Massage Parlor Reports

[Jeff Mcthrustr]

Long time lurker first time posting. Called serenity this afternoon to see if they had an opening, they told me the had a hh which was perfect. Last time I was there I saw Ashely / winter and that was a huge waste of time but now that she's gone I was hoping for a better experience.

Was greeted at the door and was lead back to my room by a blonde (never got her name but she looked to be a little older but I prefer them that way) and I proceeded to do the normal thing and hop on the table and wait for her to return. When she came back she started working my back for a few minutes and then there was a knock at the door. One of the other massage therapists said that there was a mix up and she was suppose to do my massage and asked me if I was alright with changing therapists. I agreed and that's when I meet Haley.

I've read alot of posts about her and all I can say is that she is truly amazing. Not going to go into the details but I have found the one I will repeat business with. Will be going back again.

I'm glad things worked out for you. I tried going there a few weeks ago and no one answered the door. I came back a half hour later and still no one responded and I showed up during regular business hours. It's shit like that that makes me no longer bother with the piss poor excuses that call themselves providers in Grand Rapids. Most of the places here suck because they employ halfwit money grubbers or people fresh off the boat who can't speak or understand English for shit and who don't know shit about how to take care of a man. I wouldn't be surprised if their boyfriends cheat on them for being so damn intimately incompetent. All of these bunglers need to take their asses to a temp service and some need to enroll in an ESL class because they are horrible at their day jobs.

[Praetorian1981]

Berlin at Bodyworks is the ultimate experience. She will put you at ease from the moment you walk in. Her massage is actually really good. I would highly recommend her. On second thought. Don't full up her schedule. I still want to be able to see her.

[SteveLee99]

Saw Jezebel a couple days ago. As advertised.

Pros. Good communications, met at door in lingerie, nice clean apartment in safe discreet location, well decorated and appointed.

Cons. Zero chemistry with her YMMV, no teasing, short massage, robotic & acrobatic nuru. Not sexy at all, very short shower, left me to finish the shower by myself, shorted on time and on her phone way to much in between each step of her process.

When she asked what I was thinking about when I was relaxing virtually alone on her bed while she was preoccupied with her phone, I said "I'm thinking you spent too much time on your phone and this whole thing was over in a half hour". I had booked an hour. She became indignant and said "check your phone". Well I did and from the time I came in until the time when I asked her what time it was. After the main event it was only 40 minutes. Tops and she was back on her phone. She said she was concerned about someone that was using her pics and she needed to straighten that out. My opinion is she should straighten that out on her time, not mine. YMMV. In fairness, she did offer $20 back which I took, mostly because of her shitty attitude by then. She also attempted to give back the chocolates I had brought for her (along with the drinks I bought). She said "I won't eat them now". I told her to throw them away then.

I went in thinking I would opt for 2 hrs. The next time as all the logistics were looking good. $$ for FS after massage, nuru slide, & shower is very attractive to me but the experience did not live up to the expectation. I will not repeat. Would rather go to Body Works for quality sensual slide without FS. They know how to treat you right.

Steve Lee.

[Moonglow913]

Got a chance to meet Sweetie at her very nice home location. Not your typical MP experience. No interaction and don't expect more than a HJ. But what a HJ!

She really is fantastic and will tailor your session to your specifications. Started out with a standard massage but moved to a sensual one. Gave me my full hour and I left very happy (LOL). Highly recommend for this type of massage experience.

[WestMichguy]

I haven't been to Panacea in years (I more regularly attend the other places on the NE side. But not Five Star -- Five Star sucks). Based on some good reviews here, I thought I'd head back there. I knew (or at least I thought I knew) what to expect based on recent (and many) reviews here.

I didn't make an appointment but did call to make sure someone would be available if I stopped in. The Phone Answered said yes but didn't give me a name and said she'd see me in 15 minutes. I was in a gambling mood, so I rolled those dice.

Got there and the Phone Answered (after butchering my name) took my money (one hour) and showed me to the first door on the left. Bad start. I always hate being up near the front.

The room was pitch dark save a small corner table with an LED wand light that was running at about. 5 incandescent equivalents. Still pitch dark. But I sensed not one but two table in the room, one a few feet from the other. Since I couldn't see anything else, I got comfortable and stuck my clothes on the second table which I could at least feel if not see.

Then I hear what I can only describe as a convention outside my door. Lots of talking. Some guy named "John" comes in (I swear to God I'm not making that up). Then I hear something about needing the other table. There is a knock on my door and a woman comes, says "I'm really sorry but we've gotten really busy and we need the table," then realizing my state, sticks her head back out and says "He's already gotten comfortable. " Then from the convention: "Just put a towel on him".

