Massage Parlor Reports

[DeSanti]

Finally got to see Angela yesterday to check all of the hype. She's definitely a cutie but not what I expected. I guess I built this idea that she was someone in the range of borderline model material the way some of the fellas chalk her up to be. Definitely cute though.

I will say, after reading a number of post these past few weeks discussing her lack of enthusiasm when it comes to full service or telling people their dicks too big is totally a game. She totally picks and choses who she gives FS to.

She's much younger than I think everyone on here seems to think. I had only payed the house fee upfront taking advice from a post I saw on here, and decided to let the course take its time. As soon as I took my shirt off, she cracked a joke about me being handsome but having moobs slightly bigger than hers and I also laughed and agreed. She was very flirty though, and quickly asked me to get nude. Judging by everyone's comments on here. I feared this was a sign for a rushed situation, but that proved to be false.

I have long hair and she made sure to play with my hair and hesd before getting oil on me. She took her time massaging me all over and made sure to let me tease. Then asked me to flip. Then she wanted to talk light business. At this point I had only agreed to an HE, and no money had been discussed yet other than "good tip".

At this point a monger had walked through the door but Angela made sure it was taken care of by someone else. At this point she took her top off and started letting me full fledge touch. The whole time we talked about her interest and she mentioned being a big fan of music (which played in my favor as I'm a musician). Also, talked about tattoos. She really liked all of my tattoos and this is when I found her age out. She's in her very early 20's and has only recently started traveling before coming to Cinci. When I mentioned artist iv worked with, and she recognized one of them. She got superexcited. After taking some time to talk and some hand-action, I motioned BJ to her. She agreed and wrapped me up. Gave me a good 10 minutes of mouth action. In the meantime I was cracking her up about smelling like her lunch (she had just gotten done eating) and how her hands are bigger than mine. I think the humor helped gain her confidence. She made a brief comment about my dick being big and I asked if she didn't like? She then mentioned dicks are just another thing to her and that she's honestly not attracted to them but cares about just feeling comfortable. So I asked her what is comfortability and we talked some more. I motioned to fuck and she agreed. She hopped on first, then we switched to mission. A good 15 minutes later I busted. At this point, we finally discussed money and she was okay with the 1.4 I gave her (this included the hr house fee).

So I definitely think its a circumstance of whether or not she finds you appealing in the character sense. I'm not an ugly guy, and am pretty laid back. She def doesn't do outcals (I asked if she'd like to go to a concert) since its too dangerous but did mention that sometimes the men who visit are just overtly aggressive. Makes sense why she'd get to bailing asap.

BTW, when I checked the time as I walked out the room. It had been a full 55 minutes. So she definitely won't rush pending the person / mood she's in.

[NyteHawk]

So wish some of the posts on Rub Ratings were actually real. Not sure who is posting them, but he / she sure knows how to choose some good pictures. Who do you guys think is the best private massage / HE out there? Not an AMP.

Rachelle at the man cave. Hand's down.

Nytehawk.

[NyteHawk]

Stopped in Wednesday. Had read reviews. Should have read more carefully. Asked for an hour. As the massage started, I reached out with one hand to stroke her butt and asked if it was OK. My hand was placed back on the table. Very disappointing. A big turn-off. She didn't ask what kind of massage but used a soft touch. The touch was soft and gentle. If some of it had been in the right places it would have been very pleasant. But none of it was in the right places. A few strokes on the shoulders seemed like she might be able to do a good acupressure massage. But she didn't attempt an all out acupressure massage. Before the flip I asked her name. She said Mindy. On the flip she asked if I would give a good tip. I said I didn't feel I was having a good time. She motioned to ask if I wanted a HJ. The lack of teasing and the rejection of touching had not put me in the mood. I motioned no. She finished by massaging my head (temples, scalp, etc.) and arms. The massage was about an hour. I dressed. I moved the. 4 change from my payment for my massage from my shirt pocket to my wallet. I took out two fives and gave them as a tip. She held up two fingers and asked 20. I said no, I did not enjoy a massage where I couldn't touch.

Good for you Dude! We need to let these folks know that if they are going to be advertising on Rub Ratings for erotic or sensual massages and then they do not deliver, that we will not tolerate it. If ya'll go to Kingsgate, do NOT ask for Mindy, and if she is the only one available, walk out! That will send a clear message.

Nytehawk.

[DblEagle13]

So wish some of the posts on Rub Ratings were actually real. Not sure who is posting them, but he / she sure knows how to choose some good pictures. Who do you guys think is the best private massage / HE out there? Not an AMP.

