Escort Reports

**Hap Hunter** · 06-23-21 23:32

Originally Posted by OldDude50 [View Original Post]

I saw Rene on a semi-regular basis for a number of months. She is on the sunny side of 60 (the sun shines down), but not nearly 68 and I will say that she clearly did not act her age. She was certainly an UTR lady. Her aversion to pictures was not only her young grandchildren, she also has a straight job. I never had a problem with her texting me inappropriately although I was aware of her reputation on that score. I will agree though that she was quick to get the client on the road after the fact even if she took her time getting to the climax.

While she had her routine down to a science, I truly think she enjoyed the company, it was not just a job. In fact, once I kidded her that I should charge her for the session. Either that or she is the best actress that I have been with in the past 40 years.

Unfortunately, this is all in the past. Rene has retired. I know that some will not miss her. However, there are some of us who will miss her. Her cookies, her welcoming greeting, the clean and safe environment, her apparent enjoyment of our company, great sex and her overall class.

Concur.

The positives. Sex was good and fun. Location was great and communication to our meet up was good. Oh and the Cookie was very tasty!

The bad. Phone blow up. Asked me to come back as I was an hour away which she knew. Phone blow ups and mad at me. WTF?

Liked the no drama session but post drama will pass. With that said we meet by chance in a bar, no doubt would hit on her to take her back to her place.

Glad to read she is doing well!

**Old Dude50** · 06-23-21 19:34

Originally Posted by Mifunguy [View Original Post]

IMHO, your description is way off.

I'll preface this by saying I did only see her once. I had a good time, but, I didn't repeat because she wasn't my type. Here's the Cookie Lady I experienced:

Pros:

Above average looks. A bit classy. I put her more in the "Joan Collins" category.

Not fat.

Enjoys DATY and tastes good.

BBBJ.

Cowgirl.

Doggie.

Her baked cookies are actually good.

Safe location and apt.

Cons:

Is older, 68 could be correct.

Will blow up your phone.

Once you're done she's quick to get you to leave.

I saw Rene on a semi-regular basis for a number of months. She is on the sunny side of 60 (the sun shines down), but not nearly 68 and I will say that she clearly did not act her age. She was certainly an UTR lady. Her aversion to pictures was not only her young grandchildren, she also has a straight job. I never had a problem with her texting me inappropriately although I was aware of her reputation on that score. I will agree though that she was quick to get the client on the road after the fact even if she took her time getting to the climax.

While she had her routine down to a science, I truly think she enjoyed the company, it was not just a job. In fact, once I kidded her that I should charge her for the session. Either that or she is the best actress that I have been with in the past 40 years.

Unfortunately, this is all in the past. Rene has retired. I know that some will not miss her. However, there are some of us who will miss her. Her cookies, her welcoming greeting, the clean and safe environment, her apparent enjoyment of our company, great sex and her overall class.

**Saginaw989** · 06-23-21 18:58

Can someone send me Kendras number I seemed to have lost it.

**Mifunguy** · 06-23-21 12:58

Originally Posted by WhoGivesAFuck [View Original Post]

Picture? I would just say imagine a 68 yr old, that wants no pics on the internet for her great-grand children to see.

P. M her above. I don't know for sure but that sounds like rene. I'd bet you that's her. 1 post in defense? Yeah, but a visual, I believe and this is my (imagine Everyone loves Raymond, his mother in the show, wearing a wig that looks like Kittys hair from That 70's show. That exactly what cookie grandma looms like.

IMHO, your description is way off.

I'll preface this by saying I did only see her once. I had a good time, but, I didn't repeat because she wasn't my type. Here's the Cookie Lady I experienced:

Pros:

Above average looks. A bit classy. I put her more in the "Joan Collins" category.

Not fat.

Enjoys DATY and tastes good.

BBBJ.

Cowgirl.

Doggie.

Her baked cookies are actually good.

Safe location and apt.

Cons:

Is older, 68 could be correct.

Will blow up your phone.

Once you're done she's quick to get you to leave.

**NeilYoung999** · 06-23-21 12:14

1.

https://flint.skipthegames.com/femal...s/228994731711

Anyone got any reports on this one? I'm intrigued by the "40 specials".

Is that for a SS? Huh?

Also.

2.

https://flint.skipthegames.com/femal...s/002995022430

Anyone seen Melanie lately? I remember reading mixed reviews in the past.

Thanks.

**WhoGivesAFuck** · 06-23-21 02:39

Originally Posted by MrBoybear [View Original Post]

Said Cookie Lady sure brings out competing narratives! She's a prime example of a YMMV provider. In her defense, she provides a decent time at a fair price in a very safe environment. This among the vast majority of reports lamenting the fact the opposite is the norm. Put me down for safe and pleasant over risk and disappointment. Mr Boybear P.S. Her texting shouldn't be more than a minor annoyance if you have a burner or phone app. And she's hardly doing it the last couple months FWIW.

Originally Posted by NeilYoung999 [View Original Post]

All this time and not one single pic of the cookie lady. I guess lots of guys are ok with just going sight unseen but I'm not.

Picture? I would just say imagine a 68 yr old, that wants no pics on the internet for her great-grand children to see.

P. M her above. I don't know for sure but that sounds like rene. I'd bet you that's her. 1 post in defense? Yeah, but a visual, I believe and this is my (imagine Everyone loves Raymond, his mother in the show, wearing a wig that looks like Kittys hair from That 70's show. That exactly what cookie grandma looms like.

**LarryNakia** · 06-22-21 18:21

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

**LotharioPK** · 06-22-21 17:53

This girl (s?) has been sniffing around Detroit and Ann Arbor. Looks sketchy. Watch yourselves. Be very wary about deposits.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...439&viewfull=1#post5410439.

**NeilYoung999** · 06-22-21 17:48

Originally Posted by WhoGivesAFuck [View Original Post]