Escort Reports

[FlexinFast]

Think of this website like Yelp or Google Maps for pussy, and then ponder how many people even pay attention to the reviews on those sites in comparison with the greater population.

Even a provider on here who has a lot of reviews, good or bad, will see dozens of guys who have no idea review sites like this exist. I was seeing providers for years before I encountered my first review site.

I agree. I was in the hobby for 3 years before I even knew this site existed. I think (my own opinion) most people in the hobby just want a quick fix--they don't want to invest in any type of research that goes into weeding out bad ones. Personally, if I have a bad experience with one, it's the last time I see her. There are too many good ones out there to waste time / funds on those with poor service.

Having said that, the rookies (or at least newer ones in the hobby) should take heed to a senior's info. Repeatedly seeing bad ones, or seeing bad ones unknowingly, is because the lack of research, and effort in general, on the part of the newer hobbyists; which in turn keeps the bad ones around.

[Member #6999]

I'm thinking that's one competition on which I'll pass, thanks. 🤪.

Is you cover your dick with the special sauce from a Big Mac and she won't stop til she full.

[BourbonBound]

Text them and be honest about your situation. They will work with you if they can but they will need to be comfortable with you to go ahead. If you do not get a response after while try again but be polite. It may take some effort but worth it if you get thru.

Looking forward to posting a review!

[SevenSixfive]

Anyone travel to Indy and use this service? There's a thread on the Indy forum with great reviews. Sounds like some serious verification though, work email. I only travel there a couple times a year anymore, but might have to change that! Going up July 1st and going to try to set something up. Will post a review or mugshot!

https://www.discreetinfo.ch/

There is some verification. Reach out to the number you interested on and ask. They will work with you on verification if they can. It ask for email but there other things that can help also. Especially if you know someone trusted that can vouch. DI is very professional and will work wit you but yes you have to verify somehow no exception which is understandable. If you text and no response try again later as they are very busy sometime.

[Zomby]

We have one over in Lexington. Cherry. Ya'll we should have a competition. I didn't know a dick could get sucked that bad. Its crazy.

https://lexington.skipthegames.com/f...a/875732823568

I'm thinking that's one competition on which I'll pass, thanks. 🤪.

[Hooligan123]

I don't know if this is mistaken identity or something vindictive, but nothing about this account rings true.

She is never not done up.

Sweats? No makeup? Hot mess?

Not buying it.

She has never had the slightest hesitation about letting me use the restroom.

She has a nice house in a nice neighborhood. She doesn't use extended stay, low end motels.

She uses decent hotels and just gets a room for appointments, comes in with just a tote bag, and walks out with everything she checked in with a few hours earlier. She doesn't even always stay the night. I've known her to check in for a few hours just for the pool and hot tub.

She doesn't use H. I know every inch of her body, and it has not been pierced by anything other than for medical reasons or decorative jewelry.

And even if she did there would no need for several days worth of supplies.

And she definitely doesn't have a man running her business..

It never happened to me, so it can't happen to anyone else. LOL.

[MonkeySmasher]

So at the risk of sounding like I'm "White Knighting" this girl, I've seen her multiple times and I've never seen her less than dressed to the 9's, make up and sexy AF. Yeah I've seen her when she's been smokin' but I've never seen her with anything hardcore other than some designer pills. I know YMMV with anyone and yeah she can be hard to get in touch with for initial set ups but once I did she's always been quick to respond.

I agree with a previous monger, this sounds so out of the ordinary it sounds like a personal attack.

I can assure you it's not a personal attack but a honest review! I don't know this girl from Adam. What happened, Happened! If you believe me then do, if not that's on you! I'm not being vindictive or being ill mannered in any way. My review is 100% and accurate. Heed the warning or get caught up. I can careless!

[SevenSixfive]

Anyone travel to Indy and use this service? There's a thread on the Indy forum with great reviews. Sounds like some serious verification though, work email. I only travel there a couple times a year anymore, but might have to change that! Going up July 1st and going to try to set something up. Will post a review or mugshot!

https://www.discreetinfo.ch/

Text them and be honest about your situation. They will work with you if they can but they will need to be comfortable with you to go ahead. If you do not get a response after while try again but be polite. It may take some effort but worth it if you get thru.

