Massage Parlor Reports

[Champ1201]

That was the funniest damn thing I read all week.

Thank you.

You're right, Yokohama is a KAMP and the girl you saw is Mimi. They've been open about a month and I went there a week or so after they opened. The location is not that strange as, many years ago, there was another KAMP called Evergreen about a mile closer to town (now a veterinary clinic) and, coincidentally, the mamasan at Yokohama was also the mamasan at Evergreen although she's gained a lot of weight. Note for newbies: If you see a parlor in an old, converted house, it's always a KAMP, never a CAMP. No need to go into the place to verify.

My session with Mimi is one I regret. Yes, she looks good (claims to be 27 but I think she's over 30) and has big naturals, but it looks like she got her ass enhanced. Shelled out $250 total for house plus CFS. First, Mimi talked the entire fucking time. She would not shut up and thought she was an expert on everything. I thought I'd play along and ask her some rather easy questions about Korean history. She got 3 of 5 wrong and these are things any common Korean would know. When I asked to fuck doggy style, she then claimed that men who fuck doggy just want to dominate a woman. I asked how she got that idea. She said she read it in a psychology publication. I told her the reasons I like doggy are a) it's comfortable, and b) I like to watch my dick going in and out. Told her that has nothing to do with wanting to dominate a woman. She talked so much that I was losing my rhythm so I suggested a HJ for a few minutes. She did so but then went into a long history lesson about something that happened 1500 years ago in Korea. Who the fuck cares? Time was running out so I told her I wanted to finish by fucking since I paid for it. On goes the cover, back to doggy where I had to muster all of my concentration to finish. Just as I did, mamasan knocked on the door saying time was up.

She was easily one of the most annoying KAMP women I've ever fucked and I kept thinking what a dingbat she was all the way home. That was not the end of my dingbat experiences that day, however. I was hungry and spotted an El Taco Veloz so thought I'd try it. Ordered a taco for $3. 17 and gave the Colombian girl $5. She gave me a dollar back and then kept rummaging through the coins, trying to figure out correct change. She was very confused. I ate my taco, then decided I wanted another so this time I gave her a $10 bill and 27 cents. Thought that would be easy. Nope, she looked even more confused so I told her she owed me $7. 10. She gave me the $7, then confusion set over her about the change once again. She took the quarter but had left the two pennies on the counter. I asked her to just give me a dime. She said she couldn't because she had logged in a different amount in the cash register so it 'wouldn't be right. ' Told her the money in the cash register would be just fine if she kept the two pennies and gave me a dime. She looked like a deer in the headlights, then gave me back 3 pennies. I had already taken back the two pennies and told her she still owed me a nickel. More confusion in her brain. She dug into the pennies again, which I didn't want and told her to just give me a nickel. She had one lone nickel in the drawer and said, "If I give you the last nickel, I'll have to open another roll and then count them after we close!" She then handed me just 4 pennies. Told her she owed me one more, so she reluctantly opened the register again (third time). Thought to myself, "If this dingbat can't even count basic change, her next job will probably entail lying on her back. ".

Yep, they live among us.

[Big Comanche]

He's not referring to OS / Health and Healing, if you read any of the previous posts you would know it's a place on Jimmy Carter in Norcross.

Post 44418 he says its on Holcomb Bridge. If he's talking about Norcross that's Jimmy Carter. What post does he say Norcross?

[Niteluvr]

Anna is the beautiful, tall one with long dark hair.

If you consider Anna to be beautiful, may I suggest you try a lot of other CAMPs? She is at best mediocre, IMO. However, if she's exactly what moves you, then enjoy it. Just suggesting that you check out other parlors as you might find someone you like even better. I'm constantly on the hunt because I'm a picky bastard.

[Sgt Lurker]

That is why when she comes in to get started, I point at the clock and say, 1-hour. If she says we are done and it is more than 10 minutes short, I ask, that was a full hour? Rarely will I get any issue with them continuing. This is not true for a KAMP but it is for a CAMP.

YMMV. Kaina shorted by 25 minutes last time I went, and 15 the time before that. They said to wait 15 minutes and they'd come back and finish. LOL. No. I'm not going to have the girl leave mid-massage, go jerk off a 30-minute monger, then come back and put her hands on me. This is an AMP thread my dude. Also, all your posts are about PM spa. Are you a shill?