[RubMania19]

MarblesKyle, good analysis. I wasn't aware there were two AMP's in Alexandria though, just the one that's now under new management at 6907 Alexandria Pike. I visited, wrote a review. I'll PM you with more details.

As far as Union goes (Song Spa), in my opinion, save your money. You'd have better luck at a monastery. And Summer Spa and Spring Spa (both on Dixie) are mostly legit from what I hear as well. Same with Hong on Turfway and the one on 42 hear the I-75 hwy. But every once in a while, I hear of rare outbreaks of someone getting happy, but it's rare. So for the most part, pretty dry, but like you said, if you come up empty, you get a decent massage, reasonable price, and great atmosphere.

I gave up on the NKY scene years ago but it seems a few new ones have opened, the one in Union may have always been there and I've never noticed, but I used to drive through there a lot and never saw it.

The two in Alexandria look legit, especially the one next to the pizza shop. They put up a nice neon sign and all that. Rub and tug joints don't usually invest that much. Per Google there's another one in Alexandria but I can't find anything on it. I'll TOFTT on either of these after the holiday but if anyone has Intel on either I'd love to hear it. They both are pretty new. Google Street view from 2020 shows them both as vacant properties.

The one in Union looks the most promising, but again, no reviews on here for any of these. I'm sure people have tried them and not succeeded. When I am in the area next with an hour to spare, I'll try them all.

Best thing about AMP's is even if you fail at a try, you still get a massage at a reasonable rate.

[Cincy2015]

Sakura for first time. Met Angela. I think she's hot as hell! Review are accurate. Not sure if I'll go back unfortunately it was hard to get fully comfortable just because of the setting. Didn't get to really enjoy it. I wish she would just host in a hotel. Screw that set up LOL. Noticed there texting, has anyone tried to get her number before for some off the clock action?

[Cincy2015]

Place is ridiculous. Called 10 min out for a time she said okay. Then says I have to wait 30 min. Then I return and tells me 5 min two more times. Saw the one I wanted to see get a coat like she was leaving?? Walked out. Just ridiculous waste of time.

[MarblesKyle]

This Brine has 2 of their 3 posts about this Monroe as well. But their first post from about a year ago was asking about someone on eros, but the link is dead now. Wonder if the lady at that dead link was a certain ebony lady as well?

Make some better fake reviews than the ones here and in your ad screenshot. Real men paying for sex don't write like that.

Nice catch, sir. In my haste I didn't do a background check on the posters. I checked out her add and was planning on at least contacting her next time she made it to Cincy. Not crazy about "screening required for burner numbers", that kinda sounded like blackmail talk, like she either wants your real number or an I'd. And that body looked TGTBT. Still, I was planning on researching further when she came into town but you may have done my work for me. Thanks mate!

[PearishBA]

First post, but long time viewer of the board and appreciate all the info.

Monroe is legit and provides the best massage experience since Divine Rachel. Great communication, private residence, very good massage and ending. She is smoking hot with a 10/10 body, you will not be disappointed. Please treat her right so she will visit Cincinnati again. She is based out of Columbus so you can see her reviews on their board.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/153116

I saw her the week before last and I agree with everything in this post. Great time and she was very nice.

This Brine has 2 of their 3 posts about this Monroe as well. But their first post from about a year ago was asking about someone on eros, but the link is dead now. Wonder if the lady at that dead link was a certain ebony lady as well?

Make some better fake reviews than the ones here and in your ad screenshot. Real men paying for sex don't write like that.

[MarblesKyle]

Short Answer: Crossing the border into Cincy is a better time. That said, in NKY there are a good half dozen. For the most part, all legit but there are selective reports of "good times" depending on who you see or if the boss has stepped away. The new one in Alexandria KY just over the river from Cincy, has some cute girls and looks promising. Good parking too. Summer Spa and Hong off Turfway are legit as far as I know. There are a few others, but unfortunately I'm not that familiar with.

I gave up on the NKY scene years ago but it seems a few new ones have opened, the one in Union may have always been there and I've never noticed, but I used to drive through there a lot and never saw it.

The two in Alexandria look legit, especially the one next to the pizza shop. They put up a nice neon sign and all that. Rub and tug joints don't usually invest that much. Per Google there's another one in Alexandria but I can't find anything on it. I'll TOFTT on either of these after the holiday but if anyone has Intel on either I'd love to hear it. They both are pretty new. Google Street view from 2020 shows them both as vacant properties.

