Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Yokohama is right on the main road. Unless its dark, you and your vehicle are totally exposed. Went and saw the pushy girl. She wouldn't take less than 280 for everything. She said that 80 house and 200 for her were a "discount". She said at that rate, no shower, no massage. Needless to say, I left.

I wish I would have bailed too. I gave her $250, but during the session she told me she usually gets $300 or $400 just for CFS. Told me one old guy gave her $300, then gave her a $100 tip at the end. I told her some guys are just stupid.

[MassageAwesome]

Question about KAMP etiquette; Is it rude to ask the mms to see the available talent before you are taken to the room?

I don't frequent KAMPs, so after Hanna from Royal left, I have no idea of who the talent of any parlor is. And I hate the idea of dressing up again and go tell the mms, that I want my money back (I really hate to hurt the girls feelings). I do not expect beauties in a KAMP, but there are certain things like tattoos and fake boobs that really turn me off, and it's worse now as many KAMPs are being staffed with Latinas, and you don't even get anything resembling a massage. Last time I went to Chalet a drew a girl that I didn't physically like, and she made no effort to connect with me, I stayed with her but left half an hour later unsatisfied and without the money.

In CAMPs I really don't care what the talent looks at all. For starters you hardly get to see her for most of the the session. By flip time she has either managed to put beer googles on you, or not, but at very least you got a nice legit massage.

No harm in asking for a line up. Most of the time mama will say that she only has one girl and / or that the other girls are busy. If you get someone you don't like or don't feel a vibe with, ask for your money back. No harm in hurting feelings. That girl will be with someone else about 15 minutes later. There are plenty other places you can go.

[GreaterGator]

Get your big head in the game so that your small head doesn't let you down. Here are some provider tactics be aware of, and I know you guys have more to add.


10. Upselling oils or services: if you are a new client or she suspects you will be a light tipper, she is more likely to upsell. Or maybe the last client tipped her $20 for DIY. Or maybe you smell bad and rolled in straight from the job site.

Oh Wiseman, you nailed it again.

But don't forget one of my personal favorites that make you feel special. "You know I only do this for you" (and every guy that walks in with a fat wallet).

[LukaKu]

Question about KAMP etiquette; Is it rude to ask the mms to see the available talent before you are taken to the room?

I don't frequent KAMPs, so after Hanna from Royal left, I have no idea of who the talent of any parlor is. And I hate the idea of dressing up again and go tell the mms, that I want my money back (I really hate to hurt the girls feelings). I do not expect beauties in a KAMP, but there are certain things like tattoos and fake boobs that really turn me off, and it's worse now as many KAMPs are being staffed with Latinas, and you don't even get anything resembling a massage. Last time I went to Chalet a drew a girl that I didn't physically like, and she made no effort to connect with me, I stayed with her but left half an hour later unsatisfied and without the money.

In CAMPs I really don't care what the talent looks at all. For starters you hardly get to see her for most of the the session. By flip time she has either managed to put beer googles on you, or not, but at very least you got a nice legit massage.

[Nationalchamp]

She's a bucktooth hustler and "pretty" is pushing it. Even told me she's "all about the money. " I won't be back.

Yes she is gorgeous, and Angela is a pretty little spinner herself.

[ScottySmith]

I tried to find it, failed, went to Mini. Got Eva. Great massage, even a touch of chiropractic. Two fisted slow hand finish.

Really slept great.

Yokohama is right on the main road. Unless its dark, you and your vehicle are totally exposed. Went and saw the pushy girl. She wouldn't take less than 280 for everything. She said that 80 house and 200 for her were a "discount". She said at that rate, no shower, no massage. Needless to say, I left.

[Niteluvr]

I tried to find it, failed, went to Mini. Got Eva. Great massage, even a touch of chiropractic. Two fisted slow hand finish.

Really slept great.

It's almost directly across the street from the QT at 4635 Woodstock Rd, Roswell. If you were standing in front of the QT, you'd look across the street and slightly to the right at an old, one-story house and has a cheap sign on the lawn out front. It doesn't show up on Google yet. Put another way, it's about the equivalent of two blocks before you get to MiNi and about the third structure on the right before you hit the traffic light at Mabry Rd.