[Niteluvr]

YMMV. Kaina shorted by 25 minutes last time I went, and 15 the time before that. They said to wait 15 minutes and they'd come back and finish. LOL. No. I'm not going to have the girl leave mid-massage, go jerk off a 30-minute monger, then come back and put her hands on me.

True, any parlor can short a customer on time, which is why we as mongers need to manage that time. I often mention the start time to the girl by pointing to the clock and then announce what the end time will be. That lets them know I'm paying attention so they can't pull that shit on me.

[Niteluvr]

Big breast, big ass. HJ is good. And more.

Big breast? Why only one? I was always taught they came in pairs.

[Niteluvr]

I stopped by Yokohama recently to check it out. I was thinking it was a CAMP, but it's a KAMP. (Unusual up this way in my experience.) Fat Mamasan brought me through a nasty kitchen into the work area (which was much nicer) and asked for the house fee up front. (. 5 on sale for a month according to a sign out front.) My antennae should have gone up at that point, but the little head, not the big one, was running the show. An absolutely knockout Korean woman came into the room. Probably early 30's. Incredible body, wearing a short skirt that was so tight it could've been painted on. At that point reality dawned on me and I was looking for a way out. (I've only been to KAMPs once or twice, and never had a good time. Little to no massage, all about the money. The women always seem to be looking to get you out the door as soon as possible with minimum hassle on their part and maximum income.).

She asked me how I knew about the place. I told her that I was passing by on my way to another shop, saw Yokohama's sign, and thought I'd give it a try. She realized that I was talking about going to a CAMP and said the place was Korean.

She tried to hit me for $$$ for the session. I said no way (still just wanting to get out), and she immediately dropped it to $$. I still demurred. She asked how much I usually tip at a Chinese place, and I told her $ plus the house fee gets me everything I want. She started off to talk to Mamsan, evidently trying to see what kind of deal would be acceptable, but I just wanted to get out and told her politely that the shop just wasn't what I was looking for.

Fortunately, the Mamasan gave me back the house fee with no argument, and I split.

Bottom line is, if you're looking for a KAMP in the area this place would probably be worth a try. The girl was gorgeous and friendly. (Of course. She was still trying to get my money.) And she would have gone for $$. Since I didn't actually stay I can't vouch for the quality of the service.

Happy mongering, guys!

You're right, Yokohama is a KAMP and the girl you saw is Mimi. They've been open about a month and I went there a week or so after they opened. The location is not that strange as, many years ago, there was another KAMP called Evergreen about a mile closer to town (now a veterinary clinic) and, coincidentally, the mamasan at Yokohama was also the mamasan at Evergreen although she's gained a lot of weight. Note for newbies: If you see a parlor in an old, converted house, it's always a KAMP, never a CAMP. No need to go into the place to verify.

My session with Mimi is one I regret. Yes, she looks good (claims to be 27 but I think she's over 30) and has big naturals, but it looks like she got her ass enhanced. Shelled out $250 total for house plus CFS. First, Mimi talked the entire fucking time. She would not shut up and thought she was an expert on everything. I thought I'd play along and ask her some rather easy questions about Korean history. She got 3 of 5 wrong and these are things any common Korean would know. When I asked to fuck doggy style, she then claimed that men who fuck doggy just want to dominate a woman. I asked how she got that idea. She said she read it in a psychology publication. I told her the reasons I like doggy are a) it's comfortable, and b) I like to watch my dick going in and out. Told her that has nothing to do with wanting to dominate a woman. She talked so much that I was losing my rhythm so I suggested a HJ for a few minutes. She did so but then went into a long history lesson about something that happened 1500 years ago in Korea. Who the fuck cares? Time was running out so I told her I wanted to finish by fucking since I paid for it. On goes the cover, back to doggy where I had to muster all of my concentration to finish. Just as I did, mamasan knocked on the door saying time was up.