[BlueMonday]

Well persistence pays off! Finally got my meet and great with the infamous Sarah Jane. First off getting ahold of this girl is a challenge all in its self. 3 days of texting her then going ghost 30 minutes before the appointment I finally got the response I was looking for. The location was at a lower end extended stay close to the airport.

Knock on the door and there she is, Sarah Jane in some sweats, shirt, no makeup, and looking like a hot mess like she was ready to fall asleep. Do my usual when I do incall I ask to use the restroom to see if anyone is hiding or any signs of drug use. She was real hesitant to let me use the restroom. Me being persistent I urged her that I had to P like a Russian race horse.

Made my way to the restroom and took notice of a water bottle on the corner of the tub with more then a few used syringes. I could only assume the syringes where for H use. At this point from her looking like a hot mess and apparent H use I was ready to go.

After my duedeligenc, I decided I was going to leave and not go through with the appointment. As I was walking to my vehicle I her a man's voice say hey don't you owe the little lady some money. Oh boy this is where it gets good. The mid 30's male persisted I owe Sarah $130 for the visit. I informed him that something come up and I didn't partake in such visit! He said you pissed didn't you. LOL He then fucked up when he grabbed my shirt and instantly knew he fucked up. At this point he tucked tail and went back inside.

Will never go the Sarah Jane route ever again! I advise to beware due to pimp / boyfriend and apparent H use.

So at the risk of sounding like I'm "White Knighting" this girl, I've seen her multiple times and I've never seen her less than dressed to the 9's, make up and sexy AF. Yeah I've seen her when she's been smokin' but I've never seen her with anything hardcore other than some designer pills. I know YMMV with anyone and yeah she can be hard to get in touch with for initial set ups but once I did she's always been quick to respond.

I agree with a previous monger, this sounds so out of the ordinary it sounds like a personal attack.

[ZeroDark13]

I know Louisville not that busy of a city for a lot if these girls to keep getting clients and have shitty service. Like for instant Carly. One if the worst provider on here. And been around for a long time. After one try I would never see her even if she the last one available. After a while I'd figured most of the bad ones are weeded out. But just like weeds these women are always here posting. Just wondering do you all still see girls after bad experience hoping it better? Or I just can't understand the life of me how the ones I seen that was anywhere from nasty, and I mean nasty from like attitude, clean place, bad odor or just catfish you. Are still getting business. Can anyone explain this to me?

Think of this website like Yelp or Google Maps for pussy, and then ponder how many people even pay attention to the reviews on those sites in comparison with the greater population.

Even a provider on here who has a lot of reviews, good or bad, will see dozens of guys who have no idea review sites like this exist. I was seeing providers for years before I encountered my first review site.

[ZeroDark13]

I don't know if this is mistaken identity or something vindictive, but nothing about this account rings true.

She is never not done up.

Sweats? No makeup? Hot mess?

Not buying it.

She has never had the slightest hesitation about letting me use the restroom.

She has a nice house in a nice neighborhood. She doesn't use extended stay, low end motels.

She uses decent hotels and just gets a room for appointments, comes in with just a tote bag, and walks out with everything she checked in with a few hours earlier. She doesn't even always stay the night. I've known her to check in for a few hours just for the pool and hot tub.

She doesn't use H. I know every inch of her body, and it has not been pierced by anything other than for medical reasons or decorative jewelry..

The Church of Sarah Jane on here is ridiculous.

I've seen her, twice. My first visit with her was pretty great, the second one was mediocre at best, and a lot of that second visit not being great was because her personal hygiene was below par, which matches up with this account you are denying.

She sucks at communication and scheduling, her pics are taken from *very* specific angles that do not match up with reality, and wow does she get some of you acting like lap dogs.

The term YMMV exists for a reason. Your experience with Her Holiness Sarah Jane may not be the exact experience of others.

These providers are not your actual girlfriend, your wife, your sister, or really even your friend, as much as you would like to pretend they are. They are providing a service for a monetary exchange, that's it. A lot of what they are selling is a fantasy, and some of you are really buying into this fantasy in a very unhealthy way.

It's like people who go to wrestling or magic shows and believe everything is real; sorry, it's all kayfabe, smoke, and mirrors. If you're in a room, and you can't spot the sucker, congrats, you're the sucker.

[Vetlot27]

Damn, I wish I'd thought to post when I first saw her ad.

