Massage Parlor Reports

[BaldEagle25]

What did the Japanese reportedly charge for what services?

Both Marietta (929-xxx-xxxx) and Duluth (646-xxx-xxxx) rub rating postings have same fees; 140 hh, 160 hr, 200 VIP. Typical Asian apartment with shortened time but had absolutely no complaints with VIP.

[Petey1015]

Anna is the beautiful, tall one with long dark hair.

Yes she is gorgeous, and Angela is a pretty little spinner herself.

[Petey1015]

Post 44418 he says its on Holcomb Bridge. If he's talking about Norcross that's Jimmy Carter. What post does he say Norcross?

You obviously don't read the forum, read post 44428. And just so you know post 44418 says nothing about Holcomb Bridge, it's post 44419. RTFF.

[The Wiseacre]

Get your big head in the game so that your small head doesn't let you down. Here are some provider tactics be aware of, and I know you guys have more to add.

1. Time shorting: if the provider is busy or bored, they will often short you or be in and out of the room a lot. And then after the finish they will say, "Sorry baby time is up. " You will reply, "I paid for one hour," and she will reply, "Sorry baby I have other client waiting. Come back next time I give you an extra 15 minute. " This is when you say, "Sorry baby, when you short me time for other client, I tip you less. I am good client and deserve to be #1. " Because: fuck this shit, there are literally hundreds of other providers to choose from in this town.

2. One handed massage while they use their phones: some are very good at hiding this and others do not give a fuck. Fuck this shit, tell the provider you are leaving if she does not focus on delivering the service you paid for.

3. Pussy Bait And Switch: you call and ask for the new girl and they give you grandma or you call and ask for Coco and they give you Anna. Or worse, you get put in a room expecting Nana and in walks Fatty McFlatbutt. Fuck this shit, if your little head allows this abuse then I don't feel sorry for you.

4. Flirting: she calls everyone honey, she can't wait to see every client, she loves you, she likes your smile, she tells you you are so funny, she calls you baby, she tells you that you have a nice dick, she says she thinks you are probably great lover, she texts you "good morning honey", she texts you, "How are you? She says, "oh that is a lot" when you shoot your wad, she is coy about her relationship status, etc. You think you are on Tinder when you chat her up, but she is playing The Game in WorkMode and has all the cheat codes memorized.

5. Pictures In Her Advertisement: did you actually fall for this?

6. Let Me Take Care of You First: she does not want you to service her, she is there to service you.

7. GPS: talks a big game to get you in the door then won't let you touch her snatch or do some other thing that you dream about while you jerk off. Avoids specifics when negotiating, then says, "Next time you come we have special time. " Fuck this shit. If you want to finger blast her, then negotiate accordingly (and with some class.).

8. "Honey I Miss You": she misses your money, not the small talk, not the flirting, or you grabbing her ass.

9. In and Out of the Room: if she leaves the room more than once (other than to get you a hot towel) then she is likely servicing multiple clients at the same time. Fuck this shit, get what you paid for. Please don't train these providers that this sort of treatment is acceptable.

10. Upselling oils or services: if you are a new client or she suspects you will be a light tipper, she is more likely to upsell. Or maybe the last client tipped her $20 for DIY. Or maybe you smell bad and rolled in straight from the job site.

[TacoSauce3]

Has anyone been recently, and was the massage okay? I took No. 1 out my my regular lineup after several visits in a row where I received a one handed massage. The girl hand her other hand on her phone for about 75% of the time. Wondering if anything has changed.

[USABarry]

True, any parlor can short a customer on time, which is why we as mongers need to manage that time. I often mention the start time to the girl by pointing to the clock and then announce what the end time will be. That lets them know I'm paying attention so they can't pull that shit on me.

Totally agree. Been in the situation in a Kamp paying for an hour. 40 minutes later we're all done. Not that I didn't get complete but I did pay for an hour. I told her so when she complained I shorted her tip. Really? Take that up with mama because she has the rest of your tip in the room fee for an hour, not 40 minutes. I say so while pointing at the clock. Big change in attitude from there on. (Got the full hour too).

[Champ1201]

That was the funniest damn thing I read all week.

Thank you.

You're right, Yokohama is a KAMP and the girl you saw is Mimi. They've been open about a month and I went there a week or so after they opened. The location is not that strange as, many years ago, there was another KAMP called Evergreen about a mile closer to town (now a veterinary clinic) and, coincidentally, the mamasan at Yokohama was also the mamasan at Evergreen although she's gained a lot of weight. Note for newbies: If you see a parlor in an old, converted house, it's always a KAMP, never a CAMP. No need to go into the place to verify.