She was easily one of the most annoying KAMP women I've ever fucked and I kept thinking what a dingbat she was all the way home. That was not the end of my dingbat experiences that day, however. I was hungry and spotted an El Taco Veloz so thought I'd try it. Ordered a taco for $3. 17 and gave the Colombian girl $5. She gave me a dollar back and then kept rummaging through the coins, trying to figure out correct change. She was very confused. I ate my taco, then decided I wanted another so this time I gave her a $10 bill and 27 cents. Thought that would be easy. Nope, she looked even more confused so I told her she owed me $7. 10. She gave me the $7, then confusion set over her about the change once again. She took the quarter but had left the two pennies on the counter. I asked her to just give me a dime. She said she couldn't because she had logged in a different amount in the cash register so it 'wouldn't be right. ' Told her the money in the cash register would be just fine if she kept the two pennies and gave me a dime. She looked like a deer in the headlights, then gave me back 3 pennies. I had already taken back the two pennies and told her she still owed me a nickel. More confusion in her brain. She dug into the pennies again, which I didn't want and told her to just give me a nickel. She had one lone nickel in the drawer and said, "If I give you the last nickel, I'll have to open another roll and then count them after we close!" She then handed me just 4 pennies. Told her she owed me one more, so she reluctantly opened the register again (third time). Thought to myself, "If this dingbat can't even count basic change, her next job will probably entail lying on her back. ".

Yep, they live among us.

[Vx333]

I would suggest making an appointment at any CAMP no more than three hours in advance if the girl is popular. Since you were also shorted on time, what did you pay? You may want to try Kaina next time. I've had pretty good luck with appointments there.

YMMV. Kaina shorted by 25 minutes last time I went, and 15 the time before that. They said to wait 15 minutes and they'd come back and finish. LOL. No. I'm not going to have the girl leave mid-massage, go jerk off a 30-minute monger, then come back and put her hands on me.

Big breast, big ass. HJ is good. And more.

This is an AMP thread my dude. Also, all your posts are about PM spa. Are you a shill?

[GaDawgs20]

I had pretty much the same review a handful of days ago, similar experience. One exception and it's my fault really for not clarifying. I couldn't understand the girls name that took care of me. What does Anna, Sophia or Angela look like? The woman that took care of me was no mask, striking eye makeup, very much in charge and had a unique process (face down, then up, face down again and final flip). I'd like to know for my own reference.

Anna is the beautiful, tall one with long dark hair.

[Lurker0825]

I was on my way to Home Depot saw that the open light for Ds massage was off been like that for awhile now. Are they shut down for good?

[Scottsdale12]

Big breast, big ass. HJ is good. And more.

[CallMeKingKong]

Today I found a new massage store located in Roswell Road same as Publix shopping center in Chastain Square "Called Massage Legend "I had a one-hour massage. The girl who gave me the massage was very young and beautiful! She is tall and skinny has long hair. She said she just came from Florida. Very nice girl! She allowed me touched her ass and kissed her breast. She is so sweet! I will definitely go back to see her!

How old is she? Do you get her name?

[Niteluvr]

Just catching-up. So Royal (holcomb) got hit again? Someone got nicked there back on 2/19 as well.

Royal is closed for good.

[Petey1015]

Do you mean Health and Healing massage on Rte 9 behind Arby's at the corner of Holcomb Bridge? Thats the old OS.

He's not referring to OS / Health and Healing, if you read any of the previous posts you would know it's a place on Jimmy Carter in Norcross.

[OldBoy99]

Sounds more like you set your expectations higher than what's reasonable. I don't know many who go to the extent you did with the appointment making process, in my opinion that's a mistake on your part. It's best to call 5-10 minutes out and ask if they (insert ATF here) are available for a massage, if so proceed forward. Once there, tell them the time desired. These girls get calls all day long from flakes who say they're on their way and never show to the jackass asking inappropriate questions, they can't possibly filter through all that plus a language barrier. This place is a Camp not Spa Sydell.

Agreed about the appointment thing, but going off on a bit of a tangent here, I think Anna's getting a little burnt out, possibly as a result of all the mentions of her here and the resulting uptick in her business. I've been seeing her going back to Lu's on 41, and the last couple of times I've been in she's seemed a little off her game.

Guys, I don't post often and don't want to be overstepping bounds of decorum, but we need to treat her well. She's a nice lady, does a great session, and in general is a local treasure. I'd hate to see her get burnt out and retire.