Streetwalker Reports

[MongerSeeker]

The best thing to do is to calmly pull over and walk over the passenger side. Open the door and ask them to leave. Most girls realize that this is end and leave. I have paid any money for a girl to get out in all my years of cruising.

All great points Vino. These Chicks can be nuts at times!

I've shared this Provider Removal method before, but I will share again since it's been a long minute since I have.

Keep a wadded up $1 bill in your car somewhere where it's out of sight but it's easy to reach. I keep mine in the cut-out notch / hand slot of my driver's door arm rest. When a Chick goes ballistic at any level (mild to melt down) and you want her out quickly and calmly, do this. Pull a genuine $20 bill (or higher domination if she's one of those high class ladies) out of your pocket and show it to the provider. Wad it up into a ball in front of her. Here's the gaff, when you have the chance, take the wadded up $1 from it's hiding place and drop the larger bill off. It's easy to do. You don't have to be David Copperfield to pull this switch off! You can even keep the larger bill in your hand if necessary or drop it beside your seat. Show the Provider the wadded up bill between two fingers, roll down your window then toss the $1 over the top of the car so it will land somewhere on the ground on her side of the car. Works even quicker if she actually sees it land and rolls a little. She will jump out of your car and go get the Magic Bill. Pull away once she is clear of your car and you just spent the best dollar of your life.

Grain 56.

[RP469]

Mariah was the one that thought she had the artistic touch. I still owe you for that delivery. Paybacks are a bi*ch.

LOL, Sorry but I just had to f*ck her before the delivery. I hope she didn't leave any stains on the seats of your nice car. The point is I got you a date! You just had to do some deep cleaning first. As far as the payback, well that already happened when Mariah fooled us both. AlexLynn was the only smart one trying to break Mariah apart from us. She knew what was going on. But I didn't listen to Alex, instead I got on her case about it. I should have listened to her. Cost me some roses and you some paint removal work.

RP.

[ShadowMonger]

I have had some stories that freaked me out to the point of just leaving for fear of my safety.

I fell victim to IPA one night. I thought I was going to get stabbed but I stood my ground and I walked away. I was really on the hunt for her for while and I'm glad I never ran across her again. I also got in an elevator and a dude jumped in at the last second and he and the chick were on first name terms. He was as sketchy as it gets but nothing happened (I GTFO of there). I could go on.

[RookieMonger]

Now that couldn't be sweet Mariah! This is the day I dropped her off for you. But just a little dirtier.

RP.

Speaking of Mariah, I still have her phone. I'm in town now so I'll see if I can find her on the trail.

[TrollingObt]

Now that couldn't be sweet Mariah! This is the day I dropped her off for you. But just a little dirtier.

RP.

Mariah was the one that thought she had the artistic touch. I still owe you for that delivery. Paybacks are a bi*ch.

[Buster Hymen]

All great points Vino. These Chicks can be nuts at times!

I've shared this Provider Removal method before, but I will share again since it's been a long minute since I have.

Keep a wadded up $1 bill in your car somewhere where it's out of sight but it's easy to reach. I keep mine in the cut-out notch / hand slot of my driver's door arm rest. When a Chick goes ballistic at any level (mild to melt down) and you want her out quickly and calmly, do this. Pull a genuine $20 bill (or higher domination if she's one of those high class ladies) out of your pocket and show it to the provider. Wad it up into a ball in front of her. Here's the gaff, when you have the chance, take the wadded up $1 from it's hiding place and drop the larger bill off. It's easy to do. You don't have to be David Copperfield to pull this switch off! You can even keep the larger bill in your hand if necessary or drop it beside your seat. Show the Provider the wadded up bill between two fingers, roll down your window then toss the $1 over the top of the car so it will land somewhere on the ground on her side of the car. Works even quicker if she actually sees it land and rolls a little. She will jump out of your car and go get the Magic Bill. Pull away once she is clear of your car and you just spent the best dollar of your life.

Grain 56.

I have used this technique before with success. Strangest one I had was in Cleveland. It was a winter evening, pick up a nice looking SW. She was holding her phone strangely in front of her. As we were driving, we went thru the negotiation. When we agreed on 1/2 and half for 40 bucks, she said she was working with the police, just recorded our conversation, and would turn it over to the police if I didn't give her $100 right now. We were on a side street just off the interstate. I said "get your ass out before I get pissed". She said no. I floored the car and she screamed "what are you doing? As I entered the on ramp to the interstate. As the car continued to accelerate, I said, "I haven't decided, at first I was just going to take you to the police station to sort this out, but I think the best thing is to take your ass way out in the country and dump your ass off. Maybe if it is quick you won't feel a thing".

