Massage Parlor Reports

[SCJohn]

Hello all, first time poster and somewhat newbie monger.

Finally figured out where F&C was. Older plain-looking mms (Coco) dressed in pants and a thick top at counter with a somewhat manly voice. Older short haired, seemingly busty LOL Asian lady standing in the lobby. I was excited to finally get a busty provider. Standard house fee $.4, mms walked me to the room and I disrobed. After a few in walks Coco, ugh. She was super nice and gave a really good back massage with some light brushing. However, she sounded like she smoked 5 packs of cigarettes a day when she talked and laughed. Total boner-buster. On the flip, she grabbed sleeping jr and thrashed him around asking if I wanted a he. I just couldn't. The outfit, the voice and laugh killed the mood. I respectfully said "no thank you" and she gave a pretty decent front massage. Tipped her $.2 and left disappointed.

I still needed a fix, so drove over to 5 star and pulled Mimi. Blonde Asian in early 30's maybe. Used her long nails during the back rub and gave a subpar massage with very little teasing. On the flip, I pulled her top down exposing b's, she used her nails on jr a bit and then gave a very mechanical and unenthused he. Tipped $.4 and I took off. Rough day at the AMP's. Still searching for a buxom provider.

Welcome to the site. Not sure if you're looking for FS or just a Handy. A couple of tried and true places are Bamboo Wood, SH Health and Le Place in Westminster. Read through this thread to get some names of providers that meet your needs.

[Grimmy23]

No it doesn't. But I take your point.

Nearly, 720 bucks RT from SFO, 755 RT from lax

A2

You could fairly easily spend 5 full days in Bangkok, including flight, hotel, food, and fun, for around $3000. For that, you could easily bang 2 girls a day, which comes out to about $300 per girl. Or for a little more you could bang 3 girls a day if you have the stamina and get the average down to about $250/ girl. Or you could do similar in the Philippines. Not really practical for most of us, but fun to think about and does put a lot of what happens around here in perspective. I miss my days of heavy business travel.

[Nydru90]

What are some shops where I can find providers with bushes that rim? Can be anywhere in oc and I don't care about age or looks.

[Mhsm2014]

If they can't beat other provider's advertised prices, your session might be freeeeeeeee!

You're killing me Larry!

[ZzzBoy14]

LMAO! Guess it's worth a shot. If anyone on here decides to bang one of them please post how it was. If someone gave me $500 and told me I had to choose one of them, I'd think I would pick Jade. If jessica puts on make up I can be persuaded possibly. Now if anyone has serious money to blow I think I saw a double offered for $1000.

It's for sure not worth it. They are definitely going to be in control of the session. Better to get a 45 min session with Jade, grab her behind during the fake cowgirl, and thrust up and down as hard as you can then blow all over the place.

PSA Jade got a breast reduction from what I can tell (saw her last week). Somewhere down to big C's or small D's. The upside is her nuru is much better than the one I had last year, probably since they don't hurt anymore. But, I miss her old DD soft melons. They were my standard for asian boobs in orange county.

Hopefully, someone who saw Jade at least a year ago can verify my observation.

[Edward Appleby]

For perspective, $600 buys a round trip ticket to Bangkok.

No it doesn't. But I take your point.

Nearly, 720 bucks RT from SFO, 755 RT from lax

A2

[MongerMan37]

I'd seriously consider it if the rates were a little lower. As is it's too steep. Maybe I'll pull up a competitor's ad and see if they'll price match like Sit 'and Sleep.

LMAO! Guess it's worth a shot. If anyone on here decides to bang one of them please post how it was. If someone gave me $500 and told me I had to choose one of them, I'd think I would pick Jade. If jessica puts on make up I can be persuaded possibly. Now if anyone has serious money to blow I think I saw a double offered for $1000.

[Ryan Tanaka]

I'd seriously consider it if the rates were a little lower. As is it's too steep. Maybe I'll pull up a competitor's ad and see if they'll price match like Sit 'and Sleep.

If they can't beat other provider's advertised prices, your session might be freeeeeeeee!

[Mhsm2014]

Yea and I mistyped. Those rates were for half hour not hour.

I'd seriously consider it if the rates were a little lower. As is it's too steep. Maybe I'll pull up a competitor's ad and see if they'll price match like Sit 'and Sleep.

[HandyLover]

Hello all, first time poster and somewhat newbie monger.

Finally figured out where F&C was. Older plain-looking mms (Coco) dressed in pants and a thick top at counter with a somewhat manly voice. Older short haired, seemingly busty LOL Asian lady standing in the lobby. I was excited to finally get a busty provider. Standard house fee $.4, mms walked me to the room and I disrobed. After a few in walks Coco, ugh. She was super nice and gave a really good back massage with some light brushing. However, she sounded like she smoked 5 packs of cigarettes a day when she talked and laughed. Total boner-buster. On the flip, she grabbed sleeping jr and thrashed him around asking if I wanted a he. I just couldn't. The outfit, the voice and laugh killed the mood. I respectfully said "no thank you" and she gave a pretty decent front massage. Tipped her $.2 and left disappointed.

I still needed a fix, so drove over to 5 star and pulled Mimi. Blonde Asian in early 30's maybe. Used her long nails during the back rub and gave a subpar massage with very little teasing. On the flip, I pulled her top down exposing b's, she used her nails on jr a bit and then gave a very mechanical and unenthused he. Tipped $.4 and I took off. Rough day at the AMP's. Still searching for a buxom provider.

[MongerMan37]

That would have to be multiple shots into one hell of a snappin gyro, contortionist, and the GFE of all time for all 60 minutes. For perspective, $600 buys a round trip ticket to Bangkok.

Yea and I mistyped. Those rates were for half hour not hour.

[Heartless Jay]

While glancing at PD I happened to click into the OCnuruqueens (Jessica from BCC way back when) post. I see she is advertising "dates". Never heard that term for FS used before. I see her rate is 400 HR which is insane. I then clicked into JadeJens (Also from BCC back in the day) profile and she is also offering "dates". Her rate is 500 HR which is even more crazy. They also have all kinds of ridiculous verifications to do. I'm not here to bash either of them, but I'm not blown away by either of them in terms of looks. They look decent, but wouldn't consider them models.

Would anyone pay that? Or am I just a cheap asshole LOL.

That would have to be multiple shots into one hell of a snappin gyro, contortionist, and the GFE of all time for all 60 minutes. For perspective, $600 buys a round trip ticket to Bangkok.

[SirMister]

Eileen as in 562-27x-XXXX?

DAMN why you got to bring up old memories ha ha.

[Abcd128]

Yeah. She has A size cup with a thick bra. Was able to feel those nice hard slightly large hard eraser nipple (over shirt). But Jack hammer time.

Just out of reach indeed. My experience with Andy, after 8 or so visits, is that she's not too fond of being fondled. When I kept my hands to myself I would get a really nice sensual tease with a slow build up and a strong finish. But when my hands started checking her cup size, it was jack hammer time. Have to hand it to her, it was effective, I learned where the line is.

[Heartless Jay]

First time there asked for Andie. Excellent massage. Kept herself just out of reach. Good tease and finish.

Just out of reach indeed. My experience with Andy, after 8 or so visits, is that she's not too fond of being fondled. When I kept my hands to myself I would get a really nice sensual tease with a slow build up and a strong finish. But when my hands started checking her cup size, it was jack hammer time. Have to hand it to her, it was effective, I learned where the line is.