with Yumida in Highland? Nah. That would make too much logical sense and logic is not generously applied in this realm.

Just wondering out loud. Carry-on firing volley's with those pea-shooters ya' got, gents.

Ahh yes. Another blast from the past. There was a thick K lady forgot her name. She was fantastic. She knew how to turn me on for sure.

So Lambert Accu is gone? Sad.

How about "Angelus Massage" on Lincoln between Westrn and Knott back in the day? (Around 1998 - 2000?) Anybody remember that place? There were some beauties in there.

[Meshugga]

Lulu is a little crazy and loves to put her finger up in your nether region as she strokes you. A BBBJ from her was never offered to me but I'd take it of course.

She of course will enter your nether region without gloves on. But when it comes time to massage your feet, she puts on gloves. Where is it she thinks my feet have been?