Escort Reports

**MikePronin** · 06-21-21 18:19

I've been scoping this one out for about a week now. Haven't gotten a reply yet. Was wondering if anyone has reviewed her, and is she worth the $300 HR she's asking for. Most of the time she stated Hour visits only. I like young petite girls so this is right up my ally.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/63601255

**Mistfall38** · 06-21-21 17:58

I saw her last year. Just like you, I love that ass. We did it in the couch. Pretty dead lay and no kissing (and she has nice full lips! No dog at the time. Plus she clock watched. But at least I got to finish. But, like you, will not repeat. I might consider if she added kissing.

Originally Posted by SeeMeOnce [View Original Post]

Mongers I was in a pinch on a late Thursday night. It seems that all of my bad Experience's started that way. Therefore I was thinking I would get better results with this provider. Wrong! First off the pictures of her body are spot on because it is nice and her booty is nice as well. Her looks are maybe a 6 minus. Anyway I got to her incall a private residence (one of the reasons I picked her because I did not want to go to a notel that late). Greets me at the door and we go up to her spot. Studio room with lots of stuff in it and a pesky little dog that she paid too much attention to. Anyway we agreed on services and I get comfortable. I am sitting on this very small couch that I know will not support me during mish but anyway. I'm in my birthday suit and she sits down on a stool and pops out her dentures. WTF but ok I'm thinking her teeth want get in the way. Starts a middle of the road BBBJ but little man is ready despite. So she slips out of tube top and shorts. She puts on the cover and let me tell you it's little man for a reason but that cover seemed to be choking little man because it was that tight. Anyway she jumped up on this mini couch into a doggie position and tells me this will work and again I'm thinking WTF but I'm clearly committed at this point so I give a go. The position is good so I'm going for it. However, the problem was her ceiling fan had a long tassel that kept hitting me in the face while I was in the act which was a total distraction. So I asked for mish because hopefully I can finish if the kitty is super wet. So now I'm in this extremely uncomfortable position trying to bring it home in mish and the kitty is not close to being wet enough. I struggle for several minutes thinking maybe little man would approve but it was no use. Mission failure. So I crowbar the cover off me and clean up with a wipe while all the time she is asking what happened. I said "this whole thing" and she was clueless. So I wasted a Benjamin on about 20 minutes of total frustration. Anyway it gets better for her because she calls the local tanning salon. She said "yes they are still open and I have time to get there!" Again WTF. So I walk down the steps and she follows me. I said what's up and she said I'm headed to the tanning salon. So I get to the sidewalk and she brings her bicycle down the steps and I said "are you serious" she said yep and she rode out down the sidewalk into the darkness. I kid you not so that was a total waste and I will not repeat. In fact, "I should of had a V8 bro!" SMO.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ville/63624282

**OldManInLou195** · 06-21-21 17:51

Originally Posted by SeeMeOnce [View Original Post]

Mongers I was in a pinch on a late Thursday night. It seems that all of my bad Experience's started that way. Therefore I was thinking I would get better results with this provider. Wrong! First off the pictures of her body are spot on because it is nice and her booty is nice as well. Her looks are maybe a 6 minus. Anyway I got to her incall a private residence (one of the reasons I picked her because I did not want to go to a notel that late). Greets me at the door and we go up to her spot. Studio room with lots of stuff in it and a pesky little dog that she paid too much attention to. Anyway we agreed on services and I get comfortable. I am sitting on this very small couch that I know will not support me during mish but anyway. I'm in my birthday suit and she sits down on a stool and pops out her dentures. WTF but ok I'm thinking her teeth want get in the way. Starts a middle of the road BBBJ but little man is ready despite. So she slips out of tube top and shorts. She puts on the cover and let me tell you it's little man for a reason but that cover seemed to be choking little man because it was that tight. Anyway she jumped up on this mini couch into a doggie position and tells me this will work and again I'm thinking WTF but I'm clearly committed at this point so I give a go. The position is good so I'm going for it. However, the problem was her ceiling fan had a long tassel that kept hitting me in the face while I was in the act which was a total distraction. So I asked for mish because hopefully I can finish if the kitty is super wet. So now I'm in this extremely uncomfortable position trying to bring it home in mish and the kitty is not close to being wet enough. I struggle for several minutes thinking maybe little man would approve but it was no use. Mission failure. So I crowbar the cover off me and clean up with a wipe while all the time she is asking what happened. I said "this whole thing" and she was clueless. So I wasted a Benjamin on about 20 minutes of total frustration. Anyway it gets better for her because she calls the local tanning salon. She said "yes they are still open and I have time to get there!" Again WTF. So I walk down the steps and she follows me. I said what's up and she said I'm headed to the tanning salon. So I get to the sidewalk and she brings her bicycle down the steps and I said "are you serious" she said yep and she rode out down the sidewalk into the darkness. I kid you not so that was a total waste and I will not repeat. In fact, "I should of had a V8 bro!" SMO.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ville/63624282

Thanks for the review. I was thinking about seeing this girl, today actually, just because I live close to the downs and would be easy to go there in a pinch.