[Don329]

Came back through the area about one week ago, driving through Atlanta I decided to got a Massage. I saw several Massage on the way, none that really interest me The PM Spa and Massage is on the north side of the road and it did not look busy so I stop and went in. I am not a golfer but the name was different so I wanted to see what it had to offer.

I was met by a very cheerful young lady named Grace, she in nice looking, very slender and tall for most Asian. Paid 60 for 1 hours of massage. Since she was extra nice and blowing me kisses I thought, why wait and waste time. Once in the hall I put my arm around her and she took right to it, I felt her butt and she rub against me. Once in the room, I embraced her and kissed her and she kissed back without covered mouth. She asked what I wanted and I dry humped her and she wanted to know how much? I pulled two bills out and she left with the 2 Ben's. She came back and we removed clothing. I received BBBJ, DATY, F with rain coat. After finally Cumming a little, she cleaned me up. I then played with her since there was still time, I rubbed juniors head against her and she would not allow entry. I did get very close and she did get excided. I thanked Grace and left her after laying and talking for a while. I asked who some of the other provider were? Grace went out and came back wtih May, May is a spinner, cute and very talkative. May and I dry humped and I told her I will be back.

[Petey1015]

You're right, Yokohama is a KAMP and the girl you saw is Mimi. They've been open about a month and I went there a week or so after they opened. The location is not that strange as, many years ago, there was another KAMP called Evergreen about a mile closer to town (now a veterinary clinic) and, coincidentally, the mamasan at Yokohama was also the mamasan at Evergreen although she's gained a lot of weight. Note for newbies: If you see a parlor in an old, converted house, it's always a KAMP, never a CAMP. No need to go into the place to verify.

My session with Mimi is one I regret. Yes, she looks good (claims to be 27 but I think she's over 30) and has big naturals, but it looks like she got her ass enhanced. Shelled out $250 total for house plus CFS. First, Mimi talked the entire fucking time. She would not shut up and thought she was an expert on everything. I thought I'd play along and ask her some rather easy questions about Korean history. She got 3 of 5 wrong and these are things any common Korean would know. When I asked to fuck doggy style, she then claimed that men who fuck doggy just want to dominate a woman. I asked how she got that idea. She said she read it in a psychology publication. I told her the reasons I like doggy are a) it's comfortable, and b) I like to watch my dick going in and out. Told her that has nothing to do with wanting to dominate a woman. She talked so much that I was losing my rhythm so I suggested a HJ for a few minutes. She did so but then went into a long history lesson about something that happened 1500 years ago in Korea. Who the fuck cares? Time was running out so I told her I wanted to finish by fucking since I paid for it. On goes the cover, back to doggy where I had to muster all of my concentration to finish. Just as I did, mamasan knocked on the door saying time was up.

She was easily one of the most annoying KAMP women I've ever fucked and I kept thinking what a dingbat she was all the way home. That was not the end of my dingbat experiences that day, however. I was hungry and spotted an El Taco Veloz so thought I'd try it. Ordered a taco for $3. 17 and gave the Colombian girl $5. She gave me a dollar back and then kept rummaging through the coins, trying to figure out correct change. She was very confused. I ate my taco, then decided I wanted another so this time I gave her a $10 bill and 27 cents. Thought that would be easy. Nope, she looked even more confused so I told her she owed me $7. 10. She gave me the $7, then confusion set over her about the change once again. She took the quarter but had left the two pennies on the counter. I asked her to just give me a dime. She said she couldn't because she had logged in a different amount in the cash register so it 'wouldn't be right. ' Told her the money in the cash register would be just fine if she kept the two pennies and gave me a dime. She looked like a deer in the headlights, then gave me back 3 pennies. I had already taken back the two pennies and told her she still owed me a nickel. More confusion in her brain. She dug into the pennies again, which I didn't want and told her to just give me a nickel. She had one lone nickel in the drawer and said, "If I give you the last nickel, I'll have to open another roll and then count them after we close!" She then handed me just 4 pennies. Told her she owed me one more, so she reluctantly opened the register again (third time). Thought to myself, "If this dingbat can't even count basic change, her next job will probably entail lying on her back. ".