My session with Mimi is one I regret. Yes, she looks good (claims to be 27 but I think she's over 30) and has big naturals, but it looks like she got her ass enhanced. Shelled out $250 total for house plus CFS. First, Mimi talked the entire fucking time. She would not shut up and thought she was an expert on everything. I thought I'd play along and ask her some rather easy questions about Korean history. She got 3 of 5 wrong and these are things any common Korean would know. When I asked to fuck doggy style, she then claimed that men who fuck doggy just want to dominate a woman. I asked how she got that idea. She said she read it in a psychology publication. I told her the reasons I like doggy are a) it's comfortable, and b) I like to watch my dick going in and out. Told her that has nothing to do with wanting to dominate a woman. She talked so much that I was losing my rhythm so I suggested a HJ for a few minutes. She did so but then went into a long history lesson about something that happened 1500 years ago in Korea. Who the fuck cares? Time was running out so I told her I wanted to finish by fucking since I paid for it. On goes the cover, back to doggy where I had to muster all of my concentration to finish. Just as I did, mamasan knocked on the door saying time was up.

She was easily one of the most annoying KAMP women I've ever fucked and I kept thinking what a dingbat she was all the way home. That was not the end of my dingbat experiences that day, however. I was hungry and spotted an El Taco Veloz so thought I'd try it. Ordered a taco for $3. 17 and gave the Colombian girl $5. She gave me a dollar back and then kept rummaging through the coins, trying to figure out correct change. She was very confused. I ate my taco, then decided I wanted another so this time I gave her a $10 bill and 27 cents. Thought that would be easy. Nope, she looked even more confused so I told her she owed me $7. 10. She gave me the $7, then confusion set over her about the change once again. She took the quarter but had left the two pennies on the counter. I asked her to just give me a dime. She said she couldn't because she had logged in a different amount in the cash register so it 'wouldn't be right. ' Told her the money in the cash register would be just fine if she kept the two pennies and gave me a dime. She looked like a deer in the headlights, then gave me back 3 pennies. I had already taken back the two pennies and told her she still owed me a nickel. More confusion in her brain. She dug into the pennies again, which I didn't want and told her to just give me a nickel. She had one lone nickel in the drawer and said, "If I give you the last nickel, I'll have to open another roll and then count them after we close!" She then handed me just 4 pennies. Told her she owed me one more, so she reluctantly opened the register again (third time). Thought to myself, "If this dingbat can't even count basic change, her next job will probably entail lying on her back. ".

Yep, they live among us.

[Big Comanche]

He's not referring to OS / Health and Healing, if you read any of the previous posts you would know it's a place on Jimmy Carter in Norcross.

Post 44418 he says its on Holcomb Bridge. If he's talking about Norcross that's Jimmy Carter. What post does he say Norcross?

[Niteluvr]

Anna is the beautiful, tall one with long dark hair.

If you consider Anna to be beautiful, may I suggest you try a lot of other CAMPs? She is at best mediocre, IMO. However, if she's exactly what moves you, then enjoy it. Just suggesting that you check out other parlors as you might find someone you like even better. I'm constantly on the hunt because I'm a picky bastard.

[Sgt Lurker]

That is why when she comes in to get started, I point at the clock and say, 1-hour. If she says we are done and it is more than 10 minutes short, I ask, that was a full hour? Rarely will I get any issue with them continuing. This is not true for a KAMP but it is for a CAMP.

YMMV. Kaina shorted by 25 minutes last time I went, and 15 the time before that. They said to wait 15 minutes and they'd come back and finish. LOL. No. I'm not going to have the girl leave mid-massage, go jerk off a 30-minute monger, then come back and put her hands on me. This is an AMP thread my dude. Also, all your posts are about PM spa. Are you a shill?

[Niteluvr]

YMMV. Kaina shorted by 25 minutes last time I went, and 15 the time before that. They said to wait 15 minutes and they'd come back and finish. LOL. No. I'm not going to have the girl leave mid-massage, go jerk off a 30-minute monger, then come back and put her hands on me.

True, any parlor can short a customer on time, which is why we as mongers need to manage that time. I often mention the start time to the girl by pointing to the clock and then announce what the end time will be. That lets them know I'm paying attention so they can't pull that shit on me.

[Niteluvr]

Big breast, big ass. HJ is good. And more.

Big breast? Why only one? I was always taught they came in pairs.

[Niteluvr]

I stopped by Yokohama recently to check it out. I was thinking it was a CAMP, but it's a KAMP. (Unusual up this way in my experience.) Fat Mamasan brought me through a nasty kitchen into the work area (which was much nicer) and asked for the house fee up front. (. 5 on sale for a month according to a sign out front.) My antennae should have gone up at that point, but the little head, not the big one, was running the show. An absolutely knockout Korean woman came into the room. Probably early 30's. Incredible body, wearing a short skirt that was so tight it could've been painted on. At that point reality dawned on me and I was looking for a way out. (I've only been to KAMPs once or twice, and never had a good time. Little to no massage, all about the money. The women always seem to be looking to get you out the door as soon as possible with minimum hassle on their part and maximum income.).

