Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

I do not want to hijack this thread anymore but I have a question about going to other countries. Going to ask it in the TJ thread as it fits in better there.

PM me if you'd like. I haven't mongered in TJ but have in many other countries.

[Hadez]

I do not want to hijack this thread anymore but I have a question about going to other countries. Going to ask it in the TJ thread as it fits in better there.

[TooLazy]

Add Dominican Republic to that list.

On a more budget friendly note, just take a road trip to Phoenix. Your AMP money goes a lot further there. I know a couple places in Phoenix where for the same $. 6 you'd spend at an AMP here, you get a table shower with rimming, BBBJ, multi-position FS, and 9 times out of 10 some of the other talent "introduces themselves" at some point during your service. I've had girls come in and play with my balls and let me feel her up while my main provider had my junk in her mouth, just to say hello and hope that I ask for her next time. I've had girls stick their hand down my pants in the hallway and let me have a quick taste of a nipple while I was on my way out the door. One time I had my main girl sucking me off, one girl sucking my nipples and letting me stick a finger in, and a third girl licking my balls all at the same time. The the other two were just bonus. I. e. They weren't busy and were hoping I'd take the upsell and pay for all of them or at very least come back and see them later. That's rare but it happens and I've heard reports of it happening to other guys too. It's like the wild west out there.

So PHX is the new hot spot?

[Grimmy23]

I believe the cost of flying to Costa Rica or Panama would be less and believe me the action is as good or better than any place in US. Bangkok may have it beat but not by much. Latinas instead of Asians but the service is great and easy to find. In most case it finds you.

Anywhooo $3000 in either country and they would probably have to carry you home on a stretcher or push you in a wheelchair as you would be that wore out.

Add Dominican Republic to that list.

On a more budget friendly note, just take a road trip to Phoenix. Your AMP money goes a lot further there. I know a couple places in Phoenix where for the same $. 6 you'd spend at an AMP here, you get a table shower with rimming, BBBJ, multi-position FS, and 9 times out of 10 some of the other talent "introduces themselves" at some point during your service. I've had girls come in and play with my balls and let me feel her up while my main provider had my junk in her mouth, just to say hello and hope that I ask for her next time. I've had girls stick their hand down my pants in the hallway and let me have a quick taste of a nipple while I was on my way out the door. One time I had my main girl sucking me off, one girl sucking my nipples and letting me stick a finger in, and a third girl licking my balls all at the same time. The the other two were just bonus. I. e. They weren't busy and were hoping I'd take the upsell and pay for all of them or at very least come back and see them later. That's rare but it happens and I've heard reports of it happening to other guys too. It's like the wild west out there.

[PocoPene]

You could fairly easily spend 5 full days in Bangkok, including flight, hotel, food, and fun, for around $3000. For that, you could easily bang 2 girls a day, which comes out to about $300 per girl. Or for a little more you could bang 3 girls a day if you have the stamina and get the average down to about $250/ girl. Or you could do similar in the Philippines. Not really practical for most of us, but fun to think about and does put a lot of what happens around here in perspective. I miss my days of heavy business travel.

I believe the cost of flying to Costa Rica or Panama would be less and believe me the action is as good or better than any place in US. Bangkok may have it beat but not by much. Latinas instead of Asians but the service is great and easy to find. In most case it finds you.

Anywhooo $3000 in either country and they would probably have to carry you home on a stretcher or push you in a wheelchair as you would be that wore out.

[SCJohn]

Hello all, first time poster and somewhat newbie monger.

Finally figured out where F&C was. Older plain-looking mms (Coco) dressed in pants and a thick top at counter with a somewhat manly voice. Older short haired, seemingly busty LOL Asian lady standing in the lobby. I was excited to finally get a busty provider. Standard house fee $.4, mms walked me to the room and I disrobed. After a few in walks Coco, ugh. She was super nice and gave a really good back massage with some light brushing. However, she sounded like she smoked 5 packs of cigarettes a day when she talked and laughed. Total boner-buster. On the flip, she grabbed sleeping jr and thrashed him around asking if I wanted a he. I just couldn't. The outfit, the voice and laugh killed the mood. I respectfully said "no thank you" and she gave a pretty decent front massage. Tipped her $.2 and left disappointed.

I still needed a fix, so drove over to 5 star and pulled Mimi. Blonde Asian in early 30's maybe. Used her long nails during the back rub and gave a subpar massage with very little teasing. On the flip, I pulled her top down exposing b's, she used her nails on jr a bit and then gave a very mechanical and unenthused he. Tipped $.4 and I took off. Rough day at the AMP's. Still searching for a buxom provider.