I get up and drape myself in a towel. I say "that's fine" because I'm a nice and flexible guy. But I have to move my clothes off the table they need (maybe for "John" I put my clothes over on a smaller table (that I only saw because she left the door open and (first room, remember) plenty of light is coming into the room from the Gigantic windows in front of the parking lot.Then the first woman comes in with a second woman (pink-ish hair and tats) and they wrangled the emergency backup table out of my large room, having to turn that beast sideways to get it out. All the while, door open and I'm staring (in nothing other than a towel) at my car in the parking lot.

Then things returned to normal. I took the opportunity as the commotion settled down to put my tip on the table next to the. 5 LED light. It was a generous tip for Panacea. I figured with the weirdness that just happened, and with the tip, I had a decent chance of an above-average massage.

In any event, first woman comes back in and start the massage. It was okay. I like a lot of pressure and she was more light, but that's not her fault because I didn't say anything. We chit chat. She asked if I'd been to any massage places before. I explained that I had. She said she her name was Haley and she used to be at Serenity. I'm thinking "could be good" as I've had some fun at Serenity. She talked about how Panacea is expanding into the next space over. Okay, getting the business plan, that's sort of interesting. But that was pretty much it. The mediocre massage continued with not the slightest bit of teasing or hinting. It. Just. Went. On. At some point, she asked if I was interested in a nude or nuru massage, and I said I was. Okay, we're getting somewhere. Then nothing. No additional information provided, no request, no "well in that case. . . " Just more mediocre massage. Then she said I could turn over anytime I wanted, but kept up the massage. So I waited for her to pause and then flipped over.

The end was just okay. Standard. Uninspired. What'd you'd expect a mediocre place.

As I was getting dressed and waiting for Haley to finish changing the linens, she looked at me and said "Are you going to tip me?" I said "I did and it's right there" (pointing at the wad of cash under the. 5 LED). "Oh. Okay. " And that was it.

Oh, well. I rolled the dice and lost. I gave it a shot. I don't think I'll be back anytime soon.

What a weird visit to Panacea.

Wow, that sucks! I've had plenty of good appointments there but that's the kind of bullshit that would keep me from going back.

[Monger01]

Yea I was a regular for 10+ years there until about 2 or so years ago. The new blood in there is crazy priced and not attractive. This all started when BP went down and slowly deteriorated over time. All the old talent there left and after 3 visits like yours I was done with Pacific.

What a disaster that place has become. Confession: I was desperate today fellas. I knew I shouldn't have gone, I have read copious reviews of how terrible it's become. What once was a great place has fallen to a sad low. I've been going there since at least 2008, probably earlier than that even. Keit, you should be ashamed. I know you're reading this. Your place sucks.

Today I got there, opted for a half hour. Waited in the room for 10 minutes. I should have left. I don't know why I didn't leave. The whole place smells terrible. The girl that brought me back to the room looked like a poor version of Rebel Wilson with zero percent charm and 100% trailer.

I should have left. But I pressed on. In came Misty. A fairly attractive black girl. She literally rubbed my legs with her finger tips for about 15 seconds. No joke. 15 seconds. Before she gave me her menu. $100 for nude. $200 for nude and touching. Turn over.

Wow, what a tease!

So she's kinda cute. I want to see her naked. I should have left. I paid her $100. She pulled her panties down to her thighs and her top down to her stomach. I tried to touch her. "Sorry, I charge $200 for that".

Her HE skills need the most work. So so so so so terrible. I finished. Asked me if I wanted a hot towel. I said yes. She threw it at me and told me she was going to target. Ok girl.

Now, can I afford $140 bucks to see what might happen during a desperate moment. It won't break me, and I've spent far more on regular girls with nothing in return. At least I got some sort of release. But I can promise you this, Keit, your horrible establishment won't see another dime of my money. I hope others read this and do the same.

[MetalMan220]

Long time lurker first time posting. Called serenity this afternoon to see if they had an opening, they told me the had a hh which was perfect. Last time I was there I saw Ashely / winter and that was a huge waste of time but now that she's gone I was hoping for a better experience.

Was greeted at the door and was lead back to my room by a blonde (never got her name but she looked to be a little older but I prefer them that way) and I proceeded to do the normal thing and hop on the table and wait for her to return. When she came back she started working my back for a few minutes and then there was a knock at the door. One of the other massage therapists said that there was a mix up and she was suppose to do my massage and asked me if I was alright with changing therapists. I agreed and that's when I meet Haley.

I've read alot of posts about her and all I can say is that she is truly amazing. Not going to go into the details but I have found the one I will repeat business with. Will be going back again.

[Tompit24]

I'll be passing through GR twice on Monday. On my way back through, I was hoping to stop at Panacea. Does anyone know the schedule or recommend anyone on a Monday?

[DorianGray907]

Your mailbox is full.

Cleared out for you.

