Massage Parlor Reports

[DoYouKnow]

You tipped $80 for a NOVA?

Don't know why folks do this but no worries. Can you be more specific versus simply giving some coordinates. Are you referring to Thai Massage Therapy - 20X Elden St Suite 20X, Herndon, VA. Would love to check sample this place out. Grabbed my attention.

[FourNick8]

Just visited this place, based on the comments of a strong massage and squirting. I'm a longtime lurker who does not post very often, but every once in a while I like to chime in.

Called ahead and asked for Kassie. Set up an appointment for 10 minutes later and on my way. Made my way to the door and let myself in. No buzzer and no other door door separating a lobby from the main open area. A woman who identified herself as Kassie led me to a room and asked how long I would like to stay. I said an hour. Undress, face down and Kassie starts a great massage. She was very friendly and chatty. About 10 minutes in, the phone rings. She goes to answer, then comes back to ask if I will do half hour instead bc she has another customer coming. I said no problem. I think she felt bad and said she would give me the hour, I told her don't worry about it.

This is the second post in as many days about Kassie and all I know about her is that she is friendly and squirting.

Most mongers are attracted to a provider by her physical attributes in addition to her charm.

Before I hoard my lunch money and think up another excuse to skip out of work can someone please tell me;.

Is she young or old?

Is she thin or fat?

Small boobs or big boobs?

Short or tall?

Pretty to not so pretty?

Sorry I am vain. Any details are appreciated.

[JayCramer80]

I've never been to an AMP. I have always gone to independents. Anyway, I received a $200 Mastercard gift card as a gift. I see that some AMP's take credit cards. Does anyone know if these can be used to include the tip for the girl?

I have tipped using my credit card before. Just make it one charge. There are some places I won't do that because I don't trust the boss to give the girl the money. Make sure the girl you want to tip is the one you give the card too so she knows the extra is for her.

[ETraveler78]

I've been to Eastern WSpringfield several times during COVID and never got more than NOVA+. Certainly nothing that involved squirting:

Just visited this place, based on the comments of a strong massage and squirting. I'm a longtime lurker who does not post very often, but every once in a while I like to chime in.

Called ahead and asked for Kassie. Set up an appointment for 10 minutes later and on my way. Made my way to the door and let myself in. No buzzer and no other door door separating a lobby from the main open area. A woman who identified herself as Kassie led me to a room and asked how long I would like to stay. I said an hour. Undress, face down and Kassie starts a great massage. She was very friendly and chatty. About 10 minutes in, the phone rings. She goes to answer, then comes back to ask if I will do half hour instead bc she has another customer coming. I said no problem. I think she felt bad and said she would give me the hour, I told her don't worry about it.

She tells the guy to come at 5:30. He comes even earlier than that and I can hear their conversation. In the lobby. He was rude to her, insisting that he was short on time and ready to go. She finally gets him into another room. I was a bit helpless as I was naked on a table but wished I were in a position to say something to the guy for being a jerk.

Anyway, she comes back and finishes. Very apologetic, but she still gave a great massage in a short time. Standard NOVA and she refused any sort of tip. I will definitely go back to see her and don't fault her for the position she was in. Seemed like she was the only person there.

To the guy who showed up for 5:30. First of all, you're welcome. Because you had to be a raging d'bag, I cut my time short. There is absolutely no reason to speak to a lady, or anyone for that matter, like you spoke to her. Be better than that.

[Sonny13]

I've never been to an AMP. I have always gone to independents. Anyway, I received a $200 Mastercard gift card as a gift. I see that some AMP's take credit cards. Does anyone know if these can be used to include the tip for the girl?

[RockSwithSalt]

You tipped $80 for a NOVA?

I would usually tip .6 but with her attitude and the fact that the first thing see cleaned after was my fingers I tipped .8.

[Kijimuna]

Spotted a new place being advertised on Herndon Parkway off Elden and TOFTT.

This one is unit 21X. Somebody already posted about the new place in unit 10X.

Absolutely no signage, and what signage is around is from previous tenants. Outside door shared with other offices upstairs. I walked in the single unlocked inside door and knew immediately I was in the right spot due to the AMP decor. Was hit immediately with the smell of what ever they had for lunch today and I certainly didn't want any. Kind of a bologna and rancid sauerkraut odor. Greeted by a lady who took me back to a spacious, clean and odor free room, collected the house fee. 65 and said "she will be with you in 10 minutes" I waited patiently and finally a petite but well rounded therapist came in and got to business. I knew I was in my kind of place due to the low cut top she had on. Massage was average with some edging. After 30 minutes got to the flip. She got to work after a little negotiation and got my NOVA with lots of UTC touching. More might be available I have no idea. Nice rack and when she lowered her top and bra said "Enjoy" Accomplished my mission with 15 minutes left and she did the hot towel and some remaining massage. Helped me dress, big hug and said you come back. Tipped. 8. Her name is Lupe or Loopy couldn't get her to spell it. Said it was her first day there and she was from NJ. I asked her to lower her mask so I could see her and I'm guessing 40's. That's OK I've got 30 on her. I will return. Don't think there is a table shower available but I did get a brief glimpse at what appeared to be a shower stall in the bathroom on the way out.