The pictures are of a real person who used to dance at one of the local clubs last year, before the shutdown, which is when I saw her. At that point in time, she was pretty cute, fit and trim. Assuming this is the same person, which seems likely to me given the description of her BBBJ skills, I'm guessing the "COVID 19" actually tipped the scale a bit more in her case.

"Truly terrible BBBJ" is, in my opinion, being generous. She is quite probably the worst cocksucker I have ever had try to get me off. I am totally unsurprised that her FS was of similar "quality".

My bad.

We have one over in Lexington. Cherry. Ya'll we should have a competition. I didn't know a dick could get sucked that bad. Its crazy.

https://lexington.skipthegames.com/f...a/875732823568

[Zomby]

I got a quick response and was there in under 30 minutes. Thicker than the pics but not all that surprising at this point but still attractive and smelled nice. She had what seemed like a futon or small day bed in the living room where she wanted to have the session. It was not very comfortable, but not a huge deal. She started with a a truly terrible BBBJ. I can only describe it as her putting it in her mouth while trying not to touch any part of it.

Damage was 100 for the HH. I will not repeat.

Damn, I wish I'd thought to post when I first saw her ad.

The pictures are of a real person who used to dance at one of the local clubs last year, before the shutdown, which is when I saw her. At that point in time, she was pretty cute, fit and trim. Assuming this is the same person, which seems likely to me given the description of her BBBJ skills, I'm guessing the "COVID 19" actually tipped the scale a bit more in her case.

"Truly terrible BBBJ" is, in my opinion, being generous. She is quite probably the worst cocksucker I have ever had try to get me off. I am totally unsurprised that her FS was of similar "quality".

My bad.

[SeatOnCrane]

Well persistence pays off! Finally got my meet and great with the infamous Sarah Jane. First off getting ahold of this girl is a challenge all in its self. 3 days of texting her then going ghost 30 minutes before the appointment I finally got the response I was looking for. The location was at a lower end extended stay close to the airport.

Knock on the door and there she is, Sarah Jane in some sweats, shirt, no makeup, and looking like a hot mess like she was ready to fall asleep. Do my usual when I do incall I ask to use the restroom to see if anyone is hiding or any signs of drug use. She was real hesitant to let me use the restroom. Me being persistent I urged her that I had to P like a Russian race horse.

Made my way to the restroom and took notice of a water bottle on the corner of the tub with more then a few used syringes. I could only assume the syringes where for H use. At this point from her looking like a hot mess and apparent H use I was ready to go.

After my duedeligenc, I decided I was going to leave and not go through with the appointment. As I was walking to my vehicle I her a man's voice say hey don't you owe the little lady some money. Oh boy this is where it gets good. The mid 30's male persisted I owe Sarah $130 for the visit. I informed him that something come up and I didn't partake in such visit! He said you pissed didn't you. LOL He then fucked up when he grabbed my shirt and instantly knew he fucked up. At this point he tucked tail and went back inside.

Will never go the Sarah Jane route ever again! I advise to beware due to pimp / boyfriend and apparent H use.

I don't know if this is mistaken identity or something vindictive, but nothing about this account rings true.

She is never not done up.

Sweats? No makeup? Hot mess?

Not buying it.

She has never had the slightest hesitation about letting me use the restroom.

She has a nice house in a nice neighborhood. She doesn't use extended stay, low end motels.

She uses decent hotels and just gets a room for appointments, comes in with just a tote bag, and walks out with everything she checked in with a few hours earlier. She doesn't even always stay the night. I've known her to check in for a few hours just for the pool and hot tub.

She doesn't use H. I know every inch of her body, and it has not been pierced by anything other than for medical reasons or decorative jewelry.

And even if she did there would no need for several days worth of supplies.

And she definitely doesn't have a man running her business.

Outside of vindictiveness, one possible explanation is that her car was stolen with her phone in it, and the crook was using her phone to hit people up for Venmo donations.

Maybe someone with a superficial resemblance ran an ad with their own number.

[BourbonBound]

Anyone travel to Indy and use this service? There's a thread on the Indy forum with great reviews. Sounds like some serious verification though, work email. I only travel there a couple times a year anymore, but might have to change that! Going up July 1st and going to try to set something up. Will post a review or mugshot!

https://www.discreetinfo.ch/