[Blackfire]

Yet another wonderful time with miss Madison. She is the real deal folks. I was there for my full hour plus extra and honestly I can say once you are a regular it's like being with an old friend. It's just you and her for an hour of pure bliss. Feel free to pm me with questions.

2 questions; How much do you have to spend before you are considered a '"regular" and she'll act more like an old friend? And are you implying that once you are a "regular" you get more service than a nude HJ for $180/ hr?

[PurpMan61]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/396904817891

I ended up doing doing a 4 hand with this girl and her friend. However neither girl had tits like the pics in the ad. But both girls were cute. One was Latin, thick. She had pasties on possibly got her nipples pierced. The other girl is skinnier, cute, possibly white / Asian. Damage was 4. For an hour. Overall massage was decent and the finish was standard. If they offered more roaming I'd say I'd repeat but probably not. They could be better individually. I know some girls get shy around their friends / partners. Only distracting thing was they kept asking if it felt good and their fake moaning.

[WestMichguy]

Yet another wonderful time with miss Madison. She is the real deal folks. I was there for my full hour plus extra and honestly I can say once you are a regular it's like being with an old friend. It's just you and her for an hour of pure bliss. Feel free to pm me with questions.

Your mailbox is full.

[LakeQ54]

This is the first time I met Eris. No complaints at all. She has a sweet body. She is very sexy.

She is thinking of getting a boob job. Just can't go wrong at BodyWorks. I've also been with Alex and Madison. Both were great.

[Porthos1844]

I haven't been to Panacea in years (I more regularly attend the other places on the NE side. But not Five Star -- Five Star sucks). Based on some good reviews here, I thought I'd head back there. I knew (or at least I thought I knew) what to expect based on recent (and many) reviews here.

I didn't make an appointment but did call to make sure someone would be available if I stopped in. The Phone Answered said yes but didn't give me a name and said she'd see me in 15 minutes. I was in a gambling mood, so I rolled those dice.

Got there and the Phone Answered (after butchering my name) took my money (one hour) and showed me to the first door on the left. Bad start. I always hate being up near the front.

The room was pitch dark save a small corner table with an LED wand light that was running at about. 5 incandescent equivalents. Still pitch dark. But I sensed not one but two table in the room, one a few feet from the other. Since I couldn't see anything else, I got comfortable and stuck my clothes on the second table which I could at least feel if not see.

Then I hear what I can only describe as a convention outside my door. Lots of talking. Some guy named "John" comes in (I swear to God I'm not making that up). Then I hear something about needing the other table. There is a knock on my door and a woman comes, says "I'm really sorry but we've gotten really busy and we need the table," then realizing my state, sticks her head back out and says "He's already gotten comfortable. " Then from the convention: "Just put a towel on him".

I get up and drape myself in a towel. I say "that's fine" because I'm a nice and flexible guy. But I have to move my clothes off the table they need (maybe for "John" I put my clothes over on a smaller table (that I only saw because she left the door open and (first room, remember) plenty of light is coming into the room from the Gigantic windows in front of the parking lot.Then the first woman comes in with a second woman (pink-ish hair and tats) and they wrangled the emergency backup table out of my large room, having to turn that beast sideways to get it out. All the while, door open and I'm staring (in nothing other than a towel) at my car in the parking lot.

Then things returned to normal. I took the opportunity as the commotion settled down to put my tip on the table next to the. 5 LED light. It was a generous tip for Panacea. I figured with the weirdness that just happened, and with the tip, I had a decent chance of an above-average massage.

In any event, first woman comes back in and start the massage. It was okay. I like a lot of pressure and she was more light, but that's not her fault because I didn't say anything. We chit chat. She asked if I'd been to any massage places before. I explained that I had. She said she her name was Haley and she used to be at Serenity. I'm thinking "could be good" as I've had some fun at Serenity. She talked about how Panacea is expanding into the next space over. Okay, getting the business plan, that's sort of interesting. But that was pretty much it. The mediocre massage continued with not the slightest bit of teasing or hinting. It. Just. Went. On. At some point, she asked if I was interested in a nude or nuru massage, and I said I was. Okay, we're getting somewhere. Then nothing. No additional information provided, no request, no "well in that case. . . " Just more mediocre massage. Then she said I could turn over anytime I wanted, but kept up the massage. So I waited for her to pause and then flipped over.

The end was just okay. Standard. Uninspired. What'd you'd expect a mediocre place.

As I was getting dressed and waiting for Haley to finish changing the linens, she looked at me and said "Are you going to tip me?" I said "I did and it's right there" (pointing at the wad of cash under the. 5 LED). "Oh. Okay. " And that was it.

Oh, well. I rolled the dice and lost. I gave it a shot. I don't think I'll be back anytime soon.

What a weird visit to Panacea.

[Swcdt]

What is most definition of "gets comfortable" nude? Topless? Just wondering, thanks.

I'd say Topless is comfortable.