**GoDeeper1234** · 06-21-21 16:34

Had her over for a hhr outcall. All I can say is it was a terrible experience.

Zero skills! No FS, NO BBBJ.

Just a total waste of time!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/63625806

**Oaklona Al** · 06-21-21 15:38

Originally Posted by SeeMeOnce [View Original Post]

Mongers I was in a pinch on a late Thursday night. It seems that all of my bad Experience's started that way. Therefore I was thinking I would get better results with this provider. Wrong! First off the pictures of her body are spot on because it is nice and her booty is nice as well. Her looks are maybe a 6 minus. Anyway I got to her incall a private residence (one of the reasons I picked her because I did not want to go to a notel that late). Greets me at the door and we go up to her spot. Studio room with lots of stuff in it and a pesky little dog that she paid too much attention to. Anyway we agreed on services and I get comfortable. I am sitting on this very small couch that I know will not support me during mish but anyway. I'm in my birthday suit and she sits down on a stool and pops out her dentures. WTF but ok I'm thinking her teeth want get in the way. Starts a middle of the road BBBJ but little man is ready despite. So she slips out of tube top and shorts. She puts on the cover and let me tell you it's little man for a reason but that cover seemed to be choking little man because it was that tight. Anyway she jumped up on this mini couch into a doggie position and tells me this will work and again I'm thinking WTF but I'm clearly committed at this point so I give a go. The position is good so I'm going for it. However, the problem was her ceiling fan had a long tassel that kept hitting me in the face while I was in the act which was a total distraction. So I asked for mish because hopefully I can finish if the kitty is super wet. So now I'm in this extremely uncomfortable position trying to bring it home in mish and the kitty is not close to being wet enough. I struggle for several minutes thinking maybe little man would approve but it was no use. Mission failure. So I crowbar the cover off me and clean up with a wipe while all the time she is asking what happened. I said "this whole thing" and she was clueless. So I wasted a Benjamin on about 20 minutes of total frustration. Anyway it gets better for her because she calls the local tanning salon. She said "yes they are still open and I have time to get there!" Again WTF. So I walk down the steps and she follows me. I said what's up and she said I'm headed to the tanning salon. So I get to the sidewalk and she brings her bicycle down the steps and I said "are you serious" she said yep and she rode out down the sidewalk into the darkness. I kid you not so that was a total waste and I will not repeat. In fact, "I should of had a V8 bro!" SMO.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ville/63624282

Sorry for your misadventure, but great review, BRO!

AL.

**SeeMeOnce** · 06-21-21 13:18

Mongers I was in a pinch on a late Thursday night. It seems that all of my bad Experience's started that way. Therefore I was thinking I would get better results with this provider. Wrong! First off the pictures of her body are spot on because it is nice and her booty is nice as well. Her looks are maybe a 6 minus. Anyway I got to her incall a private residence (one of the reasons I picked her because I did not want to go to a notel that late). Greets me at the door and we go up to her spot. Studio room with lots of stuff in it and a pesky little dog that she paid too much attention to. Anyway we agreed on services and I get comfortable. I am sitting on this very small couch that I know will not support me during mish but anyway. I'm in my birthday suit and she sits down on a stool and pops out her dentures. WTF but ok I'm thinking her teeth want get in the way. Starts a middle of the road BBBJ but little man is ready despite. So she slips out of tube top and shorts. She puts on the cover and let me tell you it's little man for a reason but that cover seemed to be choking little man because it was that tight. Anyway she jumped up on this mini couch into a doggie position and tells me this will work and again I'm thinking WTF but I'm clearly committed at this point so I give a go. The position is good so I'm going for it. However, the problem was her ceiling fan had a long tassel that kept hitting me in the face while I was in the act which was a total distraction. So I asked for mish because hopefully I can finish if the kitty is super wet. So now I'm in this extremely uncomfortable position trying to bring it home in mish and the kitty is not close to being wet enough. I struggle for several minutes thinking maybe little man would approve but it was no use. Mission failure. So I crowbar the cover off me and clean up with a wipe while all the time she is asking what happened. I said "this whole thing" and she was clueless. So I wasted a Benjamin on about 20 minutes of total frustration. Anyway it gets better for her because she calls the local tanning salon. She said "yes they are still open and I have time to get there!" Again WTF. So I walk down the steps and she follows me. I said what's up and she said I'm headed to the tanning salon. So I get to the sidewalk and she brings her bicycle down the steps and I said "are you serious" she said yep and she rode out down the sidewalk into the darkness. I kid you not so that was a total waste and I will not repeat. In fact, "I should of had a V8 bro!" SMO.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ville/63624282

**Cloud1987** · 06-21-21 12:01

Originally Posted by MonkeySmasher [View Original Post]

I can assure you it's not a personal attack but a honest review! I don't know this girl from Adam. What happened, Happened! If you believe me then do, if not that's on you! I'm not being vindictive or being ill mannered in any way. My review is 100% and accurate. Heed the warning or get caught up. I can careless!