The one in Union looks the most promising, but again, no reviews on here for any of these. I'm sure people have tried them and not succeeded. When I am in the area next with an hour to spare, I'll try them all.

Best thing about AMP's is even if you fail at a try, you still get a massage at a reasonable rate.

[Brine]

First post, but long time viewer of the board and appreciate all the info.

Monroe is legit and provides the best massage experience since Divine Rachel. Great communication, private residence, very good massage and ending. She is smoking hot with a 10/10 body, you will not be disappointed. Please treat her right so she will visit Cincinnati again. She is based out of Columbus so you can see her reviews on their board.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/153116

I saw her the week before last and I agree with everything in this post. Great time and she was very nice.

[ComicGeek77]

Sandman, just sent you a PM.

This review is going to be a bit different than what I normally post. I received a text from Annie earlier in the week wishing me a Happy Father's Day. I thanked her and told her that I would be in to see her later I the week. I texted her on Friday and told her that I was going to leave work and go see her for roughly 30 min. She was cool with that. When I get there, she was in the back and another lady, roughly the same age, directed me to the room. I told her that I was there to see Annie and she said ok. How long? I said 30 min. She said $40. I got undressed thinking Annie was going to come in, but the that lady came back?

I said the hell with it, I only have 30 minutes to play with this. She brought a towel in the room since there was no cover on the bed. She placed it over me and started her massage. It was an ok massage, not to hard or soft, which was fine with me. She didn't tease me at all. She had me to flip over and popped jr and asked me if I wanted her help with him. I said yes as I was rubbing her butt. She did a great job on that part. As soon as I finished, she finished, right after she cleaned me up.

As I was walking out, Annie told me she was waiting for me, but didn't see me. I said I was waiting for her but didn't see her. I bet the word is getting around like Sakura with about the more popular providers, just my opinion. Annie was genuinely shocked to see me come out that room.

[ComicGeek77]

Based on a recent review I tried to make an appointment with Coco at the place on SR 125 near the DQ. They said she left, no, longer works there. Bummer. Sounded like she gave an excellent massage.

Just wanted to share on case anyone decided to go there to see her.

[DaSandmn88]

This review is going to be a bit different than what I normally post. I received a text from Annie earlier in the week wishing me a Happy Father's Day. I thanked her and told her that I would be in to see her later I the week. I texted her on Friday and told her that I was going to leave work and go see her for roughly 30 min. She was cool with that. When I get there, she was in the back and another lady, roughly the same age, directed me to the room. I told her that I was there to see Annie and she said ok. How long? I said 30 min. She said $40. I got undressed thinking Annie was going to come in, but the that lady came back?

I said the hell with it, I only have 30 minutes to play with this. She brought a towel in the room since there was no cover on the bed. She placed it over me and started her massage. It was an ok massage, not to hard or soft, which was fine with me. She didn't tease me at all. She had me to flip over and popped jr and asked me if I wanted her help with him. I said yes as I was rubbing her butt. She did a great job on that part. As soon as I finished, she finished, right after she cleaned me up.

As I was walking out, Annie told me she was waiting for me, but didn't see me. I said I was waiting for her but didn't see her. I bet the word is getting around like Sakura with about the more popular providers, just my opinion. Annie was genuinely shocked to see me come out that room.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Stopped in Wednesday. Had read reviews. Should have read more carefully. Asked for an hour. As the massage started, I reached out with one hand to stroke her butt and asked if it was OK. My hand was placed back on the table. Very disappointing. A big turn-off. She didn't ask what kind of massage but used a soft touch. The touch was soft and gentle. If some of it had been in the right places it would have been very pleasant. But none of it was in the right places. A few strokes on the shoulders seemed like she might be able to do a good acupressure massage. But she didn't attempt an all out acupressure massage. Before the flip I asked her name. She said Mindy. On the flip she asked if I would give a good tip. I said I didn't feel I was having a good time. She motioned to ask if I wanted a HJ. The lack of teasing and the rejection of touching had not put me in the mood. I motioned no. She finished by massaging my head (temples, scalp, etc.) and arms. The massage was about an hour. I dressed. I moved the. 4 change from my payment for my massage from my shirt pocket to my wallet. I took out two fives and gave them as a tip. She held up two fingers and asked 20. I said no, I did not enjoy a massage where I couldn't touch.

I will agree with your review of Mindy. No touching an her massage is more of a soft rub. She is also the only one ther that tries to upsale. I use them because they are close but if Mindy is all they have a would make the drive somewhere else. Candy gives a better massage an allows OTC touching.