Finished up across the street at Duck Doughnuts and satisfied another craving.

You tipped $80 for a NOVA?

[BoatMan3]

You can go to Javier if you want to take your health in your hands.

Have been out of the AMP game for over a year due to COVID, would appreciate some info on BBBJ+massage spots in Fairfax. Please DM if anyone has some recommendations. Thanks!

Sylas.

[Sylas]

Have been out of the AMP game for over a year due to COVID, would appreciate some info on BBBJ+massage spots in Fairfax. Please DM if anyone has some recommendations. Thanks!

Sylas.

[RockSwithSalt]

Spotted a new place being advertised on Herndon Parkway off Elden and TOFTT.

This one is unit 21X. Somebody already posted about the new place in unit 10X.

Absolutely no signage, and what signage is around is from previous tenants. Outside door shared with other offices upstairs. I walked in the single unlocked inside door and knew immediately I was in the right spot due to the AMP decor. Was hit immediately with the smell of what ever they had for lunch today and I certainly didn't want any. Kind of a bologna and rancid sauerkraut odor. Greeted by a lady who took me back to a spacious, clean and odor free room, collected the house fee. 65 and said "she will be with you in 10 minutes" I waited patiently and finally a petite but well rounded therapist came in and got to business. I knew I was in my kind of place due to the low cut top she had on. Massage was average with some edging. After 30 minutes got to the flip. She got to work after a little negotiation and got my NOVA with lots of UTC touching. More might be available I have no idea. Nice rack and when she lowered her top and bra said "Enjoy" Accomplished my mission with 15 minutes left and she did the hot towel and some remaining massage. Helped me dress, big hug and said you come back. Tipped. 8. Her name is Lupe or Loopy couldn't get her to spell it. Said it was her first day there and she was from NJ. I asked her to lower her mask so I could see her and I'm guessing 40's. That's OK I've got 30 on her. I will return. Don't think there is a table shower available but I did get a brief glimpse at what appeared to be a shower stall in the bathroom on the way out.

Finished up across the street at Duck Doughnuts and satisfied another craving.

[BoatMan3]

She has no husband. Last I saw her it seemed she had a pretty consistent sugar daddy (s) but that is well precovid. I thought she was out of the business. The description of her services is as I recollect. Good massage but very hard with elbows, good conversation, can feel her butt otc but nothings else. For $. 20 would like a tip but doesn't necessarily expect one. Shower available. Beats me what the neighbors think. She has been doing this for a decade or so.

I wonder what Ms V's neighbor's think, and her husband. They have to caught on to her spa. She has a fairly large house in a really nice neighborhood.

[FourNick8]

Kassie is a massive squirter. I mean, shocking amounts.

I've been to Eastern WSpringfield several times during COVID and never got more than NOVA+. Certainly nothing that involved squirting:

[DC Outlaw]

Is this legit massages or did you find some gems that would do extras?

It was a mix of both: legit CMT and GND types doing what they can to make a buck. Listings often made it easy to see who was willing to play. The platform allowed chat with providers so you could negotiate pricing / length of service / and level of care you wanted (intended to be talking Swiss / Thai / Deep Tissue etc.).

Through chat, as well as reviews on the Denver board, I was able to find a few real gems. And I do mean "Real Gems. ".

I'm not sure why the site went down or was originally limited in locations? But they'll need mongers for demand, as well as therapists for supply to make it work in any locale.

[Crude Oil]

The first visit is always like that. Once she knows and recognizes you, future visits get you access to the better talent she has working for her. You will be rewarded with frequent visits.

I had time to stop by on my way home a few days ago.

I had never been to this place, but it seemed convenient.

I walk inside, and am greeted by what seems like the mamasan. She seems to be 60, overweight, etc.

She takes my temperature, asks me to wash my hands, etc., then she takes me to the room.

I say I only have time for half hour. She says. "Are you sure? I give you good massage today!

Alarms started sounding in my head. No way I wanted to pay for her to massage me. So I just asked, "Is Susie here?

I just made up the name on the spot. She said, "when you come last time?" I just said, "it was 6 months ago".

She just says "no Susie here six months ago".

I just said "okay, well I'll try again another time".

And walked out..

[TheDrowned]

So I was greeted by who I think was the youngest of the other girls. Coco I think? She was really sweet and gave a great massage and was flirty but can't get a handle on this place. Only my second time here but can't tell if it's totally legit or not.

Anyone else recently visit with better luck?

Spirit wellness was a great place where you can get a CMT quality massage and a nice NOVA finish. But this was a couple of years ago. My favorite gal who used to work there was Lisa who had an amazing rack and bright red lips. When she latched into junior she would stick her tongue out and start licking her lips while I nursed on those glorious nipples. It was such a turn on. Sadly I think the place ended up getting busted by Uncle douchebag and they changed ownership.

The new owners are legit. You'd be hard pressed to find someone to touch your junk, and believe me I tried. The owner is a hot milfy Asian with glasses. She doesn't do the massage tho and eventually I stopped frequenting.


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