I would be glad to settle the Sarah Jane situation here of is she falling apart or still a top performer. If she would ever answer a text! LOL. I've never seen her so I have no bias other than that she just won't answer texts so I have largely given up on her. If she sees this and wants to hit me up or one of you defending her wants to let her know and just shoot me message I would be glad to help.

**FlexinFast** · 06-21-21 11:07

Originally Posted by ZeroDark13 [View Original Post]

Think of this website like Yelp or Google Maps for pussy, and then ponder how many people even pay attention to the reviews on those sites in comparison with the greater population.

Even a provider on here who has a lot of reviews, good or bad, will see dozens of guys who have no idea review sites like this exist. I was seeing providers for years before I encountered my first review site.

I agree. I was in the hobby for 3 years before I even knew this site existed. I think (my own opinion) most people in the hobby just want a quick fix--they don't want to invest in any type of research that goes into weeding out bad ones. Personally, if I have a bad experience with one, it's the last time I see her. There are too many good ones out there to waste time / funds on those with poor service.

Having said that, the rookies (or at least newer ones in the hobby) should take heed to a senior's info. Repeatedly seeing bad ones, or seeing bad ones unknowingly, is because the lack of research, and effort in general, on the part of the newer hobbyists; which in turn keeps the bad ones around.

**Member #6999** · 06-21-21 11:01

Originally Posted by Zomby [View Original Post]

I'm thinking that's one competition on which I'll pass, thanks. 🤪.

Is you cover your dick with the special sauce from a Big Mac and she won't stop til she full.

**BourbonBound** · 06-21-21 09:27

Originally Posted by SevenSixfive [View Original Post]

Text them and be honest about your situation. They will work with you if they can but they will need to be comfortable with you to go ahead. If you do not get a response after while try again but be polite. It may take some effort but worth it if you get thru.

Looking forward to posting a review!

**SevenSixfive** · 06-21-21 08:39

Originally Posted by BourbonBound [View Original Post]

Anyone travel to Indy and use this service? There's a thread on the Indy forum with great reviews. Sounds like some serious verification though, work email. I only travel there a couple times a year anymore, but might have to change that! Going up July 1st and going to try to set something up. Will post a review or mugshot!

https://www.discreetinfo.ch/

There is some verification. Reach out to the number you interested on and ask. They will work with you on verification if they can. It ask for email but there other things that can help also. Especially if you know someone trusted that can vouch. DI is very professional and will work wit you but yes you have to verify somehow no exception which is understandable. If you text and no response try again later as they are very busy sometime.

**Zomby** · 06-21-21 08:22

Originally Posted by Vetlot27 [View Original Post]

We have one over in Lexington. Cherry. Ya'll we should have a competition. I didn't know a dick could get sucked that bad. Its crazy.

https://lexington.skipthegames.com/f...a/875732823568

I'm thinking that's one competition on which I'll pass, thanks. 🤪.

**Hooligan123** · 06-21-21 07:50

Originally Posted by SeatOnCrane [View Original Post]

I don't know if this is mistaken identity or something vindictive, but nothing about this account rings true.

She is never not done up.

Sweats? No makeup? Hot mess?

Not buying it.

She has never had the slightest hesitation about letting me use the restroom.

She has a nice house in a nice neighborhood. She doesn't use extended stay, low end motels.

She uses decent hotels and just gets a room for appointments, comes in with just a tote bag, and walks out with everything she checked in with a few hours earlier. She doesn't even always stay the night. I've known her to check in for a few hours just for the pool and hot tub.

She doesn't use H. I know every inch of her body, and it has not been pierced by anything other than for medical reasons or decorative jewelry.

And even if she did there would no need for several days worth of supplies.

And she definitely doesn't have a man running her business..

It never happened to me, so it can't happen to anyone else. LOL.

**MonkeySmasher** · 06-21-21 00:53

Originally Posted by BlueMonday [View Original Post]

So at the risk of sounding like I'm "White Knighting" this girl, I've seen her multiple times and I've never seen her less than dressed to the 9's, make up and sexy AF. Yeah I've seen her when she's been smokin' but I've never seen her with anything hardcore other than some designer pills. I know YMMV with anyone and yeah she can be hard to get in touch with for initial set ups but once I did she's always been quick to respond.

I agree with a previous monger, this sounds so out of the ordinary it sounds like a personal attack.

I can assure you it's not a personal attack but a honest review! I don't know this girl from Adam. What happened, Happened! If you believe me then do, if not that's on you! I'm not being vindictive or being ill mannered in any way. My review is 100% and accurate. Heed the warning or get caught up. I can careless!

**SevenSixfive** · 06-21-21 00:51

Originally Posted by BourbonBound [View Original Post]

Anyone travel to Indy and use this service? There's a thread on the Indy forum with great reviews. Sounds like some serious verification though, work email. I only travel there a couple times a year anymore, but might have to change that! Going up July 1st and going to try to set something up. Will post a review or mugshot!

https://www.discreetinfo.ch/

Text them and be honest about your situation. They will work with you if they can but they will need to be comfortable with you to go ahead. If you do not get a response after while try again but be polite. It may take some effort but worth it if you get thru.