She screamed at me to stop the car, I pulled off the next ramp and stopped the car and she jumped out. As she slammed the door she said "you crazy motherfucker! Writing this still makes me laugh.

[NightAudit]

I've always found the girls to be level-headed and in control of themselves. However, if anyone needs a provider that can spray paint your house, punch your car windows, throw 6 packs of soda at your head, attempt to give head in an occupied hot tub or walk into the hall of a 5-star resort buck naked and ask housekeeping to exchange a robe that had chocolate syrup and maraschino juice poured all over it then you should be able to find the girl of your dreams.

Working hotels I have seen that. Even coming back to get a backpack full of toys.

[Grain 56]

If you stay in the hobby long enough, you will eventually have stories like this with girls. I have had times where I couldn't wait for the girl to leave or get out of my car. Many of these girls, especially SW's, are quite mentally ill. Throw in a bunch of candy use on top of that and it can be a very volatile recipe. Since they go to the graybar constantly, fear of going to jail means nothing with these girls. Even solid, trusted providers that you have seen many times, can go off their rockers once in awhile.

Always be diligent, always go with your gut and always do all you can to get yourself out of a potentially dangerous situation. If you have to physically throw one out of your car, don't hesitate to do it (not right on the Trail, go onto a side street with little traffic, while stopped, of course. LOL.) I know a monger that tried to get one out of his car. She kept locking the passenger door, refusing to leave. He ended up having to go to the driver's side, grab her and pull her across the driver's seat to get her out. She still tried to get back in the car. Luckily, he got her far enough away from the car, that he could speed off....

....ALWAYS, but always, go with your first gut instinct. Oh, one more small thing. Often, they want to go to a store for cigs, drink, etc. That's fine, just make certain that THEY go into the store to get it. Do not ever leave a girl in your car alone. Tell them no shoplifting, either. That you'll be watching them.

All great points Vino. These Chicks can be nuts at times!

I've shared this Provider Removal method before, but I will share again since it's been a long minute since I have.

Keep a wadded up $1 bill in your car somewhere where it's out of sight but it's easy to reach. I keep mine in the cut-out notch / hand slot of my driver's door arm rest. When a Chick goes ballistic at any level (mild to melt down) and you want her out quickly and calmly, do this. Pull a genuine $20 bill (or higher domination if she's one of those high class ladies) out of your pocket and show it to the provider. Wad it up into a ball in front of her. Here's the gaff, when you have the chance, take the wadded up $1 from it's hiding place and drop the larger bill off. It's easy to do. You don't have to be David Copperfield to pull this switch off! You can even keep the larger bill in your hand if necessary or drop it beside your seat. Show the Provider the wadded up bill between two fingers, roll down your window then toss the $1 over the top of the car so it will land somewhere on the ground on her side of the car. Works even quicker if she actually sees it land and rolls a little. She will jump out of your car and go get the Magic Bill. Pull away once she is clear of your car and you just spent the best dollar of your life.

Grain 56.

[Grain 56]

Oh, ok. When we entered, there was a baby asleep on the couch and it didn't look like it belonged to any of the other people there (not the right way to say this). This was my first time with her, so just a theory.

No telling who's baby that was. It's possible it is Angel's, I personally have no clue.....

.....It's possible they were "watching" the baby for someone else.....

Grain 56.

I saw Deaf Angel out walking on Rio G about noon, I stopped and spoke to her. She has gained a little weight and may actually tip the scales at 85 lbs these days. She was freshly showered and we went off for a quick conversation. 30 minutes later I was dropping her off being a sack full of swimmers and a pair of Jacks lighter than when I started out.

She said the Baby was her Roommate's Brother's Baby.

I saw what I think is a familiar face at 23rd. She's a WSW, trim, smaller size, blonde with short hair, her hair cut looks like the mother's hair in Ferris Buller's Day Off. Kind of a mid-80's mushroom cap-on-top cut. Her face is very familiar to me but I can't place her name. I am wanting to say it is Jessica but I can't be sure. I don't have time to search through the Resort Directory right now, but I will later. I intended to ask her but when I swung around to ask her, Deaf Angel showed up at that same moment and picked her up to talk.

Grain 56.