Yep, they live among us.

Did she resemble an anime character? I wonder if Chanel has resurfaced.

[MunchMacoochie]

I tried to find it, failed, went to Mini. Got Eva. Great massage, even a touch of chiropractic. Two fisted slow hand finish.

Really slept great.

[BaldEagle25]

What did the Japanese reportedly charge for what services?

Both Marietta (929-xxx-xxxx) and Duluth (646-xxx-xxxx) rub rating postings have same fees; 140 hh, 160 hr, 200 VIP. Typical Asian apartment with shortened time but had absolutely no complaints with VIP.

[Petey1015]

Anna is the beautiful, tall one with long dark hair.

Yes she is gorgeous, and Angela is a pretty little spinner herself.

[Petey1015]

Post 44418 he says its on Holcomb Bridge. If he's talking about Norcross that's Jimmy Carter. What post does he say Norcross?

You obviously don't read the forum, read post 44428. And just so you know post 44418 says nothing about Holcomb Bridge, it's post 44419. RTFF.

[The Wiseacre]

Get your big head in the game so that your small head doesn't let you down. Here are some provider tactics be aware of, and I know you guys have more to add.

1. Time shorting: if the provider is busy or bored, they will often short you or be in and out of the room a lot. And then after the finish they will say, "Sorry baby time is up. " You will reply, "I paid for one hour," and she will reply, "Sorry baby I have other client waiting. Come back next time I give you an extra 15 minute. " This is when you say, "Sorry baby, when you short me time for other client, I tip you less. I am good client and deserve to be #1. " Because: fuck this shit, there are literally hundreds of other providers to choose from in this town.

2. One handed massage while they use their phones: some are very good at hiding this and others do not give a fuck. Fuck this shit, tell the provider you are leaving if she does not focus on delivering the service you paid for.

3. Pussy Bait And Switch: you call and ask for the new girl and they give you grandma or you call and ask for Coco and they give you Anna. Or worse, you get put in a room expecting Nana and in walks Fatty McFlatbutt. Fuck this shit, if your little head allows this abuse then I don't feel sorry for you.

4. Flirting: she calls everyone honey, she can't wait to see every client, she loves you, she likes your smile, she tells you you are so funny, she calls you baby, she tells you that you have a nice dick, she says she thinks you are probably great lover, she texts you "good morning honey", she texts you, "How are you? She says, "oh that is a lot" when you shoot your wad, she is coy about her relationship status, etc. You think you are on Tinder when you chat her up, but she is playing The Game in WorkMode and has all the cheat codes memorized.

5. Pictures In Her Advertisement: did you actually fall for this?

6. Let Me Take Care of You First: she does not want you to service her, she is there to service you.

7. GPS: talks a big game to get you in the door then won't let you touch her snatch or do some other thing that you dream about while you jerk off. Avoids specifics when negotiating, then says, "Next time you come we have special time. " Fuck this shit. If you want to finger blast her, then negotiate accordingly (and with some class.).

8. "Honey I Miss You": she misses your money, not the small talk, not the flirting, or you grabbing her ass.

9. In and Out of the Room: if she leaves the room more than once (other than to get you a hot towel) then she is likely servicing multiple clients at the same time. Fuck this shit, get what you paid for. Please don't train these providers that this sort of treatment is acceptable.

10. Upselling oils or services: if you are a new client or she suspects you will be a light tipper, she is more likely to upsell. Or maybe the last client tipped her $20 for DIY. Or maybe you smell bad and rolled in straight from the job site.

[TacoSauce3]

Has anyone been recently, and was the massage okay? I took No. 1 out my my regular lineup after several visits in a row where I received a one handed massage. The girl hand her other hand on her phone for about 75% of the time. Wondering if anything has changed.