She asked me how I knew about the place. I told her that I was passing by on my way to another shop, saw Yokohama's sign, and thought I'd give it a try. She realized that I was talking about going to a CAMP and said the place was Korean.

She tried to hit me for $$$ for the session. I said no way (still just wanting to get out), and she immediately dropped it to $$. I still demurred. She asked how much I usually tip at a Chinese place, and I told her $ plus the house fee gets me everything I want. She started off to talk to Mamsan, evidently trying to see what kind of deal would be acceptable, but I just wanted to get out and told her politely that the shop just wasn't what I was looking for.

Fortunately, the Mamasan gave me back the house fee with no argument, and I split.

Bottom line is, if you're looking for a KAMP in the area this place would probably be worth a try. The girl was gorgeous and friendly. (Of course. She was still trying to get my money.) And she would have gone for $$. Since I didn't actually stay I can't vouch for the quality of the service.

Happy mongering, guys!

You're right, Yokohama is a KAMP and the girl you saw is Mimi. They've been open about a month and I went there a week or so after they opened. The location is not that strange as, many years ago, there was another KAMP called Evergreen about a mile closer to town (now a veterinary clinic) and, coincidentally, the mamasan at Yokohama was also the mamasan at Evergreen although she's gained a lot of weight. Note for newbies: If you see a parlor in an old, converted house, it's always a KAMP, never a CAMP. No need to go into the place to verify.

My session with Mimi is one I regret. Yes, she looks good (claims to be 27 but I think she's over 30) and has big naturals, but it looks like she got her ass enhanced. Shelled out $250 total for house plus CFS. First, Mimi talked the entire fucking time. She would not shut up and thought she was an expert on everything. I thought I'd play along and ask her some rather easy questions about Korean history. She got 3 of 5 wrong and these are things any common Korean would know. When I asked to fuck doggy style, she then claimed that men who fuck doggy just want to dominate a woman. I asked how she got that idea. She said she read it in a psychology publication. I told her the reasons I like doggy are a) it's comfortable, and b) I like to watch my dick going in and out. Told her that has nothing to do with wanting to dominate a woman. She talked so much that I was losing my rhythm so I suggested a HJ for a few minutes. She did so but then went into a long history lesson about something that happened 1500 years ago in Korea. Who the fuck cares? Time was running out so I told her I wanted to finish by fucking since I paid for it. On goes the cover, back to doggy where I had to muster all of my concentration to finish. Just as I did, mamasan knocked on the door saying time was up.

She was easily one of the most annoying KAMP women I've ever fucked and I kept thinking what a dingbat she was all the way home. That was not the end of my dingbat experiences that day, however. I was hungry and spotted an El Taco Veloz so thought I'd try it. Ordered a taco for $3. 17 and gave the Colombian girl $5. She gave me a dollar back and then kept rummaging through the coins, trying to figure out correct change. She was very confused. I ate my taco, then decided I wanted another so this time I gave her a $10 bill and 27 cents. Thought that would be easy. Nope, she looked even more confused so I told her she owed me $7. 10. She gave me the $7, then confusion set over her about the change once again. She took the quarter but had left the two pennies on the counter. I asked her to just give me a dime. She said she couldn't because she had logged in a different amount in the cash register so it 'wouldn't be right. ' Told her the money in the cash register would be just fine if she kept the two pennies and gave me a dime. She looked like a deer in the headlights, then gave me back 3 pennies. I had already taken back the two pennies and told her she still owed me a nickel. More confusion in her brain. She dug into the pennies again, which I didn't want and told her to just give me a nickel. She had one lone nickel in the drawer and said, "If I give you the last nickel, I'll have to open another roll and then count them after we close!" She then handed me just 4 pennies. Told her she owed me one more, so she reluctantly opened the register again (third time). Thought to myself, "If this dingbat can't even count basic change, her next job will probably entail lying on her back. ".

Yep, they live among us.

[Vx333]

I would suggest making an appointment at any CAMP no more than three hours in advance if the girl is popular. Since you were also shorted on time, what did you pay? You may want to try Kaina next time. I've had pretty good luck with appointments there.

YMMV. Kaina shorted by 25 minutes last time I went, and 15 the time before that. They said to wait 15 minutes and they'd come back and finish. LOL. No. I'm not going to have the girl leave mid-massage, go jerk off a 30-minute monger, then come back and put her hands on me.

Big breast, big ass. HJ is good. And more.

This is an AMP thread my dude. Also, all your posts are about PM spa. Are you a shill?

[GaDawgs20]

I had pretty much the same review a handful of days ago, similar experience. One exception and it's my fault really for not clarifying. I couldn't understand the girls name that took care of me. What does Anna, Sophia or Angela look like? The woman that took care of me was no mask, striking eye makeup, very much in charge and had a unique process (face down, then up, face down again and final flip). I'd like to know for my own reference.

Anna is the beautiful, tall one with long dark hair.