[RP469]

I've always found the girls to be level-headed and in control of themselves. However, if anyone needs a provider that can spray paint your house, punch your car windows, throw 6 packs of soda at your head, attempt to give head in an occupied hot tub or walk into the hall of a 5-star resort buck naked and ask housekeeping to exchange a robe that had chocolate syrup and maraschino juice poured all over it then you should be able to find the girl of your dreams.

Now that couldn't be sweet Mariah! This is the day I dropped her off for you. But just a little dirtier.

RP.

[TrollingObt]

If you stay in the hobby long enough, you will eventually have stories like this with girls. I have had times where I couldn't wait for the girl to leave or get out of my car. Many of these girls, especially SW's, are quite mentally ill. Throw in a bunch of candy use on top of that and it can be a very volatile recipe. Since they go to the graybar constantly, fear of going to jail means nothing with these girls. Even solid, trusted providers that you have seen many times, can go off their rockers once in awhile..

I've always found the girls to be level-headed and in control of themselves. However, if anyone needs a provider that can spray paint your house, punch your car windows, throw 6 packs of soda at your head, attempt to give head in an occupied hot tub or walk into the hall of a 5-star resort buck naked and ask housekeeping to exchange a robe that had chocolate syrup and maraschino juice poured all over it then you should be able to find the girl of your dreams.

[Vino 7373]

I have had some stories that freaked me out to the point of just leaving for fear of my safety.

If you stay in the hobby long enough, you will eventually have stories like this with girls. I have had times where I couldn't wait for the girl to leave or get out of my car. Many of these girls, especially SW's, are quite mentally ill. Throw in a bunch of candy use on top of that and it can be a very volatile recipe. Since they go to the graybar constantly, fear of going to jail means nothing with these girls. Even solid, trusted providers that you have seen many times, can go off their rockers once in awhile.

Always be diligent, always go with your gut and always do all you can to get yourself out of a potentially dangerous situation. If you have to physically throw one out of your car, don't hesitate to do it (not right on the Trail, go onto a side street with little traffic, while stopped, of course. LOL.) I know a monger that tried to get one out of his car. She kept locking the passenger door, refusing to leave. He ended up having to go to the driver's side, grab her and pull her across the driver's seat to get her out. She still tried to get back in the car. Luckily, he got her far enough away from the car, that he could speed off.

Remember to always look out for yourself first. Don't feel sorry for them or get caught up in their drama. Don't get caught up with finishing your dream, either. If you have to go without your nut, then so be it. I've had girl's freak out right in the middle of the dream before. Better to lose out on a nut or a few Marios then have something happen that can destroy your life (over a piece of ass.) You are the number one priority. IF things go south, do all you can to get rid of the girl asap. My .02.

ALWAYS, but always, go with your first gut instinct. Oh, one more small thing. Often, they want to go to a store for cigs, drink, etc. That's fine, just make certain that THEY go into the store to get it. Do not ever leave a girl in your car alone. Tell them no shoplifting, either. That you'll be watching them.

[NightAudit]

Your is comment on point.

Street rumors or any significant conversations are never solicited but I've been in a few and heard stories that blew my mind. Some funny but none that aren't somehow pathetic in many ways.

I have had some stories that freaked me out to the point of just leaving for fear of my safety.

[NightAudit]

I recall hearing the old Snowflake in the Dumpster story too but since I saw her out and about a several times after that story was told, I knew it wasn't true. It is possible she was sleeping in a dumpster. LOL.

I do for some reason seem to recall that in some of the old oft' recycled "promo" pictures of her on here, she maybe was standing in front of a dumpster and laying a Camaro or something of the sort wearing purple stockings. I may be getting this confused or wrong, but it is my recollection.

Grain 56.

No confusion. I remember the pictures as well.

I gave her a ride a couple of times. She wanted my sons tiggr that was in my car. Yeah, not happening. Last time I gave her a ride she was telling me about some stuff she found on the side of the road and she took it.

[ShadowMonger]

I recall hearing the old Snowflake in the Dumpster story too but since I saw her out and about a several times after that story was told, I knew it wasn't true. It is possible she was sleeping in a dumpster. LOL.

I do for some reason seem to recall that in some of the old oft' recycled "promo" pictures of her on here, she maybe was standing in front of a dumpster and laying a Camaro or something of the sort wearing purple stockings. I may be getting this confused or wrong, but it is my recollection.

Grain 56.

Your is comment on point.

Street rumors or any significant conversations are never solicited but I've been in a few and heard stories that blew my mind. Some funny but none that aren't somehow pathetic in many ways.