Welcome to the site. Not sure if you're looking for FS or just a Handy. A couple of tried and true places are Bamboo Wood, SH Health and Le Place in Westminster. Read through this thread to get some names of providers that meet your needs.

[Grimmy23]

No it doesn't. But I take your point.

Nearly, 720 bucks RT from SFO, 755 RT from lax

A2

You could fairly easily spend 5 full days in Bangkok, including flight, hotel, food, and fun, for around $3000. For that, you could easily bang 2 girls a day, which comes out to about $300 per girl. Or for a little more you could bang 3 girls a day if you have the stamina and get the average down to about $250/ girl. Or you could do similar in the Philippines. Not really practical for most of us, but fun to think about and does put a lot of what happens around here in perspective. I miss my days of heavy business travel.

[Nydru90]

What are some shops where I can find providers with bushes that rim? Can be anywhere in oc and I don't care about age or looks.

[Mhsm2014]

If they can't beat other provider's advertised prices, your session might be freeeeeeeee!

You're killing me Larry!

[ZzzBoy14]

LMAO! Guess it's worth a shot. If anyone on here decides to bang one of them please post how it was. If someone gave me $500 and told me I had to choose one of them, I'd think I would pick Jade. If jessica puts on make up I can be persuaded possibly. Now if anyone has serious money to blow I think I saw a double offered for $1000.

It's for sure not worth it. They are definitely going to be in control of the session. Better to get a 45 min session with Jade, grab her behind during the fake cowgirl, and thrust up and down as hard as you can then blow all over the place.

PSA Jade got a breast reduction from what I can tell (saw her last week). Somewhere down to big C's or small D's. The upside is her nuru is much better than the one I had last year, probably since they don't hurt anymore. But, I miss her old DD soft melons. They were my standard for asian boobs in orange county.

Hopefully, someone who saw Jade at least a year ago can verify my observation.

[Edward Appleby]

For perspective, $600 buys a round trip ticket to Bangkok.

No it doesn't. But I take your point.

Nearly, 720 bucks RT from SFO, 755 RT from lax

A2

[MongerMan37]

I'd seriously consider it if the rates were a little lower. As is it's too steep. Maybe I'll pull up a competitor's ad and see if they'll price match like Sit 'and Sleep.

LMAO! Guess it's worth a shot. If anyone on here decides to bang one of them please post how it was. If someone gave me $500 and told me I had to choose one of them, I'd think I would pick Jade. If jessica puts on make up I can be persuaded possibly. Now if anyone has serious money to blow I think I saw a double offered for $1000.

[Ryan Tanaka]

I'd seriously consider it if the rates were a little lower. As is it's too steep. Maybe I'll pull up a competitor's ad and see if they'll price match like Sit 'and Sleep.

If they can't beat other provider's advertised prices, your session might be freeeeeeeee!

[Mhsm2014]

Yea and I mistyped. Those rates were for half hour not hour.

I'd seriously consider it if the rates were a little lower. As is it's too steep. Maybe I'll pull up a competitor's ad and see if they'll price match like Sit 'and Sleep.

[HandyLover]

Hello all, first time poster and somewhat newbie monger.

Finally figured out where F&C was. Older plain-looking mms (Coco) dressed in pants and a thick top at counter with a somewhat manly voice. Older short haired, seemingly busty LOL Asian lady standing in the lobby. I was excited to finally get a busty provider. Standard house fee $.4, mms walked me to the room and I disrobed. After a few in walks Coco, ugh. She was super nice and gave a really good back massage with some light brushing. However, she sounded like she smoked 5 packs of cigarettes a day when she talked and laughed. Total boner-buster. On the flip, she grabbed sleeping jr and thrashed him around asking if I wanted a he. I just couldn't. The outfit, the voice and laugh killed the mood. I respectfully said "no thank you" and she gave a pretty decent front massage. Tipped her $.2 and left disappointed.

I still needed a fix, so drove over to 5 star and pulled Mimi. Blonde Asian in early 30's maybe. Used her long nails during the back rub and gave a subpar massage with very little teasing. On the flip, I pulled her top down exposing b's, she used her nails on jr a bit and then gave a very mechanical and unenthused he. Tipped $.4 and I took off. Rough day at the AMP's. Still searching for a buxom provider.